Tag: Luke Burbank

Andrew: “I am somebody, Luke… who tries to live my life… with as few regrets as possible”

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Andrew: “I have a mystery water problem”

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Andrew: “Oh, no. Is this pee?”

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Andrew: “One of these days, we’re just going to open it and it’s gonna be dead inside; like, like, me”

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Andrew: “Slow down, Poindexter”

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Andrew: “That’s a new bike. I love that bike… It’s fluorescent”

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Andrew: “This is gonna complicate everything”

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Luke: “Are you there, God? It’s me, Luke”

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Luke: “I’ve never, successfully, found a stud, Andrew”

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Luke: “The little guy that beeps”

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Luke: “When you can’t find toilet paper to feed your children”

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Andrew: “Are my tickets gonna go down? Cuz, I’m going to the ballpark and I wanna be there for as long as frickin’ possible!”

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Andrew: “I just need to relax!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry I’m not gonna apologize!”

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Andrew: “Maybe, you’re more of a horse person!”

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Andrew: “Oh, well, we do things a little bit different here. What we do is: first, we take your wine order. Then, we bring you your wine… And, then, you tell us what food you want off the menu. Then, we bring you that food”

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Andrew: “Watch that sport!”

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Andrew: “Well, no”

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Andrew and Luke: “No shirt, Sherlock… No shirt, Sherlock!”

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Luke: “I’m, like, a cool, down-ass guy”

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Luke: “No shirt, Sherlock!”

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Luke: “We like it that this shit takes too long”

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Andrew: “But, I’m still an old fuddy-duddy”

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Andrew: “I answer to anything”

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Andrew: “I’m too old to understand”

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Andrew: “If they ask me three times, the rooster will crow”

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Andrew: “If we could just knock everybody off a donkey”

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Andrew: “It never translates right coming out of my mouth”

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Andrew: “Now, let me ask you this, Bible boy”

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Andrew: “Now, you get creepy… Now, you start leaving more notes”

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Andrew: “That’s what we all wanna know”

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Andrew and Luke: “Let me ask you this, Bible boy! (Oh, man)”

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Andrew and Luke: Mimicking running out of breath

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Luke: “Are you ready for something to get weird, dude?”

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Luke: “Hey, dude. Are you ready to get weird?”

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Luke: “I didn’t do shit! I didn’t rig shit!”

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Andrew: “3… 2… 1”

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Andrew: “3… 2… 1” #2

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Andrew: “3… 2… 1” #3

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Andrew: “Could it be… murder?”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha-ha-ha! My God! What are we doing?”

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Andrew: “Indeed, it will, my friend!”

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Andrew: “Oh, damn, dawg!”

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Andrew: “Ready to party!”

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Andrew: Singing “Back in time!”

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Andrew: “Where is he getting this from!?”

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Andrew: “You know, I really like sliders, Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “3… 2… (Go!) 1”

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Andrew and Luke: “3… 2… 1. Go! Go!”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke trolls Andrew by saying “Go” ahead of Andrew finishing his countdown from 3

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Andrew and Luke- Something strong, sudden, cruel sometimes and might just save your life could also describe “The Power of Poop”

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Luke: “Change your heart to a little white dove… That’s the feeling… That’s the power of love. Don’t take money… don’t take fame. Don’t need no credit card to take this train”

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Luke: Getting mentioned for knowing if Luke has said “TBTL” instead of “Live Wire” on Live Wire

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Luke: Singing “Make a bad one good… Make a wrong one right”

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Luke: Singing “They say that only love is better… Yeah, but you don’t care… You know what to do”

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Luke: “TBTL, TBTL, TBTL”

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Luke: “We’re a rounding error on Tig Notaro’s backside when it comes to downloads”

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Luke: Whistling “Sweet Georgia Brown”

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Luke and Andrew: “Power of love is a curious thing (Yes)”

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Andrew: “Blood makes the grass grow!”

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Andrew: “Eugh. What the hell did I just say?”

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Andrew: “Go-go-go-go-go!”

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Andrew: “Go-go-go-go-go! And, then, I quit”

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Andrew: “God, yeah!”

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Andrew: “I’m not allowed to use that voice”

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Andrew: “I’m not allowed to use that voice!”

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Andrew: “Oh, just… let ’em play with the lighter”

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Andrew: “Oh, you bet your sweet ass I would!”

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been watching you!” in a gruff manner

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Andrew: Saying “I’ve been watching you!” in a gruff manner #2

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Andrew: “Somebody hit Luke on the side of the head”

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Andrew: “You park like a horse’s ass”

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Luke: “Portland, Or-e-gone [sic]“

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Luke: Saying “I’ve been watching you!” in a gruff manner

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Luke: Singing “And, what the hell is that on Jessie’s head”

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Andrew: “Feel like you’re not dominating the zone today. Could you really dominate the zone?”

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Andrew: “Holy shit… Holy shit”

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Andrew: “How dare you, you Nazi?”

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Andrew: “How much of my brain do you need today?”

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Andrew: “I’m out of my gourd”

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Andrew: “Never forget”

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Andrew: “Really worried that you’re not dominating the zone”

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Andrew: Saying “Ay, it’s me, Howard” in a bad Italian accent

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Andrew: “Shit be complicated”

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Andrew: “Then, I was feeling all jazzed!”

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Andrew: “You’re untangling all this shit that you were so proud you had locked down”

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Luke: Saying “Ay, you have a… teaspoon of olive oil each day” in a bad Italian accent

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Luke: Singing “Hello darkness, my old friend”

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Luke: “We’re not Worthington! We’re not Worthington!”

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