Andrew: “Angry Andy retweeting dead tweets!”

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Andrew: “Are you trolling me right now, Rick Rizzs?”

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Andrew: “But, I didn’t think that that would be the best music to bop into the weekend with”

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Andrew: “[email protected]”

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Andrew: “I don’t, I don’t do the, the what they call the ‘chin diaper’ thing”

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Andrew: “I had a tweet that I tweeted”

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Andrew: “I wish I hadn’t started the sentence”

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Andrew: “No, ma’am. Ma’am? Thank you. We got it covered. Thank you”

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Andrew: “Oh, God, Dad! Don’t do this again!”

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Andrew: “Orlesque… what’s that cabbage recipe?”

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Andrew: “Sex is great, but…!”

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Andrew: “So, I grab my, my lappy”

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Luke: “But… if you’re having a Yoohoo… go ahead and be unmasked for the next 45 minutes”

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Luke: “They say, ‘podcast what you know'”

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Luke and Andrew: “Face it… this is Mansfield (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I delete more tweets before breakfast than most (Yeah) people… actually generate in a week”

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Luke and Andrew: “Thank you… (Feel so much better) America for letting me work through this”

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Andrew: Andrew wants to do a whole interview with Stephen King about the word “orlesque”

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Andrew: “Carol, hold my calls”

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Andrew: “For some reason, my brain just blipped out for a second”

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Andrew: “I just listen to those slurpy sounds”

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Andrew: “I played it all night long!”

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Andrew: “I’m broken”

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Andrew: “It crashed my computer, Luke. Nothing is responding! I can’t… Nothing is responding on my computer. I gotta hard reboot my computer. Goddamn this game!”

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Andrew: “It just shut me down!”

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Andrew: “Oh, gonna play some of The Waitress tonight!”

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Andrew: Saying “I’m so sorry!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “There is something going on with me that might be getting more intense with age”

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Andrew: “Well, I like tedious things. Let me just check this out”

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Andrew: “What were you thinking?”

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Andrew: “When I’m trying to think of that word, I can only think of ‘egg sandwich’. I’m broken”

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Andrew: “Wow! It’s already… blank October”

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Andrew: “You know me. I love a tedious game where nothing happens”

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Andrew and Luke: “Once the 17th rolls around, boom! You’re in late October… No. No? Late October is in the 20s. What!?”

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Luke: “But, it’s damp out there”

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Luke: “I just felt like doing it again”

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Luke: “I would be very much… trying to note if the cars were noticing… me… Senpai”

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Luke: “It’s more in the damp category”

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Luke: “This is Schrödinger’s calendar… They are both early and mid-October at the same time”

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Luke: “We need some cartilage… some connective tissue”

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Luke: “You know, if you’re thinking about… making whoopee”

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Luke and Andrew: “The entire book is orlesque. I mean from start to finish (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned while discussing when listeners should have kids and planning them for lower volume Blursday weeks

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Andrew: “Guitarist Joe Perry would love that”

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Andrew: “I have no… moral compunction”

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Andrew: “I was at Teddy’s tonight and I saw you; but, I didn’t wanna say ‘Hi'”

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Andrew: “I was so young when I gave that speech last night”

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Andrew: “I’m ashamed. I’m walking out to the ocean. I’ve been listening to too much La Batard”

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Andrew: “Like, I have no… moral compunction. I don’t know if I’m using that right… I’m foundering here!”

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Andrew: “Nobody ever sees them; but, they just give me pleasure”

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Andrew: “Oh, it’s just… it’s just so funny… Well, you know, it’s not funny. It’s just… it’s just so sweet and it makes you feel good”

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah, Joe Perry asks about you all the time!” as Steven Tyler

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Andrew: “Read the room!”

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Andrew: “Uh, me and your mom are gonna go get a bite to eat”

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Andrew: “What a carpetbagger I am”

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Andrew: “Would I do that?”

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Listener Linda: “Power out”

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Luke: “Cutting!”

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Luke: “Having drinks at the #ThirstyBeaver!”

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Luke: “Hi. This is… Ernie from… Junket Co”

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Luke: “Hollywheoo [ph]“

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Luke: “I gotta go to the… go to the dark side of town on my TV and get that Apple Plus going, or whatever it is”

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Luke: “I think that’s what death is like”

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Luke: “I’m not trying to… poo-poo Friday Night Lights for anyone”

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Luke: “Like, I don’t even know how to make small talk anymore”

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Luke: “Nothing gold can Puyallup”

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Luke: “You know what people sleep on, Andrew… Ethernet connection, baby!”

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Andrew: “Everybody’s got to hear me listening to this!”

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Andrew: “Happy kludgy doc season, Luke!”

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Andrew: “I don’t think so!”

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Andrew: “I’m not trying to start the… Potato-Tomato wars all over again”

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Andrew: “I’m playing a… very dangerous game, Danno”

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Andrew: “So, I was at the height of eye-rolliness”

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Andrew: “So, I’m gonna lay myself on… the ignorant tracks here… As I often, will do”

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Andrew: “Tell me about these grapes!”

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Andrew: “This is the right way to eat fruit!”

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Andrew: “We are officially in… kludgy doc season… of course. So, happy kludgy doc season”

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Andrew: “You don’t get any shoe poo”

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Andrew: “You know, I don’t wanna be a bummer about this!”

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Luke: “Home Alone me once, shame on me. Home Alone me six times… call CPS”

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Luke: Saying “Yoi-yoi-yoi!” in a funny manner

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Luke: “Yesss!”

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Luke: “You need to get divorced, my friend”

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Luke: “You’re a weird person”

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Andrew: “And, maybe you just need more Beatles headlines to get me worked up again”

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Andrew: “And, maybe, this is just me just being a big… a big, sappy guy”

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Andrew: “Hey. Funny story, bank!”

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Andrew: “I don’t condone the throne”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if my employers find that as… ha-ha funny as I do”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if we have anybody in the audience… who can explain podcasts to me. But, if there’s anybody in the audience who can explain how podcasts work… I’m all ears. Let me know. I’m… so confused”

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Andrew: “I hate to be that neighbor, but…”

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Andrew: “In fact, I don’t even like the way I ended my little… grouse there”

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Andrew: “Oh, no shit!”

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Andrew: “Should I cut that out? Was that too blue?”

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Andrew: “Songs That Won The War Vol. 8 Swing Again, Yes Indeed!”

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Andrew: “What are you talking about!?”

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Andrew: “You know what I did there, Luke. I opened my mouth without knowing the shot”

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Andrew: “You were in the, in the moment. You were, you were mortgage horny”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m taking this really to Boring Town. Like, Earnest Town is next to Borington… And, like, right between Earnest Town and Borington is where I’m taking this conversation… (Okay) I’m right on the county line there”

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Luke: “Ay, caramba”

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Luke: “Eat my shorts”

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Luke: “If you really wanna know the dirt on old LB, you gotta reach out to my insurance guy”

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Luke: “Let’s go to Overshare Bluff”

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Luke: “Listen… mortgage horny is better than Snoozeville”

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Luke: “Mortgage horny?”

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Luke: Saying “Well, the boys wanted me out in front and I’m the only original member” in a bad northern English accent

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Luke: “Well… they have… you know, they have pressed my flabbergast button”

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Luke: “What have I been doing with my life?”

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Luke: “What’s your name? Who’s your daddy? Is he rich like me?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Don’t… (It’s learning) praise the portal”

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Luke and Andrew: “I sent an unprotected sext. Yeah… I, I engaged in unprotected text. And, now, my phone… has phone herpes (And, you knew better)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This is the most Luke thing of all time, Andrew. That’s the most Donovan thing of all time”

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