Clips From TBTL #2694

Andrew: “Attention all TBTL listeners. This is a public service announcement”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Mr. Quip. Whatchu got for me?”

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Andrew: “Hello, Mr. Quip. Whatchu got for me?”

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Andrew: “I got a beer over here… unless, the bosses are listening; in which case, I would never drink at work. Are you kidding?”

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Andrew: Making car honking sounds

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Andrew: “Oh my God! It’s the best album!”

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Andrew: Saying “I wanna play a guessing game!” in a sing-songy manner

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Camaro Kev: “Predator doesn’t do the splits”

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Genevieve Haas: “This is the saddest part of the story”

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Luke: “And then, a new addition, some new.. some fresh blood and, finally, some brains… added to the operation”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Okay… I guess we’re at that part… of the… summer car-tacular shows… the part… where we turn to alcohol”

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Luke: “Since we’re on this subject; and, I know you hate it”

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Luke: Singing “Would you like to swing on a star?”

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Luke: “Yeah, I forget. You’re a, you’re quite a Pink Floyd-head”

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Luke and Andrew: “Ahoooga!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Somebody better get these motherfucking die hards… off this… Yeah (Right)”

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Clips From TBTL #2693

Andrew: “I know this dance!”

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Andrew: “I’m done with college. I’m moving away now. Yay, right?”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah! I’ve never done that”

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Andrew: “Ohhh!”

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Andrew: “She’s come a long way, baby”

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Andrew: “This car was heavy, man”

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Andrew: “You know, I know this is… how this is gonna make me sound; but, I don’t really know”

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Andrew: “You were looking at me so disappointedly”

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: “I don’t give a shit what your time spent listening is! (No)”

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Andrew, Camaro Kev and Luke: Taking their turns singing the Ben Bridges jingle

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: “Okay, they’re not gonna come out and service… service me (Right)”

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: “Okay, they’re not gonna come out and service… service me… (Right) then… then, I’m just gonna pull away”

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Luke: “I don’t know. You’re the expert on Cardi B lyrics, Andrew!”

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Luke: “It was a trip through hell”

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Luke: Singing “Baby on board”

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Luke: Singing “I make gas station moves”

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Clips From TBTL #2692

Andrew: “Hello, man!”

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Andrew: “I’m just over here sitting in the cat-bird seat”

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Andrew: Saying “It turns out, the freezer was broken at Dairy Queen!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Yeah, baby!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I love the looks of this car. Very boxy! Yes, extremely… (I love… I love a boxy car so much!) Nobody ever says that but you”

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, what would you have been bopping to back in your car in… (That Toyota?) Yeah”

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Camaro Kev: Saying “Kuwanas! [ph] Ooh, my!” in a funny manner

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Camaro Kev and Luke: “I can’t even, I can’t believe you bought this car, dude. Have you met me!?”

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Luke: “And, I was like, Norm… motherfucking Stiley [ph]

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Luke: “And, what I realized is this… MFer… sold me a car that he knew could not go through emissions”

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Luke: “I was ridin’ dirty, always, with my tabs”

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Luke: “I’m building the excitement; you’re lowering the excite…”

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Luke: “I’m making my pain, your pain… and, trying to not to pop my Ps on this microphone”

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Luke: Making a series of sounds to prevent Andrew to continuing with his story

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Luke: “My back is being a little weird”

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Luke: “Now, of course, because I’m, like, married to an organized human”

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Luke: Saying “Bull of the Woods” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Well, I wanted a cool station wagon; which, again, sounds oxymoronic”

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Luke: “Zumba!”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “Oh, shit (Yeah)”

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Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev: Singing “Tennessee. Tennessee (Tennessee) Tennessee. Mr. Wendell” and laughing

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Clips From TBTL #2691

Andrew: “And, also, what are you gonna bang?”

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Andrew: “But, again, live in the now, Mom! Don’t worry about the future”

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Andrew: “I… I know we have to wrap up this show; because, I can smell Luke”

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Andrew: “No!! I’m legit interested in this shit”

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Andrew: “Yeah!!”

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Camaro Kev: “I don’t know what a Camaro is”

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Camaro Kev: “I was in a parking lot and a guy yelled to me… ‘cross the parking lot… ‘Bang it with a stick’. He was like, ‘Bang it with a stick!!'”

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Camaro Kev: “If I did that now, it would destroy my body”

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Luke: “Get out of our dreams and get into this podcast, everybody”

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Luke: Having a good laugh

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Luke: “Listen, Andrew… you give a man a stick… he’ll start his Camaro for a day”

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Luke: “Own it!!!”

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Luke: “Well, a fish stinks from the head!!”

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Luke: “Well, who’s looking down on him now? From Andrew’s roof, I am literally looking down on that place!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke thinks that he isn’t off by one when it comes to the episode number

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Luke and Andrew: “These are both fun and exhausting. I know! It’s like hanging out with me”

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Luke and Andrew: “What do you think of this song, Kevin? Ohhh… Kevin doesn’t have headphones. Now, I’m rubbing it in”

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Luke and Andrew: “You gotta be confident like Andrew. Yeah!”

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Clips From TBTL #2690

Andrew: “Also, by the way, I was a smoker at this time, and a heavy smoker”

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Andrew: Blowing into his microphone to mimic wind noise

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Andrew: “Clever with a Caravan”

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Andrew: “Don’t drive like my co-host!”

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Andrew: “Hey, kids listening right now… don’t do drugs… But, if you want some, I can sell them to you”

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Andrew: “I think I was a project”

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Andrew: “I wanted a hippie van”

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Andrew: “Just drive, drive, drive”

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Andrew: “Like, I was just a big, hippie, weirdo kind of guy”

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Andrew: “So, I made my own homemade colander. It does, it actually, it… Describing it now, it sounds more like prison”

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Andrew: “The funny thing was, so, I had… long hair; but, I had, like, long… poofy hair. Like, it was about down to my shoulders; but, my hair, when I had hair, was really long and curly and poofy”

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Andrew: “Yay, I survived!”

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Andrew: “You would walk in my room, it didn’t smell bad to me; but, it just must have smelled like freon and cigarettes, like, constantly. Cuz, all I did in there was sit in there and drink and smoke and blast the air conditioning unit”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew got on the podcast because he had a mixer and got the nickname Andrew “Diamond” Walsh

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Andrew and Luke: “Gotta have another baby! Exactly!”

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Camaro Kev: “Being clever with a Caravan. That’s cool”

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Camaro Kev: Singing something

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Camaro Kev: “You were so cool, man”

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Camaro Kev and Andrew: Additional car talk after the outro song faded out

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Luke: “So… at some point, we’re not there yet; but, we’re gonna get a little punchy, a little woozy”

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Luke: “That was your shot. That was your chance to blow?”

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Luke: “Well, that smell can only mean… we’re at the end… of this Tuesday edition of the TBTL… summer shows… spectacular? Car-tacular? Is that what it is?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Your first day of prison, you go up to the toughest guy and ask him if he thinks Janeane Garofalo is hot… Cute! Cute… and smart”

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Clips From TBTL #2689

Andrew: “Actually, you know what? I have an idea… Hold on, I’m gonna see if I can call Genevieve and she tell you herself what she told me”

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Andrew: “And, I wonder; like, Luke, you drive my ass around all the time”

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Andrew: “Do you want me to list them all? Since Luke isn’t here, I can just use my whole two minutes listing RXBAR flavors”

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Andrew: “Hey! Good news! For me, anyway”

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Andrew: “Holy crap!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t think protein bars were for me… RXBAR came a-knockin’… I went a-chompin'”

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Andrew: “I like R.E.M.; but, it is, just like, the, the… whitest, whiniest shit. And, I like it; but, like, man!”

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Andrew: “I love me some mixed berry, love me some blueberry”

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Andrew: “I’m just… pounding… the door with my fist!”

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Andrew: Singing “Nightswimming!”

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Andrew: “What is RXBAR, you’re asking me? Why you asking me that? Who are you!? Haven’t we already had this conversation?”

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Andrew and Camaro Kev: Laughing

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “You and I… we’re a couple of young, cool people, Vieves… Alright (Yeah! Just passing for young and cool)”

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Camaro Kev: “Shoulda crimped it, bro”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Hello? Hey, Vieves… it’s me. I’m actually in the middle of an Everlane… ad, right now, for TBTL”

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Luke: “Alright. Well, on that note… we better wrap up this edition of car stereo talk”

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Luke: “I thought I was a pretty big deal down at the cracker factory”

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Luke: “My attention span is so destroyed at this point”

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Luke: “This is just a view into my, kind of… my scheming brain, okay?”

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Luke: “This was not interesting then; and, it’s… less interesting now”

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Luke: “Welcome to the roof”

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Luke: “Well, hello there, everybody… From… the deck… just outside the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat, in the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington… Welcome to… day one of the TBTL summer special programs”

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Luke and Andrew: “I call it more of a ‘groof’… It’s more of a, it’s more of a ‘roof'”

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Luke and Camaro Kev: “The very first car I had was a Honda Civic… That was actually a pretty straightforward… transaction… (What color was that one?) Shit brown… like, poop emoji brown”

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