Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “And, uh, check out some BBQ. Maybe we can get the BBQ place to be a sponsor too. Now I’m saying BBQ. I don’t approve of that at all!”

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Andrew: “Being so naked!”

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Andrew: “Big bearded Andy. Big bearded baby, I should say.”

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Andrew: “But, I think that’s sweet revenge”

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Andrew: “But, only organisms that live within this house… have bed permission right now”

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Andrew: “But, there was just a lot of naked time”

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Andrew: “But… holy crap, did we behave”

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Andrew: “Hey man… still has your musk in here. Gonna air it out later.”

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Andrew: “I guess I’m just… an oinker”

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Andrew: “I know that it’s maybe not brand new sheets… but, you don’t know that. They feel like brand new sheets; unless, something really went sideways the night before”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to be funny here. I was never assaulted by anybody’s genitalia, so far, that I remember.”

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Andrew: “I’m sure they love that”

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Andrew: “‘Isn’t that so cute? Ohh!’ And, kind of ‘aww-ing’ and ‘ahh-ing'”

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Andrew: “It does not feature Luke Burbank laying in my bed”

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Andrew: “Just a dab of crows”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! I’ve seen the butt stuff with this chair just in the moments that I’m here. God knows what happens when I’m gone!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I want the nose! I want the nose!”

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Andrew: “Real? Question mark. Sports? Question mark.”

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Andrew: “She’s just… b-b-b-blocking out the haters”

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Andrew: “Shit got real, real fast”

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Andrew: “That really pisses me off! That pisses me off way more than it should.”

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Andrew: Throat Clearing

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Andrew: “You son of a gun!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, yeah. Cuz, Luke needed a cocktail stirrer… earlier this evening. And, he decided to use my remote control for it. Wait!! Do you seriously… I had a feeling you didn’t remember that”

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Luke: “And, I was so zonked out this morning”

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Luke: “And, it just kept going”

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Luke: “Because, we clearly state, on the menu… that children’s buttholes will be visible. Not really. I put that part in there.”

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Luke: “I know it sounds like I definitely stole this”

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Luke: “It is… muggy here in Chicago today!”

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Luke: “It was… very close to being a situation”

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Luke: “Let’s, move over to #ButtholeGate”

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Luke: Saying “They did not see my…” and then cleared his throat

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Luke: Singing “Imagine there’s no heaven… or buttholes. It’s easy if you try… just don’t think about buttholes. No hell below us… just a butthole. Above us, only sky… and maybe a butthole.”

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Luke: Throat Clearing

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Luke: “Today’s show… a Thursday afternoon edition of TBTL, this is gonna be… just… first class everybody. Very limited sexual dribble-drabble”

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Luke: “What have you heard about the toilet!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Andrew… when you find out what those kids do with the remote control. Oh, God… I gotta go… You’re never even gonna go to the state of Oregon, again”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you want me saying #ButtholeGate? (No, I don’t)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fine. You can bill Nate Toby. Our boss.”

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Andrew: “But, I gotta constantly check my fly”

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Andrew: “But, if you were to use that in your own tweet or something, yeah, that would be weird”

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Andrew: “Did you know that in… in Chicago, they get real snobby about this. They do not put nothing ketchup on nothing hot dogs”

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Andrew: “Flimsy-ass screen door”

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Andrew: “I wanna be the bad boy of public radio!”

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Andrew: “Keep it as public radio as possible”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, no! This is the end of me”

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Andrew: “Otherwise, I’m just walking around… touching my fly all the time”

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Andrew: Singing “Let the good times roll”

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Andrew: “The zipper won’t stay up”

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Andrew: “This shit’s analog!!”

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Andrew: Throat Clearing

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Andrew: Throat Clearing #2

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Andrew and Luke: “Set a new land… speed record for getting weird quickly on TBTL with that one today… (I just) daddy”

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Andrew and Luke: “You talk, I’ll write. Okay. I’m the scribe”

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Luke: “Are… you… even… serious… right now!?”

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Luke: “For sharks!”

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Luke: “God! This is… why… Why must I always pull the curtain… back on my ridiculous decision making process?”

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Luke: “I wasn’t even supposed to be there today!”

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Luke: Luke is Pod-dad and Andrew is Pod-son

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Luke: Throat Clearing

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Luke: Throat Clearing #2

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Luke: Throat Clearing #3

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Luke: Throat Clearing #4

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Luke: “Wait a second!”

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Luke: “Ya organic turkeys!”

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Luke and Andrew: High point of TBTL was when Luke continued the discussion with “Now, don’t you fret. Now, don’t you frown. Cuz, I caught that branch, on the way back down”

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Luke and Andrew: “No, that would be moose knuckles. There… there it is.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Possible show title? Possibly… not.”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “The Other Day, I Met a Bear”

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Andrew: “And, there are a lot of, ‘Andrews!!!’, this year”

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Andrew: “Andrew!!!”

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Andrew: “Errr? I dunno. I’m old.”

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Andrew: “I keep saying thirty. For those getting anxious about this, I don’t know why you’re anxious. Relax, it’s a podcast.”

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Andrew: “No way, Jose”

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Andrew: “Now, for something completely different”

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Andrew: “One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine… ten, eleven… twelve… thirteen, fourteen, fifteen. Wait, that’s only fifteen.”

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Andrew: “Pop-pop gets a treat”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: Snorting #3

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Andrew: “This is a song that I’m in lurv [ph] with”

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Andrew: “This is where I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “Those… are my Keys to the Show!”

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Andrew: “When I’m wrong, I’m wrong”

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Andrew: “Ya picked the wrong one, Walsh”

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Andrew: “You’re recording our post-show meetings now? That was feedback for you, man.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I like the young people making these sounds. I like that too. Yeah, you know, I’m a, I’m a fan of young people making sound”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve never misremembered anything before; (Right) but, this could be the first time I do it. Yeah, absolutely.”

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Andrew and Luke: There are a lot of “Andrews!!!” on Andrew’s Song of the Summer candidates spreadshee

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Andrew and Luke: “We’re here! Wow!!”

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Luke: “Cuz, when I walk around the house with my shirt off, which does happen, by the way. Be still… beating hearts… in the listening audience”

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Luke: Episode Two-Thousand, Four-Hundred and Twenty-Fun in a Collector’s Series

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Luke: “I was cyberbullied to within an inch of my life last night”

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Luke: “I was just gonna make a Toomgis reference!!!”

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Luke: “I, I was just booping and, and bleeping on YouTube for hours”

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Luke: “It would be kind of cool if Microsoft, just like, turned around a quick, really low production value… video, funny video response. Like a, you know, a virile video… if you will, Andrew”

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Luke: “Licking German boob”

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Luke: Saying “‘Ello, I’ll record that!” with a Cockney accent

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Luke: Singing “Desposito, why don’t you come to your senses?”

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Luke: Singing “I Can Change” by LCD Subsystem

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Luke: Singing “I might!”

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “That will be going up on Marsupial Gurgle”

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Luke: “We’re dolphinately, no way, Jose-ing that”

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Luke: “You took the road more Biebered”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, today when I was… donking around on Twitter. We you dinking around on your boop boop? I’m not gonna give you more fodder for the remix… of us doing… That was great, by the way… (Oh yeah) in the intro package. That was Linh Pham. That was all Linh Pham who mixed that all together. Not familiar.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I understand you, my friend, have some… some Keys to the Show!!? God, remember this? Remember when we used to do this? Yeah, back when we… back when we cared!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m more of a high maybe on this. A high maybe. Okay, cool… I’m more of a Call This Maybe… Oh, what! Oh my God!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s get into this rotten stuff. Let’s get into this rotten stuff, indeed!”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a lot of “Mmm” sounds

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Luke and Andrew: “Some of these listeners, I’m looking at you Little Red Bandwagon… they, their only joy in life… is fucking with us. Ha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That will be going up on Marsupial Gurgle… I’m not, I’m (real soon) not familiar. Is that a… is that some sort of a… I dunno, a website or something? It’s a blog that Toomgis keeps… Oh, God! (about) I would read, I would read Toomgis’ blog.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The dolphinately… the for sharks, and the gimme a brark? Gimme a brark, yeah. What’s the difference between dolphinately and for sharks, though?”

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Andrew: “And I… pretty sure that the Thirteenth Commandment was something along the lines of, ‘Thou shalt not be too loud nor too specific'”

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Andrew: “Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark”

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Andrew: “Buckle up, guys! It’s gonna be a good one!”

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Andrew: “Could this get any worse?”

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Andrew: “Dude… more on the Yaris in a moment”

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Andrew: “Egh, whatever”

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Andrew: “Ehh, I know so little about the Vietnam War. I just don’t feel like I’m… the right person to use that analogy on”

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Andrew: Excited “Yeah!”

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Andrew: Goofy “How ya doin’?”

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Andrew: “Gosh… dang!”

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Andrew: “I don’t have words… anymore”

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Andrew: “I know the listeners are all geared up for me to get into another neighbor war right about now”

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Andrew: “I, I do wanna also give, cuz we’re talking about you and you’re the human in this situation, and… I think it’s very TBTL of us to both discuss how our feelings would be hurt in a situation like this”

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Andrew: “I, I love my imaginary dog, too; who, looks a little bit like Rudy”

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Andrew: “I’m just a forty year old white guy in Wallingford whose got, like, these really mundane issues with his… which car he owns”

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Andrew: “It’s all bullshit. It’s stupid.”

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Andrew: “Just to go back to my crappy beginning of this story, where I told everybody why they shouldn’t listen to it”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke, what’s my mountain? Do I have a mountain?”

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Andrew: Muffled “Who’s a good doggy?”

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Andrew: “Oh, good!”

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Andrew: “Okay. I’m out. I’m out. I’m out of… I’m out of… my… just… tentative grasp on facts and words”

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Andrew: “Scion people are Yaris people, Luke”

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Andrew: “That’s fine. What, what’s the hurry?”

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Andrew: “This doesn’t bode well”

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Andrew: “This is a… swear to God, true story!”

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Andrew: “Those damn neighbors with that damn dog!”

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Andrew: “You know me, dogological clock… ticking! I wanna meet that dog! I wanna scrunch that dog’s face up”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ball zone area. Jumping pillow. Zip lines. Human foosball. Tug of war. I’m so glad that didn’t end with ‘Centipede'”

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Andrew and Luke: Kulshanately Optimistic

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Andrew and Luke: “Should we just throw Kulshan to the wind?”

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Luke: “God… spaketh to Moses”

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Luke: “Ha-ha-ha-haaa!!”

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Luke: “Hashtag… ButtHoleGate”

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Luke: “I don’t know, Andrew!”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you what is up… dog”

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Luke: “It’s the two thousand, four hundred and twentieth episode, dude… of TBTL”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “No shirt. No shoes. No problem.”

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Luke: Saying “Sorry” in a funny manner

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Luke: “She looked at me like, ‘I am probably gonna drown. What I’m gonna have to do, Dad… is, I’m gonna have to climb your body and push you down on to the watery… depths; and, stand on top of your head. So, that I’m not in the water anymore.'”

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Luke: “The Bay Kitty… has not tried to… kill me lately; so, that puts her number one on my list of household pets”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we pretend that it’s sixteen seconds ago? Sure. I’ll give you another ten (Can we pretend it’s seventeen seconds ago?) There you go. Seemless. Seem–that was in the clear, right? Fix that in post.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m also, I’ve also… done this entire show in my underwear, I didn’t even tell you that part. Thank you for keeping that to yourself. My mountain is, is to get that out of my head.”

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Luke and Andrew: “No mountain trip to Japan too tall. You know it, baby! And, good luck to all.”

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Andrew: “Assuming this has a happy ending… I’m such a happy boy”

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Andrew: “Bang, bang, crash, crash”

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Andrew: “Every time, on this show, I say anything declarative, like I know it for a fact, you can… ‘You Know It, Baby!’ is gonna be wrong”

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Andrew: “If… something, I find out something went wrong with this recording… there is a chance that listeners, right now, are hearing your voice on a telephone; and, they’re wondering why the hell is Andrew so proud of this garbage noise”

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Andrew: “It’s so charming!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Luke!”

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Andrew: “No, we can share it”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!”

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Andrew: “Oh, wow!!”

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Andrew: “Only because… I have an itch, and it needs to be scratched… I’m gonna set down this microphone for a second and scratch this itch”

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Andrew: “Or, or a pound of me just being wrong”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?!”

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Andrew: “What the hell? You’re a burglar”

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Andrew: “Why am I rooting for the bad guys?”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!”

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!” #2

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Andrew: “You know it, baby!” #3

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s excited about finding the pre-fader switch in ipDTL

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Andrew and Luke: “What’s the more fancy word for catapult? Trebuchet? Trebuchet. That’s the word I was looking for. You know it, baby!”

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Luke: “And… we got sharpshot… by a… a… by a Christy-bot”‘

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Luke: “But, I was starting to wobble yesterday”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Go Mariners. Go eat a bagel.”

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Luke: “God, that was a terrible story!”

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Luke: “I really… I really would like you to cut that out of the show. But, you probably won’t; and, that’s probably okay. But, like… that just immediately shot to the top of my list of… idiotic things I’ve said on this show”

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Luke: “I’m glad that, that you’re, you’re snatching happiness… from the jaws of frustration”

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Luke: “I’m the HansAssholeSolo”

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Luke: “New phone, who dis?”

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Luke: “That is a beautiful story, Andrew. I… love your story”

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Luke: “The point was, he was paying me a weird sort of compliment; and, I drank it up… like a man who is crawling through the Desert of Insecurity, and found an Oasis of Backhanded Compliments”

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Luke: “They are, as human beings, too attractive… to live”

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Luke: “Well, I voted for a… working Internet connection… but, I didn’t get I wanted either”

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Luke: “You know what’s funny? I don’t know why I’m gonna… why I’m gonna relay this”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby! Hey! Hey! Luke… that one’s mine.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know it, baby! Luke! Don’t make me get the lawyers! I’m sorry. No, we can share it.”

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