Luke Burbank – Page 234 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew and Luke: “And, I remember, at one point, trying to say something to cashier behind the counter… and, this came out… Ehhhh… Mmm-hmm. That was it. It was something… some weird, squeaky sound… came out of my mouth. And, I realized, I can’t control anything right now. Just don’t talk to these people”

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Andrew and Luke: “I dunno who (Wow!) this wonderful angel is who comes down and blesses us with these. (She has a beautiful voice) I love it!”

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Luke: “After my friend, Andrew Walsh, and I had put in a long, long, long day in the podcast salt mines”

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Luke: “Are you okay?”

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Luke: “Aren’t these a bunch of party animals. Aren’t, aren’t these a couple of Dapper Dans”

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Luke: “Enough of this dribble-drabble”

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Luke: “He’s back at it again… with the white Vans”

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Luke: “I dunno. If I’m the father on this podcast, he’s kind of my… pod-son”

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Luke: “It’s just stuff, man!”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Next time, swerve on the beef jerky!”

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Luke: “Screw it. I’m having a ding-dang piece of pizza if I wanna have a piece of pizza”

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Luke: “That was like… I mean, that was my first taste of freedom in a good while”

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Luke: “The TBTL Overshare-a-thon Tenth-a-bration”

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Luke: “Who dis?”

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Luke: “Yeah. What were you thinking, ya dingus!”

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Luke: “You know who would love a Carvel cake… the Pod-dog. You ready to do this, Rudy? Wait, she’s not even in this room… She’s hiding out… with her… humanoid mother, in the TV room (That’s my woife!)”

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Luke: “You were fine!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I swear to God, if you make this show go an hour, I’ll never forgive you (I know. We have so much to do!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Rich and Linda, who are very real and our neighbors (Oh, sure!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re just trying to build up our muscles… (Yeah) before Friday”

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Audio Clips

TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

January 14, 2018 February 6, 2018

It’s been a while since I’ve created a mashup of Luke and Andrew singing on TBTL from the past several years. So, I decided to pull in all of the clips that were labeled with “Singing” and merged all of the clips, in random order, into one large audio file. I had to do a little bit of nipping and tucking to remove clips that were erroneously included or to trim out some extra dead air.

In addition to Luke and Andre, the following guests. that have flexed their singing skills, were included in the mashup (in alphabetical order): Aaron Mason, Aaron Roden, Camaro Kev, Carey Burbank, Nick Jarin, Phyllis Fletcher, Rachel Belle, Sean DeTore, SNAX the Bunny, Steve Neuman, Susie Burbank and Tom Wassell.

Below is the mashup, which comes in at just over 33 minutes in length. Buckle up!

TBTL Singing Mashup 2018

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2554: Luke Burbank Edition

January 14, 2018 January 14, 2018

Luke: “Alexa… get the Itsy, Bitsy Spider ready for me. I’m coming in to do damage!”

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Luke: “Alright, T-Bone, time for some serious chomping”

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Luke: “Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah”

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Luke: “But, here’s the problem. This song… is so good! So good!”

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Luke: “Darn tootin’, I am!”

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Luke: “I consider myself an eye-contact muppet”

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Luke: “I legit LOL’d”

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Luke: “I, for one, welcome our robot overlords”

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Luke: “I’m probably a techie who does not… consider themselves to be a techie”

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Luke: “I’m… mad at it”

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Luke: “I’ve always known you to be a Bernie Bro”

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Luke: “It… really warms my heart to, to know that you’re thinking about me while you’re vacuuming”

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Luke: “None of it… is not enough… but, a lot of it is too much”

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Luke: “Prepare the throne!!!”

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Luke: Singing “Brady, Brady”

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Luke: Singing “Seahawk, Seahawk!”

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Luke: “So, let me just send out a thought-wave to the universe”

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Luke: “Was it in the Panama Papers? I don’t know”

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Luke: “We’re standing outside the Sprinter van… at Snoqualmie Pass!”

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Luke: “What!?!”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I can’t hang with that shit! Right. You kidding me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Generally, people were poo-pooing it… Ahh, I get it! I love jokes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Have some self-respect! Exactly!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I was trying to mess with you by saying it correctly… but, I can’t remember what correctly is. It… definitely has put me in a weird head-space”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m delicious! Poop in me!! Woo-hoo!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “These… five names I’m about to read to you… are… generous Live Wire fans who support (Come on, man!) the show… Did I just say Live Wire? Come on! I put up with a lot! I won’t put up with that. Fair”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2554: Andrew Walsh Edition

January 14, 2018 January 14, 2018

Andrew: “Aesthetically… Ethstetically? [ph] I can never say that word. I gotta remove it from my vocabulary”

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Andrew: “And then, he will just like totally be a small spoon to me”

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Andrew: “And, I’ll be the first one to tell ya… and, I am the first one to tell you that”

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Andrew: Andrew wanted to jump through the screen when Luke put Rudy on camera, and pet Rudy and say “Who’s a good Rudy? Are you a good Rudy? Who’s a good Rudy?”

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Andrew: “Come on! I put up with a lot! I won’t put up with that”

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Andrew: “Crapper Clapper, get ready!”

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Andrew: “Do you consider yourself… a… chaos muppet… or an order muppet?”

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Andrew: “Flush ‘er up!”

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Andrew: “God, that makes me so sad”

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Andrew: “I hate it so much”

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Andrew: “Jesus!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “Near the beginning, when I was blubbering away”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. I haven’t even thought of that”

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Andrew: “Oh! Okay. Never mind”

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Andrew: “Poop in me!!”

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Andrew: “Put us on the whitelist”

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Andrew: “Say it’s fair to call these folks… ‘The Stallions That Mount the TBTL-a-thon’?”

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Andrew: “The Valley of the Theo”

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Andrew: “Trying to… not say the word ‘Newbie’ as much on this show; because, we’re constantly talking about newbs and newbies”

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Andrew: “Who’s a good Rudy? Are you a good Rudy? Who’s a good Rudy?”

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Andrew: “Yes!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Kristen Hampshire?! (Hampshire?!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, it’s so lazy! This person has a book that people are buying! Thanks, Obama”

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Andrew and Luke: “Warm it up, Clapper! I’m about too (I’m about too)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2553: Luke Burbank Edition

January 12, 2018 January 12, 2018

Luke: “Airwolf!”

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Luke: “Can you tell, by the way, that I’m… trying… to… find an audio drop for him; because, I forgot to do that today”

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Luke: “I’m gonna be honest with you”

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Luke: “Jesus, Mike!”

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Luke: Laughing and snickering

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Luke: Saying “Hey, we’re from TBTL!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “I’m sorry. I can’t do that” in a Cockney accent

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Luke: “She’s the one that wrote that… earthquake piece that freaked everybody’s chili”

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Luke: Singing “Like a Rhinestone Big-Mouth”

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Luke: Singing “Rolling with the homies”

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Luke: Singing “Save tonight… ’bout the break of day. Come tomorrow… something something, something”

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Luke: “Sorry, vodka, you’ve lost this round… I can still remember”

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Luke: “We better be ready to rock when we rock it”

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Luke: “Well, fifty-two minutes in. This seems like a good time for it”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew highly disapproves of the name “TBTL Bonk-a-thon”

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Luke and Andrew: “Because, I can’t see Thom Yorke doing this, he just… And, I say this as a person whose bumped into Thom Yorke… two separate times, in the wild. Oh, that adds to the story. Thank you”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about ‘Bonking on Brain Juice’? Oh… God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Listen, I, I… I trust these listeners more than I trust myself, I think (Sure) if I’m being honest”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “What the hell am I doing here?” and Andrew mimicking the guitar noise from Radiohead’s “Creep”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wait a… ding-dang second (What?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well… P… Pod-taan Death March, it is. For both? For all”

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Luke and Andrew: “You hit the wall, as it were; like, you just lose all of your energy… (Mmm-hmm) That’s called, ‘bonking’. Does that… does that help us? Nope”

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Luke and Andrew: “You just killed an hour… of… the TBTL Pod-taan Death March. Don’t! Stop! I don’t want that to stick”

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Luke and Andrew: “You said, ‘brain juice’ and ‘bonking’. What about ‘Brain Juice and Bonking’? Does that sound too sexual?”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2553: Andrew Walsh Edition

January 12, 2018 January 12, 2018

Andrew: “A squirt of brain juice”

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Andrew: “Be a big boy”

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Andrew: “Can you gimme just a little, just a little taste of that flavor?”

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Andrew: “Cuz, I’ve read about this before; but, I… I can’t remember what I read… Which, really raises the question: why do I read things?”

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Andrew: “God! You should just fire me for a day for not going there first… in this TBTL land”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “Hello, my dude”

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Andrew: “Huh… Huh!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care what you do”

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Andrew: “I got ‘Sucked Out’ right here”

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Andrew: “I just pulled… her out there at the end”

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Andrew: “I sleep the shit out of that weekend”

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Andrew: “I would apply the other side of copyright law to this. I like pretending like I have any idea how the law works”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna give you way too big of a hint here”

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Andrew: “If you don’t like the opening of M*A*S*H… stay away from Donny Darko, Burbank”

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Andrew: “Is there a name for the part of the race where your nipples start bleeding?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I think it was”

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Andrew: “Let’s call it boner humor”

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Andrew: “Not that I am the prudiest prude in the world”

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Andrew: “Oh, God… Regrets? I have a few”

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Andrew: “Oh, what was his name?”

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Andrew: “Richard Kind. Oh, right! How can I never remember his name!?”

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Andrew: Saying “How we gonna fill twenty-four hours… a content?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “It’s not alright… innit?” in a Cockney accent

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Andrew: Singing “This could be the last time”

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Andrew: “Sorry… Sorry. Sorry. Sorry”

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Andrew: “That’s what blows my mind”

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Andrew: “This will just be a chance for everybody to make fun of me”

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Andrew: “You know what I’m expecting is the unexpected, Luke”

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Andrew: “You’re the guy from the pizza shop!!! How’s it going?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I love the fact that we have juries who are ruling on vibes. Do we… do you… just when you say that out loud, it’s like, you think about the criminal justice system in this country”

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Andrew and Luke: “I wasn’t really paying attention to what you guys were doing on the radio… I wasn’t either”

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