Clips From TBTL #1857

Andrew describes how he would murder someone and get rid of the evidence

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Andrew: “Honestly, whether it’s on the show or not on the show, I’m usually just kind of staring out the window thinking about birds.”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what this phone sounds like; but, I’ll just sneak it up behind you and hope it’s not too weird.”

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Andrew: “I want to start saying ‘Quinoa'”

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm… what!?!” in response to Luke wanting to talk about Portland’s commercial real estate market

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Andrew: “No, you never want to go down the plug hole”

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Andrew: “Public Radio Hype Man”

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Andrew: “The problem with successful people who are heavy drinkers”

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Andrew: “This is going to sound weird”

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Andrew: “This show, from time to time, has gone down the plug hole”

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Andrew: “Way inappropoes”

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Andrew: “What?!?”

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Andrew: “You know that? If this joke doesn’t work out, I’m dead.”

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Luke: Andrew “Hodor El Ropo Hollywood Fireball” Walsh

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Luke: “Assuming you’re going to win the Powerball; which I do, because I’m not smart”

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Luke: “But to make a boring story over”

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Luke: “Humbletown is right next to Embarrassmentville”

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Luke: “I consider myself a heavy person who’s a successful drinker”

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Luke: “Now we’re cooking with snores”

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Luke singing “Ain’t nobody wolfin’ around”

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Luke: “That’s bro on bro violence”

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Luke: “You should be called Garlic Gulch because of all of the I-talians”

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Luke: “You’re pitching, when you wolfing around the north public radio scene”

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Luke and Andrew: Killing two shows with one stone

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Luke and Andrew: Luke might be making both Live Wire! and TBTL less enjoyable to listen

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Luke and Andrew: Luke wants to talk about the commercial real estate market in Portland

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Luke and Andrew: Portal is not a verb

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Luke and Andrew: “Those are people calling to tell you ‘shut up!'”

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Luke and Andrew: You could love the TBTL-a-Thon dolls in a creepy way, but they are not machine washable

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Luke, Andrew and Phyllis: Describing the phone ringing sound Andrew played while Phyllis gave a TBTL-a-Thon pledge request talk

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Phyllis: “You gotta be, ‘ha ha, you guys are so funny with your jokes'”

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Clips From Episode #1852

Luke was still on his way back to Port Townsend, so Andrew took the reigns to the show and had Phyllis Fletcher on as guest co-host. The show closed out with a re-airing of show #1668.

Andrew: “Can’t help, I don’t wanna help, there’s no time to help!”

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Andrew: “I know that I’ve bored everybody”

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Andrew: “I thought that was pretty shitty”

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Andrew: “It was Saturday night, I was outside smoking my shame cigarette in my alley way”

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Andrew’s whistling noises are from his “bah-ah-dee”

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Andrew: “Why did I say that?”

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Phyllis: “And there’s a slam book”

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Phyllis: “Big mopey face time”

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Phyllis: “Eff you, man!”

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Phyllis: “I should Andrew myself and interrupt myself…”

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Phyllis: “Wah-wah”

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Clips From Show #1846

Andrew’s awesome laugh while Luke tells a quick story

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Andrew: “Be my friend, be my friend!”

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Andrew: “Clog up our ear holes”

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Andrew: “Erg!”

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Andrew explaining how Vines can get millions of views

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Andrew explaining the rowing machine fish game

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Andrew: “Get the heck out of bed!”

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Andrew: “Heh heh heh, funny thing about that”

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Andrew: “I may be too dumb for this dumb show”

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Andrew: “I need, seriously, to get my ‘S’ together”

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Andrew: “No, not really. I’m fat.”

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Andrew: “Nope.”

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Andrew: “Perfect for, like, pushing teeny bopper girls’s buttons”

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Andrew singing “I’m-a get my Erg on”

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Andrew: “This confuses me…”

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Luke: “And old man, me, will yell at cloud”

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Luke: “Don’t funk with your ear funk”

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Luke: “Getting up in them ear guts”

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Luke: “Homie looks good!”

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Luke: “I also have a long running, kind of, dislike for Vine”

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Luke: “I’ll tell you something, bro”

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Luke: “Kind of almost running down the stairs in front of my house, ‘hey, talk to me!'”

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Luke: “Little, tiny ‘musicus interruptus'”

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Luke singing “This is how he uses it”

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Luke: “So, yay for me”

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Luke: “Yeeeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Also, when I was holding him, or her(?) … Her!?!? (The dog?)”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew’s reaction to Luke getting ear junk when taking out his ear plugs

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Luke and Andrew: “Cloud hollerin’, cloud hollering”

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Luke and Andrew: Good co-hosting and great sidekick

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Luke and Andrew: “Let’s go ahead and leave those sounds for the gym. Nope, nope.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s wife, Carey, get tired of Luke’s Vine watching

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Phyllis and Andrew closing out the show

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Phyllis and Luke: “No! What!?!?”

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