Tag: McMillan Men

Andrew: “I’ll, I’ll pull your teeth for you. Is now a good time?”

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Andrew: Laughing and saying  “Oh, shit! It’s so good”

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Andrew: “Man… got a little drunk afterwards”

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Andrew: “Mary had a little lamb… its fleece was white as snow”

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Andrew: “Oh, hell, no! Like, I cannot smart [sic]“

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Andrew: “Schrödinger’s relationship”

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Luke: “I swear to God, I was so close to crying so many times”

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Luke: “I swear to God, I was so close to crying so many times during this episode”

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Luke: “Like, Leslie has gone from thinking that John is biggest fuck-up of all time”

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Luke: “Peace and love to our Mormon listeners”

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Luke: “So… motherfucking, let us go… Here’s who I am… I’m the big dog”

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Luke: “That’s one diddle that can’t be undoodled”

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Luke: “You’ll know it when ya see it… That’s all I’ll say”

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Luke and Andrew: “Goddamn, Debra Winger (Goddamn!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “John and Agathe… hook up… Ooh, team up… I mean, hook up… I mean, hot and heavy… This is not that kind of show”

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Andrew: “Fuck you, Tom!”

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Andrew: “Fuck you, Tom!” #2

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Andrew: “I don’t think that Tom is pure evil”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t stop me from trying every time I grab a beer; and, I grab a lot of beers”

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Andrew: “Owie!”

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Andrew: “People have accidents all the time!”

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Andrew: “Speaking of the darkness”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m an… I’m an… I’m a… You… have me (Hello?) wordless… I’m an aspiring (Hello) McMillan Men?”

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Luke: “Cuz, I’m an idiot”

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Luke: “Do you really? Do you… do you even understand the structural dynamics of flow, bro?”

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Luke: “God, I am just, I would be guessing… in such a… such a… rank way”

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Luke: “Smoking the weed… He’s smoking the weed again. When did you know he was smoking the weed? How do you know he’s smoking the weed?”

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Luke: “Yiiikes!”

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Luke: “Yiiikes!” #2

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Luke: “Yiiikes!” #3

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Luke and Andrew: “Movies… Are They Great? Parenthetically… Yikes! (Ow-ow-ow-ow-owww!) With Luke Burbank… Ooh, that one burns!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That burns going out! (Oh my God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yowie! Yikes! (Zzzt-zzzt-zzzt!) Ooh! That’s a spicy fence!”

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Andrew: “Did I miss the pay off to that? Cuz, I’m still waiting”

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Andrew: “He’s broke as a joke”

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Andrew: “Just anxious for you to see and for us to discuss”

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Andrew: “There’s Luke’s magic train”

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Andrew: “They’re just being dumbasses, right?”

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Andrew: “You’ve been here, like, talking about this forever. The cops are behind you”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m John’s husband. No, you’re not. No, I’m not (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “When you’re fucked up, you either go home or you get more fucked up. (Mmm-hmm) Like, you do not go to work!”

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Luke: “All of these attempts at doing something good, a lot of them just really fuck a lot of people up”

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Luke: “Amazing! Smile alert! Can the show just be over now?”

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Luke: “Let’s have all the secret shit in one place”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, how’s that a good outcome? It’s not!”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not totally snowflaking out here about that aspect of it”

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Andrew: “Because my brain is bad; and, I don’t remember things well”

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Andrew: “But, it’s still all under this huge, dark… dark… dark ominous cloud”

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Andrew: “Can I pause for a moment… and congratulate myself for queueing that up absolutely perfectly?”

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Andrew: “I am… trying not to use the phrase, like, ‘somewhere on the spectrum;’ because, I feel like I overuse that. I’m not sure I ever use that correctly. But, that’s what it felt like to me; it felt somewhat spectrum-y”

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Andrew: “I wrote that down; although, I knew I didn’t need to”

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Andrew: “It’s too beautiful to live”

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Andrew: “Screw the MacGuffin!”

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Andrew: “So, when a man… really loves a woman”

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Andrew: “This is what… is gonna be my struggle for today”

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Andrew: “This is what… is gonna be my struggle for today; and I, and I think I will be able to… do well by all of you”

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Andrew: “What a crazy dream!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’ve been, kind of, a Tom apologist a little bit. Maybe I’m, kind of, forced into that role a little bit… A Tom-pologist? A Tom-pologist”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, actually. What I mean to say is, I have no idea what you’re talking about… What kind of (Yeah) life of depravity do you lead?”

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Luke: “Don’t ask a question you don’t want the answer to, man”

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Luke: “Don’t get me started. This is Tom’s fault… I mean, really”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “Lay Andrew lay”

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Luke: “Lay Andrew lay… Lay across my big, brass pod”

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Luke: “Now, stop being a dick to your son”

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Luke: “This is a rolling circus of randos”

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Luke: “Tom’s not my dad. My dad just owns two Arby’s”

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Luke: “Yeah, I think we’ve moved well beyond sleight of hand. I mean, we’re in the realm of slice of hand”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just leaving that in the clear; although, I forgot. This is not the show where somebody pulls audio… (No) of you saying stuff that’s unintentionally sexual”

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Luke and Andrew: “Lay lady lay. Lay across my big, comfy bed? (Mmm-hmm) Sure. I’m there (Mmm-hmm) Big, brass bed? No thank you, Bob”

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Luke and Andrew: “What the fuck are you all doing? (Mmm-hmm)”

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Andrew: “First of all, my eyesight isn’t as good; not, that I have to justify myself to you or the listeners”

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Andrew: “Greg… don’t you dare correct us ever again”

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Andrew: “His whole life is nothing but a penis measuring contest”

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Andrew: “I had totally blacked that out!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s right!”

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Andrew: “Who’s… Wandrew Alsh?”

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Andrew: “You’re a very literal-minded man”

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Luke: “Holy shit!”

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Luke: “It’s just a flesh wound!”

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Luke: Saying “Oh, you’re shooting someone?” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Shot at and hit; shit at and missed”

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Luke: Singing “Come on, ride the train… and ride it”

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Luke: “Tap into that nepotism, bruh!”

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Luke: “That’s Debra Winger!?”

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Luke: Whispering “Show time, motherfucker!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Here is where you might be able to help me… We’ve… (Probably not) we get a song from John”

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Luke and Andrew: “Icabod gets (Oh, yeah) his cuddle on! (I know. I love it. I love it)”

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Andrew: “Can I cut this all out of the show?”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew and Luke: “He ends up being a… just a total wiener! I mean, there’s not a better word (Yes!) for it. He’s a complete wiener!”

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Luke: “Boom-boom-boom”

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Luke: “Hey… Tom… take a fucking note!”

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Luke: Making air horn sounds

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Luke: Making air horn sounds #2

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Luke: “Remix!”

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Luke: “Take me to Disneyland, right now, Alice”

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Luke: “The Three Fuck-eteers”

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Luke: “We ain’t using you for collateral anymore, little lady”

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Luke and Andrew: “I consider it a Coke-mas miracle. A Coke-mas miracle!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke threatens to cut off a finger from, or even kill, Terry O’Quinn if the car is mentioned again

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, he can’t see! (Mmm-hmm)”

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