Clips From TBTL #1907

Andrew: “Dr. Dre isn’t actually a medical doctor at all. That’s a doctorate, in beats.”

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Andrew: “Felicia is probably listening and probably thinking ‘I nominated Bully!’ Yes you did Felicia, and I’m sorry about that imitation of your voice.”

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Andrew: “I do most of the shows black-out drunk”

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Andrew: “I don’t want to betray my ignorance”

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Andrew: “I have the Internet’s number”

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Andrew: “I mean, the nice thing about your e-mails is that you never send a nice one. So I can always tell, if it sounds like it’s nice, you’re being sarcastic.”

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Andrew: “I mean, you know, let’s not go to gross town”

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Andrew: Imitating a listener named Felicia “I nominated Bully!”

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Andrew: Imitating Rob Schneider “Look at Andrew, slandering my daughter”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing “Okay”

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Andrew: “Less Walsh, more Stu”

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Andrew: “More Iron Talk?”

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Andrew: “Ooh, buckle in people, this is going to gross you out”

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Andrew: “Then, you’re my fact-checking Omi”

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Andrew: “This whole endeavor has been the least dignified, dignified thing of my life”

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Andrew: “Umm, no.”

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Andrew: “We’re talking about innocent babes, who are just kind of like, ‘I don’t like the cranky one!'”

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Andrew: Yelling “I’m not a child!”

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Andrew: “Yoinks!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hotel, motel… Holiday Inn, say what?”

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Andrew and Luke: “However, DJ Deductible, now that guy… Possible show title…”

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Luke: Doing the donkey sound at the end of El Ropo theme and says “Sorry I did that…Hi Boss!”

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Luke: “Hi Boss!”

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Luke: “It was scuba-licious”

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Luke: “Just get, just get broth on it”

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Luke: “Ugh! My boss is such a dick!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m ad-libbing that one (Really)”

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Luke and Andrew: Imitating Rob Schneider “Not paying child support! Not paying child support.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Strep throat, (it’s an orcalogical [sic]) you’re family”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thought Number 1: Chicken noodle soup, bro… (Yes, I know) for the soul!”

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Luke and Andrew: “…what I’m trying to say, not to put too fine a point on it (No, you didn’t)”

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Luke and Steve Nelson: “We don’t have an app, do we. Are we getting an app? …sorry, you’re breaking up”

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Steve Nelson: Quiet “Yeah!”

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Steve Nelson and Andrew: “Andrew, do you want to weigh in? Umm, no.”

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Steve Nelson and Andrew: “I only threw my phone across the room once during that episode (Oh!)”

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Clips From TBTL #1859

Andrew: “Go spelunking through the bowels of the Internet”

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Andrew: “Just blowing through nap time, aren’t we?”

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Andrew: “Just remember, there’s more plush to love with my doll”

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Andrew: “That’s what you get when you tune into the TBTL Zoo”

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Andrew: “The sweet thing is, I take a vacation all the time and you just don’t even notice”

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Andrew: “Today’s my hump day”

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Andrew and Luke: “TBTL mugs that have little cartoon images of your face and my face on it, and you face… Who are you facing?”

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Luke: “Burbs” in the style of Pitbull

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Luke: “Andrew ‘Fireball Boom Boom Hodor’ Walsh”

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Luke: “Burbs”

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Luke doing the “El Ropo” whistle

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Luke: “Fireball and Burbs in the morning”

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Luke: “Fireball and the Burbs”

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Luke: “I can’t decide if that was the greatest or worst 11 seconds in TBTL broadcast history”

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Luke: “I mean, that’s not how the Burbs does”

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Luke: “Thank god it’s not Jamie Lee Curtis talking about outercourse”

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Luke: “This time it’s personal: Steve ‘El Ropo’ Nelson versus Bach-toberfest”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke explaining the “Japan’s #1 Morning Show” and “Japan’s #1 Mixer” names and titles

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Luke and Andrew: Possible show title “The Whole Thing Was Awful…Everyday”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve got the Burbs guarantee on it…”

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Steve Nelson: “If you’re at the dentist office and you believe in TBTL”

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Steve Nelson: “In general, if you’re going on vacation, just remember to let your boss know”

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Steve Nelson: TBTL-a-Thon Donation Promo Message

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Steve Nelson: “We had a promotion, it was a classical station I worked at, called Bach-toberfest… I’m not making this up.”

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Clips From Show #1840

Andrew crushes Luke with his childhood stories

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Andrew: “Don’t tell me what I think of is the base of my thumb”

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Andrew: “Go on”

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Andrew: “How long does this go? How long does this go on? I’m done!”

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Andrew needs his space

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God, that’s it, I just broke myself forever”

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Andrew: “Okay now, let’s do this. Sorry, that’s what you always say when we go to break.”

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Andrew: String of disgusted groans in reaction to Luke cracking and popping his knuckles

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Andrew: “What I say something definitive… I’m always wrong”

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Andrew: “You’re Burbanking it!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew tells a story about being teased and called an “eggroll”

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Andrew and Luke: “Steve Nelson… he’s our boss!”

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Luke: “Fart locker”

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Luke: “I am running those bases…”

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Luke: “I have so many joints, bro.”

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Luke: “My feet were fucking freezing!”

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Luke: “Really. You walk around with a fucking cat on your shoulder and a coonskin cap on, you’re gonna get some hop-ons”

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Luke and Andrew: Attempts to pronounce “archipelago”

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Luke and Andrew: It’s a “Fart Locker”, not a “Fart Chamber”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke asking if he could crack his other thumb knuckle

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Luke and Andrew: Luke goes through his process of cracking his knuckles

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Luke and Andrew: Luke is Burbanking it

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Luke and Andrew: “SIL”, not “SOL”

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Luke and Andrew: Things are getting serious between Luke and Andrew

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Bryan Daste’s “El Ropo” Remixes

One of Luke and Andrew’s latest obsession is the song that is played on El Ropo’s website when the page is loaded. Specifically, they are obsessed over the portion of the song that sounds like it came from a spaghetti Western TV show or film.

The guys recently requested someone to remake a version of that song that replaces “El Ropo” with American Public Media/Infinite Guest’s Steve Nelson. Bryan Daste came to the rescue and created several versions of that theme for Andrew, Luke and Steve.

Andrew Walsh

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Instrumental

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Luke Burbank

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Steve Nelson

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Clips From Show #1825

Poop and sewer talk continues to be a topic on show #1825, in which the guys get MSNBC’s Chris Hayes on the phone (Chris’s clips are found here) to discuss the effects of “flushable” wet wipes.

Andrew: “If you start calling me ‘El Bobo'”

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Andrew: “That’s what I’m calling the ‘Key to the Show'”

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Andrew: “Things are gonna start happening to me now”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’ve got a couple of keys to the show Luke”

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Andrew and Luke: “With great jam stand comes great responsibility…”

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Luke describes TBTL Tens and listeners vs Steve Nelson

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Luke: “Jam out with our stand out”

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Luke: “Our listeners are like the unsullied from the Game of Thrones”

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Luke: “Steve Nelson criticize TBTL. We take on Steve Nelson.”

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Luke: “This is where it’s gonna get really delicious for everybody”

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Luke and Andrew: “The new mic stands are here!”

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