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Clips From TBTL #2748

October 14, 2018 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “A Whirling Dervish of Apology?”

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Andrew: “Alright, what’s the, what do I… what should I do here with my headphones? Right now, I got one ear on, one ear off. Should I have two ears on? No ears? What’s the best headphone look for me?”

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Andrew: “And, something… wet touches… my finger”

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Andrew: “Get your own podcast, Nora!”

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Andrew: “I think I was trying not to sweat on the producer”

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Andrew: “I’m putting that on my résumé! That’s awesome!”

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Andrew: “It was really gross!!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Oh, the Booger-mobile?”

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Andrew: “Thanks, Chris! You’re the best!”

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Andrew: “This is getting weird, though”

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Andrew: “This is my worst nightmare!”

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Andrew: “This was a bad hangover”

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Andrew and Luke: “And, look! I’m not sniffling and coughing… I just don’t know what planet I’m on. Yes”

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Andrew and Luke: “I gave him ample time to clean it up, while I was shopping… and, I came home to the same booger… That’s three stars… What if it was a different booger? Three…”

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Andrew and Luke: “It is… disgusting! It is terrible… Thanks for asking”

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Andrew and Luke: “That’s true!? That happened! You were there! No, I didn’t hear that part”

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Andrew and Luke: “You graduated magna cum laude, I believe. Am I correct on that? Magna cum louder. Oh, shit! Still got it”

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Andrew, Luke and Nora McInerny: Andrew’s sweat stained Cleveland Browns shirt at Mancini’s story

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Kristina Lopez: Saying “Oh my God!” in a Minnesotan accent

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Kristina Lopez: “You’re you and your brother’s your brother”

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Kristina Lopez, Luke and Andrew: Pronouncing the word “Drawing”

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Luke: “Are you ready for that mindfuck?”

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Luke: “Baba Booey!!”

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Luke: “Dude… I am buzzing”

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Luke: “I just lost my shit”

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Luke: Singing “Have I told you lately that I was hospitalized?”

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Luke: “The crowd goes fucking wild”

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Luke: “This… place is a real, real crap-shack”

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Luke: “What a messed up world that would be”

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Luke: “Yeah. Great. What… can’t that… motherfucker do”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you high as balls right now? I kind of am”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you need some alcohol; or, are you high enough on drugs? I’ve, I’m on a very potent mixture right now. Thank you (Okay. Good)”
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Luke and Nora McInerny: “George Thorogood’s ‘Bad to the Bone’… (Oh, God!) Such a shit-bag song”

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Nora McInerny: “Bitch, we live… on a street… People can park wherever they want, dude. Wherever they want!”

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Nora McInerny: “I’m so vulnerable to being murdered by a husband”

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Nora McInerny: “It’s just one big staircase!”

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Nora McInerny and Andrew: “Are you a Luke… or are you an Andrew? And, I said, ‘I’m a Luke; but… wouldn’t we all like to be an Andrew’. What!!?”

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Steve Neuman: “I’m very Minnesotan. It’s… it hurts to be praised. You don’t want that to happen… because, then people think you’re cool.. and, then, you’re sad”

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Clips From TBTL #2747: Luke Burbank Edition

October 14, 2018 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Luke: “Bunk-ass wig”

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Luke: “Can we please go somewhere else!?”

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Luke: “He messed with the wrong Damp Boys!”

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Luke: “I was being such a little… baby yesterday”

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Luke: “I’m a liar”

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Luke: “I’m gonna say something that will probably get me in trouble; but, maybe, she won’t be listening. Talking about, of course, Carey Beth Burbank, my wife (That’s my woife!)”

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Luke: Making air horn and ray gun sounds

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Luke: “Oh my God! Let’s get him”

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Luke: “Oh, it’s the Damp Boys!”

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Luke: Saying “You’re the only one who understands me” as Liam Neeson

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Luke: “Unlimited”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke: “Why is it so claustrophobic in here!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, again, I saw things that I can’t unsee… from the… from the… the, the… the southbound end of a northbound horse that was in front of me. That tail went up… and, (Yeah) I just saw some, I saw some… I saw some troubling, troubling things”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, there was… ice pellets hitting my… (Oh!) cornea!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Back at it again… With the White Damp!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know. I think I’m getting too hung up on the, on the, on the particulars… (I think you are…) Well, once again, you’re siding with Carey… (That’s my woife!) just because she’s the attractive one in our relationship. I think, I’m… I want you to know that I’m… majorly attracted to both of you. Oh, thank you”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just pausing to let… our friend Linh pull that audio (Oh, come on!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, hell yeah! Damp Boys in the house! Damn, Damp Boys! Pew-pew-pew! (Oh my God) Sorry”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, yeah! Ohhh, yeah! Damp Boys in the house!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why are you out here looking for the Devil; when, you should be looking for the light (Yeah. Right!?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know, you get into any kind of forum and people just lose they damn minds (Yeah)”

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Clips From TBTL #2747: Andrew Walsh Edition

October 14, 2018 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “But, why would Roden wanna hurt me?”

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Andrew: “Damn, Damp Boys!”

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Andrew: “Get off the sidewalk!”

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew:”I almost lost my shit today”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t be making cultural references that are above my head”

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Andrew: “Impli-shit-ly”

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Andrew: “Oh!”

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Andrew: “Please don’t say moist”

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Andrew: Quickly saying “Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick!”

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Andrew: “Safer on the street, dude”

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Andrew: Saying “Got a great show for you today, guys!” as a late night show host

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, boy!” in a horse-like manner

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Andrew: “Turn me on, dead man… Turn me on, dead man”

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Andrew: “Wait. What!?”

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Andrew: “What is Strawberry Fields; and, how do I get there with my mind?!”

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Andrew: “What-what!”

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Andrew: “Yeah; cuz, I don’t listen to your show anymore”

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Andrew: “You and I do business mostly on num… Well, I don’t know where you do your business. I do my business on… the second floor, the fourth floor, and sometimes, the fifth floor”

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Andrew: “You know me. I don’t wanna be scolded… I feel self-conscious. I don’t want anybody to even look at me… on a good day”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew asks Luke if he thinks about Live Wire when he’s not fully present

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Andrew and Luke: “I can’t… believe (I know) he just told that joke”

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Andrew and Luke: “They have moist towelettes for your hands… Please, don’t use the word ‘moist’ again; but, yes, I’m still listening”

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Andrew and Luke: “This whole album is hits! (I’m, like, how…) They’re great! These hits are so great!”

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Clips From TBTL #2746

October 13, 2018 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “Calm down, ya comfort turkeys!”

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Andrew: “Every time I turn on the Internet… he’s more famous”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna look at a snake on a plane”

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Andrew: “I dunno what to tell ya”

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Andrew: “I had this wire thing in my pants that I was clicking”

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Andrew: “My God!”

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Andrew: Singing some version of the Super Mario Bros. underground theme

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Andrew: “Take that, art world!”

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Andrew: Things were getting a little fuzzy for Andrew after drinking some whiskey and tequila

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Andrew and Luke: “First of all, I do wanna say that I had this wire thing in my pants that I was clicking when you were picking out which pull tabs to; and, I was trying to signal to you which ones to grab. Please, never tell me about the wire thingy in your pants… just, from an HR standpoint”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke, I got five fingers and I wouldn’t cut any of them off. Oh my God. Are we really… (No) doing that again? No, we’re not”

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Andrew and Luke: “You got two golds, why flaunt your bronze? (Exactly)”

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Luke: “#MassholeLifestyle”

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Luke: “Are you the most famous person in this… room right now!?”

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Luke: “Dang it! So close”

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Luke: “Do you get Google on your phone?”

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Luke: “I got… eighty dollars of pull tab money burning a hole in my pocket”

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Luke: “I, I don’t even wanna know how much internal eye-rolling, at my behavior, you must do on a daily basis; and, just… you know, just silently… putting up with my BS”

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Luke: “I’m pro-any animal… I don’t want humans on the plane. That’s the thing”

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Luke: “My name is Kai Ryssdal”

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Luke: Singing “Hijacks, woo!”

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Luke: Singing “She did me. She did you”

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Luke: “Somebody better get these… horses on this plane”

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Luke: “That explains a lot”

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Luke: “That’s what I’m saying! Get a new look, Frank!!”

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Luke: “The hand sanitizer lotion is very slippery. It’s gonna be difficult for me to activate the sound effects; but, I’m gonna try to do it”

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Luke: “Well, come on now!!”

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Luke: “You’ve always donated to TBTL… and, that’s why we won’t have to… correct you”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, I feel like I got through the segment without saying anything hurtful; and, now, it’s the point (Here we go) where I… Let me see if I can slide this under the wire (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing the Super Mario Bros. underground theme and Andrew saying “Watch out, there’s a fireball!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “That’s just a little… (Yeah) little sunshine in your pocket”

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Luke and Andrew: “The world’s least satisfying cafetorium (Yeah)”

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Luke and Steve Neuman: Singing “Debaser”

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Steve Neuman: Cute laugh

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Steve Neuman: “I’m a comfort Andrew”

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Steve Neuman: “Oh, God”

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Steve Neuman: “She hates two things: immigrants and fluoride; and, she all out of fluoride”

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Steve Neuman: “Their donuts are roughly the size of a toilet seat”

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Steve Neuman: “You son of a bitch”

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Steve Neuman and Luke: Singing “Viral Americans! It was the Viral American”

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