Clips From TBTL #2225

Andrew: “Alright!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And Genevieve would just like smack me, if she were here right now”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And then, boom! We’re gonna blast them with the static again.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And, I will admit here; although, nobody tell Genevieve”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “And, that was the best five hundred dollars Linh Pham ever made. Putting on that wig and going into the restroom to get that, and posting it.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Attempting to sing “Wrap It Up” with a Chipmunks-like voice

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But, goddamn it, it feels good to unclog that stuff!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But, I’m also not blowing smoke up your patooie”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Don’t, don’t make fun of me.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Funny Laugh

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Goddamn it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Good grief. Really?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Here’s the deal, I’m in a situation where I’m a little confused; but, I don’t want you to answer it.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “If your reaction was anything different, I would worry about you.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It just like takes the fun out of everything”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s such a charade”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Johnny effin’ Football”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Making funny sounds and saying “Right”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Not to take it back to… Boring Town”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh yeah, that’s normal.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, God”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Powe–Power out!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Reacting to Luke playing “Wrap It Up”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Saying “Oh, goddamn it!” when hearing “Keep Your Hands To Yourself”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “Round up all the swan boats”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “What a piece of work are the Browns” in a depressed manner

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Sometimes I say the loud part quiet, and the quiet part loud.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That is sexy!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is gonna sound nuts, Luke; and, it’s gonna sound like… it’s gonna sound like. I dunno what it’s gonna sound like, sounds nuts.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Two men and a microphone, or two and a half men and a microphone, one and a half men and a microphone”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Undecided! Undecided! Leaning towards Hillary!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What a piece of work is man… Sorry.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What a weird show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Why are we doing this to each other and the listeners?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “And the names keep getting worse and worse; now, it’s ‘Art Marble 21’. What (What!!?) the hell!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew groaning and Luke chuckling

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Holy crap! Yeah!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “They’ll do anything to get on (Right) TV!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “What (What!!?) the hell!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “And I’ll be goddamned”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Another three hour… tour. A three hour tour.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Chuckling

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Cold. Grey. Wet. Dead.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Holy shit!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hooo!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I win on the field of fantasy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It feels like I’m getting an extremely heavy dose of real life today”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s Murphy’s Law. I’m sorry, it’s M-phry’s Law.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, crapola!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh, dear God. How did he end up there?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Questions! Questions! And more questions!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Reciting lyrics from “Keep Your Hands To Yourself”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Reciting lyrics from The Fabulous Thunderbirds’s “Wrap It Up”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Reciting more lyrics from The Fabulous Thunderbirds’s “Wrap It Up”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “Is that bad?” in a nasally voice

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We couldn’t have spent all that time talking about what a piece of shit is Luke’s pool cover”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We’d like to thank our braised corn beef brisket”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Whispering “Gotcha, you son of a bitch!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You can’t type most words”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “And, it’s like two grand. Holy crap! Yeah! Yeah! I thought it was gonna be a few hundo!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Gutter Talk

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I have only one choice, and that is… to thank our Fabulous Thunderbird (Oh, no!) level”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Odd noises from Luke’s end and Andrew snorting

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Please never, ever, ever blow smoke up my patooie. (No, I, I won’t)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “What… the fuck… (Right?) is this”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Who’s the muralist who’s famous for doing the… I’ve never been able to answer a question that begins ‘Who’s the muralist’. You know this. Don’t, don’t make fun of me.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2223

Andrew: “Alright, Tom. We did it. We did it.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Are you… crazy?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Audio postcard”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But I’ll be goddamned if I go back and listen to the tape”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “But, you can play with it any time you want!!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Deflated “I could do that”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Deflated “Yeah”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Explaining Luke’s complicated status

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “He’s just like Luke!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Here we go with a unique Thursday edition of TBTL”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’ll just tell you the story from my perspective; cuz, why not?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s gonna be you and me, buddy!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s, uh, episode #2023 in a coll-no, 2223”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Luke aced you out of the show!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Making sound of static

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Nailed it!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Recreating a Harley-Davidson motorcycle engine sound

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Recreating an even firing motorcycle engine sound

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Rewrite this thing, then do a rewrite, then do a flip-a-dee-dip, and then add some sound. I’m just like, ‘What the fuck are you talking about?'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Snorting

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yeah!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You asshole! Don’t ruin this moment!!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You have a conspirathy, conspiracy theory, as a matter of fact”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Andrew and Tom Tangney: Andrew is Luke’s booker

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Tom Tangney: “Any song. Okay, any song. You just made the mistake of your life.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Tom Tangney: “I am the polar opposite of Luke, (Wow!) in so many ways!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Tom Tangney: “I’m going somewhere with this… Hey, this is TBTL. You don’t have to!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Tom Tangney: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: “Everyone who is getting back on the plane… is taking… the sweetest motherfucking time, ever.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I swear to God”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m gonna be able to get on my special first class ticket in a glass elevator, to blast out of the chocolate factory that I owned called, Life!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Is it time to buy a hair piece?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s like, I… jumped off a mushroom and spun in a bunch of circles, and karate kicked a hedgehog that flew into a Pokémon… cart? Those are things… I have heard associated with video games.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Miracles maybe do happen”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Open, open, open.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Piloting it Up

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “So, for me, I am making today’s coffee, but it’s actually gonna be tomorrow’s coffee, is when everyone will hear it. For you hearing this right now, it’s today’s coffee made yesterday.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Take off, take off, take off.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Trying to come up with a Deuce-y name for episode #2223 off the top of his head

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke: “When I found this out a few days ago, that I had been upgraded, I did a little dance with my heart and my body. Excuse me, my ba-ahdy.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Would you be surprised to hear… that we do not, at any time, come within… seven football fields of where the Cessna went off the runway!!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Yeah, them’s the breaks”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke, Andrew and Tom Tagney: “Hey, we’d like to thank our ‘What a Piece of Work is Man’ level donors of the day”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Tom Tangney: “Huh!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Tom Tangney: “You and Luke. How different are the two of you? Aren’t you basically in an echo chamber of yourselves?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2222

As of the posting of these clips, at about the 52m 39.8s mark of the posted show, there is about a minute wall of static that happened due to a ghost in the podcart machine. For posterity, I have pulled a copy of the wall of static and have made it available for your listening enjoyment.

MP3 | MPEG-4

 

Andrew: “But during the day, it’s too bright. I think she’s a vampire.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “By the way, I was not a, not a very good host.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Fussy, narrative, and involved”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I dare anybody to step to Theo”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t know. They have nowhere to go!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I mean, he’s a big-ass cat”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I think enough people typed it in ‘Revelry’, because people are dumb like me.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I think it is net negative”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m a prisoner within my own house!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m off my game today. Got a closet full of pee.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’ll sound a lot like me yelling at my cat for peeing in my closet again.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing in the background

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Like, get out of–what are you doing!?! Get outta there!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “No, I know what you mean!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, no. Now all of the Costa Rican Tens are just gonna be… flooding that resort when I’m down there.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, no. What’s, what’s wrong with me.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh. That’s, that’s outdated.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Quietly saying “Secrets”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “She knows she’s in trouble. I yelled at her. I never yell at her, cuz I don’t think, I don’t think cats know.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “She loves to lump it up”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “If I had a new cat”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Snorting

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s (the) Casio tone for the painfully uninsured.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “The, um, oh, uh”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “They’re Sperry Masons, is actually what…”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Where’s the article? I haven’t read the article!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Whoo!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yeah! Yeah, it does.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yes!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yes! Very good!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You son of a bitch!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Is it time to thank our Coffee Lova donors of the day? Ohhh, shit. That, that will ruffle some feathers, my friend. That will ruffle some feathers.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Woo hah!

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: Chuckling

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Cute Chuckle

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “Oh, Andrew” while Andrew was talking

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “Olive!” in a high-pitched voice

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Thank you for empathizing with Rudy”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: The Olive Garden

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I’ll be listening on, via cyber from my hotel room in Chicago, while I do my push-up challenge. Probably, naked. Whoo! Just have that, I want that in your mind (Whoo!) as you’re hosting Tom and Curley tomorrow. That’s something else.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Meet me at the mess hall… at 0600. (Don’t!)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Thanking and apologizing to the Ked Woodley level donors

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2221

Andrew: Andrew’s doing his part for the economy and his mic was muted for a second

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Cuz, I’m both a maker and a taker”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Deflated “Anyway. Power out.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Has no, nothing to do with the size of the bed”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hmm”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “How do you argue with crazy!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t know. Why are we doing this podcast?!! Who are you?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I gotta be the, either the goody two shoes or the wet blanket.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I was just a ball of nerves”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It takes a podcast”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s in… the computer!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, shit!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Like, it’s a vice presidential debate. Like, I don’t feel super bad just getting the highlights of this one tomorrow.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh my God, yes!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Quietly saying “Sorry”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Should I even bring this up? How are we doing on time? You want to talk about sports?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Singing “Whole lot of snakin’ going on.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “So, in this case, I’m just gonna say, ‘We.’ And, don’t make fun of me for calling myself a journalist.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Sorry everybody”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This goes all the way to the top!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This husband is awful. This husband is awful.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Wait, weren’t you a Pa… Weren’t you a Page Six girl?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “We should… I don’t know why I said ‘We'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Whispering “Who are you?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew was on fire and whizzed a lot of smokers

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “It’s not the size of the bed, (Mmm-hmm) it’s the sound of the apnea.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Just like sleep (Right) breathing”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke: Chuckling

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Encyclopedia Very Brown”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Give me a break”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “God, that’s so great!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hey compassionate dummies”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I mean, like… for real”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Luke almost violated the no drinking or eating on the show rule put in place during #2220

MP3 | MPEG-4

Luke: “My name is Luke Bur–I don’t know why I have the case of the giggles here, at the top of the show.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone;

Luke: “Nah”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Never. Poop. At someone’s. House.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Now, I’m hearing you’ll never eat on air again and I’m declaring victory over Emily, who loves the eating for all time. Victory is mine!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Podcast hole”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “This is the Pottery Barn Theory of Podcasting: You helped support it, so now you own it. So, we hope you like it. And, we thank you.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Watch this space”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “And a midnight jaker. And a midnight jaker!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “And then, at some point, I just yelled at the stereo and was like, ‘Please, let him finish.’ And then, Carey just looked at me like, (Wow) ‘Really, dude?'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Charles Rose of Lynnwood, Washington. Shit. Andrew, Charlie Rose is listening. Oh, no! And, look what’s next: Osgood.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I don’t understand how e-mail works, obviously. I wanna find… (Fibers?)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I got ’em, I got ’em, (Okay) I got ’em (Okay) I got… (I got it!) I got it, dude.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I hope you like it… cuz, you bought it. You okay over there? I sound like I’m Colin Powell trying to advise George W. Bush about Iraq. (Right)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “In, in Soviet Russa, screen flips you (Yes)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: It rhymes or it chimes or it dimes

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: TBTL is the Cheesecake Factory of podcasts

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: The Conservation of Eating

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Whole lot of snakin’ going on. Whole lot of snakin’ going on.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2220: Andrew Walsh Edition

Andrew: “And, you know, I just handed it over to coach Genevieve to really run and manage the team”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Andrew couldn’t quite get words out

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Conflict! Conflict!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Did you get yourself a 3.1 sticker for the back of your car?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Doesn’t want to get into what’s in his work e-mail right now

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: E-mail cleanup and growth potential

MP3 | MPEG-4

Andrew: “Embarrassingly shitty”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Goddamn it, Luke!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Haha”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Hey man”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Huh! People should find out about this podcast. It’s pretty good!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t know if I get that”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I have so much growth potential right now; like, I almost don’t know what to do with it.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I haven’t been a Mariners fan my entire life. I haven’t had my heart stomped on a million times by this team.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I know that I’m gonna sound just like the biggest loser, not the guy who lost a lot of weight”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I remain optimistic”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’d prefer not to”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I’m feeling real Tony Rizzo-y today”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “It’s closed!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing and saying “Oh, no”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Like, if I put up with that three more years in a row, I’ll just end up putting my head through a wall too.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Luke, I’m frigging obsessed with it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Oh, good. Thanks for letting me know that; because, I’ve never heard of him before. Cuz, I’m not super smart.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Ooh, I like the Dumb Dumb girls!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Power out!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: (Re-)Discovering “WTF with Marc Maron”

MP3 | MPEG-4

Andrew: “Should I change the name of my team, mid stream, to ‘Bortle bes the Scrivener'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Snorting

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “That’s what I said! It’s, it’s closed!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This must hit your ears awful, in an awful way”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Weird “Ha!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What the fuck are you talking about”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Whatever”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Why does everybody love this guy so much?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Yeah, I agree with, I agr–I agree with that a hundred percent. I don’t know why I’m stuttering.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Andrew and Luke: Kind of Coitus

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: “Luke, you and I have been seeing a lot of each other lately. Yes we have.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Clips From TBTL #2220: Luke Burbank Edition

Luke: “13.1 humblebrags?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “And I’m in the car going ‘Raúl Juliá. Raúl Juliá. Raúl Juliá!’ and Carey goes, ‘Hey, welcome to the experience of everyone who listens to TBTL'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “As per ushe, I was completely wrong”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Freedom!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Giggling

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Give me a brark”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Here we don’t go again with the e-mails today; and, there’s a reason for that.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hey, Smallsy! Smallsy, you got that piece of tape?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I could be forgetting some, so don’t get mad at me… one listener who’s left still. Probably Mike Frizzell, just being like, ‘I’m recovering from surgery. I’m trapped listening to this nightmare.'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I didn’t know that we could keep someone from last season”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “‘I wonder what summa-bitch got this guy’ and then I look at my match up, and I’m like ‘Oh, drop bears'”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “It’s, it’s so Bavarian. There’s no escaping how Bavarian it is.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Mike first took a shine to her because of the comments that she would write on various TBTL-related sites that were so funny… and mean, basically.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Now, weirdly, this is a strange season in the NFL”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Our takes are so hot”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Saying “If you started Roethlisberger in your fantasy team, you’re ecstatic!” as Al Michaels

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “They have two different stations: they have a water station and they have a yowza station.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “We haven’t had any medical emergencies on this show, we just have a payroll emergency called: this show is basically a public radio show”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You gotta stop eating! It’s killing me!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You know that TBTL is emerging as one of the leading American podcasts on all things Aussie”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

 

Luke and Andrew: “Don’t… fucking pitch to that guy! (Mmm-hmm)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “How about ‘Shout Your A-Bortles’? Oh my God.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I did a thing too! (Mmm-hmm)”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I sent out a, a little tweeter spoof one time I was driving past a… Aren’t those leggings?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I was at two-hundred eighty-eight percent of the capacity. Which, I don’t know math, but that seems like more than you can have. Really?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “If you don’t know, the Little Red Bandwagon is the podcast about this podcast, that neither Andrew nor I listen to; because, we’d probably get our feelings hurt. Yes.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Luke has a GoFundMe page for his hangnail problem

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Oh, which part of Texas am I supporting with my good thoughts right now? Right.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Our hotel was a hundred dollars a night, Andrew! And it was… Did you have to poop in a closet? Have to, or got to?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Peace. Bye-bye.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Put downs, always accompanied by a put up. Exactly! As we’ve, as we’ve talked about on this show.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “When you built a trebuchet this bitching, (Right, what are you going to do) you can’t hide your sugar on the shelf. No.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: Whiteness Gold-Plated or Whiteness Diamond Boat

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone