Clips From TBTL #2748

Andrew: “A Whirling Dervish of Apology?”

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Andrew: “Alright, what’s the, what do I… what should I do here with my headphones? Right now, I got one ear on, one ear off. Should I have two ears on? No ears? What’s the best headphone look for me?”

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Andrew: “And, something… wet touches… my finger”

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Andrew: “Get your own podcast, Nora!”

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Andrew: “I think I was trying not to sweat on the producer”

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Andrew: “I’m putting that on my résumé! That’s awesome!”

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Andrew: “It was really gross!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, the Booger-mobile?”

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Andrew: “Thanks, Chris! You’re the best!”

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Andrew: “This is getting weird, though”

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Andrew: “This is my worst nightmare!”

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Andrew: “This was a bad hangover”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, look! I’m not sniffling and coughing… I just don’t know what planet I’m on. Yes”

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Andrew and Luke: “I gave him ample time to clean it up, while I was shopping… and, I came home to the same booger… That’s three stars… What if it was a different booger? Three…”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is… disgusting! It is terrible… Thanks for asking”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s true!? That happened! You were there! No, I didn’t hear that part”

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Andrew and Luke: “You graduated magna cum laude, I believe. Am I correct on that? Magna cum louder. Oh, shit! Still got it”

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Andrew, Luke and Nora McInerny: Andrew’s sweat stained Cleveland Browns shirt at Mancini’s story

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Kristina Lopez: Saying “Oh my God!” in a Minnesotan accent

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Kristina Lopez: “You’re you and your brother’s your brother”

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Kristina Lopez, Luke and Andrew: Pronouncing the word “Drawing”

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Luke: “Are you ready for that mindfuck?”

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Luke: “Baba Booey!!”

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Luke: “Dude… I am buzzing”

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Luke: “I just lost my shit”

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Luke: Singing “Have I told you lately that I was hospitalized?”

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Luke: “The crowd goes fucking wild”

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Luke: “This… place is a real, real crap-shack”

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Luke: “What a messed up world that would be”

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Luke: “Yeah. Great. What… can’t that… motherfucker do”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you high as balls right now? I kind of am”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you need some alcohol; or, are you high enough on drugs? I’ve, I’m on a very potent mixture right now. Thank you (Okay. Good)”
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Luke and Nora McInerny: “George Thorogood’s ‘Bad to the Bone’… (Oh, God!) Such a shit-bag song”

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Nora McInerny: “Bitch, we live… on a street… People can park wherever they want, dude. Wherever they want!”

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Nora McInerny: “I’m so vulnerable to being murdered by a husband”

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Nora McInerny: “It’s just one big staircase!”

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Nora McInerny and Andrew: “Are you a Luke… or are you an Andrew? And, I said, ‘I’m a Luke; but… wouldn’t we all like to be an Andrew’. What!!?”

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Steve Neuman: “I’m very Minnesotan. It’s… it hurts to be praised. You don’t want that to happen… because, then people think you’re cool.. and, then, you’re sad”

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Clips From TBTL #2746

Andrew: “Calm down, ya comfort turkeys!”

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Andrew: “Every time I turn on the Internet… he’s more famous”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna look at a snake on a plane”

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Andrew: “I dunno what to tell ya”

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Andrew: “I had this wire thing in my pants that I was clicking”

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Andrew: “My God!”

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Andrew: Singing some version of the Super Mario Bros. underground theme

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Andrew: “Take that, art world!”

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Andrew: Things were getting a little fuzzy for Andrew after drinking some whiskey and tequila

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Andrew and Luke: “First of all, I do wanna say that I had this wire thing in my pants that I was clicking when you were picking out which pull tabs to; and, I was trying to signal to you which ones to grab. Please, never tell me about the wire thingy in your pants… just, from an HR standpoint”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, I got five fingers and I wouldn’t cut any of them off. Oh my God. Are we really… (No) doing that again? No, we’re not”

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Andrew and Luke: “You got two golds, why flaunt your bronze? (Exactly)”

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Luke: “#MassholeLifestyle”

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Luke: “Are you the most famous person in this… room right now!?”

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Luke: “Dang it! So close”

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Luke: “Do you get Google on your phone?”

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Luke: “I got… eighty dollars of pull tab money burning a hole in my pocket”

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Luke: “I, I don’t even wanna know how much internal eye-rolling, at my behavior, you must do on a daily basis; and, just… you know, just silently… putting up with my BS”

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Luke: “I’m pro-any animal… I don’t want humans on the plane. That’s the thing”

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Luke: “My name is Kai Ryssdal”

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Luke: Singing “Hijacks, woo!”

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Luke: Singing “She did me. She did you”

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Luke: “Somebody better get these… horses on this plane”

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Luke: “That explains a lot”

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Luke: “That’s what I’m saying! Get a new look, Frank!!”

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Luke: “The hand sanitizer lotion is very slippery. It’s gonna be difficult for me to activate the sound effects; but, I’m gonna try to do it”

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Luke: “Well, come on now!!”

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Luke: “You’ve always donated to TBTL… and, that’s why we won’t have to… correct you”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I feel like I got through the segment without saying anything hurtful; and, now, it’s the point (Here we go) where I… Let me see if I can slide this under the wire (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing the Super Mario Bros. underground theme and Andrew saying “Watch out, there’s a fireball!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s just a little… (Yeah) little sunshine in your pocket”

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Luke and Andrew: “The world’s least satisfying cafetorium (Yeah)”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: Singing “Debaser”

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Steve Neuman: Cute laugh

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Steve Neuman: “I’m a comfort Andrew”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, God”

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Steve Neuman: “She hates two things: immigrants and fluoride; and, she all out of fluoride”

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Steve Neuman: “Their donuts are roughly the size of a toilet seat”

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Steve Neuman: “You son of a bitch”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: Singing “Viral Americans! It was the Viral American”

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Clips From TBTL #2729: Andrew Walsh and Steve Neuman Edition

Andrew: “Everything is earned! There is no good fortune! (Do you need an extra little bit of loving?)”

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Andrew: “I may never be on KIRO Radio again; because, I said, ‘No’ to a gig, or I backed out of a gig”

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Andrew: “I need a mug! I need another mug!”

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Andrew: Imitating microphone feedback

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Luke Burbank, Poop Detective”

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Andrew: Making tongue clicking sounds

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Andrew: “Mmm-hmm”

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Andrew: “Now, here’s the deal”

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Andrew: “Oh, this is Scam Likely… (Carol, hold my calls) Sorry, Mr. Likely… I’ll deal with you later”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Andrew: “Right. Stop”

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Andrew: Singing “Ring around the rosie”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Something will go through that radio station; where, everybody is sick around vacation and they’ll just… they’ll go through the bottom of the barrel; and, there I’ll be… just waiting”

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Andrew: “Sorry, everybody!”

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Andrew: “Tell me about intrusive thoughts. Talk about that”

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Andrew: “That makes a hundred percent sense”

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Andrew: “Would you legit be mad at me?”

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Steve Neuman: “Alright… Later, taters”

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Steve Neuman: Saying “Arliss!” as Adam Durtz

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Steve Neuman: Saying “Nervous!” as Adam Duritz

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Steve Neuman: Saying “Wassup” as Adam Duritz

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Steve Neuman: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Clips From TBTL #2715

Andrew: “As I… as I was doing the explosion sounds… I just realized what I just did to myself there”

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Andrew: “Aw, shit. That’s gonna be isolated”

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Andrew: “Bear with me here, Burbank”

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Andrew: “But, there are poop germs in the air!”

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Andrew: “Coming up! Odell Beckham? Ninety million dollars? What’s going on here? Stay tuned for our segment, ‘What’s Going On Here?'”

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Andrew: “Coming up! Odell Beckham? Ninety million dollars? What’s going on here? Stay tuned for our segment, ‘What’s Going On Here?’ Aw, shit. That’s gonna be isolated”

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Andrew: “Don’t pretend you don’t know it… Don’t. I’m sorry. Don’t pretend. I can’t… I’m getting more bold… here”

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Andrew: “Goddamnit!!”

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Andrew: “How to Run a Questionable Business… by Mr. Sadighi”

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Andrew: “I know why you’re calling out the media on this; but, I also think the system’s effed”

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Andrew: “I reject something… and, that is something called… mid-season premieres or mid-season finales… It’s not a fucking thing”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get into some complaining territory here”

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Andrew: “I’ve got something to say!”

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Andrew: Making a funny sound

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Andrew: Making explosion sounds

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Andrew: “Never joke with you about things you may or may not have tweeted possibly while high or drunk”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “That Truth campaign is off the rails, man!”

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Andrew: “This is our new segment called… ‘Yeah, I’m done. You know what I’m saying'”

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Andrew: “Twinkle, Twinkle Little Dick”

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Andrew: “Two Brogans, broging it up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What Happened to My Erection? by Doctor… (Right!) Down There… Parts (Exactly)”

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Luke: “As the intro music was playing, I was… Googling about”

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Luke: “Brogs before hoges [ph]

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Luke: “Cuz, I was gonna blow your damn mind”

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Luke: “I feel used and abused”

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Luke: “I was eating that shit up with a spoon”

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Luke: “It’s a real shit show in that Toyota 4Runner when you hear me singing along”

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Luke: “It’s a Tuesday afternish… [sic] Tuesday afternoon edition… Breathless… I am breathless here at the top of the show”

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Luke: “It’s called… Mr. I’m a Man of Few Words’s Monster”

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Luke: “Just fucking go!”

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Luke: “Just fucking go!” #2

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Luke: Quietly saying “Just fucking go”

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Luke: “Rudy! Get in here, dude!”

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Luke: Saying “Despite what a certain corpulent… corpulent dinosaur told ya, hey, babe?” as a low-rent Dennis Miller

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Luke: “That’s like one of the first times you really know sadness”

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Luke: “This is like me saying I’m gonna save money; and, this is my stomach being, like ‘Bitch, what?'”

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Luke: “This is our new segment called… ‘Let me finish, jerk!'”

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Luke and Andrew: “But… man! This place… was a shit show (Hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a man of few burps… But, those burps will count… Yeah! And, so are my under-bubbles”

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Luke and Andrew: “Two Brogs… Broging it up!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why do I know this song? Cuz, it’s by OK-fucking-Go… Oh, yeah”

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Steve Neuman: Voicemail message explaining what a “river show” and what a “true river show” mean

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Clips From TBTL #2704

Andrew: “Andrew told me to watch this show and it sucks!”

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Andrew: “Beep”

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Andrew: “But, I’m… mostly… enamored by the way they got in front of my eyeballs”

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Andrew: “Don’t worry, dear listener”

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Andrew: “First, they win, then they lose. Then, they win, then they lose”

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Andrew: “Grand Poobah of the Lynx Club”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna show them. I’m just gonna show them I have a place on this team. That’s all I can do. All I can do is go out there and play my hardest”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s do this. We never do this on the show; but, let’s just, for a second, forget about the listeners”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Not to be nerdy about it”

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Andrew: “Okay… I’ve done my job for the day. Now, let me open up my Promotions tab and just go through a bunch of spam”

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Andrew: “One duck ducked under the water, never came back up. I’m still thinking about that duck”

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Andrew: Saying “We rent the boats here, sir” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Simmer down, Stu!”

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Andrew: “Six years I’ve been able to keep my… mouth shut while you’re doing your intro”

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Andrew and Luke: Luke’s Australian accent caused Andrew to say something during the intro before he was introduced

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Luke: “A-ha!”

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Luke: Cute laugh

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Luke: “How #content is forced into our eye-holes these days”

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Luke: “I also… Googled, ‘Am I a psychopath?’ today… Which, I don’t think I am”

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Luke: “I’m bring–bringing down the house!!”

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Luke: “I’m, I’m just kinda saying the same thing over and over again”

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Luke: “Inhaling anything… scares me”

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Luke: “Let’s get a guy trying to pull his junk out; and, now, things are getting interesting”

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Luke: “Let’s… do this!”

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Luke: “Please… my father was Surrealism. Just call me, Realism”

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Luke: Saying “Here I go, once again, with decisions” as Strong Bad

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Luke: Saying “I made a video on Snapchat about it, you can watch” in a funny manner

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Luke: Saying “Oh my God, we’re out on this island” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “You call that… a missing person’s case? This is a missing person’s case” in a faux Australian accent

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Luke: Singing “Let’s go Outback tonight”

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Luke: Singing “Take… these broken mugs”

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Luke: “TBTL!”

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Luke: The informal, not explicitly stated, but understood, rules of when Andrew can start speaking

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Luke and Andrew: Luke saying “You call that… a missing person’s case? This is a missing person’s case” in a faux Australian accent and Andrew saying “Nope!”

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Luke and Andrew: Making a series of funny thinking sounds

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Steve Neuman and Andrew: Voicemail message and Andrew saying “Beep” at the end

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Clips From TBTL #2664: Part Two

Luke: “And, by the way… welcome to… Moms on the Net”

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Luke: “But, if I fire one off and it’s, kinda, going hot and heavy… which is, oddly sexual… for a tweet”

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Luke: “Dafuq”

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Luke: “Damn, this is hard!”

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Luke: “Do these snacks smell like chloroform? We call ’em a Henry bar. Sniff these”

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Luke: “Everything was coming up Stu!”

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Luke: “He’s Andrew (Ooooh!) Walsh”

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Luke: “Hold on to your butts”

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Luke: “I believe, that this… will be my financial Waterloo”

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Luke: “I’m a wannabe bouge”

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Luke: “I’m bougie adjacent”

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Luke: “I’m… I’m kinda riding dirty right now”

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Luke: “Is it Boo-roo Rey? [ph]

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, everybody”

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Luke: “Oh, shit… Things are hard”

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Luke: “Ooh! Explicit”

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Luke: “People are thinking about a thing I did today”

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Luke: Singing “Gettysburg! That’s was a thing where Lincoln said important stuff”

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Luke: Singing “Old Man Tucker was a fine old man. Washed his pace–his face in a frying pan. Combed his hair with a wagon wheel. Died with a toothache in his heel”

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Luke: Singing “Who can say if Stu’s making that up”

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Luke: “That’s very TBTL of you, though, Nora”

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Luke: “That’s your fear talking, my friend (I am petrified)”

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Luke: “There are some parts of This American… I almost called it ‘This American Life’… Imagine ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ hosted by Ira Glass… No, don’t; cuz, we don’t have two hours”

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Luke: “This is not a drill!”

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Luke: “We’ll be dealing with your people, Nora and Stu”

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Luke: “What the eff!?”

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Luke: “Who gives a shit”

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Luke: “Would you like to come to my Corn Palace?”

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Luke: “Wow!”

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Luke: “You and I were separated… at birth… McInerny”

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Luke: “You love him more than Daddy!”

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Luke and Andrew: Double indroppity

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Luke and Andrew: “Flapdoodles. Oh!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s a GIF, that’s a GIF that keeps on GIF-ing (Yeah!)”

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Luke and Andrew: When Andrew laughs, he leaks

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “But… you must have been on cloud nine, or St. Cloud Nine… (What?!?) Got there! (Oh, Goddamnit) I… just… drop me off at the next exit, Nora”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “Have you ever hitchhiked? Oh, God, no! No! No!”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “She keeps it realtor (She does)”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: “What do you think about this hitchhiking plan? Umm, I think you’re out of your minds; but, I think you’re out of your minds, in a good way… Does that… sound… half-hearted, or not?”

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Luke, Kristina Lopez and Andrew: Going from John Wayne Gacy town to a town named Hannibal

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Luke, Steve Neuman, Andrew and Nora McInerny: “And, good luck to all!”

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