Tag: Steve Neuman

Andrew: “A soupy, delicious mess of magical realism”

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Andrew: “And, I would boil rocks that I would find on hikes; and, somehow, Genevieve stayed with me”

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Andrew: “Every time… it’s a, it’s a gut punch I look forward to”

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Andrew: “Here’s what’s, here’s what’s driving me crazy”

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Andrew: “Ho-ho-hos”

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Andrew: “I don’t know!!”

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Andrew: “I would say, if you can’t name the bone in your face, you don’t need it. Get rid of it. Take it out”

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Andrew: “Just sing it normal!!”

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Andrew: “Leave the gun, take the aioli”

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Andrew: “Oh, did they change the name from ‘Walshing It’?”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, yeah!”

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Andrew: “P. P. Arnold? Hell, no!! Cat Stevens at work!?”

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Andrew: “Pajama-gramma”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Andrew: Saying “I vote… yes” while playing a gavel pounding drop

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Andrew: Singing two notes in a Smash Mouth-like manner

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Andrew: Singing two notes in a Smash Mouth-like manner #2

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Andrew: “So, anyway, good morning everybody. It was a wart”

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Andrew: “What the hell!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I think they can freeze them and they, and they can burn ’em”

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Andrew: “You just got gross person bingo”

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Andrew and Luke: “Damnit, Doug! Back at it again with the bad suggestions (Okay)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hell, yeah!! (Oh, yeah!!) Hell, yeah!! Comp… Compound W? At work? Oh, yeah! Hell, yeah!”

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Andrew ad Luke: “If you don’t mind… in case… I was talking about some growth on my thumb, in the past couple of weeks, that I found more and more concerning… Mystery solved… (Yes, you did talk about it on the show) it was a wart… So, anyway, good morning everybody. It was a wart”

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Andrew and Luke: “Leave the cannoli? Leave the aioli? Take the cannoli. Take the cannoli! Damnit, I missed it! Goddamnit! Of course”

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Andrew and Luke: Singing “TBTL Thing Called Love (Oh, this thing… called love)”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, afterwards, when you guys go out… for dinner, after a show… and, somebody comes and they take your order, is that your Wait Wait waiter? Sorry… That is. It’s exactly how it is. I cannot believe… he just made… that… joke”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, it’s used to treat warts, acne, ringworm, dandruff… psoriasis… I’ve got all six of those! Oh, hey! Bingo! Dang, man! This is killing six birds with one acid! You just got gross person bingo”

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Luke: “All of this dumb shit makes sense to me”

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Luke: “Hell naw!!!”

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Luke: “Hell, no!”

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Luke: “I don’t have any calls, cuz I have bad… service!!”

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Luke: “Now, who’s gross”

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Luke: “Pitter-patter, let’s get at her”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: “She’s, she’s true to this, not new to this”

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Luke: Singing “She has trouble acting normal when she’s… nervous!!”

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Luke: Singing “Some…body once told me the first cut was the deepest” as Smash Mouth

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Luke: “Super, healthy-ass mayo”

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Luke: “They’re almost-a-grams”

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Luke: “This is killing six birds with one acid!”

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Luke: “You… described it in the grossest way possible; which, is not your style. That’s more… to be honest, that’s more my territory; and, I would like you to stay out of it, please”

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Luke and Andrew: “Aw, shit-snacks!! (I don’t know)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Christ on a crutch!! (I know)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Holy Blursday! Oh my God!! It’s Blur–I almost blew… We’re just blowing through Blursday, aren’t we?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, shit. I get why these weird-ass hippies have been eating this stuff for so long. No offense, weird-ass hippies”

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Steve Neuman: “Back to you, dinguses”

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Steve Neuman: “Hey, Luke. Hey, Clam-drew. It’s Stu from Internet”

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Andrew: “Calm down, ya comfort turkeys!”

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Andrew: “Every time I turn on the Internet… he’s more famous”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna look at a snake on a plane”

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Andrew: “I dunno what to tell ya”

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Andrew: “I had this wire thing in my pants that I was clicking”

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Andrew: “My God!”

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Andrew: Singing some version of the Super Mario Bros. underground theme

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Andrew: “Take that, art world!”

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Andrew: Things were getting a little fuzzy for Andrew after drinking some whiskey and tequila

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Andrew and Luke: “First of all, I do wanna say that I had this wire thing in my pants that I was clicking when you were picking out which pull tabs to; and, I was trying to signal to you which ones to grab. Please, never tell me about the wire thingy in your pants… just, from an HR standpoint”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, I got five fingers and I wouldn’t cut any of them off. Oh my God. Are we really… (No) doing that again? No, we’re not”

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Andrew and Luke: “You got two golds, why flaunt your bronze? (Exactly)”

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Luke: “#MassholeLifestyle”

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Luke: “Are you the most famous person in this… room right now!?”

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Luke: “Dang it! So close”

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Luke: “Do you get Google on your phone?”

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Luke: “I got… eighty dollars of pull tab money burning a hole in my pocket”

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Luke: “I, I don’t even wanna know how much internal eye-rolling, at my behavior, you must do on a daily basis; and, just… you know, just silently… putting up with my BS”

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Luke: “I’m pro-any animal… I don’t want humans on the plane. That’s the thing”

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Luke: “My name is Kai Ryssdal”

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Luke: Singing “Hijacks, woo!”

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Luke: Singing “She did me. She did you”

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Luke: “Somebody better get these… horses on this plane”

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Luke: “That explains a lot”

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Luke: “That’s what I’m saying! Get a new look, Frank!!”

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Luke: “The hand sanitizer lotion is very slippery. It’s gonna be difficult for me to activate the sound effects; but, I’m gonna try to do it”

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Luke: “Well, come on now!!”

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Luke: “You’ve always donated to TBTL… and, that’s why we won’t have to… correct you”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I feel like I got through the segment without saying anything hurtful; and, now, it’s the point (Here we go) where I… Let me see if I can slide this under the wire (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing the Super Mario Bros. underground theme and Andrew saying “Watch out, there’s a fireball!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s just a little… (Yeah) little sunshine in your pocket”

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Luke and Andrew: “The world’s least satisfying cafetorium (Yeah)”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: Singing “Debaser”

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Steve Neuman: Cute laugh

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Steve Neuman: “I’m a comfort Andrew”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, God”

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Steve Neuman: “She hates two things: immigrants and fluoride; and, she all out of fluoride”

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Steve Neuman: “Their donuts are roughly the size of a toilet seat”

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Steve Neuman: “You son of a bitch”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: Singing “Viral Americans! It was the Viral American”

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Andrew: “As I… as I was doing the explosion sounds… I just realized what I just did to myself there”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit. That’s gonna be isolated”

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Andrew: “Bear with me here, Burbank”

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Andrew: “But, there are poop germs in the air!”

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Andrew: “Coming up! Odell Beckham? Ninety million dollars? What’s going on here? Stay tuned for our segment, ‘What’s Going On Here?'”

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Andrew: “Coming up! Odell Beckham? Ninety million dollars? What’s going on here? Stay tuned for our segment, ‘What’s Going On Here?’ Aw, shit. That’s gonna be isolated”

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Andrew: “Don’t pretend you don’t know it… Don’t. I’m sorry. Don’t pretend. I can’t… I’m getting more bold… here”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!!”

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Andrew: “How to Run a Questionable Business… by Mr. Sadighi”

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Andrew: “I know why you’re calling out the media on this; but, I also think the system’s effed”

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Andrew: “I reject something… and, that is something called… mid-season premieres or mid-season finales… It’s not a fucking thing”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get into some complaining territory here”

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Andrew: “I’ve got something to say!”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: Making explosion sounds

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Andrew: “Never joke with you about things you may or may not have tweeted possibly while high or drunk”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That Truth campaign is off the rails, man!”

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Andrew: “This is our new segment called… ‘Yeah, I’m done. You know what I’m saying'”

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Andrew: “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Dick”

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Andrew: “Two Brogans, broging it up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What Happened to My Erection? by Doctor… (Right!) Down There… Parts (Exactly)”

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Luke: “As the intro music was playing, I was… Googling about”

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Luke: “Brogs before hoges [ph]“

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Luke: “Cuz, I was gonna blow your damn mind”

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Luke: “I feel used and abused”

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Luke: “I was eating that shit up with a spoon”

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Luke: “It’s a real shit show in that Toyota 4Runner when you hear me singing along”

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Luke: “It’s a Tuesday afternish… [sic] Tuesday afternoon edition… Breathless… I am breathless here at the top of the show”

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Luke: “It’s called… Mr. I’m a Man of Few Words’s Monster”

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Luke: “Just fucking go!”

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Luke: “Just fucking go!” #2

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Luke: Quietly saying “Just fucking go”

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Luke: “Rudy! Get in here, dude!”

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Luke: Saying “Despite what a certain corpulent… corpulent dinosaur told ya, hey, babe?” as a low-rent Dennis Miller

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Luke: “That’s like one of the first times you really know sadness”

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Luke: “This is like me saying I’m gonna save money; and, this is my stomach being, like ‘Bitch, what?'”

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Luke: “This is our new segment called… ‘Let me finish, jerk!'”

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Luke and Andrew: “But… man! This place… was a shit show (Hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a man of few burps… But, those burps will count… Yeah! And, so are my under-bubbles”

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Luke and Andrew: “Two Brogs… Broging it up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why do I know this song? Cuz, it’s by OK-fucking-Go… Oh, yeah”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail message explaining what a “river show” and what a “true river show” mean

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Andrew: “Andrew told me to watch this show and it sucks!”

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Andrew: “Beep”

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Andrew: “But, I’m… mostly… enamored by the way they got in front of my eyeballs”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry, dear listener”

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Andrew: “First, they win, then they lose. Then, they win, then they lose”

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Andrew: “Grand Poobah of the Lynx Club”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna show them. I’m just gonna show them I have a place on this team. That’s all I can do. All I can do is go out there and play my hardest”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s do this. We never do this on the show; but, let’s just, for a second, forget about the listeners”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Not to be nerdy about it”

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Andrew: “Okay… I’ve done my job for the day. Now, let me open up my Promotions tab and just go through a bunch of spam”

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Andrew: “One duck ducked under the water, never came back up. I’m still thinking about that duck”

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Andrew: Saying “We rent the boats here, sir” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Simmer down, Stu!”

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Andrew: “Six years I’ve been able to keep my… mouth shut while you’re doing your intro”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s Australian accent caused Andrew to say something during the intro before he was introduced

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Luke: “A-ha!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “How #content is forced into our eye-holes these days”

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Luke: “I also… Googled, ‘Am I a psychopath?’ today… Which, I don’t think I am”

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Luke: “I’m bring–bringing down the house!!”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m just kinda saying the same thing over and over again”

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Luke: “Inhaling anything… scares me”

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Luke: “Let’s get a guy trying to pull his junk out; and, now, things are getting interesting”

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Luke: “Let’s… do this!”

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Luke: “Please… my father was Surrealism. Just call me, Realism”

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Luke: Saying “Here I go, once again, with decisions” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Saying “I made a video on Snapchat about it, you can watch” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Oh my God, we’re out on this island” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “You call that… a missing person’s case? This is a missing person’s case” in a faux Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Let’s go Outback tonight”

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Luke: Singing “Take… these broken mugs”

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Luke: “TBTL!”

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Luke: The informal, not explicitly stated, but understood, rules of when Andrew can start speaking

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “You call that… a missing person’s case? This is a missing person’s case” in a faux Australian accent and Andrew saying “Nope!”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a series of funny thinking sounds

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Voicemail message and Andrew saying “Beep” at the end

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