Clips From TBTL #2127: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “All you can eat, baby. All you can eat.”

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Luke: “Alright, play one more.”

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Luke: “An aluminum tube full of farts.”

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Luke: “And it’s just… so annoying!”

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Luke: “Crash, crash, crash, crash, crash”

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Luke: “Howdy doody”

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Luke: “I need to be more ‘Yes, and’ and I’m being kind of like ‘No way, dude.'”

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Luke: Laughing to Andrew’s story

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Luke: “Lewis. Lewis.”

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Luke: “My woif!”

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Luke: “No, no, no, no, no.”

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Luke: “Nofunik”

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Luke: “Oooh!”

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Luke: Pod-dog is currently Luke’s friend for life

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Luke: “Sidenote”

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Luke: Singing “Take me home, bumpy roads”

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Luke: “So, let me cut the chit-chat”

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Luke: “The readings are off the charts!”

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Luke: “Well, don’t they feel like a fool.”

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Luke: “Whoa!”

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Luke: “You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew laughing to Luke saying “Our Top Story today takes us to 35,000 feet.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because you’re against keeping the faith? Because… is that a… is that a…? That’s what Tavis Smiley says at the end of every show, ‘Keep the faith!’ Oh, he does? Oh, I didn’t know that! I thought… Oh God! I thought I was missing a Loggins reference.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a question for, for you Walshski (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “It might be disorienting to have a period of time, where you just literally shit gold. Yeah, I know. Also, go to a doctor if you’re shitting gold.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asking if Andrew would like a photo of Luke hugging Janeane Garofalo on Live Wire

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “I’m alright! Don’t nobody worry about me.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Okay, a couple of e-mails before we get outta here, and one that I was so excited, Andrew, to see from you! Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This guy gets it! Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Water logginsed? Water logginsed, okay. Water logginsed, okay.”

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Clips From TBTL #2127: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And I just got scared.”

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Andrew: “And they’ve, they’ve done the nasty, as they say.”

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Andrew: “Are we water logginsed? Are we logged out?”

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Andrew: “Boy, that’s a weird way of putting it.”

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Andrew: “But, this thing must work!”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “First of all, Father, you’re fat. Why should I listen to you?”

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Andrew: “Hi, Luke.”

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Andrew: “I called him, ‘Doh-nald'”

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Andrew: “I don’t believe in ghosts… but!!!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I don’t think you have time for such silliness.”

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Andrew: “I, I know all kinds of slang.”

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Andrew: “I… Um… Yes.”

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Andrew: “I’m not rooting for you and Janeane.”

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Andrew: “I’ve asked a lot of dumb questions on this show, that might, that might top the bill.”

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Andrew: Imitating a pilot barking words over a plane’s PA

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Andrew: “It felt more like you were talking to a faceless god. Umm… a boy must have a name.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Yes!”

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Andrew: “Might have tacos tonight”

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Andrew: “No, that’s awful. That would torture me.”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah. Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God… Tavis being Tavis!”

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Andrew: “Really?!? How did you not tell me this; or, did I ignore it?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, I go to the app store and I go, ‘Yeah, gimme that, uh, gimme that ghost radar thing.'”

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Andrew: “That’s right, yeah, yeah, yeah.”

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Andrew: “There are a million of them!”

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Andrew: “There may or may not be a ghost in the room in here with me. Oh, as soon as I said that, it went away though.”

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Andrew: “Uh, wow!”

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Andrew: “Who are you? You fascinate me!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s where… Ohh, I see red on that!”

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Andrew: “You wanna pull the nose up on this negativity train?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Don’t beat up on my friend, TBTL. Hey, good call. Thank you.”

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Andrew and Luke: “God, I love this song! It’s so good, right? Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hi, Luke. Ummm… Everything alright, bud? Yeah… no…. it’s okay. There may or may not be a ghost in the room in here with me. Oh, as soon as I said that, it went away though.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m sorry, I’m kind of going down a rabbit hole. I, I won’t play this, but… A Loggins-hole? Oh my God.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is that the ‘I’m feeling alright,’ or what’s… ‘I’m alright!’ I’m alright, right! Yeah, yeah, yeah. ‘Don’t nobody worry about me.'”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, I didn’t deserve friends. I nicknamed him… Oh, Andrew.”

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Clips From TBTL #2126

Andrew: “Aww man, Frank, you’re so cool. You know everything about buffer size… or whatever.”

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Andrew: “Can we stop killing direwolves, do you have your tote bag… We get it Luke, you care.”

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Andrew: “Does an apple sound good to you right now? If an apple doesn’t sound good to you right now, you’re probably bored. If you’re actually hunger, food would sound good to you.”

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Andrew: “Give it a break!”

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Andrew: “Holy crap! Is Hodor dying?!?”

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Andrew: “I get it. I get it.”

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Andrew: “I get it. I get it. So, Pod-dog can just come and go, decide whether or not she wants to do the show in any given day; but, I gotta be here, don’t I? I can’t just wonder off.”

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Andrew: “I love it so much!”

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Andrew: “I mean, am I an awkward guy? Yeah, I’m a little bit of an awkward guy.”

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Andrew: “I’m not gonna just use the power of Andrew Walsh, by the way; which, is a, it’s like a, a, a blowtorch on the… Well, it definitely blows. Hey oh!”

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Andrew: “Kingsmoot is still going on!!? What’s a kingsmoot and why is it still going on!!! Like, it just seems so tiresome!”

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Andrew: “Like, it just seems so tiresome!”

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Andrew: “Luke, how God damn flattering is this?”

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Andrew: “That man has a moon face.”

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Andrew: “They, they should say, like, before you hit ‘Calculate’, it should say ‘You should sit down’ or something like that.”

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Andrew: “Wow, that dog has had a weird, weird influence on me.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can you do the squirrel call and see if I get excited? (Okay) I love it so much!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I dunno.”

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Luke: “I’m just going to turn around and she’s in her Pod-bed. She’s not there.”

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Luke: “I’ve done a great job as a parent. I think we can all agree.”

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Luke: “It is crazy!”

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Luke: “Keep your warg dick in your pants, Bran!”

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Luke: Quaker Oats Center for Excellence

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Luke: “They better get to dyin’!”

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Luke: “They changed up my iTunes again!”

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Luke: “Whoever came up with the BMI thing, the Body Mass Index… Those people need to be on trial at The Hague for war crimes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is the part of the show where I correct mistakes… over the top of the Game of Thrones music. Yeah, sure. Whatever. It’s fine.”

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Clips From TBTL #2125

Andrew: “Alright”

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Andrew: “Did you read the newsletter, Luke? Did you even read the newsletter?”

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Andrew: “I know!”

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Andrew: “I’m legit bummed right now.”

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Andrew: “I’m out.”

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Andrew: “Let’s blow this punsicle stand.”

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Andrew: “Minecraft is a powerful drug.”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “People love it when I talk about my dreams, so I’ll tell you a little bit more”

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Andrew: “Please, this is a wrong number. Please don’t contact us again.”

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Andrew: “This is a weird reaction, Luke.”

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Andrew: “This is depressing”

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Andrew: “Waa-ha”

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Andrew: “Well, anyway. So I went down an M-hole, or a K-hole, or whatever.”

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Andrew: “What can you do, this is the chin that sausage gave me.”

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Andrew: “Whatever.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, yeah, yeah.”

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Andrew: “Yikes!”

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Andrew: “You are purposely trying to trigger me, aren’t you?”

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Andrew: “You have celebrities [sic] encounters even in your dreams!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ohhh! (You doin’ this?) Are you gonna pile on? Do you have more? Yeah, can I throw one on? Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, maybe if you come down off your Alabama Hill from time to time (Mmm-hmm); and, you know, mix it up with the locals. No, thank you. Down in the flats, with the hoi polloi? Wouldn’t dream of it, Andrew. The Bellingham hoi polloi.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Who knows! (That’s right)”

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Luke: “Back at it with all of the, with all of the ridiculous–no.”

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Luke: “But, uh, what not?”

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Luke: Calling Pod-dog

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Luke: Giggling

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Luke: “He’s got a beard.”

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Luke: “Here she comes with a guy in her mouth.”

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Luke: “I did all the different rides. I do it all the different ways.”

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Luke: “I gotta keep my directions straight. It’s never eat soggy waffles.”

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Luke: “I mean, I’ve done stupider things.”

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Luke: “I will cheat like I’m Bill Clinton.”

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Luke: “Is there like a So-Damn Insane”

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Luke: “It got pretty real.”

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Luke: “The heck?”

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Luke and Andrew: “If there is gum in there, will you chew it? No.”

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Luke and Andrew: “In fact, Andrew, no offense, you should watch your back. I always watch my back. Well, for once, it’s not paranoia.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It gets into known knowns, known unknowns and unknown unknowns. (Oh, shit!)”

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Clips From TBTL #2124

Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman left a voicemail message for the guys

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Andrew: “Because, God only gave you one set of eyeballs, my friends. Don’t destroy them.”

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Andrew: “But, that is not part of my childhood. That is not part of my childhood!”

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Andrew: “I’m a lawyer!!!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m happy to be a literalist when it comes to using figuratively.”

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Andrew: Imitating the sound made when Spotify opens

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mmm–Blaaaaah-what!?!”

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Andrew: “Now you’re talking my language.”

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Andrew: “Ohhh”

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Andrew: “Snake and Turbo’s Drive Time Snack and Chat”

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Andrew: “This is a new song I’ve been working on.”

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Carey Burbank: Describing the look on Luke’s face while on a whirly ride

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Luke: “Awwwww”

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Luke: “But, I also don’t watch the news because I’m a kid.”

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Luke: “‘Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg’ I would pay money to see the Stu-bot whip a nae-nae.”

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Luke: “Do you want to go faster?”

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Luke: “It’s like you’re trying to sell a bone density machine.”

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Luke: “Like, I got this cabin full of fartin’ 13 year olds, or whatever.”

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Luke: Singing “Do the stanky leg, do the stanky leg”

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Luke: “We have to start calling you Yay-Z”

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Luke and Andrew: “And then on Sunday, there is a run called the, the ‘Rhody Run’ that I’m gonna do. Is that why it’s called ‘Roady’? Because of the run? Uh, no… rhododendron. Ohhh…”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew stopped doing TBTL image searches

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Luke and Andrew: Luke and the Seagulls

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has Segull-sthesia

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Luke and Andrew: “Right, you’re describing Amelia Bedelia. Mmm–Blaaaaah-what!?!”

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Steve Neuman: “Again Andrew, I’m, I’m, I’m not fucking around with the newsletter. Please, just, get it done. Please?”

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Clips From TBTL #2123

Andrew: “And I open my mic to say, ‘Hey Luke, don’t worry about it. Just bail, buddy.'”

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Andrew: “By the way, I just looked at the clock. I can’t believe we’re almost an hour into this, we need to figure this shit out.”

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Andrew: “F this”

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Andrew: Forced Laughter

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Andrew: “I don’t… I don’t even have an Oakland booty.”

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Andrew: “I hate pears.”

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Andrew: “I say, it was a weird day for me.”

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Andrew: “I want you to know, I don’t, I don’t think you have tiny minds.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like I can’t dick around for eight and a half minutes just being like, ‘Huh, who are you, huh? Huh, what’s your deal, huh?'”

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Andrew: Mumbling

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Andrew: “Oh God, this is two days old?!?”

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Andrew: “That was his first name.”

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Andrew: “We live in a society!”

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Andrew: “What were you, what were you gonna say?”

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Andrew: “You’re just another loser in their loserverse.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew doesn’t recall mini-golfing with Luke

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Andrew and Luke: “But, you’re always, you’re always coming back. Back at it again with the white jokes. Yes, that’s right.”

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Andrew and Luke: Les Schwab

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Andrew and Luke: Pretending or not pretending on the show

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, plausible deniability is the way (Sure) I get through Edmonds.”

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Luke: “Alright, we have no choice… but to, to blow some tiny minds with our tiny voices.”

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Luke: Auspicious start to the show

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Luke: “I consider it ‘Good Cop, Bad Drop’… where I just literally don’t even have my computer plugged in at the top of the show.”

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Luke: “My friend. My dude.”

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Luke: “My wife said, ‘Hey, you’re, you… jumping on the stage is apparently a bit hit on Facebook.'”

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Luke: “Of course, Linh Pham, our Super Pham, was there.”

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Luke: Playing clip of a computer voice saying “Have you ever listened carefully to the show. This is how I talk.”

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Luke: “See, now this is Hot Talk!”

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Luke: “Someone should videotape this on their phone; because, if I eat shit, this would be a funny thing for YouTube.”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And he said, ‘Been doing interviews on it for two days.’ Oh God, this is two days old?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “He needs to change his name to Paul McCartney’s Kid McCartney. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve assumed that the listeners have tiny minds. Oh, that’s the diff–Ooh. Is this the good cop, bad cop part of the show? (Yes) This is some, this is where we have some real fun.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “The Walsh needs an enema.” and Andrew reacting

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Luke and Andrew: No time for Top Story, straight to e-mails

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Luke and Andrew: Sour Diesel

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Luke and Andrew: “Working on your night cheese. Will be working on my night cheese.”

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