Clips From TBTL #2500: Andrew Walsh (Plus One) Edition

Listener Alex left a voicemail for the guys that included a song about Trucktober, based on the classic Truckstmas, er, Christmas song, “White Christmas”.

Listener Alex: Trucktober Song

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Andrew: “And, I hit that son of a biscuit… so hard”

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Andrew: “Get out of our heads, guys!”

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Andrew: “Grinch alert!”

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Andrew: “Hey, poochie!”

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Andrew: “I have no idea what Hopper is”

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Andrew: “I’m a little embarrassed about this whole thing”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry! I’m so sorry, I’m so sorry; but, it was so funny”

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Andrew: “Is there any chance that your facial injuries… are skateboard related, to the extreme?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Making a mouth trumpet fanfare sound

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Andrew: “Maybe, I’m getting a little bit softer in my older age; as we’ve talked about”

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Andrew: “Oh, wait, I think I found it! Thank you! The Internet is an amazing, wonderful place!”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Good grief!”

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Andrew: “That sigh spoke volumes, I feel like”

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Andrew: “Uh-huh”

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Andrew: “Welcome the scab”

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Andrew: “Welcome to the new show sponsor: TheScab.com. Healing the world, one open face wound at a time”

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Andrew: “Whatever, Burbank”

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Andrew: “When I was… working with the crunchiest of crunchy public radio… employees at New Hampshire Public Radio; and, I say that with… obvious… obvious all love”

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Andrew: “Whenever”

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Andrew: “Where’d that come from?”

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Andrew: “Woo-whoo!”

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Andrew: “You know… I like to be a cranky old man; because, it makes people like me more”

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Andrew: “Your brain takes over… your stomach”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thinks he’s the worst humor scatter

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Andrew and Luke: “Let me ask you this… if there really is a God, why would there so much pain and suffering in the world, dude!? Yeah. Let’s get on with the quiz (Yo, yo, yo)”

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Andrew and Luke: Scatting along with the bossa nova hold music

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Andrew and Luke: “Well, you did tell the story of the giant turd. Yes, super dookie”

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Clips From TBTL #2499: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “But… this is what happens… when we don’t look at our cell phones!”

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Luke: “Cuz, I don’t want the security guy to think that I am insane”

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Luke: “I am really turning this into one hot dog of a story”

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Luke: “I bought it… to make porn”

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Luke: “I felt like a million bucks this morning; and, I was, like, ‘Oh… cuz, you had two alcohol drinks last night… not twenty'”

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Luke: “I’m burning the Big Mac off… with my brain powers!”

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Luke: “If I’m lyin’… I’m dyin'”

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Luke: “Like a Trucktober miracle, here it is, in our lives”

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Luke: “San Pornando Valley”

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Luke: Saying “Ah, I don’t trust it, Rick. I don’t trust it.” as Morty

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Luke: Saying “Hi-ho… hi-ho… Paula Poundstone here” as a Sesame Street character

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Luke: Saying “Luke… that’s why you gotta talk to people in person!” as Paula Poundstone

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Luke: Singing “You got flavor blasted”

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Luke: “The man from TV came downstairs”

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Luke: “We should totally do that song!”

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Luke: “You can stuff your sarcasm in a sack”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know if this will get edited out or not, you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. I’m editing all of this out… Oh, oh, out of Wait Wait. Sorry, yes. Sorry. Yeah. You’re not my best friend anymore. Ah, damnit! Not even close. Now, you’re gonna sing that song to Camaro Kev!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I said, ‘You know it, baby!’ You… I’m glad I turned you down”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke had a duplication investigation

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Luke and Andrew: “So, uh… anyway, that’s… power out. That’s why we took a break? I, listen… I didn’t expect it (…hot dog…) to go anywhere; but, I thought it was gonna longer to get nowhere…”

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Clips From TBTL #2499: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “Burbonk”

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Andrew: “But, in a certain way… I think the beauty of Paula Poundstone is, like, she’s more Burbank than a Burbank, in a certain way”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s trying to find a way to ruin everything! And, they just ruined your good feeling you have when you go for a jog and think about things”

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Andrew: “Found it. Doesn’t matter to anybody except for me. Other–just to know I’m not going insane.”

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Andrew: Funny Laugh

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: Having a good, long laugh

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Andrew: “Hey man, I have some good news for you!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t know that!”

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Andrew: “I don’t trust it. I’m not, I’m not trusting it right now”

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Andrew: “I just can’t imagine you or me really getting inside our head. That’s kind of the thing… seems outside of our comfort zone”

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Andrew: “I knew none of that”

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Andrew: “I’m a schlub in life, generally speaking”

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Andrew: “It’s Trucktober!”

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Andrew: “It’s Trucktober!” #2

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Andrew: “Now, do Australian Morty. No. Don’t! Don’t!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Luke has a podcast?”

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Andrew: “Oh… ha-ha. I turned you down”

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Andrew: “Ooo-kay”

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Andrew: Saying “Were you just with the man on TV? I know the man on TV!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Tell me about the hot dogs, George. Tell me about the hot dogs”

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Andrew: “Truck Nutz roasting on an open fire”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh! Looks like we got a karaoke situation”

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Andrew: “What!?!”

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Andrew: “Yes!!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s Twitter game would be a great game, but it would get hurtful fast

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Andrew and Luke: “Can you imagine how much better his show would be if he just… if we just cancel TBTL? Don’t… give him… any. ideas!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, um… while we’re on the topic of Wait Wait… Don’t Tell Me!, could you do me a favor and just tell me… who won every round… and, how everything turned out; only, cuz, I just some listeners heads to explode. That’s right, shout out to my buddy, Linh Pham.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey… we might even do a Top Story or two. How about we turn this into… (Don’t tempt us) Lukles gives… Andles some advice. First… first of my name”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know what you said. You probably just said something (Sensitive) very… gentl–gentle; and then, I cried myself to sleep at night on my giant pillow”

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Andrew and Luke: Things got real weird when Andrew started barking

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Clips From TBTL #2497: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “And, speaking of things… Down Under”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: Doing an impression of Albert Einstein in the manner of the Swedish Chef

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Luke: “Give me a hat wobble. Now, Amaya I can get into”

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Luke: “Please explain”

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Luke: Saying “Down Under” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” in a high-pitched Adam Duritz manner

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Luke: Saying “You call that self-control?” in an Australian accent

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Luke: Saying “You’re getting promoted… to level six!” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying a string of “Wah-wah”s

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Luke: Singing “Best days of her life, her li-i-i-i-i-i-ife”

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Luke: Singing “Gonna be the best day of my life, my li-i-i-i-ife” to the closing out song

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Luke: Singing “It’s gonna be the best day of my life”

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #2

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #3

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Luke: Singing a string of “Wah-wah”s #4

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Luke: Singing the bass line of “Ice Ice Baby”

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Luke and Andrew: Fuzzy impression of an impression of Howard Stern’s mother

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a very specific ask. Well, that was… that was a big set up”

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Luke and Andrew: “Luke Burbank? Luke… (Yeah) Oh, it’s Burbank!”

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Luke and Andrew: Spoofing with Browser Names

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Luke and Andrew: Using the Vanilla Ice “Ice Ice Baby” defense regarding the bossa nova hold music

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Luke and Andrew: “What would your ciotka say? Uhh, my ciotka would ask me what a podcast… if I’m being honest”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yesterday, remember I was talking about how I can snatch insult… from the jaws of compliments? Yes. With the best of them? Yep.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby… I’m gonna sue the shit out of you, man”

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Clips From TBTL #2497: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: Gobble-like thinking sound

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Andrew: “God, that really… burns my britches!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Luke, what’s your favorite GIF? It’s 2017, these are the conversations we have now.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know shit about Einstein”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. That’s it. I don’t know… any more music talk”

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Andrew: “I… promise you, I loved my babcia.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s have a quick production meeting here. I’m being a hundred percent… real talk 101… on this, okay?”

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Andrew: “Now, I feel like a complete dingus”

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Andrew: “Probably one of the reasons I feel like I have brain cloud right now is, I probably sat here for the past hour… doing that kind of empty social media-ing”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “That’s the rare enunciator. You have to say, ‘e-nun-cia-tor'”

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Andrew: Singing “I want you… to show me a real knife”

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Andrew: Singing “Yo, yo, yo”

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Andrew: Struggling to come up with a response and saying “I’m not gonna answer that question”

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Andrew: “There! I done it”

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Andrew: “This is awful”

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Andrew: “This is not a, this is not a screed against social media”

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Andrew: “Wait a second”

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Andrew: “Would you be willing to go on this journey with me?”

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Andrew: “Yeat, honey! Yeat!”

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Andrew: “You know, you have one wife… that I know of”

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Clips From TBTL #2496: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “Alright, here we go! You know him. You love him. He’s the Human Microwave! Heat it up, Walsh!”

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Luke: “Burbank’s in town”

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Luke: “Dread Pirate Burbank”

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Luke: “Get out of my head, Simon!”

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Luke: “Heat it up”

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Luke: “Heat it up, Walsh!”

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Luke: “I know that’s a lot of ‘F’s, dude”

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Luke: “Let’s use our noodles here”

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Luke: “Move over, Chance the Rapper!”

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Luke: “New York City!?”

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Luke: Saying “Is it just my De La Soul or will I lose my straw” in a staccato manner

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Luke: “So, here’s the ranking of how much your mouth gets all up on a utensil”

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Luke: “That’s… bananas!”

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Luke: “There he goes guys! The Human Hot Pocket!”

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Luke: “There was a little schmutz on my laptop screen”

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Luke: “They call me the Human Ice Chest!”

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Luke: “This is how, this is how bad my brain is, Walsh”

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Luke: “We are going through a lot of straws, people!”

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Luke: “We’re going to a place called The… Weiner Circle”

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Luke: “Whoo!!”

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Luke: “You know it, baby!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright, here we go! You know him. You love him. He’s the Human Microwave! Heat it up, Walsh! I heat it up from the inside out!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, see, that’s why we make such a good team. You heat it up and I cool it down! (I heat it up, you cool it down)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I am putting a lot of faith, a lot of faith… in the dishwashing… process here at Ding Tai Fung; cuz, this is a… piece of plastic… that I am… sucking on like a teat… of, of ginger and… (Wow, you eat weird)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I was really all up in them chopstick guts… (Ooh, God. Stop!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’ve done worse… (Yeah, no…) I’ve done way worse. …that’s, so have I. I’ve done worse today.”

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Luke and Andrew: “This donor of the day thing only works, David, if you send the money in… To Luke”

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