TBTL 10th – Page 3 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “Maybe we should say it’s the Apple, Warby Parker, Tesla and TBTL of toothbrushes? No. It’s not the TBTL of toothbrushes… It’s much better than that”

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Andrew: “Moist. Sorry. I said that”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. You are a party animal!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh… I flarpin’ love it”

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Andrew: “Someone’s looking for a cut”

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Andrew: “What? I… I seriously said that?”

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Andrew: “What if you and I are, like, sine waves… that are… kind… well, that would mean we would cancel each other out. That’s no good”

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Andrew: “When am I gonna learn my lesson? Take one call, then turn it off!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I associate this hat mostly with Sean DeTore; which, is actually a problem for me, because… Is that a political statement? Yeah, right. I’m… I’m a DeToriate… I always vote straight ticket DeToriate”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is my computer turned on? I think so, we can hear it ringing, right? Yeah”

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Flarp Sound

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Clips From TBTL #2559: Part Two

January 23, 2018 January 28, 2018

Andrew and Luke: “And, I don’t wanna be rude either; and, these are people who I love dearly. I have to say that ‘cuz they’re probably listening… or, will be at some point. Andrew’s friends, if you’re listening, you can always call us, 205-575-8285. 205-575-8285”

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Andrew and Luke: “But, considering how I just started this damn show, (Exactly) I got no leg to stand on. You’ve outed yourself”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you have to wake up at 10, or you have to get on the plane at 10? Well, the flight’s at 11, so I’ll probably get up at 10. Shut up. I hate you so much”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you prefer to have an auto-faucet? I now do; and, it happened… it was just like turning the water (Who are you?) up on a frog. I had to idea (What’s happening to you?) what’s happening… This is a Live Wire thing (I had no idea what was happening to me)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I never… knew how podcasts work. (Yes) Thank you… for explaining it… finally. We put the ‘pot’ in ‘potcast'”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m gonna start just telling people I’m writing a book just so that I can be less ashamed. I’m writing Luke’s book. Can you build me a book in Minecraft? I can, actually!”

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Andrew and Luke: “More stuff!? Exactly. Get a rope!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Somebody brought a laser baldness helmet. That… first of all, is battery-powered. How dare you? At long last, have you no decency”

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Andrew and Luke: “They do not accept the promo code ‘TBTL’ at checkout… (What!?!) when you’re buying them IRL… I learned that the hard way. Bastards”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, do you want me to open the phones? Tell me when to open the phones. (Open the phones, Walsh!) And, use that, use that terminology. Yeah, okay. Open… open the phones”

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August: “It took, like, a few hours… and then, it became night, and I hided in it”

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Luke: “Even for us, there are tangents that we, there are rocks that we do not turn over; because, the grubby little tangents living under it are too icky… or boring”

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Luke: “He bought a Sprinter van; but, it doesn’t mean he thinks he’s better than anyone else”

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Luke: “How dare you? At long last, have you no decency”

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Luke: “I don’t think grocery stores were designed to be monogamous”

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Luke: “I got something coming out of my pores, it’s vodka… and, I apologize for the smell, everybody”

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Luke: “Or, are you one of those people that… actually are okay, being with yourself with silence… and, what is that like?”

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Luke: Saying “Don’t leave us!!” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Is this good? in a funny manner

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Luke: “See? You’re singing again”

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Luke: “This call is over!!”

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Luke: “We’re already fighting, Andrew”

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Luke: “We’re going out!!!”

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Luke: “Well, what do you know? From the back of a Butler Transportation… executive… Sprinter coach… This is… the first hour of the next twenty-four hours of our life. It’s the TBTL 10th Vanniversary”

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Luke: “What is this? Little House on the friggin’ Prairie?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And… we’re gonna do a lot… of fun stuff; and, some stuff that’s no so fun. Oh, no! I didn’t know about that either! Yeah. That’s how… twenty-four hour… vanniversary broadcast works”

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Luke and Andrew: “For the next… twenty-three or so hours, Andrew… follow every tangent. Yes. Leave no tangent behind!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hell to the nah! (Who wants that!!?) What is the purpose of that invention, ever? That’s so bad!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t D or D. No”

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Luke and Andrew: “I thought they called you, ‘The Surfer’? Well… they do now”

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Luke and Andrew: Saying “What’s the deal with the underside of…? Who are the seat wizards?” as Jerry Seinfeld

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Clips From TBTL #2559: Part One

January 23, 2018 January 28, 2018

Andrew: “Also, you’re a very private person”

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Andrew: “Anyway, that’s just a teaser. It’s not a good teaser; but, it’s a teaser”

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Andrew: Drawn out “Hooray for you!”

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Andrew: “How’s it reaching your earballs?”

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Andrew: “I am the one who clocks!!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t want to laugh; because… in case you were serious, I didn’t want to insult you”

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Andrew: “I don’t care about the money. I just care for the stuff”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna be shitty about this”

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Andrew: “I dunno, dude! Why are you yelling at me?”

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Andrew: “I got mine!”

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Andrew: “I hope Burt’s Bees isn’t like… too hippy-dippy”

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Andrew: “I smoked… tons of weed”

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Andrew: “I’m still Andrew… from… the Wallingford block”

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Andrew: “I’m sure that’s obvious to you, cuz you’re an adult”

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Andrew: Making a mouth farting noise

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Night’s coming. The spiders are gonna come!”

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Andrew: “Oh, sorry. Well, clearly, that wasn’t you”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah, I do this… in Minecraft”

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Andrew: “Okay. Yeah, we can stop”

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Andrew: Singing “Amazing Grace”

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Andrew: Singing “Ricola”

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Andrew: “That… worked!”

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Andrew: “What did you have in there!?”

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Andrew: “What’s the hurry!?”

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Andrew: “When does this stop being a podcast and more of a filibuster?”

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Andrew: “When people don’t like my stories, they can just interrupt me now. Are you ready for this?”

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Andrew: “Wow. You’ve changed… You’ve changed a lot”

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Andrew: “Yahoo!”

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Andrew: “You can’t keep a Landjäger away from my face, it turns out”

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Andrew: “You know… what’s the other game I play, Hearthstone, on my, on my boop-boop, you know”

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Andrew: “You’re Susie Burbank’s son. You tell me”

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Photos from the TBTL 10th Vaniversary Live Show at Re-bar

January 21, 2018 January 28, 2018

Luke, Andrew, Sean DeTore and Jen “Flash” Andrews wrapped up the 24 hour, 10th Vaniversary, TBTL recording with a live show at Re-bar in Seattle, Washington. I made the trip up to Seattle and took photos for the gang. Photos have been posted on to Flickr.