Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And who gaffed, best boy?”

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Andrew: “Are you including like a, a dirty little doodle?”

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Andrew: “Don’t fart!”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!”

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Andrew: “I honestly thought you’re taking it to Fart Town”

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Andrew: “I’m moving to Oregon!”

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Andrew: “It’s a mockery of democracy! It’s a mockery of democracy!”

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Andrew: “Let’s get chompers!”

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Andrew: Making a sound of a motorcycle idling then revving

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Andrew: Singing “Living in a movie”

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Andrew: “That’s not brought up in the genetics thing either, why he’s so damn cross-eyed… That’s probably just in-breeding”

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Andrew: “That’s probably just in-breeding”

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Andrew: “This is less about beaver talk”

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Andrew: “This is less about beaver talk and more about flag talk”

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Andrew: “Watch me get this wrong”

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Andrew: “Yeah… Ya think?”

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Andrew: “You had no idea how long it was gonna last”

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Andrew: “You’re brutalizing us and utilizing him”

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Luke: “Easy ladies. I’m taken”

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Luke: “I love you, Andrew”

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Luke: “I’m an impulsive… sexy man”

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Luke: Making an alarm clock sound

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Luke: “Man, her shit stinks!”

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Luke: “Maybe sleep Luke is a farting machine”

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Luke: “Oh, for the record, I love white meat”

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Luke: Singing “Been a while”

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Luke: Singing “It’s a grand old flag. It’s a two-sided flag”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “This recently humped tabby… protégé”

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Luke: “Welcome to Fartville”

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Andrew: “Hoo, boy!”

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Andrew: “How about you stop screwing the fans!?”

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Andrew: “I don’t think a lot of these folks… know what the hell they’re talking about”

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Andrew: “I don’t, like, just trust capitalism to work for me more often. This is great!”

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Andrew: “It was your fault for telling me to not have any new experiences”

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Andrew: “Licorice!”

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Andrew: “Like, being a kid, I crushed a lot”

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Andrew: Singing “This is my box”

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Andrew: “What did they say? What did they say?”

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Luke: “She-bang, she-bangs”

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Luke: Singing “This is my box”

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Luke: Singing a portion of Dido’s “Thank You”/Eminem’s “Stan” but as a violin

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Luke: “Triple-Two-Portland. Triple-Two-Portland”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t you dare, don’t you dare, don’t you dare, ugly man, hurt my mother… (Uh-huh) Don’t you dare, ugly man, hurt my mother. I’ll smash all your bones. I’ll bash in your head”

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Andrew: “There’s a new revolution taking over the world, it’s called, ‘the Internet’. And, with things like electronic mail, or… e-mail, people are coming together like they never have before”

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Andrew: “Too late. Here we are. We’re on the air. You either have to pretend you’re interested or sink the show”

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Luke: “Oh, wow”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, it’s all I have left! (Right)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, wow. All I can say is ‘Wow’ (Uh-huh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “What in the world is happening on that Facebook page!? (Wow)”

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Andrew: Singing “Doop, doop, doop”

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Andrew: “YOLO BOLO”

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Luke: “If the food is yummy, I like it”

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Luke: “It puts the laughter in the basket or it gets the joke again”

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Luke: “Mama, am I a star? Did I make it, Mama?”

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Luke: Singing

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Luke: Singing “Cuz, I’m just a teenage dirtbag”

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Luke: Singing “I’ve got one phone in my pocket and the other one is dialing 9-1-1”

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Luke: “YODO BODO”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke… As a language… model chat bot, I cannot… comment on your intro… But… take this… as an acknowledgement… that you did an intro”

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Andrew: “I did not know what I was gonna say until I opened my mouth”

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Andrew: “I don’t understand it”

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Andrew: “I know I was responsible for it, in some way. I don’t know when”

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Andrew: “I stop pretending that I have a girlfriend to avoid your bullshit”

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Andrew: “Okay… Here’s your bathroom. Have fun cleaning it”

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Andrew: “Put on some pants, you damn fries!”

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Andrew: “Thank… the ever loving God”

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Andrew: “This is a gross bathroom story”

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Andrew: “Women drive like this and guys drive like this!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve seen it. (Right, right) I’ve created some messes. I’ve cleaned up messes (Right)”

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Andrew: “And, that’s coming from a ro-but! [sic]“

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Andrew: “Did you hoop?”

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Andrew: “Hey, hermano”

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Andrew: “I thought you had a bad drunken idea; but, you had a great drunken idea!”

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Andrew: “I’m embarrassed. I embarrass the show”

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Andrew: “I’m human and I’m ready to mu-man [ph]“

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Andrew: “That’s for dang sure! And, I’m sorry about the language”

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Andrew: “Yes, I acknowledge X; but, Y Z”

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Luke: “Disneyland!?”

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Luke: “Entrain roulet! [ph]“

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Luke: Saying “Thanks so much for the quick response” in a drunken manner

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Luke: “You gotta be fucking kidding me”

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