Clips From Show #1849

Andrew: “And I’m like ‘Ewwww'”

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “It’s more of a groof”

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Andrew: “Me and Stu-bot got this”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “My habit about turning everything about me”

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Andrew’s reaction to Luke’s mentioning of Live Wire

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Andrew: “Sorry, I said ‘General Manager’, ‘cuz I shouldn’t talk sports”

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Andrew talking about an innuendo in a Pitbull song

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Andrew: “That’s my job now”

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Andrew was asked to describe the Marsupial Gurgle website

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Luke: “I said, ‘where you’re wrong, my beloved bride'”

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Luke: “We’re getting into ‘old man yells at clouds’ territory once again”

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Luke: “Why don’t we have more commercials where I get to eat the product” (during the Shari’s Berries promo ad)

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Luke and Andrew: Marsusial Gurgle

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s about to change” with Andrew snorting

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re calling this show ‘Ring of Fireball'”

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Clips From Show #1848

Andrew: “If you go hunting for humblebrags”

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Andrew: “It reflected everybody like me who was in there, it was heavy on The Pixies, The Pavements, and The Replacements”

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Andrew laughing

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Andrew: “Oh please, have a man answer. Please have a man answer.”

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Andrew snorting and laughing

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Andrew: “These are covered in chocolate!”

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Andrew: “Turn off the part of my brain that says, ‘Hey Walsh, these are covered in chocolate!'”

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Andrew whispering “She dumped me”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew made a bad visual joke

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wondering if there would still be a show if Luke wasn’t insecure about his weight

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Carey: “It happened yesterday, so of course I remember…”

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Luke: “How would you describe my body type… a wonderland?”

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Luke: “I feel like a real ‘crumb-bum'”

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Luke: “If your Sheri Berry lasts for more than four hours, call a doctor.”

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Luke: “The wind beneath my wings, the person who’s tortured by my snoring.”

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Luke and Andrew: Phone call with Carey dropped right after Luke asked her to describe his body type

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Clips From Show #1847

Andrew: “Because you are coming down the Internet at me”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I was dealing with a toe issue, which I’ve since resolved”

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Andrew is not quite believing that Luke had Andy Richter on Live Wire

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Andrew: “Lord of the… bones”

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Andrew: Odd Laughing Sound

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Andrew: “Pretty loosey-goosey”

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Andrew: Snorting Laugh

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Andrew: “There are things about me you couldn’t understand. There are things about me you wouldn’t understand.”

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Andrew: “This is fun.”

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Andrew: “TMITL: Too Much Information To Live”

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Andrew: Tongue Clicking Sound

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Andrew: Tongue Sound

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’s right. Some of us are adults here.”

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Andrew: “You’re making this up! You’ve been making everything up all along!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew trips up on trying to play a game of “Questions”

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Luke: “Ayyiieeeeeee”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke describing how he lost the Questions game against Ken Jennings on Live Wire

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Luke: “I actually consider myself as a member of the Open Hearts collection”

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Luke: “Just be ready to ROCK!!!”

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Luke: “Lockup is on”

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Luke quoting Any Richter on Live Wire: “This looks like two farts on a plate”

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Luke: “Whaaat?!?”

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Luke: “You know, during the, kind of, Internet slowage”

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Luke: “You’re touched”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke attempts to sing a Taylor Swift song

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Luke and Andrew: One of Andrew’s longest fake laughs

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Feels Like The Erg Time

Back on show #1846, Andrew used the phrase “erg” (which is short for ergometer) in a bit to describe a rowing machine fish game. I have included links to the clips below for reference:

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While listening to that bit, I still had the version of “Feels Like The First Time” that Luke and Sean had fun with, called “Feels Like The Third Time”, stuck in my head.

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So, I decided to have some fun with the “erg” sound and the “Feels Like The First Time” bit and came up with “Feels Like The Erg Time”.

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I tried my best to emulate the slightly-off timing of the “erg” so that it replicates the same slighty-off timing of Luke saying “third” in “Feels Like The Third Time”.

Clips From Show #1846

Andrew’s awesome laugh while Luke tells a quick story

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Andrew: “Be my friend, be my friend!”

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Andrew: “Clog up our ear holes”

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Andrew: “Erg!”

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Andrew explaining how Vines can get millions of views

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Andrew explaining the rowing machine fish game

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Andrew: “Get the heck out of bed!”

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Andrew: “Heh heh heh, funny thing about that”

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Andrew: “I may be too dumb for this dumb show”

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Andrew: “I need, seriously, to get my ‘S’ together”

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Andrew: “No, not really. I’m fat.”

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Andrew: “Nope.”

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Andrew: “Perfect for, like, pushing teeny bopper girls’s buttons”

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Andrew singing “I’m-a get my Erg on”

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Andrew: “This confuses me…”

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Luke: “And old man, me, will yell at cloud”

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Luke: “Don’t funk with your ear funk”

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Luke: “Getting up in them ear guts”

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Luke: “Homie looks good!”

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Luke: “I also have a long running, kind of, dislike for Vine”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you something, bro”

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Luke: “Kind of almost running down the stairs in front of my house, ‘hey, talk to me!'”

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Luke: “Little, tiny ‘musicus interruptus'”

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Luke singing “This is how he uses it”

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Luke: “So, yay for me”

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Luke: “Yeeeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Also, when I was holding him, or her(?) … Her!?!? (The dog?)”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s reaction to Luke getting ear junk when taking out his ear plugs

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Luke and Andrew: “Cloud hollerin’, cloud hollering”

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Luke and Andrew: Good co-hosting and great sidekick

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s go ahead and leave those sounds for the gym. Nope, nope.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s wife, Carey, get tired of Luke’s Vine watching

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Phyllis and Andrew closing out the show

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Phyllis and Luke: “No! What!?!?”

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