Tag: Carey Burbank

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Clips From TBTL #2515: Andrew Walsh Edition

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Andrew: “‘A Dog Named Suki,’ I’m familiar with that song”

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Andrew: “But, I think that’s kinda shitty”

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Andrew: “Dammit!”

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Andrew: “Do you know what Twitter is for? Just to be pissed off… all the time. And, to piss off other people”

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Andrew: “Either way, I think we can all agree that I’m killing it today”

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Andrew: “Give me some Britney”

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Andrew: “Oh, goodness, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s great! You got to do a little Tattle Tale-ing. That’s good”

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Andrew: “Oh… hey, new jeans. Oh, leave me alone! Stop looking at me!”

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Andrew: Reacting to Luke playing Andrew’s version of the Top Story drop

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Andrew: “So, this is a little frustrating”

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Andrew: “That’s on you, buddy”

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Andrew: “That’s what’s going on in my head right now”

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Andrew: Trying to make the Britney Spears “Huh!?!” sound

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Andrew: “We’re getting into some really heavy drugs, though”

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Andrew: “Where are we in life right now?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. Thinking about… yoga in Santa Monica is giving me hives”

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Andrew: “You have a good memory!”

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: Laughing

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Andrew and Carey Burbank: “You must feel (Right) this hate coming off of me, right?”

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Andrew and Luke: Both sighing and Luke saying “Really?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I mean, that is a big pig. Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Just why!? Yeah. Just, just why?”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s story about seeing a Lincoln doppelgänger is causing the Britney Spears “Huh!?!” drop to play in Andrew’s head

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Andrew, Luke and Carey Burbank: “What did Abraham Lincoln drink, coffee? I dunno. Carey? Formaldehyde? How about… a pint glass… full… of milk”

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Clips From the TBTL Spooktacular 2017

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Andrew: “A lot more talking”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Not to turn this into a sad sack story”

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Andrew: “Save that for the TBTL Christmas Spooktacular, please”

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Andrew: Saying “This has been fun, Luke!” in a semi-spooky manner

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Andrew: Saying “UNICEF?” in a high-pitched voice

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Andrew: “Turns out… this Halloween, the scariest thing is… bankruptcy in the Burbank household”

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Andrew: “You really found a loophole”

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Andrew: “You were… kind of bad-a”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke being pedantic and saying it’s Dr. Frankenstein’s Monster and not just Frankenstein

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Andrew and Luke: Raggedy Ann and Andy’s Monster

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Andrew and Luke: “So, this is radio, huh!!? Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why do we keep losing? Exactly!”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: Andrew cracks up when Carey said “I think curiosity will get the best of them though”

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Luke: “I mean, the song ‘Addicted to Love’ by Robert Palmer almost made me cry”

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Luke: “‘What’s a TBTL?’, you may be asking yourself”

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Luke and Andrew: A Flock or a Cauldron of Horses

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, I wasn’t allowed to say, ‘Trick or Treat’ either. What did you say? UNICEF?”

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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, you’re saying the exact same thing… that, like, kidnappers say. Yeah, I want to jump in here. With all due respect… and Carey, I know and I know you’re a good person. This sounds like the trappiest trap that’s ever trapped.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke got permanently kicked off the school bus for sassing the bus driver

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Luke and Andrew: “My costume was a Roman soldier. That’s an interesting choice. They’re the bad guys from the Bible! I wasn’t allowed to be a ghoul or a zombie; but, I was allowed to be the person responsible for the death of the Messiah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, man… every story I hear from your childhood is just Charlie Brown trying to kick that football, man (I know!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait ’til you hear our Yom Kippur Special. It’s the Yom Kippur Spooktacular, Luke. Get it right.”

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Clips From TBTL #2475: The Burbanks Edition

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Clips from the “No Point Conversion” portion of TBTL #2475 will be posted at a later date

 

Carey Burbank: “If the towel looks flashy… it’s meant for being splashy”

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Carey Burbank: “Two of the four bathrooms… Yeah, I’m… bathroom bragging right now. We have four bathrooms”

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Carey Burbank: “Walsh, I thought… I could count on your support in this matter”

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Carey Burbank: “Yeah. Hi!”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “So… I’m also sleeping with my brother, did you not know that? (Ooooo!) Ooooo! Come on, Carey! (That’s bad Yaqui!) Too real! (Have you listen to this show before?) Too, too… I mean, he’s a guy that we talk about… I can’t. You know what? This interview’s over.”

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Luke: “Ahhh, but it made me happy”

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Luke: “Andrew calls it a ‘Wake Me Up,’ I call it a ‘Splashy'”

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Luke: “Boo!!”

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Luke: “Dude!”

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Luke: “God, it’s nice to be home!”

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Luke: “I don’t know how we’ve spelunked into this conversational… low point”

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Luke: “I, I, I”

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Luke: “It me!”

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Luke: “Of the Little Red Baggin'”

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Luke: “Oh, that’s the best joke that’s ever been made on TBTL”

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Luke: “Oooh, Lancaster”

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Luke: “Oooh, New Brighton”

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Luke: Saying “It did not!” as Tommy Wiseau

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Luke: Singing “I’m so down”

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Luke: Snickering

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Luke: “That was Andrew, I do authorize that buzz”

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Luke: “These… fine… wonderful… generous… thoughtful… long-suffering… people”

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Luke: “Uhh… Uhh… Uhh… Uhh…”

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Luke: “Who’s gonna help keep the show going? It me!”

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Luke: “Whoa!!!”

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Luke: “Will you please lay out what your… what your issues are, sweetie?”

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Luke: “Yeah; but, you’re a better person than I am”

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Luke: “Yeah. I got home from a long… trip… where, I was just working… like… a dog to support this family”

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Luke and Andrew: “Boo!!! Boo!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I had a flair in high school, Andrew. (Hmm) I don’t know if you know this”

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Luke and Andrew: “Now, we’re just sub-tweeting Donald Rumsfeld. I know”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Do you feel heard, my love? Yes.”

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Clips From TBTL #2462

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh #2

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Andrew: “Hold on… I’m gonna re-take that one more time. Three… two… one. When did you start drawing the tall ships?”

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Andrew: “I think that’s why it’s fun to talk about it on the podcast”

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Andrew: “I’m singing low. I’m singing high!”

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Andrew: “It’s slow. They tell me it’s not! They tell me it’s not slow. They come out here with their whiz-bang machines… and they tell me everything is fine. But… you know, it takes me four times longer to load a show these days.”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank: The man who understands sports”

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Andrew: “Oh… yes!”

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Andrew: “One thing that’s driving me crazy, just while we’re on the topic of you being wrong about things. Although…”

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Andrew: Singing “Mi-mi-mi-mi, mi-mi” and clearing his throat

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The only thing on that is something, it really… really frosts your balls”

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Andrew: “Who put the bomp in the bomp-ba-domp-da-domp?”

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Andrew: “You’re going with the Viosk? [ph]“

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Andrew and Luke: “Why is it called a Ziosk? That’s irritating… Because, it’s like a kiosk. But, why the ‘Z’? Cuz, it’s zo cool…”

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Bean Baxter: “Wow! You could’ve done so much better!”

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Carey Burbank: “You’re totally right about this”

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Carey Burbank and Andrew: “If Luke was doing something and I came in the room and was like… ‘What’s that?’ Like, and then, when he… tells it back on the podcast… ‘And then, Carey bursts the doors, and like ‘What are you doing!?” Right. That’s… the kind of stuff that drives me crazy.”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “In those situations, it’s not like you don’t get amnesia thirty seconds after you said something; like… Mmm… Okay.”

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Carey Burbank and Luke: “No! Let me tell you. It’s not that I’m anti-technology. Stop yelling. Oh, God.”

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Carey Burbank, Luke and Andrew: “You’re totally right about this. I have a real… world… experience, by way of, a friend of mine… By the way, Linh Pham… please… can you… isolate her saying ‘You’re totally right about this’… and, make it an audio drop. Thank you. And send it to Luke, so he can load it on his phone.”

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Luke: “Bleep, bloop, bloop”

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Luke: “Does, does ‘B’ mean I’m in the middle? Because, yes it does. ‘B’ is never good.”

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Luke: “He might be best known for his drawings of the tall ships”

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Luke: “Hey, what’s going on!?”

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Luke: “I gave that one its burn notice”

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Luke: “I think I remember, literally, word-for-word what I’ve said; and… I’m always wrong about it”

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Luke: “Never follow a Burbank to a second Red Robin”

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Luke: “Oh, and then, umm… when you did the Marsupial… Gargle, Andrew”

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Luke: “Pizza! Pizza!”

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Luke: Singing “Oh, Jacque”

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Luke: “The, the, the, time-tested TBTL technique. I know that’s a lot of ‘T’s, dude.”

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Luke: “There’s no CliffsNotes for this shit”

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Luke: “This is special. This is special.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For people that don’t follow baseball… this is gonna be a boring twelve minutes. Fourteen. If we’re lucky.”

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Luke and Andrew: “For reasons that are too boring to even get into… On this show!? Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: Millennium vs Millennial Falcon

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Luke and Andrew: “We do it all the different ways (I know) on this show”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “If someone gave you a free Apple Watch, Carey Beth, would you wear it? Nope.”

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Luke and Carey Burbank: “Would you say… that you’re more inclined to listen to the show… when… you’re more in love with me. No. Really? I don’t think that has any correlation.”

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Clips From TBTL #2440: Luke and Carey Burbank Edition

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Luke: “And… even though he’s been filling in as the host of the show, he doesn’t think he’s better than anyone else, except… me. He thinks he’s better than me now. Maybe because he is.”

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Luke: “Because”

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Luke: “Boom! Roasted.”

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Luke: “Hola, friendos. It’s been awhile since I’ve rapped atcha”

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Luke: “I don’t know. What the hell is ‘Hodag’?”

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Luke: “I’m your host… Luke Burbank!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Making a funny sound

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Luke: “Oh my God in Heaven”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious!”

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew”

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Luke: “Oh, well, you’re gonna use Scott Simon to speak on it!?”

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Luke: “People are not gonna like Krang”

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Luke: Singing “Baby”

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Luke: Still a little rusty after coming back from vacation and got the show number wrong, but then corrected himself

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Luke: “Technically, a balloon could do damage, in the sense that it would just blow your mind, and be awesome”

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Luke: “To, to generally depend on NPR’s pronuncers, [sic] pronouncers because… Think about the irony of mispronouncing the word pronouncer”

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Luke: “Two out of three Burbanks can’t be wrong! Rudy. Is it Tan-ya or Tahn-ya?”

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Luke: “What are you wooking at? What!? That’s a… that doesn’t even make sense.”

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Luke: “You don’t… effing understand the position you put me in when you choose door number two”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew spoofs on a man from Superior, Wisconsin who thinks he’s better than everyone

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Luke and Andrew: “CanYouBelieveLukeIsBald.tv? Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was considering writing down ‘Ass Gasket Fatigue’ as a… Nope! …show title. No… I just saved your ink. Now, I’m writing down, ‘Save Your Ink’ as show title.”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Luke has a little Krang inside of him

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Luke and Andrew: “My vacation by the numbers: I went six days… without a shower… (Why!!?) not including swimming. Why!!? Well… because…”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, you also shower twice a day. On a bad day.”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about Tanya Tucker? I just thought it was Tanya Tucker. Oh… Oh, Andrew. Really!? It’s not Tanya Tucker? Are you sure? Let me… just call my wife… Really? (She would know) ‘Really?’ I’m calling my wife or ‘Really?’ to it’s Tanya Tucker. Really to both.”

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Luke, Andrew and Carey Burbank: Discussing the pronunciation of Tanya Tucker’s first name

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Clips From TBTL #2435

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Andrew: “And thus, we begin week two of Luke Burbank’s vacation”

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Andrew: “But you know what? Fuck it.”

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Andrew: “Go Mariners!”

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Andrew: “He’s so random!”

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Andrew: “Hey, ya guys got real quiet over there! You don’t have any songs!!?”

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Andrew: “Hey, you don’t have any dances!? Do one more dance for us! We think it’s really cute when you dance!”

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Andrew: “Is impressed the word I’m looking for?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Let’s just hope that… he’s not filling… old soda bottles with anything”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, just those opening chords!”

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Andrew: Singing “José, José, José”

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Andrew: “That was so tortured. That was so tortured. Me working that tape into the intro. I worked so hard to make that smooth, and I totally failed. But, that’s okay.”

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Andrew: “They’re whoopin’ and hollerin'”

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Andrew: “Today is the first day of the second week of Luke’s vacation”

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Andrew: Trilling “Brrrrrrrrrrrr”

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Andrew: “Uhh, that makes sense”

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Andrew: “We don’t have to rival for Luke’s attention here… er, compete for his attention here”

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Andrew: “What are you, five years old!?”

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Andrew: “Why ya not loud now!!!?”

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Andrew: “You came in my office and then you left right away; because, you said it smelled bad. I’ve been sitting in here, just kind of stewing in my own juices; and, probably, if I’m being a hundred percent honest, not really thinking about… whether or not, I was passing gas.”

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Andrew: “You see what I have to work with here”

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Andrew and Andy Hurst: “I’m calling it a stadium. Is it a stadium? It’s a field. It’s a field. It’s a field. (It’s a field) It’s not a stadium. (I mean) Should we start over? Yeah.”

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Andrew and Andy Hurst: “Please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all. Go on, do that again. Just kidding, that’s fine.”

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Andy Hurst: “Fake news”

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Andy Hurst: “I took the day off work to come smell your farts”

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Andy Hurst: “It was a little juicy”

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Andy Hurst: “Uhh, what?”
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Andy Hurst and Andrew: “I let the cats out. Who did? (It was me) Who? Who? (It was me) Who?”

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Carey Burbank: “Aw, geez”

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Carey Burbank: “Green Teeth? Old Green Teeth?”

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Carey Burbank: “I am dying laughing right now”

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Carey Burbank: “So… I might have done something, dot dot dot”

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Luke: “Green Teeth McBaldy speaking”

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Luke: “How did you guys get this number?”

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Luke: “Well, great. Now they know I’m bald.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hello! Uh, Burbank, it’s Walsh and Ders. It’s the Walsh and Ders Show, actually. We’ve done some rebranding. How did you guys get this number?”

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Luke, Andrew and Andy Hurst: Reacting to Luke starting to use Tom’s of Maine toothpaste

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