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Clips From TBTL #2925

June 18, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “Don’t you dare undermine me”

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Andrew: “I am such, like, an old man, worry wart now”

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Andrew: “I don’t… give… two hoots”

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Andrew: “I mean, I, I dunno… to what degree I sound like a monster in this case”

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Andrew: “I’ll bet you… you will give a high school… commencement speech, at some point… before you are done with this life… What a weird way to put it”

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Andrew: “It’s got too much Burbank on it”

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Andrew: “Kink-free… hoses”

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Andrew: “Naked unicornist”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Old school, baby”

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Andrew: “Second-hand Burbank”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “So, this has been your phonics lesson. No, it’s been mine”

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Andrew: “Somebody’s gears are being grint”

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Andrew: “That is funny… I mean, it’s funny”

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Andrew: “That smiley face is the biggest F.U.”

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Andrew: “To the degree that you can believe I’m saying this earnestly and not sarcastically”

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Andrew: “Unfortunately, it just gets yellier and yellier at the end”

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Andrew: “Yeah… let’s get rid of that”

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Luke: “Let’s be the coffee we want to drink”

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Luke: “Life’s a party, rock your body”

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Luke: “No!!”

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Luke: Saying “And, welcome to a Tuesday edition of TBTL” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Behind the wall” in a high-pitched voice

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Luke: Saying “Longest running co-bro of the show; known for his drawings of tall ships, their grace and their splendor” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Second-hand Burbs?”

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Luke: “T and A”

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Luke: “What is not okay to throw out, I think… is a giant photo of a human man, who is still alive… named Luke Burbank”

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Luke: “Yes! Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “A guy… came… straggling along… naked… on… a unicycle… (Mmm) and, in the middle of the intersection… ate… shit! Oh, no!”

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Clips From TBTL #2924

June 17, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “Again, my memory went missing at a place called… Teddy’s”

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Andrew: “Bean, 🐖 , will you, 🐖 , be on the show, 🐖 ?”

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Andrew: “Googling… Binging, Duck Duck Going”

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Andrew: “I had a flipping great weekend”

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Andrew: “I’m not doing the accent now. You’ll know”

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Andrew: “I’m not Me May Mah Mo Moo-ing over here”

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Andrew: “Let’s take this painful idea and turn up the pain on it”

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Andrew: “Like a teardrop in the ocean, I’m sure it’ll correct everything”

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Andrew: “Lucas… Luther… Luke. Luke; then, Lukles”

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Andrew: Singing “Shoddy!”

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Andrew: “So, anyway, that was my braggy story. What were we talking about!?”

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Andrew: “The only nasty thing in there was… stuff that… I was responsible for”

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Andrew: “Well, at least I’m not the Hound”

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Andrew: “When we’re confused, our face goes to, kind of, resting grumpy face”

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Andrew: “Whoa!”

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Luke: “He was just… he was happy as a… as a pig in shit, I guess you might say”

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Luke: “In… Bellingham, Washington… the very… hot… very… spicy… very… somebody better open a window… city of Bellingham, Washington”

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Luke: “Rubber baby buggy bumper”

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Luke: “Rubber baby… bug… buggy bumper”

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Luke: Singing “Me May My Mo Moo. Me May My Mo Moo. Me May My Mo Moo”

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Luke: “This… this was your master recording!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke introducing Andrew with Andrew clearing his throat with his mic un-muted

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Luke and Andrew: “Rubber baby buggy bump… bumper… or whatever (Mmm-hmm)”

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Clips From TBTL #2923

June 15, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “Cuz, I just don’t care!”

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Andrew: “Go back! Why…? Aw, come on, Dallas Morning News!”

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Andrew: “How did I not prepare for this question!?”

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Andrew: “That sounds like a Linh Pham special right there”

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Andrew: “You just got Phammed”

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Andrew and Luke: “No, it’s five! What happened to the one… flag!!? (I don’t know! This quiz sucks!)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Six Flags over Uranus! (Come on, guys!)”

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Luke: “Is… Walkering, Texasing and Rangering? Is building, and fording and toughing?”

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Luke: Saying “You dirty rat” as James Cagney

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Luke: Singing a portion of the refrain from Rod Stewart’s “Some Guys Have All the Luck”

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Luke: “That was gonna be my gift to them; but, now, we’re lose, lose, losing”

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Luke: “That’s what manhood is!”

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Luke: “There’s something about my brain does not interpret information well”

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Luke: “We’re never gonna win win win again on this show”

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Luke: “Where’s your global warming now? Am I right? No… I’m wrong. I would be wrong if I said that; because, that’s not how climate change works”

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Luke: “Yahoooo!!”

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Clips From TBTL #2922

June 15, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “A more responsible font”

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Andrew: “All babies do is take, take, take, take, take”

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Andrew: “End of an era! End of an era”

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Andrew: “Hey… pep boy!”

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Andrew: “I hate letting her kinda baby me in this way; but… what I hate even more is doing it”

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Andrew: “I was grabbing my pen!”

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Andrew: “I’m constantly blowing my nose during this show”

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Andrew: “I’m hokey… I’m pot smoky, and I vote!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “My… dir… dirt bike-ological clock is ticking, that’s for sure”

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Andrew: “Next one I play is gonna blow your mind”

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Andrew: “Oh my God. You just made an incest joke. Are you serious?”

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Andrew: Saying “Apparently… I don’t drink the Kool-Aid… cuz, I’m an adult” as the “Apparently” kid

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Andrew: Saying “Yes. No. Yes” and dinging his bell for each word

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Andrew: “Well, we’re off to a great start. What else would you like to talk about?”

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Andrew: “What I hate even more is doing it”

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Andrew: “Who’s a good dirt bike?”

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Andrew: “You gotta have it all”

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Andrew: “You’re right. Why can I just… freaking be!! Agh! I hate myself!”

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Andrew: “You’re so peppy today”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, now, (Yeah!) A More Responsible (I like it) Font… by Luke Burbank”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have been… (Oh, man) popsicle-ing it up again”

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Luke: “A wet… limp… dish rag”

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Luke: “And, whatever I’m doing with my life, it is so the wrong thing!”

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Luke: “Goo-goo, gaga”

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Luke: “I immediately started sweating profusely from every orifice”

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Luke: “I was tired… I was discouraged… I was… having a hard time”

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Luke: “Like, I need a lot”

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Luke: “Ooh!”

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Luke: Sneezing

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Luke: “Sounds kind of hokey and pot smoky”

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Luke: “That just happened”

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Luke: “This is a bad situation!”

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Luke: “We spare no detail on this program”

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Luke: “Why am I doing this with my life right now?”

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Luke: “You didn’t think this through, Burbs”

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Luke and Andrew: “Cowabunga, dude. Cowabunga”

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Clips From TBTL #2921

June 12, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “And, now, I say something! This is me saying things and making you the happiest… podcaster… on this sweltering Earth. Good morning, Luke”

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Andrew: “But, I said a bunch of wrong things during the show”

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Andrew: “Ha-hah!”

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Andrew: “I feel like my brain is like a computer that’s just… we’re asking too much of it… like, in that show. I feel like you can hear the fan working too hard in the back of my brain. Also… I had this fan installed in the back of my brain; and, that might have… do with it too”

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Andrew: “No touching!”

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Andrew: “Oh! I’m a world-renown elevator farter”

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert, that’s how they hide a gun inside Robert DeNiro’s hand; is, they, they wrap his hand up… really big, and… there’s a gun in there, and… I’m not afraid to tell you, he does use it”

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Andrew: “These flies are probably, they were probably just sitting in a bunch of shit”

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Andrew: “Walsh… who are you? What are you doing here?”

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Andrew: “You’re a hero”

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Andrew: “You’re not getting it! I’m outraged by your… temperate take!”

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Andrew: “Yup… Yup… Yup”

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Luke: “I call ICC and… cry like a baby”

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Luke: “This… seems like Tom Hanks is really confirming his Tom Hanks-ness… and, Tim Allen… is confirming his Tim Allen-ness”

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Luke: “What is this dingus doing in there?”

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Luke: “Your computer is great!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m out and I am proud to say I am a podcaster for American Public Media. That’s what I do… You’re a hero”

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Clips From TBTL #2920

June 11, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “All my calmness is gone”

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Andrew: “Anyway, hi… I’m Andrew”

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Andrew: “Don’t spend any money!!”

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Andrew: “Get outta here!”

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Andrew: “Her name is Genevieve Haas. She is, of course, my girlfriend, my podcasting partner, and… let’s face it, the… person who… pays most the bills around here”

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Andrew: “I didn’t think anybody followed me on Twitter!”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna hear you talk about your snowflake shit anymore”

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Andrew: “I usually just eat dinner standing up in the kitchen… ripping off chunks of bread and shoving salami in my face”

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Andrew: “I’m just gonna… be honest. We’re recording this, actually, Tuesday evening; which, is how I could gather you all here”

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Andrew: “Quick! I gotta get out of this!”

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Andrew: “Ripping off chunks of bread and shoving salami in my face”

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Andrew: Saying “Genevieve, tell me the TV story again” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “I guess I’ll just, like, I don’t know, wing it!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, Luke and I have our little thing now”

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Andrew: “Two bad habits that go terribly together: Twitter and smoking!”

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Andrew: “What’s going on in your bird-iverse?”

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Andrew: “Whatever. I’m a snowflake. If I’m gonna get snowflaky, let’s get snowflaky”

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Andrew: “You guys know me, I’m not the most ambitious… turtle in the flock”

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Andrew: “You… have no idea how nerdy it’s gonna get today”

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Andrew and Dyer Oxley: “I could put you on the phone… That would be… Then, you could be first time caller… and, I wouldn’t have to look at you. Why am I being so mean… so fast?!? I’m sorry!”

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Andrew, Dyer Oxley and Genevieve Haas: “Don Cheadle is War Machine, right? Yes. I’m still unclear exactly who War Machine is; cuz, I didn’t see his origin story. (It’s, it’s a, it’s like another Iron Man) His origin story was that he used to be Terrence Howard”

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Andrew, Genevieve Haas, Nick Jarin and Dyer Oxley: “The rest of you guys, Luke will be back tomorrow. Until then, please remember: No mountain too tall. And, good luck to all”

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Andrew, Nick Jarin and Genevieve Haas: Project talk veered towards sex

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Genevieve Haas: “After These Messages… Hot Takes on Commercial Breaks”

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Genevieve Haas: “As Whitney Houston taught us all… ‘You can’t take away my dignity'”

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Genevieve Haas: “Australia… white bird, yellow face. What is?”

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Genevieve Haas: “Bird nerd”

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Genevieve Haas: “But, you know, I’m a crazy bird lady”

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Genevieve Haas: “Don’t come to my live show and don’t follow me on any media”

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Genevieve Haas: “Freak the fuck out”

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Genevieve Haas: “If it gets… completely fucked up… so what?”

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Genevieve Haas: “Let’s talk about birds!”

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Genevieve Haas: “You asked me to play one sound effect on the last After These Messages and I pitched a fit”

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Genevieve Haas and Andrew: “Milieu might work better. Yeah, that is better. Yeah. No, milieu!”

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Nick Jarin: “It was very live broadcasting, like, ‘Hello, I’m so-and-so, in for so-and-so. Here’s some people who we usually wouldn’t book'”

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???: Snorting

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