Tag: Luke Burbank

Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2716

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Andrew: “And, now, now, I’m getting into some snowflake shit that I didn’t even mean to bring up with this”

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Andrew: “Don’t thank me; cuz, I’m not saying it to make you feel good!”

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Andrew: “Every single song is about their dicks, or their balls, or sex”

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Andrew: Groaning

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Andrew: “He’s twee AF”

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Andrew: “Hello, my dude!”

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Andrew: “I… promise you, I… I don’t care about your feelings”

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Andrew: “I’m not good at blowing smoke up people’s asses if I don’t believe it”

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Andrew: “Jesus!!”

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Andrew: “Kids are e-mailing kids these days? What is this world coming to, my friend?”

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Andrew: “Nope”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Okay. That’s not working”

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Andrew: “Quote me on that!”

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Andrew: Saying “I should not do this” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve got something to say” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Thanks a lot, Dale!”

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Andrew: “That is a kink! That is a very specific kink!”

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Andrew: “That’s not okay!!”

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Andrew: “This is embarrassing”

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Andrew: “We’re on three different tangents here. I wanna start a new one”

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Andrew: “Who’s head got bonked?”

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Andrew: “Your… ear-balls might freeze… with my snowflakiness of the story that I’m about to tell”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew wanted to tell Luke that he was pregnant and tried to pin it on Luke

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Andrew and Luke: Having fun reading “American” names from a Japanese baseball video game

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Andrew and Luke: “This is worse than I thought it was gonna be (Who is this?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re out of your nutty brain, my friend! What?”

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Listener Andrew’s Kid: Recording of an intro for Andrew Walsh

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Luke: “Everybody wins!!”

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Luke: “Geez, Louise!!”

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Luke: “Hey, bozo”

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Luke: “Hey, everybody… How’s it going?”

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Luke: “It freaked my chili”

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Luke: Making engine revving sounds

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Luke: Making engine revving sounds #2

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Luke: “Ooh! I came in a little hot… at the beginning; and, now, I feel like I just… I sort of… you know… I use up all of my energy… right at the top of the show. I don’t even know how I’m gonna get through Andrew’s intro”

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Luke: Singing “You can do the diddy if you want to; because, damn, I do you if I want to”

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Luke: Singing along to a song

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Luke: “Who let the dogs out!?”

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Luke: “You have more power… in your fingertips!”

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Luke: “You know what? My, my ears are not frozen from your snowflakiness”

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Luke: “You picked the wrong… snipped guy… to pin the baby on”

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Luke: “You ready, Professor Bananas?”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2715

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Andrew: “As I… as I was doing the explosion sounds… I just realized what I just did to myself there”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit. That’s gonna be isolated”

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Andrew: “Bear with me here, Burbank”

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Andrew: “But, there are poop germs in the air!”

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Andrew: “Coming up! Odell Beckham? Ninety million dollars? What’s going on here? Stay tuned for our segment, ‘What’s Going On Here?'”

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Andrew: “Coming up! Odell Beckham? Ninety million dollars? What’s going on here? Stay tuned for our segment, ‘What’s Going On Here?’ Aw, shit. That’s gonna be isolated”

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Andrew: “Don’t pretend you don’t know it… Don’t. I’m sorry. Don’t pretend. I can’t… I’m getting more bold… here”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!!”

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Andrew: “How to Run a Questionable Business… by Mr. Sadighi”

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Andrew: “I know why you’re calling out the media on this; but, I also think the system’s effed”

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Andrew: “I reject something… and, that is something called… mid-season premieres or mid-season finales… It’s not a fucking thing”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get into some complaining territory here”

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Andrew: “I’ve got something to say!”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: Making explosion sounds

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Andrew: “Never joke with you about things you may or may not have tweeted possibly while high or drunk”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That Truth campaign is off the rails, man!”

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Andrew: “This is our new segment called… ‘Yeah, I’m done. You know what I’m saying'”

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Andrew: “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Dick”

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Andrew: “Two Brogans, broging it up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What Happened to My Erection? by Doctor… (Right!) Down There… Parts (Exactly)”

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Luke: “As the intro music was playing, I was… Googling about”

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Luke: “Brogs before hoges [ph]“

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Luke: “Cuz, I was gonna blow your damn mind”

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Luke: “I feel used and abused”

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Luke: “I was eating that shit up with a spoon”

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Luke: “It’s a real shit show in that Toyota 4Runner when you hear me singing along”

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Luke: “It’s a Tuesday afternish… [sic] Tuesday afternoon edition… Breathless… I am breathless here at the top of the show”

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Luke: “It’s called… Mr. I’m a Man of Few Words’s Monster”

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Luke: “Just fucking go!”

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Luke: “Just fucking go!” #2

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Luke: Quietly saying “Just fucking go”

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Luke: “Rudy! Get in here, dude!”

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Luke: Saying “Despite what a certain corpulent… corpulent dinosaur told ya, hey, babe?” as a low-rent Dennis Miller

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Luke: “That’s like one of the first times you really know sadness”

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Luke: “This is like me saying I’m gonna save money; and, this is my stomach being, like ‘Bitch, what?'”

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Luke: “This is our new segment called… ‘Let me finish, jerk!'”

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Luke and Andrew: “But… man! This place… was a shit show (Hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a man of few burps… But, those burps will count… Yeah! And, so are my under-bubbles”

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Luke and Andrew: “Two Brogs… Broging it up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why do I know this song? Cuz, it’s by OK-fucking-Go… Oh, yeah”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail message explaining what a “river show” and what a “true river show” mean

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2714

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “Get ready for a lot more hot takes, Luke… I am be… just sprinkling hot takes all over this podcast now”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke!”

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Andrew: “Holy crap! How did we get… how did we get seven minutes past the river?”

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Andrew: “How can I do my job when… he’s blocking me!!?”

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Andrew: “I dunno. Maybe I’m just an old man!”

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Andrew: “I’m just, like, putting red pins everywhere”

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Andrew: “Jokes are difficult… for me”

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Andrew: “Ohhh! Gene!?!”

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Andrew: “Our brains were not evolved to handle… Google Maps!”

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Andrew: Quiet “Oops”

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Andrew: Sneezing

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “The Meg!”

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Andrew: “Whoa!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, I’m backing up. Oop, lurch, lurch. Ope… seventeen-point turn. Back up, turn, like… Yes!”

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Luke: “Ah! Ja!”

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Luke: “And now, from CBS TV… it’s Luke Burbank!”

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Luke: “And, again, I’m operating with some brain fog today; so, everybody, bear with me”

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Luke: “Andrew Walsh has been blocked”

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Luke: “Bitch, he’s a cow?”

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Luke: “Have a great night, everyone! Baba Booey!!”

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Luke: “Hey, Rudy! Get in here! It’s time for the thing!”

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Luke: “I am gonna wedge my… butt into this seat”

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Luke: “I had so much other bleep going on”

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Luke: “I’m shaking!!! That’s why!”

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Luke: “It feels good to be back here on a… episode two-thousand seven-hundred and fifteen… in a collector’s series (Let the fun begin)” [ed: Wrong show number, Luke!]

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Luke: Saying “Grave Digger!” in a squeaky voice

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Luke: Singing the melody to a dance hall-era song

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Luke and Andrew: “And, then… I just yelled ‘Baba Booey’… and, ran off… Did you really? (I just yelled, ‘Baba Booey’) Yeah… I yelled and just jogged away from her”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was three days from becoming a father!! Oh, wow”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve never heard Space Force deployed as a non-punchline; which, shows you the liveral–the liberal bubble I live in (Yeah. Right)”

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Clips From TBTL #2713

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Andrew: “Good stuff. Good stuff, Luke”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha”

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Andrew: “Hold Out Your Hand: The Kiki Lolo Story”

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Andrew: “I feel like I’m just a frog, like, kind of… hopping from… lily pad of embarrassment to lily pad of embarrassment”

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Andrew: “I got no legs to stand on… no wings to fly on”

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Andrew: “I noticed that you’re on the sTens page; and, those guys love you”

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Andrew: “I think that Facebook, you just get a stew of a bunch of other things”

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Andrew: “I wanna make one thing clear!”

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank is a helluva guy. Don’t ask him about what happened south of Cheese when he was in college! Ha-ha-ha”

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Andrew: “New Hampshire boys”

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Andrew: “Thank you! I was gonna make a hanging chad joke; and, I’m glad that you took that bullet for me”

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Andrew: “Wow! I feel weird. I feel like I just jumped off a cliff”

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Andrew: “Yesterday, on the show, I got all up on my high horse”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew laughing and Luke saying “That’s so good!”

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Andrew, Luke and Kristina Lopez: Andrew sees himself texting Kristina at 2 AM asking how things are going on on Facebook

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Andrew, Luke and Kristina Lopez: “God, is this gonna be song of the su… Luke, tell this isn’t gonna be song of the summer… I mean… I think if you keep antagonizing the listeners, it really might be. Yeah, really”

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Kristina Lopez: Singing in the manner of the singer from Blink-182

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Kristina Lopez, Andrew and Luke: Kristina asks if Andrew was okay and if she needed to talk him down

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Luke: Drawn out “What?”

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Luke: “Go Mariners. Go eat a bagel. Pray for me, as I drive a monster truck… tomorrow”

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Luke: “I mean, I also don’t have a listenable podcast; but, I know it at least”

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Luke: “I named three seasons and none of them were the season… that it represents”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, that’s dirty!”

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Luke: Singing “All the… small things”

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Luke: Singing “I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend”

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Luke: Singing “I wish you would step off from that ledge my friend”

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Luke: “Why don’t you just do it for a week and see how you feel… and, if this show gets canceled because of that, I’ll never forgive you”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s pretty sad… It’s not great!!”

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Clips From TBTL #2712

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Andrew: “Andrew, the handsomest man in podcasting, Walsh”

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Andrew: “Eddie V!”

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Andrew: “God! You know, I’m so out of things”

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Andrew: “God. I shouldn’t even say this; cuz, it’s just embarrassing for me”

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Andrew: Half-singing “How sweet it is to be loved by you”

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Andrew: “hWoife! [ph]“

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Andrew: “I just had a weird feeling that was a Le Batardy thing”

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Andrew: “I would rather Scrooge McDuck on that, then a bunch of Doubloons”

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Andrew: “I’m not a larb gai… I’m not a… Carl Weathers”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Looks like you need help thinking of paper clips”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of eating Tic Tacs into the microphone and saying “This is what it sounds like when I eat”

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Andrew: “Oh my gerd”

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Andrew: “Oooh, this is getting real”

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Andrew: “People are blasting us with the Blursdays!”

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Andrew: Saying “I got my crabs at Dirty Dick’s Crab House” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh my God! You gotta go to Dirty Dick’s. Oh… it’s crazy” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “That wasn’t me being Seattle passive-aggressive”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I mean, I… for me, though, I, I, I look at this a different way. I see this as a gateway to vaping”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, also, I wasn’t planning on telling that story. Just hit me… Just hit me this moment (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I out you and make fun of you about something… in front of the listeners here? (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you know what a ‘golden birthday’ is? And, do they have a tape of it? Oh… gross”

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Andrew and Luke: “Got a lotta, got a (Okay) big… big Blursday load today… (Gross)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh my God, this is so embarrassing… Dude… I’m looking at my tattoo right now… it is Petey Pablo… I didn’t even know who this was. I just liked the face, (Oh, man) he’s holding up his chains… (Yeah… Yeah) Oh my God, this whole time… You must think I’m such an idiot”

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Luke: “He is… Andrew… I am finding his audio drop, Walsh”

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Luke: “I love that shit”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “North Carolina, raise up… take your shirt off… wave it ’round your head like a helicopter”

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Luke: Singing “You just crawl through the passageway… and, you know wherever I am… we’ll have coitus”

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Luke: “Uh, that was a low point for a show that’s been full of low points”

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Luke and Andrew: “But… this is the perfect time… for me… to… for me to have those audio drops that Phamdemort sent me; because, (Oh, right) I forgot to bring my little Sound Machine… But, what I can do is I can play… let me, lemme… Ooh, that’s coming in hot, my friend. Real hot. Alright, alright, alright. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry… I blame Pham for that”

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Luke and Andrew: “I know, you know, I know what ball-busty guys are like (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “Hey, on the subject of dirty clam jokes…” and Andrew snorting

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Clips From TBTL #2710

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Andrew: “And, if you’re scared of heights, like me; we can just hold hands”

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Andrew: “Anyway… that’s just for me and my memory journal”

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Andrew: “Audiences are… busting a rib laughing at… The Meg”

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Andrew: “Dink, dink, dink”

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Andrew: “I got a couple of shorties in here”

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Andrew: “I think I only know that guy through drops”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna be super real for a second here, Luke… I don’t like your style. No”

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Andrew: “It’s bonkers!”

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Andrew: “Next thing you know, I’m like… headbutting their nipple”

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Andrew: “Oh, oh! You’re not mad at PRX… You’re, you’re fighting with the French language now”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “You might be brushing your teeth wrong!”

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Andrew: Saying “Don’t make me laugh! Don’t make me laugh” in a pained manner

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Andrew: Saying “Should we… talk about tomorrow?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying/singing “Oh, Lakewid! [ph] Lakewood! I lived in Lakewood”

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Andrew: Sighing and saying “Dude”

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Andrew: “TBTL is for Banana Lovers”

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Andrew: “That is how radios get broken, Rizzs”

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Andrew: “This is edge’yer seat baseball; and, I love it!!”

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Andrew: “Whoa. I love a close game!”

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Andrew: “You cannot come out, see your team… take a giant shit… lose their lead, practically; and, then, be like, ‘Whoa. I love a close game!’… That’s not what we wanna hear from our announcers”

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Andrew: “You’re chewing your popcorn wrong!”

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Andrew: “You’re tying your shoes wrong!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Genevieve… famously… obsessed with birds; and, me, (Yeah) famously obsessed with cleaning”

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Luke: “#HotDogBoobs”

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Luke: “And, I was mid-suds”

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Luke: “Andrew… you are the longest running co-bro of the show. We have done… together… thousands of episodes of TBTL… And… this might be… my favorite show we’ve ever done; because, I’ve finally… I’ve finally put my evil inside you”

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Luke: “As they say, there are no nosebleeds at Safeco, only small capillaries”

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Luke: “Go Mariners. Go eat a bagel. Watch for the carp”

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Luke: “I am not about this shit right now, Robert”

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Luke: “I’ve finally put my evil inside you”

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Luke: Inhaling and saying “Yeah. We’re back” in a raspy manner

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Luke: “It’s an embarrassment of possible show titles today”

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Luke: “Psych!!”

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Luke: Saying “Can you play it a little bit quieter?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Some kinda ball team”

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Luke: “Strong enough for a Toyota; but, pH balanced… for a Hyundai”

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Luke: “We’re off to a hard start… a, a hot start? And, a hard start? And, a firm start here on a Tuesday afternoon edition of TBTL”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t… fuck up with tomorrow’s show with Nick or you are… done. That’s it”

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