Clips From TBTL #2888

Andrew: “Also, can you do my beard? I don’t know what that means; but, please do my beard”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what I’m scared of”

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Andrew: “I hate Luke Burbank’s tweets!”

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Andrew: “Ooh… I’m an urbanite”

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Andrew: Singing “Will I get these… YEEZYs?”

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Andrew: “Tale of breakfast whoa!”

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Andrew: “There’s a lotta face under here”

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Andrew: “We’re the company with the funny name”

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Andrew: “Will I get these… YEEZYs? Boy. Way to ruin that song, Walsh”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning. Are you flying in hot for this hottie? Always. Like a projectile… that’s been shot through the air. Flying… like a projectile that’s just sitting on a desk”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m your father… Oh, God”

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Andrew and Luke: “Sorry, Stu. You’re not a beta… This is the… He’s a power beta”

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Luke: “And, that is special. That is special!!”

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Luke: “Can that be the same face?”

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Luke: “Duh… uh-duh-duh… duh song”

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Luke: “I keep running into people who… love you”

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Luke: “Nora, thank you for being here… while Andrew and I work through our issues”

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Luke: Saying “Angela! My Hai Karate!” as Tony Danza

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Luke: Saying “How did we get this? Who made this Linder? This belongs to Linder” in a Boston accent

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Luke: Singing “It’s been a while”

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Luke: Siging “Veronica”

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Luke: “So, I’m allowed to do it… ‘kay?”

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Luke: “Thank you for sharing your tales… of… breakfast whoa… with us; or, is it a tale of breakfast whoa!! This is awesome!”

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Luke: “That’s a service we provide… If you have cute hair… we’ll say, ‘Damn, Jen… You got some cute hair'”

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Luke: “That’s a strange word!”

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Luke: “Well, there’s the breakfast of champi-Tens!”

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Luke: “You rode into the coffee shop on a horse with no name”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, you know what? I, I get a lot of Luke Skywalker references; so, I’m allowed to do it… ‘kay? I have an easily… I have an easily joked about name myself; so, I… I just, I understand it. I’ve lived it, Andrew… You haven’t… I’m your father… Oh, God”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke whistling the Old Spice jingle and Andrew saying “Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, hello Marcelo… People try to tell me my head’s too big for my body; and, I say, ‘Too big for what? (Too big for what?)’ Oh, hello, Marcelo”

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Luke and Andrew: “Veronica. Sorry… Veronica! (I guarantee you, she’s never heard that before)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well… you’re the hottie. You get to do what you want (I’m… flying in hot)”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: Singing a few notes from Jack Johnson’s “Bubble Toes”

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Nora McInerny and Andrew: “I typically don’t like podcasts where just two people talk (Mmm-hmm)”

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Nora McInerny, Andrew and Luke: Nora and Luke singing the melody to a Jack Johnson song while Andrew is trying to figure out what it is to play it

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Nora McInerny, Luke and Andrew: “And, when you wear your hair down, no one knows you have this, like… little secret… She’s got a big secret. Yes!”

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Clips From TBTL #2861

Andrew: “All the forces of nature kind of made this weirdness happen… in my life, I feel like”

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Andrew: “And, that… will be the last thing I say on the Buffalo Wild Wings hot couch”

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Andrew: “But, look at it go!!”

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Andrew: “Captain Burbank and the Sky Crimes”

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Andrew: “Hey, Andrew. How do you guys figure out what to talk about everyday, day in and day out, on your podcast? Well, friends. Sometimes we just watch TV in the middle of the night and record it”

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Andrew: “Just run to the dugout, buddy… Just stay down!!!”

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Andrew: “Maybe he’ll just get a hit. I thought that his first at bat he might actually get a hit. That’s how delusional I am”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Oh… I see what the bad news is”

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Andrew: “This is probably a terrible idea; so, I’m open to anything else, literally”

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Andrew: “We also… sometimes… just… ya know… squirt out a three hour show”

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Andrew: “Well… you never know… like, every other team… could get… small pox!”

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Andrew: “You are gonna… Burbank it”

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Andrew: “You know, it warms my cock a little bit” (Edited)

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Andrew: “You know, it warms my cockles a little bit”

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Luke: “Have you met me? I’m very sketchy”

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Luke: “I do have a couple of non…sports related topics that were… jangling about in my head”

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Luke: “I don’t… accept… the bag tag from them”

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Luke: “If you’re… if you’re a sketchball like I am”

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Luke: “It’s gonna be okay Burbs”

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Luke: “Lord… if it be possible, take this burden from me!”

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Luke: “My goodness gracious”

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Luke: Singing “Better run to the dugout”

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Luke: Singing “She’s got cleats… She gotta be wearing them”

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Luke: “This is why we can’t have nice championships”

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Nora McInerny: Promo spot for her new book

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Steve Neuman: “You see, it was a DILF shirt. But, the ‘DILF’ stood for: Dedicated… Intelligent… Loving… Father. I’m not, I wish I was kidding Luke. I really do”

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Clips From TBTL #2843

Luke: “And, as somebody wrote on the… TBTL Slack page… ‘I miss Andrew and I miss Andrew’s audio levels;’ and, I would say to that person… You and me both, buddy… you and me both”

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Luke: “And, it warmed my heart so much on a Friday morning!”

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Luke: “And, that… my friends… is what makes me… a terrible… American”

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Luke: “Apparently, turning forty-two made me think I’m turning seventy-two”

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Luke: “Because, nobody asked for this”

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Luke: “Don’t look to your left or you’ll… you may see a Fat Cobra”

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Luke: “Easy guys, she’s taken”

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Luke: “Everything’s cool”

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Luke: “I don’t know how I missed the sign”

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Luke: “I, I’ve been through so many… and the listeners… have been along for every not interesting stage of the ride”

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Luke: “I’m recording a podcast, guys! It’s cool… Everything’s cool”

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Luke: “I’m Scott Petersoning it so hard!”

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Luke: “Is this… woman the world’s most conscientious dog-napper? What is going on?”

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Luke: “It’s normcore… run amok”

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Luke: “Oh my God. I’m doing a thing… that I don’t like it when other people do!”

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Luke: “Oh my God… it’s so good, you guys… I don’t want it to be good! I hate that it’s good!! It upsets me… that it’s good; but… that’s a good sip of coffee”

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Luke: Saying “Look, that comes out of my pay!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “That makes-a the sound so nice” in a funny accent

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Luke: Saying “We can’t shoot in these” as Arvydas Sabonis

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Luke: Saying “Welcome back to the show” in a funny manner

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Luke: “So, stay with us. It’s TBT–“

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Luke: “So, stay with us. It’s TBT… [insert promo] …L”

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Luke: “Something feels wrong about this”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “Your long national nightmare is over; because… Andrew is back on Monday; so, everything will be… beautiful again”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “I think I know what I’m doing, by the way (Oh, yeah)”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: Nora reacting to Luke saying the name of a Portland adult bookstore “Fat Cobra”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “Well, it’s gonna be a short show… (Yeah) McInerny”

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Nora McInerny: “I’m sorry. This is really weird for me; cuz, I’m so fucking high”

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Nora McInerny: “Is this dorky?”

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Nora McInerny: “That skirt should be shorter”

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Clips From TBTL #2748

Andrew: “A Whirling Dervish of Apology?”

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Andrew: “Alright, what’s the, what do I… what should I do here with my headphones? Right now, I got one ear on, one ear off. Should I have two ears on? No ears? What’s the best headphone look for me?”

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Andrew: “And, something… wet touches… my finger”

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Andrew: “Get your own podcast, Nora!”

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Andrew: “I think I was trying not to sweat on the producer”

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Andrew: “I’m putting that on my résumé! That’s awesome!”

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Andrew: “It was really gross!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, the Booger-mobile?”

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Andrew: “Thanks, Chris! You’re the best!”

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Andrew: “This is getting weird, though”

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Andrew: “This is my worst nightmare!”

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Andrew: “This was a bad hangover”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, look! I’m not sniffling and coughing… I just don’t know what planet I’m on. Yes”

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Andrew and Luke: “I gave him ample time to clean it up, while I was shopping… and, I came home to the same booger… That’s three stars… What if it was a different booger? Three…”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is… disgusting! It is terrible… Thanks for asking”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s true!? That happened! You were there! No, I didn’t hear that part”

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Andrew and Luke: “You graduated magna cum laude, I believe. Am I correct on that? Magna cum louder. Oh, shit! Still got it”

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Andrew, Luke and Nora McInerny: Andrew’s sweat stained Cleveland Browns shirt at Mancini’s story

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Kristina Lopez: Saying “Oh my God!” in a Minnesotan accent

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Kristina Lopez: “You’re you and your brother’s your brother”

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Kristina Lopez, Luke and Andrew: Pronouncing the word “Drawing”

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Luke: “Are you ready for that mindfuck?”

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Luke: “Baba Booey!!”

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Luke: “Dude… I am buzzing”

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Luke: “I just lost my shit”

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Luke: Singing “Have I told you lately that I was hospitalized?”

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Luke: “The crowd goes fucking wild”

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Luke: “This… place is a real, real crap-shack”

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Luke: “What a messed up world that would be”

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Luke: “Yeah. Great. What… can’t that… motherfucker do”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you high as balls right now? I kind of am”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you need some alcohol; or, are you high enough on drugs? I’ve, I’m on a very potent mixture right now. Thank you (Okay. Good)”
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Luke and Nora McInerny: “George Thorogood’s ‘Bad to the Bone’… (Oh, God!) Such a shit-bag song”

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Nora McInerny: “Bitch, we live… on a street… People can park wherever they want, dude. Wherever they want!”

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Nora McInerny: “I’m so vulnerable to being murdered by a husband”

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Nora McInerny: “It’s just one big staircase!”

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Nora McInerny and Andrew: “Are you a Luke… or are you an Andrew? And, I said, ‘I’m a Luke; but… wouldn’t we all like to be an Andrew’. What!!?”

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Steve Neuman: “I’m very Minnesotan. It’s… it hurts to be praised. You don’t want that to happen… because, then people think you’re cool.. and, then, you’re sad”

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Clips From TBTL #2683

Luke: “And, then, I told her, ‘Oh, this is no big deal. I know this is gonna be fine.’ And, then, I open it. I was like, ‘This is not gonna be fine'”

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Luke: “And, we just run up and down the mall… sucking on white chocolates… That was my childhood”

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Luke: “Aw, shit!”

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Luke: “Feliz… cumpleaños”

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Luke: “Fuck you!”

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Luke: “Give me a break!”

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Luke: “I did it”

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Luke: “I don’t know why I’m having so many traffic woes right now”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Luke’s in charge of recording the show and wasn’t sure if the show was recorded properly and could be posted

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Luke: “Not true at all, Nora”

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Luke: “Oh… my… God… I am not able to function in the adult human world… by myself”

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Luke: Quietly saying “I am so… so screwed!”

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Luke: “She likes you, dude… you… ya dummy!”

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Luke: “She-shed”

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Luke: “They’re made of some weird-ass milk… whey dust or something”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “Nora, as always, thank you so much for taking time out of your schedule… I really appreciate it. It’s really fun talking to you. (Thank you, Andrew for, for… for leaving… You know)”

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Luke and Nora McInerny: “Well… I, I wanna tell you what happened; but, I don’t want to spoil those episodes for you. So… Yeah, don’t spoil it for me. Don’t spoil it. Don’t spoil it”

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Nora McInerny: “Bish, you do not”

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Nora McInerny: “Brag, brag”

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Nora McInerny: “Exactly… Exactly”

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Nora McInerny: “It would not be worth it. Nothing… would be worth that… Okay?”

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Nora McInerny: “One, thanks for ruining it for me”

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Nora McInerny: “Watch your back, Walsh”

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Nora McInerny: “Wow!”

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Clips From TBTL #2664: Part Two

Luke: “And, by the way… welcome to… Moms on the Net”

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Luke: “But, if I fire one off and it’s, kinda, going hot and heavy… which is, oddly sexual… for a tweet”

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Luke: “Dafuq”

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Luke: “Damn, this is hard!”

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Luke: “Do these snacks smell like chloroform? We call ’em a Henry bar. Sniff these”

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Luke: “Everything was coming up Stu!”

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Luke: “He’s Andrew (Ooooh!) Walsh”

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Luke: “Hold on to your butts”

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Luke: “I believe, that this… will be my financial Waterloo”

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Luke: “I’m a wannabe bouge”

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Luke: “I’m bougie adjacent”

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Luke: “I’m… I’m kinda riding dirty right now”

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Luke: “Is it Boo-roo Rey? [ph]

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, everybody”

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Luke: “Oh, shit… Things are hard”

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Luke: “Ooh! Explicit”

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Luke: “People are thinking about a thing I did today”

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Luke: Singing “Gettysburg! That’s was a thing where Lincoln said important stuff”

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Luke: Singing “Old Man Tucker was a fine old man. Washed his pace–his face in a frying pan. Combed his hair with a wagon wheel. Died with a toothache in his heel”

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Luke: Singing “Who can say if Stu’s making that up”

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Luke: “That’s very TBTL of you, though, Nora”

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Luke: “That’s your fear talking, my friend (I am petrified)”

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Luke: “There are some parts of This American… I almost called it ‘This American Life’… Imagine ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ hosted by Ira Glass… No, don’t; cuz, we don’t have two hours”

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Luke: “This is not a drill!”

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Luke: “We’ll be dealing with your people, Nora and Stu”

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Luke: “What the eff!?”

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Luke: “Who gives a shit”

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Luke: “Would you like to come to my Corn Palace?”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke: “You and I were separated… at birth… McInerny”

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Luke: “You love him more than Daddy!”

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Luke and Andrew: Double indroppity

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Luke and Andrew: “Flapdoodles. Oh!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a GIF, that’s a GIF that keeps on GIF-ing (Yeah!)”

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Luke and Andrew: When Andrew laughs, he leaks

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “But… you must have been on cloud nine, or St. Cloud Nine… (What?!?) Got there! (Oh, Goddamnit) I… just… drop me off at the next exit, Nora”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Have you ever hitchhiked? Oh, God, no! No! No!”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “She keeps it realtor (She does)”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “What do you think about this hitchhiking plan? Umm, I think you’re out of your minds; but, I think you’re out of your minds, in a good way… Does that… sound… half-hearted, or not?”

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Luke, Kristina Lopez and Andrew: Going from John Wayne Gacy town to a town named Hannibal

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Luke, Steve Neuman, Andrew and Nora McInerny: “And, good luck to all!”

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