Tag: Luke Burbank

While Luke and Andrew were deep into vacuum talk, Luke decided to start playing a portion of the Counting Crow’s “The Rain King” and attempted to say “vacuum” over the word “rain”. In typical Luke fashion, it didn’t quite turn out right…

Luke and Andrew: Luke trying to say “Vacuum” over the word “Rain” in Counting Crow’s “The Rain King”

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So, I decided to make a cleaner version of what Luke was attempting by finding a version of Luke saying “vacuum” in the clear and mixed it in using Audacity.

Counting Crows and Luke: I am the Vacuum King

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I’m not sure if my version is actually any better, truth be told.

 

Andrew: “But, I say, I say things wrong all the time.”

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Andrew: “God damn, that–I forgot what a jam this is!”

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Andrew: “I don’t follow sports”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what level of, of, of robot love you have.”

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Andrew: “I dunno what I’m doing, Luke. I don’t care about fireworks.”

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Andrew: “I got friends in high places. I don’t know if you know that.”

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Andrew: “‘I know that guy! That guy is a friend of mine!’ and they’re like ‘Wait, what?'”

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Andrew: “I mean, he sent me a photo, that took my breath away and scared me. Thanks a lot for scaring me, Dave.”

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Andrew: “I was on the receiving end of a little bit of vacuum jealousy this weekend; and, dude, it made me feel so good.”

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Andrew: “Just click the link, Walsh.”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Oh my God.”

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Andrew: “Row-buts”

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Andrew: “Slow down, Dr. Demento!”

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Andrew: “This isn’t answering any of your questions.”

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Andrew: “We need one of those.”

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Andrew: “Why can’t we have nice things?”

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Andrew and Luke: “It was all 360 spins and slam dunk pointers for me this weekend, Luke. (Yeah?) It was all sport, all sport talk.”

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Luke: “Andrew, I need you to b-block out the haters”

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Luke: “Andrew, you have so little from your childhood that you feel good about. Let’s not take this song away from you.”

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Luke: “Long story longer”

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Luke: Mourning Edition

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Luke: “Oh, great. So, this same clip of tape has screwed both of us over.”

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Luke: “She has just been going ba-nuts”

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Luke: “Well, well, well. Hello there, everybody”

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Luke: Whispering “I think it was particularly annoying to Carey to have to go over, and like, pick it up and move it.”

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Luke: Whispering “Now, I’m really whispering.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew busts out laughing when the party horn hits while Luke plays “Exciting Celebrate Music”

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Luke and Andrew: “I need you to just surround those, those thoughts with a beautiful pearl of not giving a shit. Right.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I really love that you are whispering, (I just…) it’s weirdly conspiratorial. Also, the irony is, if she listens to the podcast, she’ll hear it even though I’m whispering. So, this serves no purpose. She’ll just turn up the volume, just like everyone else.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke continues to whisper when talking about Carey and the cleanliness of the house and Andrew joins in

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is whispering when talking to Andrew about the Roomba because Carey is down the hall

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Luke and Andrew: “Sí se puede. Yes we can!”

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Luke and Andrew: “We… had to buy a Roomba for the pool. Oh my God.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Where’s my rimshot to not use it? I just want to know where it is, so I don’t have to use it.”

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Since TBTL #2155 fell on the Fourth of July, Luke and Andrew took the day off and replayed the Fourth of July episode from last year. The following clips were from the bantering the occurred as they were introducing the repeat.

Andrew and Luke: “Dude! And, I don’t have to leave the yard. Perfect. Everybody wins.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Travel back in time one… year… ago to… I don’t know why I made it sound haunting (One-one-one, year-year…)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You don’t have to leave your kiddie pool you like to sit in. Yes! Filled with hot dogs. Yes, ooh. Ooh-hoo-hoo, sorry! That’s an image that will haunt my nightscape.”

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Andrew: “And, also Luke, I can’t see your face.”

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Andrew: “And, I just, like, turned into, like, the grumpiest man in the world.”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls.”

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Andrew: “Come on!”

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Andrew: Describing how he provided the perfect Seattle experience

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Andrew: “Everybody relax. Luke, talk about Fallujah some more.”

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Andrew: “I did everything wrong. Something happened to me yesterday and I did everything wrong.”

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Andrew: “I gave them the perfect God damn Seattle experience.”

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Andrew: “I hate, hate, hate”

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Andrew: “It does not bother me!”

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Andrew:  Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh! What show are you working on? Oh!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh, that sounds good.”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So my point is, I’m interesting once a year for this show, whether I need to or not, and it wasn’t been a year yet.”

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Andrew: “Something’s going on with Chrome, it keeps crashing on me today!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And also, I mean, it could be the bigger crowds; but, they’re still piping in the sounds like the Seahawks do. How dare you, you Cleveland Brown [sic] fan.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew let the cat out

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Andrew and Luke: “Did you poop? No, I’ve been having some trouble with that.”

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Luke: Andrew is Sonny to Luke’s Cher and is peanut butter to Luke’s Fluffer-Nutter

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Cuz, I have no standards.”

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Luke: “For some ka-roke”

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Luke: “Geez, that’s a busy double-wide.”

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Luke: “How dare you, you Cleveland Brown [sic] fan.”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I gotta turd up this punch bowl.”

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Luke: “I dunno”

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Luke: “I dunno. I still… I have to, I have to admit that, even with all of the controversy, the first in my mind was, I need to e-mail our producer at Live Wire and say, ‘Hey, can you see if Gay Talese wants to come on?’ Cuz, I have no standards.”

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Luke: “It’s exciting to be here, in my actual home office/sort of janky radio studio where I can play my little sound effects, like this one (Perro)”

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Luke: “Son of a bitch!”

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Luke: “This fills me with rage, Andrew.”

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Luke: “Umm, there’s a lot you don’t know about Carey.”

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Luke: “What the heck happened to you yesterday?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I love it, that’d be great. We could just pretty much cancel the rest of the show and just do that. That’s what I was hoping for.”

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Andrew: “And so, I do feel like, in a certain way, I do my own version of tall ship drawings.”

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Andrew: “And, this is where I’m a total, whiny, ingrate baby”

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Andrew: Andrew has a vague memory

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Andrew: “Exactly. I was being pouty and tired.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I have two doodles that I go to”

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Andrew: “I love getting pedantic on that shit”

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Andrew: “I mean, I know this sounds like a boring thing to say; but, I guess, my boring take is…”

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Andrew: “I think my body might, kind of, shut that down for those four days.”

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Andrew: “I was such a baby on the boat today.”

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Andrew: “I’m like, ‘Alright'”

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Andrew: “Ketch me if you kan”

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Andrew: “Ketch me if you ketch a can!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho-ho God!”

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Andrew: “So, that was a weird sentence to read out loud.”

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Andrew: “That’s why Genevieve wants to name our child, ‘Pastrami’.”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you need to ketch that footage if you kan.”

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Andrew: “You’re doing it wrong!”

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Andrew and Luke: “206 (Hey!) 414-8285. That was my own. What you’re doing on this show… is making this world a worse place.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew is a Sunshine Guy (or is it Sunlight?)

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Andrew and Luke: “Have you ever been on that end of a Periscope before? I, I, I have not.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Now we just did a put-down, do we need to give two put-ups? Oh, okay.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That weird combination of both pride and shame at the same time. (Yeah!) You know, that’s a zen, that’s a zen situation right there.”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s a tuner, bro. That’s a friggin’ tuner.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, let’s play a jingle! Do you want to jingle me?”

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Luke: “Come to me, if you want to live!”

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Luke: “I have no regrats.”

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Luke: “Internally, I just giggled thinking about you and your drawings of tall ships, that you’ve never actually done.”

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Luke: “Ketch me if you kan”

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Luke: “Rockfish look like a prehistoric Don Knotts with a mohawk”

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Luke: “That’s a pretty good spoof, my friend.”

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Luke: “Well, you think you know me Caroline?”

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Luke: “What you’re doing on this show… is making this world a worse place.”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a fish… house!”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, yay! Yay!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yes. As we often play the drop on this show, podcasts are where, where people go when they have no hope and no future. Right.”

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Andrew: “Cleveland: City of Winners?”

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Andrew: “Cleveland: City of Winners!”

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Andrew: “Go, go do it to it, my dude.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. That’s part of my past, Luke. I’m all about the future.”

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Andrew: “I flushed it. I was a good Scotty.”

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Andrew: “I just love Google Image Search, I’ll often do that during the show. You say something and then I look it up pictures of it, and it keeps me centered.”

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Andrew: “I like the fact that you are also worried about the apocalypse, like, ‘How am I gonna get my money in the afterlife?!!'”

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Andrew: “I ran out of Twinkie talk.”

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Andrew: “I’m a Browns fan, I want the Browns to win.”

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Andrew: “If I hit this and it sounds like some sort of Goth music, then I’m never talking about music again on the show.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Listen, this makes me–God damn”

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Andrew: “Mind over matter, Luke.”

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Andrew: “Rrrrr-rrrrr”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: Snorting #2

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Andrew: Snorting #3

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Andrew: Stretched out “Yeah”

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Andrew: “That ain’t me babe, that ain’t me.”

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Andrew: “That is amazing!”

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Andrew: “That’s basically my attitude when it comes to the Cleveland Browns: Laugh or Go Crazy.”

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Andrew: “Well, at least the monsters won.”

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Andrew: “What!?!”

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Andrew: “Who’s going to get that? Who’s the mother-rrrur who’s gonna get that?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, oh right!”

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Andrew: “You know, they tell you that the breathing exercises during childbirth for lamaze help childbirth. That was also bullshit. And, that was the end of her e-mail.”

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Andrew: “You’re doing it wrong!!!”

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Andrew and Luke: “And any, any cup is eligible as long as it doesn’t have a motor on it. That’s ri–It’s a Race to Alaska joke. See, I laugh at your jokes. Even when they’re awful.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks Luke to channel some Steve Nelson

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew tells a Star Trek joke

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Andrew and Luke: Cleveland: City of Winners

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you call the betting ticket? Umm, opening day. Yeah, save it for opening mic night, dude.”

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Luke: Chuckle

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Hello, my, my winner friend.”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m, I’m walking on sunshine, Walsh.”

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Luke: “It’s peak Ketchikan everyone. Get used to it.”

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Luke: Laughing at his own joke

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Luke: “Let’s turn the frown upside-down.”

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Luke: “Oh my God in heaven.”

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Luke: “Rrrrr-rrrrr”

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Luke: “The, the tuna that’s out there, bro.”

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Luke: “They sat down, they started, they started to dazzle with their deuts, and… That sounds like a euphemism for having at themselves.”

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Luke: “We should pinch this conversation off.”

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Luke and Andrew: Alaska Airlines App and Redfin

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Luke and Andrew: “Cleveland: City of Winners. City of Winners?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “God dang, this is off-topic and probably… That’s alright, I ran out of Twinkie talk. I’ve got 40 solid years of Twinkie talk. ‘What other food would look weird after a while?’ That’s all I got.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I have a heart, Andrew. I know. I’ve two, I have two earholes and a heart.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wept when his upgraded flight got cancelled

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Luke and Andrew: Pronouncing “Worcestershire Sauce” in different ways

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Luke and Andrew: “Speaking of ingredients, by the way, that people use in BMs, um… Come on, man.”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a really nice seat. I love to get into that seat, if I could. That is amazing!”

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Luke and Andrew: The head of the pen-is that is Florida

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? Let’s, let’s, let’s, let’s turn that frown upside down. Let’s turn that rrrrr-rrrrr upside-down. Rrrrr-rrrrr.”

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Andrew: “Are you kidding me?!?”

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Andrew: “But, the majority of my brain was just like, ‘Oh, Andrew, you idiot! Just, grr, grr, argh!'”

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Andrew: “Can you, um, will you permit me to play”

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Andrew: “Cowabunga, dude.”

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Andrew: Flat “What?”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank.”

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Andrew: “How dare other people have podcasts.”

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Andrew: “I was just like, ‘Yes! F yes, Arya!'”

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Andrew: “I was raised on Turtle Island, by the way. Cowabunga, dude. It was, it was a water park in Ohio. Umm…”

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Andrew: “It’s more of a Ketchi-can’t.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: Laughing #4

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Andrew: Laughing #5

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Andrew: Laughing and saying “I like it.”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho shit! No, on bass. Are you shitting me!?!”

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Andrew: “Power, fucking, out.”

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Andrew: “Richie McBoatface”

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Andrew: Sing-songy “What?”

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Andrew: “Tech people are so meta.”

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Andrew: “Whoa!”

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Andrew: “You know what? Now I hear it. Now I hear it.”

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Andrew and Luke: “And then, essentially his… what, what would be his relation to him. His sis, his sis-his aunt? Daenerys’s aunt? The music ended. Yeah, that’s probably a sign. This was good. Power, fucking, out.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is there anything else that you love that we can destroy? Is there something we can ruin on a weekly basis for you? Cuz, we’re, we’re, we’re in the market.”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’ll be your ex-woif. My former woif!”

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Andrew and Luke: “The music ended. Yeah, that’s probably a sign.”

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Andrew and Luke: “The music ended. Yeah, that’s probably a sign. This was good. Power, fucking, out.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Which is, apparently, something he and his brother, Wun Wun, can do. Aww-ho… Wun Wun… I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to bring it… I know, I know it’s sad to bring up… Aww.”

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Luke: “A bear, who had no idea what, what it was about to enter: Luke’s World of slash fic.”

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Luke: “Andrew, if I did it… which is gonna be the name of my book I release about this helicopter…”

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Luke: “Don’t fuck with a guy driving a Toyota Yaris, because he has literally nothing to lose. It’s like… She doesn’t even want to be alive. She is Danny Glover personified.”

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Luke: “I think people, I think people used to say, ‘I’ve unleashed the power within.'”

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Luke: “The 100 percent predictable outcome when people walk on red-hot, fiery coals at a Tony Robbins empowerment convention. The predictable outcome, that you could have predicted, predictably occurred.”

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Luke: “The struggle is real.”

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Luke: “When Team Mad Dog steamed into the Victoria Harbour, the first thing they said, apparently, they were, they were way ahead of everybody, the first thing they said was, ‘A fucking helicopter almost chopped our boat in half.'”

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Luke: “You know, uh, earmuffs, I guess, if you’re a kid.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do we think that people really were trying to take selfies on the burning coals… Oh, of course! Are you kidding me?!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I’m not into, I’m not into motivational speaking, other than (I know what…) ‘Living Unreasonably in Unreasonable Times’.”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m, I’ll tell you what, man. I am, I am a fan of Ketchikan, Alaska. I’m, glad to hear it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke found a lifehack when it comes to recording the podcart from hotel rooms

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Luke and Andrew: “The details of this story dazzle me to my core, Andrew. I am so d–Yes.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Wi-Fi here is a totem pole. It’s a peace pole, Luke. Get it straight.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what I’m trying to do, Andrew? I’m trying to be a Ketchikan, not a Ketchi-can’t. I like it.”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, uh, earmuffs, I guess, if you’re a kid and, uh, you don’t yet know about prostitution. Umm… But, you know what? Isn’t it better to hear it from us?”

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