August 15, 2016 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “I’m feeling a little loopy, I’m feeling a little slap-happy. I burned my thumb on some soup at the grocery store today. That’s not helping.”

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Andrew: “I’m not really into labels.”

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Andrew: “In the middle of a bunch of gobbledydook–gook word salad at the end”

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Andrew: “It’s like hard rain is coming down”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh my gosh, all of my computers are yelling at me.”

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Andrew: “Oh yeah, that’s right! Somebody sent us in a dream!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Luke… where are you!?! Come back!”

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Andrew: “Oh, Mr. President.”

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Andrew: Singing “Right now!”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Today is the last day of Luke Burbank’s two week vacation. It’s been the strange odyssey hosting this show without him the past nine days. The past nine episodes I guess.”

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Andrew: “We made it. We almost made it. How many of you are still out there, by the way? Is there anybody hearing my voice right now? Are there any Tens left?”

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Andrew: “When’s the last time you peed in the pool?”

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Andrew: “Where are you song? I know I got you in here somewhere.”

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Andrew: “You peed in the pool?”

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Andrew: “You saying it publicly like this seems so fucking final”

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Andrew and Aaron Roden: “And then, one day, D.j. Moffett just wakes up and he says, ‘What the hell!?! How did I not even notice that!?!’ Right, right. That’s actually a great idea.”

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Andrew and Aaron Roden: Andrew forgot to turn on Aaron’s microphone

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Andrew and Aaron Roden: Andrew is thankful that the listeners haven’t been busting his balls over the ‘Hard Rain’ misquoting

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Andrew and Aaron Roden: Andrew misheard “real rain” as “hard rain” in a quote from “Taxi Driver”

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Andrew and Aaron Roden: “Can I play for you the actual quote from ‘Taxi Driver’? Yes. Spoiler alert: it’s not ‘hard rain’.”

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Andrew and Aaron Roden: “It’s called, ‘Woke’. Yeah, it’s called, ‘Stay Woke’.”

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Andrew and Aaron Roden: “Turns out, he’s a jerk. Total jerk. Captain Dickbag! Yeah.”

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Andrew and Aaron Roden: “Until, uh, Walsh, Walsh and Doormat came, came a-knockin’.”

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Andrew and Aaron Roden: “What!!? (Yeah)”

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Andrew and Aaron Roden: “You can hang yourself with that joke. Don’t bring me on that train. I think I already have.”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2184: Aaron Roden Edition

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Aaron Roden: Attempting to make sad horn sound

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Aaron Roden: “Captain Dickbag!”

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Aaron Roden: “Did you just get your ass handed to you?”

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Aaron Roden: “Fart football”

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Aaron Roden: Happy horn sound

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Aaron Roden: “Hey, get ready for sexy times.”

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Aaron Roden: “It’s called ‘Stay Woke, Stay Current'”

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Aaron Roden: “Oh just, you know, sitting here getting woke.”

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Aaron Roden: “Ohh, come on!”

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Aaron Roden: Singing “Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me”

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Aaron Roden: “That is disturbing”

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Aaron Roden: “Yeah, go and check it out!”

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Aaron Roden and Andrew: “Can you let me finish!!? I am your guest, I am your guest! I thought you were my co-host. Wait, (Oh) I don’t know. Well… What’s up? That’s cool. Where’s my money?”

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Aaron Roden and Andrew: “He was, he was woke. He was getting woke. Oh, now you’re using it right, I think.”

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Aaron Roden and Andrew: “It’s too woke, (Is that the…) it’s too woke.”

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Aaron Roden and Andrew: Luke is like one giant skin tag

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Aaron Roden and Andrew: Podcasting Gloves and Woke Gloves

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Aaron Roden and Andrew: “Take your finger off the mute button! I had to cough! Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.”

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Aaron Roden and Andrew: “That was extremely woke. And, I know that I used it in the right context that time. God, I thought we put that part of the show behind us.”

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Aaron Roden and Andrew: “They’re all ’bout it, ’bout it. Mmm-hmm. They’re woke. Gah, stop. Seriously. (Can’t) I will pull this podcast over (I cannot, sir) I cannot. My brain won’t let me.”

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Aaron Roden and Andrew: “Think about how much urine is in a pool. No.”

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Aaron Roden and Andrew: “This is such an Andrew thing! (I know)”

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Audio Clips

Clips From TBTL #2183

August 15, 2016 August 15, 2016

Andrew: “And, I’m just kind of like, ‘Uh, I like the ones that go vroom!'”

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Andrew: “Anyway. Good story. Especially, for everybody who doesn’t live in this region. You’re welcome.”

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Andrew: “But I think because beans, umm, are bean-like.”

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Andrew: “Coming at you, for the second day in a row, from a moving car… in Seattle.”

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Andrew: “Go me.”

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Andrew: “Hey, I hate to be a narc; but, that guy over there in the green shirt is pocketing a big bottle of booze, or whatever.”

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Andrew: “I am an incredibly picky eater. I get very anxious when I go to people’s houses for dinner.”

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Andrew: “I don’t want any glandy food.”

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Andrew: “I eat pizza like it’s going out of business; and, God, I hope pizza never goes out of business.”

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Andrew: “I just don’t wanna touch the cheese.”

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Andrew: “I just made an ass pick for you guys.”

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Andrew: “I love sausage!”

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Andrew: “I think I can count, on one hand, with fingers left over”

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Andrew: “I told him, I don’t want anything yucky.”

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Andrew: “I was a shitty little white kid in Kent, Ohio.”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna eat the hell out of this.”

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Andrew: “I’m the king of not remembering words. Don’t try to, don’t try to take my place on this podcast.”

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Andrew: “Just occurred to me how stupid my last sentence was.”

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Andrew: “Oh no.”

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Andrew: “Oh, look at me! Like a big boy.”

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Andrew: “So, I’m an adult.”

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Andrew: “These are just me being a big baby about what I put in my face.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: Andrew had Gruyère cheese on French onion soup, and he liked it

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “Hmm. But, the big breaking news here is, I now eat three kinds of cheese. Right. As long as they’re all melted.”

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Andrew and Genevieve Haas: “I’m in the passenger seat of my girlfriend’s Passat. Genevieve, is this a Passat? No, it’s a Golf. I’m in the passenger seat of my girlfriend’s Golf.”

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Andrew and Sean: No organ meat for Andrew

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Andrew and Sean: “On the deus. That’s right, Amadeus.”

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Andrew and Sean: “Ooh, I don’t do plates. Oh, you don’t. Okay, (Sorry) I guess we’ll use a dog bowl.”

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Andrew and Sean: “See, that’s another, that’s like cutting on the deus or whatever. The de–Yeah, rock me Amadeus, rock me on my bias.”

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Genevieve Haas: “Umm, so you’re just a nat–you’re just a natural born narc.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “It was Gruyère. Is that what I ate?”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You go to the grocery store so goddamn much. Wait, you accidentally said ‘goddamn’ in the middle of that. I like the grocery store.”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “You really want to put some bumpers on this lane. I really want–Nice callback to yesterday’s show. Thanks for listening.”

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Sean: “2000th Epithode”

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Sean: “A Boy Named Sous Chef”

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Sean: “Because, when the tapes aren’t rolling, that’s when the real intimacy happens.”

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Sean: “I could’ve been hella fancy and said, ‘I just made an aspic for you guys.'”

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Sean: “I learned a lot at Taco Time, like how to get fired from your first job.”

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Sean: “It’s one of those little shamber things, okay? You guys know what a shamber is, don’t cha?”

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Sean: “Now, I sound like every other a-hole that gives, that gives me sh-crap about me and my girlfriend.”

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Sean: “Oh… Eff you, a-hole.”

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Sean and Andrew: “And so, I should’ve, thinking now… Don’t should on yourself. I won’t should on myself. I’ll should on…”

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Sean and Andrew: “I don’t know, I’m just kind of like an in-and-out kind of guy sometimes. That’s what I hear. Oh, man… that’s on you, Andrew. That’s on you, bro. I cook you this nice meal. Of course, I have sausage in the dish; but, that doesn’t mean you have to relate it to a sexual joke.”

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Sean and Andrew: Sean didn’t want to be immature on TBTL

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Sean and Andrew: “So, I like to clean as I go. Ohhh! Let’s move in together.”

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Sean and Andrew: “You’re gonna turn them into coins, right? Yes! And then, Mario will come around and collect those coins, and take them on his little adventure to look for the princess. I’m going to be Mario in this.”

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Audio Clips

Luke Burbank Singing Mashup

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After creating a mashup of all of the clips that I have pulled of Andrew singing, I decided to do the same with all of the clips that I have pulled of Luke singing.

The clips are not in any particular order, maybe with a hint of some alphabetical sorting based on the various filenames. Once the clips were combined, I did a little bit of trimming to nip/tuck some of the really high peaks in amplitude.

The following is the resulting mashup:

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