Well, it’s that time of year again when Luke and Andrew read the Dazzling Donor messages again; and, this time, both were doing mine. While they were on the topic of Marsupial Gurgle, Andrew mentioned that he created a theme song for Genevieve for his other podcast, “After These Messages”, using some of Genevieve’s audio clips that I pulled over the years.

Luke and Andrew: Dazzling Donor message plus Andrew creating a theme song for Genevieve using drops from Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew: Theme song for Genevieve using drops from Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew: “But, I thought I, I was gonna twist it, and turn it, and flip it, and screw it”

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Andrew: “Gas, grass or podcasts. Nobody rides for free”

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Andrew: “I Love the COVIDs?”

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Andrew: “It is a more… big S way of putting it. Am I allowed to say ‘big S’?”

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Andrew: “It’s the same kid. He’s a little shit, right?”

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Andrew: “Luckily, I can still say ‘booty’ on this show”

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Andrew: “Oh, everybody out here says it weird”

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Andrew: “Ooh, explicit!”

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Andrew: “The answer, sadly, is not yes”

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Andrew: “This is very self-aggrandizing for myself”

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Andrew: “What? What about the best boy? Who was the gaffer!?”

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Luke: “Back at it again… with the dental surgery”

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Luke: “Coming to you… from the Burbank Springs Broadcast Center, perched atop Alabama Hill in Bellingha–Washington”

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Luke: “Drops of Stupider”

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Luke: “He is Andrew Walsh. The state of his booty is always strong”

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Luke: Saying “Alright, alright alright… I’m there, man” as Matthew McConaughey

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Luke: Saying “Can I pet that dog?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “Star Trax: The North Generation”

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Luke: “That’s a pretty sad spoof!”

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Luke: “You know me; I love me some good audio spackle”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, I’m gonna go down to the river! (To the river!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Speaking as if they were being played back at 1.5x speed

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Andrew: “But, you know the whole snort and spit thing”

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Andrew: “Don’t… d-don’t… mess with me”

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Andrew: “E-dine-ah, E-dee-nah. Whatever!”

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Andrew: “Huffing and puffing; blowing it in my face”

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Andrew: “I don’t… want you to holler at me here”

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Andrew: “I just lost my brain!”

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Andrew: “I know that I-slash-we, but maybe mostly I”

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Andrew: “I’m a hugger”

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Andrew: “I’m a hugger. I hug the extremities of things; I always do”

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Andrew: “Is ‘¡Jalapeña!’… in there, by any chance? Cuz, I could use a ‘¡Jalapeña!'”

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Andrew: “It’s a million points of phlegm”

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Andrew: “It’s a million points of phlegm, Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh, well. This one has an extra… you know, thing sticking out here”

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s me! I’m Maestro”

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Andrew: “So, I just sat there and just chip, chip, chip, chipped away at a mountain”

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Andrew: “So, if you’re a new listener… and, you’re wondering what the hell we’re talking about… or, if we’ve just our brains. Yes, we have”

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Andrew: “That’s never the answer”

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Andrew: “They’re both bro-ing it up”

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Andrew: “Traversing the separation between what is the nose and what is the mouth, and where things belong”

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Andrew: “Yeah… Cuz, sometimes it will happen accidentally if I have a cold or something, and I just start gagging immediately”

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Andrew and Luke: “Lazling loner? Lazling loners, of course”

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Luke: “Geather and McChelles High School Reunion”

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Luke: “Okay, XO”

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Luke: “The first time I laid eyes on him… I saw a co-bro… and, he saw a Burbs (Ooh!)”

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Luke: “You’re donating how much every month to the bobble head guys?”

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Luke: “You’re gonna need a bigger magnet!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hey, speaking of our audience… Maestro? Oh! That’s me! I’m Maestro. I forgot what we were doing for a second. But, don’t worry. I would never stall”

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Luke and Andrew: Mentioning MarsupialGurgle.com

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Andrew: “All of a sudden, I feel wetness, down below”

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Andrew: “Are these… terrible, creepy men?”

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Andrew: “Blah, blah, fucking blah”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna fight with you”

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Andrew: “I have a case of the borings”

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Andrew: “I have a whole list of things I can hate myself for”

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Andrew: “I’m always stuffed up! That’s my brand!”

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Andrew: “I’m not really huge on the quote/unquote ‘reading thing’; because, I don’t know what quote/unquote ‘words mean'”

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Andrew: “I’m very weird about milk”

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Andrew: “Oh, God! What was the line? Genevieve and I both groaned out loud at one of my dumb CNN documentaries yesterday”

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Andrew: “Oh, sweetie”

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Andrew: “Oh. No, no, no!”

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Andrew: “Ooh! There, I just got another swear word in”

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Andrew: Saying “I could write a verse for that song… piggy!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing along with the Blursday song

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Andrew: “TBTL Daddy!”

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Andrew: “There was a time where you knew how to do it”

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Andrew: “They call me ‘The Chameleon’… cuz, of my big wet eyes”

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Andrew: “They’re the meatiest cracker”

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Andrew: “We weren’t allowed to, we weren’t allowed; because, I’m a kid”

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Andrew: “Wham-bam, that’s a little treat”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t have a lot to say about it, other than… Why am I doing this… Walsh? (Ha!) You’re ruining the show”

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Andrew and Luke: Talking about Girl Scout cookie season as terrible, creepy men

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Luke: “Blew my mind grapes (Intelligence for your life)”

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Luke: “Body? I am asking you to do me a favor… Whatever is going on, please kill it overnight”

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Luke: “Crackers talking crackers… for… days”

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Luke: “Dear Lord… please… right now… whatever is making me feel a little warm, please… knock it down”

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Luke: “Do you even Itasca, bro?”

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Luke: “I’m Michael Barbaro… Eleven months ago… today… was the day after they stopped selling Girl Scout cookies… What!?”

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Luke: “Let’s keep… the treats that are unfrozen, unfrozen, in my opinion”

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Luke: “Oh, lul”

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Luke: “That’s what Michael Barbaro does on The Daily. That’s what Reply All does… They take a cloudy day and make it sunny… TBTL… takes a sunny day… and elevates the UV rays to a dangerous level”

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Luke: “There’s very little in this world that makes me say, ‘holy shit'”

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Luke: “This is what we not trying to do… This is what we not trying to do”

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Luke: “Wheat Thicks”

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Luke and Andrew: “Everything in this world, currently, makes me say, ‘holy shit’… (Yeah. Right) But, for the wrong reasons”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hell, yeah! Hell, yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Scooby-Dooby-Doo… Scooby-Dooby-Doo”

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Andrew: “#AbolishTheMonarchy”

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Andrew: “Andrew! Complaining about The Windsors is not a personality!”

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Andrew: “But, still emphasizing the ‘di'”

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Andrew: “But, what is your ruling on that? Actually, you’re the wrong person to ask”

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Andrew: “Er… It’s… E”

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Andrew: “Er… It’s… E… Edina… I–Whatever. I’m done. I’m done with the show… Do you need me anymore? I’m sorry. I just broke myself”

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Andrew: “I did not want you to talk anymore”

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Andrew: “I haven’t been able to watch ‘The Windsors’… So, it’s hard all around, Hannah. I just wanna remind everybody of that as well”

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Andrew: “I trust Rita”

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Andrew: “I would if I could!”

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Andrew: “I’m coming for ya!”

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Andrew: “Is something wrong? Should I… should I hit it with a stick?”

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Andrew: “My God! We are so lucky”

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Andrew: “Oh, a lot of tube-based parenting”

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Andrew: Saying “The garbage is in Luke’s house… and Andrew’s house!” as George Bailey

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Andrew: “She sent me her vCard”

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Andrew: Singing “TBTL”

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Andrew: “Sometimes… counterpoints can, you know… come out of the blue”

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Andrew: “They just know I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “We just want you to act normal; but, clearly, you’re not!”

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Andrew: “You always do this!!”

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Andrew: “You have that lazy vowel sound”

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Andrew: “Your’s is just a big red L!”

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Luke: “Alright. Hello… My goodness… Good morning… And, welcome… to a Wednesday edition of TBTL”

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Luke: “And, as I went to sing… nothing came out except… french fries”

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Luke: “Factually dicey”

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Luke: “Ripshit”

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Luke: “Work the back”

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