Clips From TBTL #3716

Right before the break, Andrew tried to do the “Hello and welcome to Top Story” drop from memory:

Andrew: “Welcome to Top Stories”

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After the break, both Andrew gave it another shot and Luke tried to do the drop from memory as well:

Andrew: “Welcome to Top Story”

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Luke: “Hello and welcome to Top Story”

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I created mashups of their attempts and the original drop:

Andrew: Hello and welcome to Top Stories (Andrew Mix 2022)

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Andrew: Hello and welcome to Top Story (Andrew Mix 2022)

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Luke- Hello and welcome to Top Story (Luke Mix 2022)

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Andrew: “And, I can go to that dump whenever I want to”

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Andrew: “And, yeah, maybe, I’m a little smelly at the end of the day. Maybe, I’m a little sweaty at the end of the day”

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Andrew: “Are you sure it doesn’t say, 5-3-1-8-0-0-8; and, if you turn it upside-down, it says, ‘boobies’?”

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Andrew: “Because, Seattle has its own stuff going on”

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Andrew: “Do you wanna hear about the dump?”

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Andrew: “Don’t praise the machine!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Lloyd! Take your finances down to the casino!”

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Andrew: “I have systems… It involves… sticky notes”

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Andrew: “If you really don’t wanna get to the USB story, I did go to the dump yesterday”

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Andrew: “It’s just so weird that… all these drops we play live in my head as earworms. But, the one that I hear… literally every weekday of my godforsaken life… I’m having trouble conjuring right now; and, I feel like my brain… I feel like I’ve lost something”

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Andrew: Making split-flap display sounds

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Andrew: “Mission 1: Don’t get hollered at today”

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Andrew: “Nobody called me their man that day”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit… Where’s my bag?”

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Andrew: “Oh… those clowns in Lynnwood. I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “There’s always something to talk about when you go to the dump”

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Andrew: “They have recovered the stick; but, people are still very angry about it”

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Andrew: “Well, that… made me, kind of, feel, like… I’m somebody’s man”

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Andrew: “Will you be my data-bae?”

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Andrew: “You ever have… one of those situations where you, kind of… receive some good news… but, unfortunately, it comes on the back of the specifically bad news that you were… kind of an idiot all along?”

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Andrew and Luke: Spicket vs spigot talk

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Luke: “8… bracket… forward slash… S-W-J-R-T-K-7-6… R-J-M… 3… F-D-F-E-R-8… apostrophe, 3, apostrophe, P… 8-6, semicolon, apostrophe, 8-7… 1”

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Luke: “I love Mother Earth”

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Luke: “In a… fit of desperation; which, is… honestly, my favorite kind of fit”

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Luke: “Okay. I’m sorry, Andrew. I am really sorry… This is so boring… but, it is for technogeeks with spreadshee”

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Luke: “Sorry, this is incredibly detailed and so boring”

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Luke: “That’s when I go from trying to be Mr. Good Boy… to… Mr. Rage Man”

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Luke: “This is so boring… but, it is for technogeeks with spreadshee”

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Luke: “What… you put a… you put indoor faucet… outdoors on your spicket!?”

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Luke: “You’re almost in the headbutt zone, Luke!”

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