Andrew: “I didn’t know about that.. I didn’t know about that. I don’t think I wanna know about that”
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Andrew: “Oh my God. The old Browns are back”
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Andrew: “Ugh!! I’m crawling into myself just thinking about it!”
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Andrew: “What are you doing!?”
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Luke: “The losing is rolling off of me a little easier”
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Andrew: “And, I don’t feel like doing it”
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Andrew: “I almost said it with an accent. I don’t know what kind of accent I put on that”
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Andrew: “I don’t think so, Mr. Tour Boat Operator”
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Andrew: “I feel like I always… I always get them wrong… All of them”
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Andrew: “I love me some drinks”
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Andrew: “I wanna mitigate what I’m about to say”
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Andrew: “It’s okay, Andrew… We want you to live”
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Andrew: “My dog likes my neighbor more than me”
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Andrew: “Oh, Andrew”
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Andrew: “Oh, look what it is! It’s the duck lips, or whatever”
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Andrew: “Somewhere between Archie and Nietzsche?”
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Andrew: “There’s also a way that you can just make everybody on that boat wanna kill you, including the children”
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Andrew: “Well, I don’t know if I’m as smart as your average NPR listener, though”
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Andrew: “You have my attention, sir!”
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Luke: “Bellinghamsters”
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Luke: “Bubble and tweak”
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Luke: “Hey, is that a Klan rally?”
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Luke: “I just wanna keep the awkwardness rolling”
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Luke: “In West Sacramento, born and raised, on the playground is where he spent most of his days”
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Luke: “You should be a comedian!”
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Andrew: “Andy now like his sweet little treat… with some booze in it”
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Andrew: “Do I stutter?”
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Andrew: “Explicitly implicit”
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Andrew: “Explicitly implicit bias”
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Andrew: Funny chuckle
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Andrew: “Ha!!”
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Andrew: “Hey… we’re a couple of white guys and we got this solved”
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Andrew: “How do you do it?”
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Andrew: “I drink and I don’t know things”
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Andrew: “I gotta go to the bathroom!”
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Andrew: “I think White Claw just changed me”
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Andrew: “I think he would be more comfortable doing it”
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Andrew: “I’m learning!”
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Andrew: “I’m too drunk to write right now”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: “Mama’s pinky toe”
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Andrew: “My flavor is strawberry”
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Andrew: “My goal, while Genevieve is out of town for a couple of days, is to… eat as many of these as possible”
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Andrew: “Not only am I gonna start drinking on the job”
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Andrew: “Oh, by the way: drunk Andy is mean Andy”
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Andrew: “Thank you, Internet. Boy, that was an embarrassing moment for me”
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Andrew: “Uh-oh. Drunk Andrew’s gonna get us in trouble”
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Andrew: “Whiffs of Winkler”
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Luke: “I am just the worst… employee”
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Luke: “I don’t think you said anything regrettable”
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Luke: “Luke’s got Andrew nervous-er than a long-tail cat in a room full of rocking chairs”
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Luke: “Well, one thing: I not drunk”
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Luke: “Yee-haw”
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Luke: “You better… buckle up, huckle-buck”
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Luke: “You’re hepped up on goofballs”
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Luke and Andrew: “It’s like pornography, I know it when I hear it. Mmm-hmm. And, this song is definitely pornography, that’s the… Yes, I only… I only listen to pornography”
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Luke and Andrew: “You are so drunk right now. I am”
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Luke and Andrew: “You know what’s ridiculous, Andrew? Stealing banzai trees (Wow) out of someone’s backyard. Can you break down the process? How do you do it? How do you come up with these transitions? Well, one thing: I not drunk… So, that’s part of it”
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Andrew: Blowing a raspberry
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Andrew: “If I’m hearing this kind of music… I better be able to buy peanuts”
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Andrew: “It just says… ‘Man fails at making point’. You’re like, ‘Oh, good. Put that in the Walsh folder'”
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Andrew: “It was just, you know, the nastiest and most satisfying thing in the world”
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Andrew: “It was… sick… It was mesmerizing… and… it was somebody else’s gunk”
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Andrew: “Kinda can’t keep my mouth shut”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: “My kitchen sink… took a poop into a bucket and I was there to watch it”
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Andrew: “Nobody pull that”
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Andrew: “Oh, that’s their religion!”
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Andrew: “Oh, wear a mask? Up yours, asshole!”
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Andrew: “Oh! You know I’m for that!”
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Andrew: “Ohh!! Oh my gosh! That really changes how I think about that song”
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Andrew: Quiet “No”
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Andrew: Singing “And faith… will lead… me home”
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Andrew: “That’s not religion! That’s being an asshole!”
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Andrew: “Trust me. That thing’s staying on the road”
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Andrew: “Who let the Willows out?”
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Andrew: “You can buy hot dogs here, my boy”
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Andrew and Luke: “I feel like I’m having trouble with my words today… even more than usual, everybody. But… You having a flat tire? No”
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Luke: “Big… purple balls!”
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Luke: “Every man-a get a flat tire!”
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Luke: “Flying spaghetti space ghost”
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Luke: Getting mentioned for pulling the Walshelm scream sound
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Luke: “Have you ever been in the… ‘Foot-High Club’?”
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Luke: “I miss everywhere I used to be”
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Luke: “I promise you, it is neither fast nor furious”
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Luke: “Lewis”
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Luke: “Outta here with that shit too!”
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Luke: Singing “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me… Don’t hurt me… no more”
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Luke: “That’s what all these assholes are doing”
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Luke: “What is love? Baby don’t hurt me… Don’t hurt me no more”
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Luke and Andrew: “Back to Nicki Minaj. Oh, yeah!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Happy Blursday, Kim! Nice. And, from me, (Yeah) chopped liver”
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Luke and Andrew: “I need you to read it… in a Nicki Minaj voice… So that’s how the show ends”
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Andrew: “Blah-blah-blah to blah-blah-blah”
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Andrew: “Having said that, I’m glad to have a job. I like working for American Public Media. People have to do harder stuff than this”
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Andrew: “I always try to be a very good boy”
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Andrew: “I need to try a damn pumpkin spice!”
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Andrew: “I never like doing it”
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Andrew: “I never like doing it; but, I think I always try to be a very good boy”
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Andrew: “I’ll take care of that in a second… Not in a violent way”
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Andrew: “I’m front-lashing all the time!”
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Andrew: “Walking around with the grumpy face”
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Andrew: “Who’s got… 4 finger–8 fingers, 2 thumbs and… just completed their… goals for the year in the APM THRIVE system?”
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Andrew: “You turned it down and I did it”
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Andrew and Luke: Andrew the front-lasher
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Luke: “S.G.E. Strong grampa energy”
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Luke: “What up, D? Hey, hit me up in Portland. We’ll go to the Doug Fir”
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Luke and Andrew: “That’s good. You Burbank’d it… I Burbank’d it”
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During the e-mail segment of the show, Barbara (aka “San Jose Barbie”) asked if Luke and Andrew could find and play a song that a listener recorded and sent in, during the Chateau Ste. Michelle years of the show, called “Don’t Kill No Salmon”. They did find the song and played it, though it was not in the clear. At some point, I was able to get a clean pull or copy of the song and posted it on to Marsupial Gurgle.
Alec Ogston: “Don’t Kill No Salmon”
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Andrew: “And, if you can’t take that kind of pressure, you’re not gonna make it in the National Football League!”
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Andrew: “Did my laugh just sound as bad to you as it felt to me?”
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Andrew: “Hey, are you the podcast guy?”
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Andrew: “I don’t know how to do anything”
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Andrew: “I don’t know how to do anything. I’m not joking!”
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Andrew: “I think something died… in my, in my throat last night! I apologize. Oh my God!”
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Andrew: “I’m gonna say something a little blue here, okay?”
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Andrew: “It didn’t even occur to me that that’s a real person!”
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Andrew: “Lewis!”
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Andrew: “Like, you’ve infected me with that!”
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Andrew: “Now, I’m confused. I’m just gonna air out my confusion and hope that it makes for a dollop of content”
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Andrew: Singing Game of Cats
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Andrew: “So, that salsa has nothing to do with Dracula”
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Andrew: “Take that, APM! Oh, no!”
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Luke: “Hoisted by two Hunter Renfrows?”
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Luke: “Lewis!”
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Luke: “Lewis!” #2
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Luke: “St. Louis!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Charles! Charles!”
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Luke and Andrew: “Cuz, I… currently hate him! (Oh my God. Yes!)”
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Luke and Andrew: “We keep working with these professionals, like you and Phyllis, who actually (Yeah) respect their new employers; and, I don’t like it one bit”
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