Clips From TBTL #2393: The Burbanks Edition

Carey Burbank: Answering the phone with a “Hello, baby!” drop

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Carey Burbank: Laughing and saying “What… what do you mean?”

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Carey Burbank: Playing “Hello, baby!” over the phone

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Carey Burbank: Playing “Hello, baby!” over the phone towards the end of the show

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Carey Burbank and Luke: Exaggerating details is part and parcel of being a Professional Storyteller

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “Ooh, good detail, storyteller. Professional (Thank you) storyteller. You know, I do alright.”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: Carey plays the “Hello, baby!” drop as a power out, Luke considers it the worst audio bit on the show ever and can’t wait for it to go on Marsupial Gurgle

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Luke: “Everybody gets a nickname today!”

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Luke: Funny mouth sound

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Luke: “Hello, baby!”

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Luke: “I can’t wait for that to make its way on to Marsupial Gurgle. I mean, what will it even be?”

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Luke: “I… hate… running through the airport”

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Luke: “I’m a Peter Push-forward”

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Luke: “I’m kidding, Hamilton fans!”

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Luke: Incorrectly saying “It’s episode 2932 in a collector’s series”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Now, your body decides to… release the Kraken of sweat”

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Luke: Panting breathlessly

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Luke: “Rare (??) blood!! Cool!”

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Luke: “Run for it!”

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Luke: “Sammy Sad-sack”

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Luke: Saying “Here I go once again with the Breaking News” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Singing “1-877-Canaries of Comedy”

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Luke: “Sluggerrr! Sluggerrr!!”

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Luke: Strong Bad-ish TBTL Breaking News

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Luke: “That is how much things move in… and through the transom of my mind these days”

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Luke: “That is, by the way, classic Sammy Snore-sack… Which is… I hope, I hope, he doesn’t make an appearance”

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Luke: “That was an HP… not an MP”

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Luke: “There’s still some meat on dem bones”

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Luke: “This is, ‘Road Rules: Burbank Edition'”

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Luke: “This, my friend”

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Luke: “Ugh, you gotta be kidding me”

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Luke: “What in the world is going on in your life… wife?”

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Luke: “What will it even be? It’ll be just a wisp of memory of an idea of a sound drop.”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s doing the shocker with his hands… Oh, God! I didn’t even notice that. No, rea–No! This is a family show. What the hell!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m interested in the details of life. As a professional storyteller, it’s what I mostly focus on. Oh my God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s do this podcast to the pain for our listeners. And, we do.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke doing his version of the TBTL Breaking News drop but it ended going all Strong Bad

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh! Can I? Burrrr. No, (Burrrr) okay. Control. Mouth. With brain. Control, Alt, Mouth?”

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Luke and Andrew: Peter Push-forward vs Sammy Sad-sack

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Luke and Andrew: “We are men of action, not words. Wait, opposite… (Right) opposite of that (Right)”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: Luke reacting to how Carey answered the phone

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Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Luke had said he was a “Professional Storyteller” to Carey

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Luke, Carey Burbank and Andrew: “Everybody gravitates towards that toy at some point. It’s like the most fun thing in the house, besides me. (Yup) And, also a better storyteller. Oooh… (Ow, wow) this interview is over! Let’s not get nasty, guys.”

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Clips From TBTL #2393: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And, we do”

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Andrew: “Control, Alt, Mouth”

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Andrew: “Here comes old, huffy-puffy Burbank”

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Andrew: “I am Sammy Sad-sack! I am Sammy Sad-sack!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know where, I’m in, I might be on the Dark Web right now”

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Andrew: “I heard that she donated just so that she wouldn’t get fined… actually”

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Andrew: “I’m just sayin’!!”

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Andrew: “I’m not being nice here”

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Andrew: “It sounded cut off at the end”

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Andrew: “It’s so clear from this conversation that you care more about it than I do; so, just take it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “N’ohh… You”

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Andrew: “No”

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Andrew: “Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Sammy Sad-sack only does one thing: he cries into his soup”

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Andrew: “Ted Cruz, like fucking Ted Cruz.”

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Andrew: “Ted Cruz, like fucking Ted Cruz. Sorry about the language at the top of the show, you guys.”

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Andrew: “That door is only closed because you haven’t opened it”

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Andrew: “That’s why you get it; because, I don’t care”

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Andrew: “Their mascot is… Oh, dang it, it’s like my favorite name. It’s perfect. It’s a… I can’t think of it. Good Lord, what’s wrong with me!? Why would I open my mouth to tell the story if I don’t know the end of it?”

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Andrew: “What the hell? What the hell!!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!”

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Andrew: “What the hell!” #2

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Andrew: “What the hell!” #3

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Andrew: “Whose side is that guy on!?!”

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Andrew: “Why am I doing all the driving?”

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Andrew: “You were in the old Fart Locker down there with smelly Kev”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to talk about Sammy Sad-sack, but Luke wasn’t having any of it

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Andrew and Luke: “I am Sammy Sad-sack! I am Sammy Sad-sack!! Wait, then everybody starts to stand up, (Yeah) ‘I am Sammy Sad-sack!'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, are we just gonna go out with ‘Dreamweaver’ though? We may have to now. I can’t stop this. The train has left the station! You’ve got two ears and a heart, don’t you? (Sorry, Waves!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2392

Andrew: “But, whatever”

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Andrew: “Hey, kid… you like to Facebook? I got something that will really make you Facebook.”

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Andrew: “I am, kind of, always trying to climb my way out of the schlub hole”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna change!”

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Andrew: “I get Quilted Northern… for the TP. And, I get Brawny for the PT.”

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Andrew: “I step on your power outs all the time”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Let’s do that!”

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Andrew: “Now, is, is she doing tricks, is she like, yo-yo-ing it up?”

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Andrew: Saying “Ohhhh-ho-ho-oh-ho, it’s a play on words!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Sing-songy “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: Singing “I’m a classic man”

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Andrew: “Sittin’ in the bottom of ma’ belly”

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Andrew: “Tell me what to do!”

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Andrew: “That’s the expression! That’s certainly it. (Go Browns) You can tell, because… it just trips off the tongue.”

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Andrew: “Yee-haw”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew singing the “On The Media” theme and Luke saying “Huh?!?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t wanna change! Well, what have you decided to do? Just… torment myself.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Vooooop! Did you just yip like a he dog? I tried to do my ‘Vooooop!'”

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Luke: “Amazon is the… Russet Burbank potato… of… buying things”

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Luke: “Eagle Sore… fall hard”

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Luke: “Easy, Bezos!”

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Luke: “God… if somebody opens the Ark of the Covenant, we’re effed!”

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Luke: “He’s really the covfefe… of podcasting, known for his drawing of tall ships, its grace and splendor. He sometimes… tweets… indecipherable words; but, it doesn’t mean that he’s better than everyone else. He’s Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh.”

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Luke: “Not to send money right back to Jeffy B’s pockets”

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Luke: “Rubber ducky, rubber ducky, what’cha leaving behind ya?”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “This man hates calendars!”

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Luke: “We’re just getting powered up!”

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Luke: “Well, this is why we can’t have nice things”

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Luke: “Yo, yo, yo”

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Luke: “You’ve spin the fidgets… in all the different ways”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, you thought we needed to power out eight minutes ago. No, no, no, my friend. We’re just powering in.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew, take the wheel. I’m gonna be hearing a lot of that next week.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I didn’t start by saying ‘dude’, (Dude) by the way. Dude. Yeah. Hey dummy! (Dude) Bruh. Bruh.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m dazzled! I’m pretty dazzled. I’m also hungry right now.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve got some ambience, I just got my prescription re-upped… Ohhh. (Although, you know what…) You were hooked on ambience.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke snorting and Andrew saying “That was a really bad joke. Thanks for trying to snort it out with me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe for that reason, or, I don’t know, maybe cuz I can hang out here with the doggins, or… Because, I can… just come to you right now, Andrew… wearing a banana hammock and a smile… (Come on, man!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, I see, we’re in different cars! Yeah, I gotta… Oh, I thought… Rubber ducky, rubber ducky, what’cha leaving behind ya?”

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Luke and Andrew: “These are your phonics. These are your phonics on drugs. Insert frying pan sound effect here (Ohhh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We bored (I know) two listeners (Uh-oh…) with one conversation (my gosh)”

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Clips From TBTL #2391

Andrew: “Ahhhhhh, damn it!!!”

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Andrew: “All I’m looking for in my life is vehicles for salt”

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Andrew: “Don’t think that’s possible; but, I would’ve been”

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Andrew: “I refuse to wear pants until we get a sponsor called, ‘Pants Club’. When we get a, when we get a pants club sponsor, then I’ll start wearing pants again.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Let’s do it all the time! Let’s have you here all the time.”

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Andrew: “Listen… it doesn’t matter to me as long as you’re cool with what happens on the other end. And, what happens on the other end, Luke, is a spanking.”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, I’m freaking out”

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Andrew: Saying “Don’t be ridiculous” as Balki Bartokomous

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Andrew: Saying “Peace sing” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “That’s a stupid question, but hear me out”

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Andrew and Luke: “I got one hand in my pocket and the other’s giving a high five (a high five!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let me lay two things on ya. Please”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, okay. So, we’re peeing in the potty. Can I number two in the shower?”

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Luke: “Dear God, I wish today was my Friday. Turns out, it is… extremely, very much, my Tuesday”

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Luke: “Fire can’t melt this winning”

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Luke: “Nothing Smurf can Smurf”

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Luke: Saying “Albuquerque” as Bugs Bunny

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Luke: Saying “Don’t be ridiculous” as Balki Bartokomous

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Luke: “See… now you’re cooking with brains”

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Luke: “Totally. Win, win, win. Win all around. Win forever. You’re gonna be tired on winning.”

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Luke: “We’re at the point now where it’s more weird when I’m doing the show from Burbank Springs. This has become… the center of all things TBTL, as it turns out.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Meow, meow. Meow meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Sorry to bug you in the middle of dinner”

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Clips From TBTL #2390

Andrew: “I think I speak for all of us when I say, ‘Voooooh!!'”

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Andrew: “It was your idea to do this on Angel Dust, not mine.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Saying “It’s not a tuba” as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Andrew: Snorting and Laughing

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Andrew: “Voooooh!!”

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Andrew: “Vooooop!!!”

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Andrew: “You’re saying that you’re not quite a captain. I’m saying… you are an illegal boat driver.”

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Andrew and Luke: Recreating the Butthole Flaps drop

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Andrew and Luke: Saying “It’s not a tuba” as Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Andrew and Luke: “Something old, something new, (Yep) something borrowed, something you, (Yeah!) Luke. There you go. (Wow!) That was weird.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Vooooop!!! Don’t ya have a drop that makes that ‘Vooooop!’ sound? No. No you don’t. It was your idea to do this on Angel Dust, not mine.”

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Luke: “I’m starting a new, questionable, medical… podcast called, ‘It’s not a tumor'”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be real neat… and real cool, and real out of the box”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing and Clapping

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Luke: “We’re here… slaving over a hot laptop for you. We don’t even have to be doing this, but we are. So, appreciate it!”

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Clips From TBTL #2389

Andrew: “Alexa!”

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Andrew: “Did you try the Frenchman’s Gondola?”

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Andrew: “God dang it!”

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Andrew: “How about that for an interesting story? Power out!”

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Andrew: “KITT… that lives in my Echo!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a Marsupial Cooing Sound

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Okay. I don’t think that’s the… Okay.”

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Andrew: “Power out!”

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Andrew: “They’re other people in the world!”

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Andrew and Luke: Beta Mail Spoof

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t call us. We’ll call you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “He loves these cans!! Stay away from the cans!! This man loves tonic and gin… too much!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m, I’m hiking it up to three houses away (Oh my God, Andrew) to find a place… (that’s awful) Look it, like, I’m… after a long day of podcasting… (Oh yeah) give me a major brark! For sharks!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just kidding! Can you imagine? (It was Libby Denkmann) It was Libby ‘The Denk’ Denkmann!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Two brozos… brozing it up!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Congratulations! You’re in!”

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Luke: “I’ve just been flapping my gums”

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Luke: “It runs from Darrell Hammond to Pam Poovey”

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Luke: “Money talks and bullshit walks. I gots to get my money!”

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Luke: “My man boobs are starting to come in, thanks to my… anti-baldness medicine”

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Luke: “Oh, shit!”

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Luke: Saying “Alright, it’s a Friday. Which means, we’ve got some Music For Your Weekend!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “See ya later, suckers. Chris Hayes, follow me on Twitter. Baba Booey!”

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Luke: “The Amazon Clappers of the world, et al”

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Luke and Andrew: “Back to… back to the, the Amazon Echo… The lady that lives in your Amazon Echo. KIIT. KITT. Back to KITT.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Bazinga! (Ohhhh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I actually need you to… Cisco into my system, if you can and put that down as time and a half. Oh, now you’re flirting with me? I’m not gonna Cisco into your system, dude.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know why I can’t count, but I’ve been coming up short on underwear, a lot. Looking forward to the road trip.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It runs from Darrell Hammond to Pam Poovey. That’s right, from Darrell Hammond to Pam Poovey. Possible show title!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke accidentally said “Alexa” and has to put money into this “Google Home” jar

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I’m doing this call and response with the crowd that I didn’t even mean to start (Wow!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Someone’s gotta remove your terrible tattoos, it might as well be a Ten! That’s right!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What do you think is probably the number one barrier to entry for me taking part of anything. Let me think about that. I just, I, I just realized I asked a dangerous question.”

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