Andrew: “And, now, I sorta… feel like I’m… a little bit more in control… of my… brain-to-mouth functions”

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Andrew: “Forward, not back!”

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Andrew: “Genevieve, defrost the sausages! It’s gonna be a big night!”

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Andrew: “I got some, I got some weird things going on”

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Andrew: “I got some, I got some weird things going on… when I’m, when I’m on the beach”

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Andrew: “I mean, what happens… between the, the joke coming out of my mouth and hitting your ears, I can’t be responsible for that”

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Andrew: “Tear some blankets and boil the sausages”

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Andrew: “Then, it’s Andy’s hour”

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Andrew: “Wake Up and Lose!”

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Andrew: “What is going on over there?”

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Andrew: “Where’s your unicycle, Charles!?”

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Andrew: “While you were eating your weight in tater tots… I was… eat in tate waiter [ph] tots”

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Andrew: “Yay! Let’s start this project”

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Andrew and Luke: “4:52? (Wow!) What’s going on here?”

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Luke: “A dank, fire Minion meme”

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Luke: “And, I’m not trying to… rub anything in”

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Luke: “And, to just… take one of… really one of the best bowel movements I had in years. Unhurried, unrushed. It was beautiful”

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Luke: “Cock…tail”

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Luke: Funny “What!?!”

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Luke: “I have… I would say, medium FOMO”

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Luke: “It’s in the cloud”

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Luke: “Scotty the Body, our intern, is down at the… is down at the Car Stereo Warehouse… He’s got a sticker stop going. Stop by and tell him the phrase that pays”

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Luke: Singing the “Hampsterdance Song”

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Luke: “Still got it!!”

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Luke: “TBTL: Early Blerg Gets the Show… O’Dark Shirtless”

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Luke: “TBTL: Morning Who!?”

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Luke: “TBTL: Morning Who!?” #2

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Luke: “Thank you, bladder… for doing this to me”

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Luke: “Thanks, nature”

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Luke: “That would crush me so hard”

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Luke: “The future is now. What a world we live in”

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Luke: “We can do this all morning; and, maybe, we will. But, should we move on?”

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Andrew: “All anybody had to do was not touch shit”

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Andrew: “But, God, I hate that!”

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Andrew: “Garth, I’m coming after you”

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Andrew: “Hold on. Now, I’m all over the place”

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Andrew: “I want the Hulu”

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Andrew: “If somebody’s gonna butt in on this”

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Andrew: “Maybe the adventure’s just beginning”

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Andrew: “Oh, God!!”

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Andrew: “That’s what happens in Hot Dog Court”

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Andrew: “This is nobody’s problem but mine”

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Luke: “A woman needs a man; like, a Bono needs a bicycle”

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Luke: “Exciting doin’s, already a-brewin'”

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Luke: “He is everybody’s TBTL Daddy, whether we like it or not. He’s Andrew Walsh”

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Luke: “It haunts my nightscapes to this day”

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Luke: “Not for me”

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Luke: “Now, we gotta chase these tech bros down”

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Luke: “Right after you solve the mystery of your package”

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Luke: “Right after you solve the mystery of your package… which… could really be taken out of context”

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Luke: Saying “I went to Philadelphia and it was closed” as W.C. Fields

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Luke: “TBTL: O’Dark QWERTY… The Early Blerg Gets The Show”

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Luke: “The specifics were just too specific”

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Luke: “Y’all didn’t get the memo… about how… about how I do”

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Luke and Andrew: Whispering “And, by the way, don’t tell her this. And, I don’t know how whispering helps (Yeah)”

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Andrew: “Atheist Bang-Bang”

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Andrew: “Go Warriors… I think”

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Andrew: “God Friended Me; but, I don’t know when it’s on!!”

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Andrew: “I have very… round vowels”

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Andrew: “I’m not even dignifying that”

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Andrew: “I’ve never been naked and not afraid”

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Andrew: “It’s just a blurb”

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Andrew: “Just, just… Hasselhoff the hell out of those burgers, man”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, no! The Devil just advocated for me”

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Andrew: “Settle down, my friend”

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Andrew: “Shed or Get Off the Pot”

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Andrew: Singing along with Tim Heidecker’s funky bass

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Andrew: “That’s my hot take”

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Andrew: “This time, I’m leaving it on with a purpose”

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Andrew: “Usually, going to Cleveland… kinda destroys me”

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Andrew: “What if God… was a catty bitch… who is for the drama?”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Supposedly, according to the… nosy window washer”

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Andrew and Luke: “I can eat a hot dog pretty quickly; but, that’s just out of… (Whoa… That’s not) gluttony and enjoyment”

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Luke: “And, as a… cheese geek and a curd freak myself”

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Luke: “And, this is just a small preview… of season two of ‘Making a Burgerer'”

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Luke: “Comme ci, comme ça”

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Luke: “Debajo… the asking price”

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Luke: “Did I warg out during this part of the story?”

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Luke: “I actually am that crazy”

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Luke: “I’ve now mastered something that has eluded Luke Burbank for his whole life”

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Luke: “It may be a frap”

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Luke: “O’Dark QWERTY”

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Luke: “Oh, really!”

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Luke: “Please, God, don’t let her hear this”

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Luke: “TBTL: Morning Wood… You Like to Hear a Podcast”

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Luke: “Wait, is it Will.I.ennial Prophet?”

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Luke: “What if God… friended you… and then un-friended you… but, then re-friended you right when you needed it?”

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Luke: “What if… God listed your relationship status as… ‘It’s complicated’?”

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Luke: “What if… God totally ghosted on your plans?”

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Luke: “Yeah, I would”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t feel like my world is as threatened by the fact that my Twitter feed may not be so great. I just… miss the old days when you had a good Twitter feed”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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