Andrew: “I’m almost too good to you”

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Andrew: “I’m switching between a whole bunch of tabs here”

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Andrew: “I’ve… been saying some confusing things”

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Andrew: Saying “Yah Mo B There!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “B-B-Bennie! Bennie!”

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Andrew: Singing “Wah-wah-wah-wah”

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Andrew: “Take it from me… Cool Andy”

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Andrew: “Wow”

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Luke: “A real swoop and poop”

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Luke: “A real swoop and poop… from old Michael McD”

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Luke: “Oh, yeah!”

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Luke: Singing “B-b-ba b-ba b-ba!”

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Luke: Singing “She went away”

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Luke: Singing “Such a long way to go” as Michael McDonald

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Luke: Singing “We are Lady Marmalade” as Christina Aguilera

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Luke: “We yah mo ended up where we yah mo started”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t have the answer… Indeed you don’t!”

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Andrew: “Are we ready for this jelly?”

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Andrew: “Aw, I’m really ruining the Summer Games, I feel like”

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Andrew: “I dunno why I’m gonna say this”

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Andrew: “I guess I am kind of an asshole”

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Andrew: “I love ‘Lead Vester’. It’s one of my favorite… Pearl Jam songs”

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Andrew: “I’m so dumb”

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Andrew: “Magna cum laude, baby”

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Andrew: “Well… suck it up, Walsh!”

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Andrew: “Well… suck it up, Walsh! Ooh, bad… use of phrase there”

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Luke: “It would… bother me!”

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Luke: “Nobody who’s worse at impressions does more impressions than me”

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Luke: Singing “Do you have to, do you have to let it mingle”

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Luke: Singing “Get an X-ray on this finger” as Pearl Jam

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Luke: “What a mind-eff”

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Luke and Andrew: “Your wife’s new name is: Yard Waste, (Yard Waste) Yard Waste”

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Andrew: “Hot Rocks! Hot Rocks!”

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Andrew: “Oh, really? You’re going gunk-holing”

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Andrew: “That’s what summer’s about, right? Growth and being put in one’s place”

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Luke: “At this point, I will be freshly off of another gunk-holing voyage”

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Luke: “Crazy guts, crazy guts. Gutfest ’89”

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Luke: “Darling, I’m a nightmare wrapped in a daydream”

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Luke: “Gunk-hole fest”

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Luke: “I’ve got lots of Starbucks lovers”

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Luke: Singing “My boyfriend got his new girlfriend, then the hella good hair”

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Luke: “Slow and baby bouncy”

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Luke and Andrew: “They’re the world’s most fearsome fighting team… They’re heroes in a half-shell and they’re green. (Go ninja! Go ninj–Oh) When the evil Shredder attacks… the Turtle boys don’t cut ’em no slack… He’s a radical rat!”

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Andrew: “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11… and a half”

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Andrew: “And, I loved a lot of noisy shit they did that you would hate”

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Andrew: “Holy shit!”

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Andrew: “Holy shit! I mean, yes”

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Andrew: “Oh! I can hear it!”

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Andrew: Saying “Yes, indeed!” and dinging his bell

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Andrew: Singing “Gonna want me for your girl”

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Andrew: “The Simpsons sucks now”

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Andrew: “Things got pretty sweaty in the studio yesterday”

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Andrew: “Try to… summon some trolls in Hearthstone”

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Luke: “Oh my God!”

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Luke: Saying “It stinks!” as The Critic

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Luke: Saying “It stinks!” as The Critic #2

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Luke: Saying “The Internet… It’s the Internetting in these swim trunks” as a character from The Simpsons

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Luke and Andrew: “And, please remember: No mountain too tall… Gonna want me for your girl. Good luck to all”

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Andrew: “I do it all the time”

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Andrew: “I do it… all the time! Because, I’m right all the time and I’m a petty person”

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Andrew: “I do it… all the time!”

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Andrew: “I have done it before”

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Andrew: “I just can’t stand that I’m not first to get married! I’m only 44!”

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Andrew: “I’m a bad texter”

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Andrew: “I’m happy”

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Andrew: “I’m right all the time and I’m a petty person”

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Andrew: “I’m struggling with this”

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Andrew: “Put me on Bang Bang”

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, look at me. I don’t wanna be cruise director anymore, guys” as goofy Luke

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Andrew: Singing “I do it all the time”

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Andrew: “Theo, don’t bite me. I know you wanna be petted”

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Andrew: “Thrilled, happy, jealous or horny”

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Andrew: “We all have problems at work sometimes”

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Andrew: “What are we doing here!?”

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Andrew: “You can just look away!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re such a pain in the ass that you’ve eliminated (Yes) any opportunities to be anybody’s pain in the ass. That’s right”

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Luke: “Ew, we’ll see how this goes. Rrr!”

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Luke: “I am passive-aggressive, hold the passive”

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Luke: “I’m not the cruise director!!”

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Luke: “It’s a beautiful song. I love your song. To me… it’s a beautiful song”

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Luke: “Oh, shit… What happened?”

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Luke: “Wow! They don’t care about me”

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Andrew: “But, I know I’m a murderer”

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Andrew: “I do tend to be more of a beta”

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Andrew: “I… honestly feel like I’m wrong all the time”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Never corner a Luke… He’ll hiss ‘Whatever’ at you”

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Andrew: “Sir, we’re arresting you for murder. Yes; but, I know I’m a murderer”

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Andrew: “That’d probably… make a lot of people happy if I turned on my microphone about once a year”

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Andrew: “Wah-wah. Easy joke”

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Andrew: “Whatever… What…ever”

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Luke: “Friends are just wives you’re not divorced from yet”

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Luke: “Happy Puerto Rican Independence Day!”

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Luke: “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

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Luke: “Pick a lane, Burbs!”

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Luke: “Those are just… how, you know, we’re reacting to stimulus… stimuli… to stimmies”

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Luke: “You can’t say it, you can’t say it, and now you just changed the word”

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Luke: “You know what? Fine. Whatever”

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