Tag: Luke Burbank

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Clips From TBTL #1909

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Andrew: “But, I am going to, kind of, pull that Burbank action”

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Andrew: “[Let’s] get the nose down on the negativity train, what say you Luke Burbank?”

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Andrew: Imitating a Ten complaining about the Song of the Summer

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s call them annual TPBs, is what I’ve been calling in my head, that stands for ‘turns in the punch bowls’. Sorry for the graphic language.”

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Andrew: “Oh man, I got too close to the Internet yesterday, Luke”

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Andrew: Short Chuckle

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Andrew: Short Laugh

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Andrew: Short Laugh #2

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That fires all kinds of great places in my brain”

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Andrew: “The negativity continued to just pile in to my Internet phone”

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Andrew: “Woo-woo!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew was still very sober at 5:19PM

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Andrew and Luke: “By the way, the picnic is on August 19th. Umm, please join us. We’ll see you there, turds!”

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Andrew and Luke: “How much for five happinesses, is what I would like to know. How much for one?”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve ruined TBTL forever, haven’t I? No, you’ve spiced it up! How many days can I declare war on the listeners?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, it’s worth sniffing at. It’s worth sniffing at all over the Internet!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Really!?!? Yeah.”

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Luke: “And I’m not like woo-woo, I’m not in to, I’m not particularly into spiritual stuff”

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Luke: Faux surprised reaction

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Luke: “It’s the best!”

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Luke: Laughing “Oh”

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Luke: Short Chuckle

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Luke: “That is what you need, bruh!”

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Luke: “Woo-woo”

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Luke: “You need to try to take a vacation pretty frequently to just kind of, like, refresh your shit”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, by the way, possible show title: TBTL PBTs”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, I get more because I just don’t put in for them. You’re lucky Steve not listening… Officially…”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke describes morbid rumination to Andrew

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Luke and Andrew: Luke sounds like an off-brand Eddie Bauer catalog

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Luke and Andrew: “No, but seriously, thanks for supporting the TBTL-a-thon everybody! I’ve ruined the… do you want to start over?”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Burbs! Oh, I love The Burbs.”

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Luke and Andrew: “The punch bowl turds… I would guess they would be called PBTens”

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Luke and Andrew: “There it is, there’s that pre-pain medicine Andrew that we all know and love. You love it when I get my blood up.”

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Luke and Andrew: “They should really be PBTs, Punch bowl turds. Punch bowl turds!”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is a very woo-woo thing to say, I understand this, but… Woo-woo!”

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Clips From TBTL #1908

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Andrew: Awesome Laugh

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: “Damn it, does this hurt”

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Andrew: “Hair up, glasses on, through the Dockers, in the wiener. That’s what I asked for.”

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Andrew: “He was just doing his act, damn it!”

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Andrew: “I don’t what a TBTL is”

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Andrew: “I hate to be a total wiener about this, but…”

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Andrew: “I now have seven-pack abs; which, I didn’t know you could even have, but apparently they were on sale.”

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Andrew: “I’m actually enjoying this. My question is, I don’t know how to pull out of this…”

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Andrew: “If this is the first show you’ve listened to: Hi, my name is Andrew”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, okay.”

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Andrew: “Ooh, I don’t know, that’s not PC”

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Andrew: Sardonic Laughter

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Andrew: “They ended giving me a shot in the butt”

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Andrew: “What am I trying to say here”

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Andrew and Luke: Meatball Surgery

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Andrew and Luke: More on Brazilian butt cancer

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s try to Feldman it and not Burbank and Walsh it”

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Luke: “No.”

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Luke: “Now I know what, maybe it’s giving me Brazilian butt cancer or something, but who knows.”

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Luke: Short Chuckle

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Luke: “Was it pretty, daddy? When you saw the ocean, was it pretty?”

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Luke: “What!?!?”

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Luke: “Yeah, but religion is bullshit”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, how is you ear? It’s alright, how’s your’s? (Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.) Not good, I can’t even hear the audio drops when I play them.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi, my name is Luke, a hearing impaired podcast host. And, also known as Bobo.”

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Luke and Andrew: Hot Start

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Luke and Andrew: “Jam that thing through my Dockers? I’m pretty sure if I had said, ‘jam that thing through my Dockers,’ they would have asked me to find another walk-in clinic.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke didn’t hear his “wicked talented” drop play and spoke over it

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Clips From TBTL #1907

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Andrew: “Dr. Dre isn’t actually a medical doctor at all. That’s a doctorate, in beats.”

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Andrew: “Felicia is probably listening and probably thinking ‘I nominated Bully!’ Yes you did Felicia, and I’m sorry about that imitation of your voice.”

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Andrew: “I do most of the shows black-out drunk”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to betray my ignorance”

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Andrew: “I have the Internet’s number”

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Andrew: “I mean, the nice thing about your e-mails is that you never send a nice one. So I can always tell, if it sounds like it’s nice, you’re being sarcastic.”

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Andrew: “I mean, you know, let’s not go to gross town”

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Andrew: Imitating a listener named Felicia “I nominated Bully!”

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Andrew: Imitating Rob Schneider “Look at Andrew, slandering my daughter”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing “Okay”

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Andrew: “Less Walsh, more Stu”

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Andrew: “More Iron Talk?”

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Andrew: “Ooh, buckle in people, this is going to gross you out”

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Andrew: “Then, you’re my fact-checking Omi”

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Andrew: “This whole endeavor has been the least dignified, dignified thing of my life”

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Andrew: “Umm, no.”

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Andrew: “We’re talking about innocent babes, who are just kind of like, ‘I don’t like the cranky one!'”

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Andrew: Yelling “I’m not a child!”

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Andrew: “Yoinks!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hotel, motel… Holiday Inn, say what?”

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Andrew and Luke: “However, DJ Deductible, now that guy… Possible show title…”

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Luke: Doing the donkey sound at the end of El Ropo theme and says “Sorry I did that…Hi Boss!”

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Luke: “Hi Boss!”

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Luke: “It was scuba-licious”

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Luke: “Just get, just get broth on it”

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Luke: “Ugh! My boss is such a dick!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m ad-libbing that one (Really)”

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Luke and Andrew: Imitating Rob Schneider “Not paying child support! Not paying child support.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Strep throat, (it’s an orcalogical [sic]) you’re family”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thought Number 1: Chicken noodle soup, bro… (Yes, I know) for the soul!”

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Luke and Andrew: “…what I’m trying to say, not to put too fine a point on it (No, you didn’t)”

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Luke and Steve Nelson: “We don’t have an app, do we. Are we getting an app? …sorry, you’re breaking up”

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Steve Nelson: Quiet “Yeah!”

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Steve Nelson and Andrew: “Andrew, do you want to weigh in? Umm, no.”

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Steve Nelson and Andrew: “I only threw my phone across the room once during that episode (Oh!)”

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Clips From TBTL #1906

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Andrew: “77 weird L-shaped symbol”

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Andrew: “77 whatever the little L symbol is in England”

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Andrew: “Basically, I start and end with the Fireball”

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Andrew: “Because, we know that all the Brits are getting pure, un-adulterated Donovan”

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Andrew: Describing a photo where a listener put the Andrew and Luke dolls, tucked in bed with an animal doll

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Andrew: Describing how his real life grumpy-looking furrowed eyebrows made it on his doll’s design

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Andrew “How does all of that grab ya?”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, no, no, no”

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Andrew: Pulled a “Kevin and Bean” by hanging up on Phyllis as she was saying goodbye

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Andrew: “Really dead eye, like don’t move your face at all, except for the mouth part that needs to enunciate”

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Andrew: “Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah”

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Andrew: “You know, we are legit HBO subscribers, we are legit Netflix subscribers, we are legit Prime subscribers”

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Andrew and Luke: Reactions to hearing Donovan’s new song for the first time

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Andrew and Luke: “This sounds like clown music, bro”

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Andrew and Phyllis: Andrew saying “Yeah” while Phyllis is still laughing

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Luke: “Classic Bobo”

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Luke: “Don’t make me furrow this brow, Bobo!”

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Luke: “How do you know. Yo Easter Egg. Blow”

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Luke: “Metabolism is a bitch!”

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Luke: “The idea of those dolls was that people would have them and then basically take out their frustrations on the dolls while we were mucking up an hour of their life each day with this podcast”

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Luke: There was all kinds of Barabajagaling on the line

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Luke and Andrew: “‘Look around at the stars’ Like that’s my idea of what a Donovan song is, so this is like completely what I expected”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew calls Topsiders Docksiders

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew has a Donovan Early Detection System

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew subjected Luke to Donovan music

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Luke and Andrew: Luke called Donovan irrelevant instead of irreverent

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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis: Discussing which doll kids would prefer

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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis: “Look, I don’t want to rub it in Andrew… Whatever, Luke. I don’t… In matter of fact, this line isn’t working out very well. Phyllis, it was great having you on the show… We’ve been having problems all show.”

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Phyllis: Laughing

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Phyllis: “No!”

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Phyllis and Andrew: Phyllis’s son calls his Luke doll “Bobo” and his Andrew doll “Johnny”

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Clips From TBTL #1905: Andrew Edition

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1905, I have chosen to split up the posting of the clips into two blog posts. This post contains clips that primarily featured Andrew speaking.

The first post contained clips that primarily features Luke speaking.

Andrew: “A slow, steady crawl to the pastrami grave”

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Andrew: Advice regarding translucent, jiggly chicken

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Andrew: “And I’ll bet you knew this, I’m just a dingus”

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Andrew: “And I’ve looked down the barrel of some translucent chicken in my day”

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Andrew: Andrew explains what he would do if he got one question right when watching Jeopardy!

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Andrew: “Do over!”

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Andrew: “Don’t, don’t overthink this Walsh”

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Andrew: “Get away from that”

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Andrew: “High-fiving imaginary people”

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Andrew: “I’m not anti-kids… I think kids are great”

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Andrew: “If it looks jiggly at all, you get that shit back on”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Pluto!”

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Andrew: Shaky “Umm… I…”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Stop it!”

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Andrew: Talks about kids ruining his flying experience and provides his e-mail so listeners can send him feedback

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Andrew: “That’s my kind of Cruella Deville of children attitude about kids”

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Andrew: “The Jeopardy! Dignity”

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Andrew: “You don’t mess with chicken”

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Andrew: “You know, I was the one who’s trying to get all of the hate mail. Don’t try to outdo me.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew’s pastiche

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a question for you at the top here Luke. Yes, butt buddy? Umm… I… Stop it!”

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Andrew and Luke: Leave it Burbank! Good Burbank!

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Andrew and Luke: Simultaneously trying to guess the correct city

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Clips From TBTL #1905: Luke Edition

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Due to the number of clips pulled from TBTL #1905, I have chosen to split up the posting of the clips into two blog posts. This post contains clips that primarily featured Luke speaking.

The second post contains clips that primarily features Andrew speaking.

Luke: “Adoption Rocks!”

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Luke: “Cuz it’s like, no doi”

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Luke: “I’m just like, yeeeaaah!”

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Luke: “It’s called ‘Pirates Rock!!!'”

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Luke: “Leave it! Leave it, Burbank! Good Burbank!”

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Luke: Luke doesn’t like the rhyme used in a Jeopardy! clue

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Luke: “Oh, Andrew”

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Luke: Protip: How to deal with mean-mugging kids in restaurants

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Luke: “So, anyway… power out! And, power back in.”

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Luke: “Washington. Got it!”

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Luke: “We’ll talk about all with my buh-my good buddy, or my bood buddy, or my butt buddy, Andrew Walsh located in Los Angeles, California. Hey there, butt buddy!”

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Luke: “Yes, butt buddy?”

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Luke and Andrew: Awkward silence makes a power off, not a power out

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Luke and Andrew: “It bothers me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Listen, this is a show that is built on not doing something and not shutting up about it. So, don’t start now brother…”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke answers with “Dr. David Duke” and Andrew laughs

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Luke and Andrew: Luke explains how 100 calorie snack packs really work

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Luke and Andrew: Luke making bird sounds

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “El Pollo Loco”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s yo-yo diet

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