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Clips From TBTL #2972

August 22, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “Blah, blah, blah”

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Andrew: “Collabo”

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Andrew: “Did you poop?”

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Andrew: “Go loud and high”

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Andrew: “I don’t know”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, Luke… I don’t, I don’t know why you say this show is weird. I don’t think there’s anything weird about this show”

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Andrew: “I got more scat to taste”

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Andrew: “I said something about… a boner”

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Andrew: “I’m not being weird here”

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Andrew: “It’s so… freaking fun”

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Andrew: “No, I think I’m lazy”

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Andrew: “Nothing weird about that”

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Andrew: “Oh, dang”

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: “The Land on Demand!”

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Andrew: “What is all that sound!?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I don’t wanna be cruel; and, you know, I love that goddamn dog”

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Andrew: “You can make the argument that I’m a big baby”

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Andrew: “You can make the argument that I’m a big baby when it comes to spoilers”

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Andrew and Luke: “206-414-82…(82) 85 (85)”

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Andrew and Luke: “So far, I’m writing it all down. Talk slower. Okay. Good”

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Andrew ad Luke: “You know what Steven Tyler has dabbled in? Music? Scatting”

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Luke: “Alexa… play Scatman!”

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Luke: “Alexa… put TBTL back on!”

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Luke: “Geez Louise. I’m nipping out hard in that picture”

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Luke: “Gilchrist! How can I screw that up?”

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Luke: “God don’t want me yet, man… I got more feet to taste”

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Luke: “I’m not on trial here everybody, okay!?”

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Luke: “If, if I had to scat in front of people”

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Luke: “Like, if I thought my scat singing was giving me flop sweat, this is gonna be much worse”

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Luke: “Oh, damn!”

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Luke: Photo Booth sound effect coming from Luke’s laptop

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Luke: “Plaidman’s world”

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Luke: Quickly singing “O say can you see, by the dawn’s early light”

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Luke: Saying “There’s no more room in this wagon!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Scatting

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Luke: Scatting #2

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Luke: Scatting #3

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Luke: Snorting

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Luke: “There is something about the soul of a scat”

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Luke: “Turn up the volume… Alexa, turn up the volume… Alexa, turn up the volume”

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Luke and Andrew: “Are you gonna go see that kind of smut talk… (Yeah!) on Saturday!? Would you–I mean, that’s just–that’s… honestly… that is perverted! I don’t need that kinda… gutter talk in my life”

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Luke and Andrew: “I guess we had a good run… probably gonna be empty on Saturday… (Did we?) starting at… 4:30”

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Luke and Andrew: “I suffer from small nipple syndrome (Oh, there they are)”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: “She’s seen some shit! (Yeah) She’ll be able to handle Steven Tyler’s general vibe (Mmm-hmm!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “Would you like to swing on a star. (Swing on a star. Ba-da-doo) Carry moon beams home in a jar”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re having a fire… (Drill) drill!”

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Clips From McMillan Men #3

August 22, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “Beta, cuck, scissors”

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Andrew: Coughing

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Andrew: Drawn out “Way back”

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Andrew: “For the record, I am tripping balls”

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Andrew: “I get such, like… I don’t mean this is in a sexist way… girl detective vibes from her”

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Speaking of my brain being bad”

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Andrew: “These coughs don’t count. The interview hasn’t started yet”

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Andrew: “Tragi-funny”

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Andrew: “You know me. My brain is bad”

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Andrew and Luke: “When I was five, they made me fight a chicken. If the chicken won, I was ‘Louie’; if I won, I was gonna be ‘Louis’. (Yeah) I kicked that chicken’s ass (Wow)”

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Luke: “Do you wanna cold one?”

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Luke: Drawn out “Yup!”

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Luke: “I’m gonna beta cuck them”

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Luke: Making a chef’s kiss sound

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Luke: “Rosham-cuck?”

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Luke: “You are not tripping balls”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m gonna just being beta cucking in the weeds. We called it beta, cuck, scissors, actually, is what we called it in Ohio growing up. Rosham-cuck?”

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Clips From TBTL #2971

August 22, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “Doctor Boat”

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Andrew: “Dude, tattoo that on me”

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Andrew: “God, what a dumb joke. Go. Hit it! Hit it! Hit it! Get us out of this!”

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Andrew: “Hootiful/Banonymous [ph]“

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Andrew: “I don’t know if I agree with that”

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Andrew: “I don’t know what words mean”

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Andrew: “I thought they were real mattresses!”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m making a bunch of weird marsupial noises”

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Andrew: “I’ve got a bit of an edge to my voice; maybe, I’m just a cranky person”

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Andrew: Making a series of funny sounds

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Andrew: Making a series of funny sounds and saying “I don’t know if I agree with that”

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Andrew: “Never mind… Forget it”

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Andrew: “Now, you’re asking the right questions”

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Andrew: “Oh, man!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!!”

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s very intriguing!”

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Andrew: “Okay!”

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Andrew: “There will be jousting… if I have anything to say about it”

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Andrew: “Who’s watching the De Niro’s watchers? She was… she was taking De Niro’s dinero!”

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Andrew: “You’re in Ford country. On a quiet night, you can hear a Chevy rust”

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Luke: “And, I could, like… hear her behind me going, ‘Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no!’ And, then, she just… ate shit… so hard on this path”

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Luke: “I mean, not to get woo-woo”

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Luke: “I, I’m such a… old man yells at… transportation app”

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Luke: Making mouth clicking sounds

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Luke: “Over My Dead Boat!”

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Luke: “Short steps, deep breaths”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m all about parenting outside the box, Andrew. (Mmm-hmm) I’m known for that… That’s why I decided to have a child at age seventeen”

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Luke and Andrew: “The… big… purple balls… on this person! Oh-la-la!”

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Clips From TBTL #2970

August 20, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “Andrew is just babbling about numbers now”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat

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Andrew: “I need to absorb this caffeine!”

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Andrew: “It makes it so we never lose power… Aw, damn!”

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Andrew: “Just because you don’t get good jokes doesn’t mean that jokes aren’t good. I mean, I don’t know what to tell you, Luke… This is on you. You should be embarrassed, not me”

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Andrew: “Just throw a bone and I’ll bring it back”

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Andrew: “(Scatman’s World) I deserve a raise”

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Andrew: “Shut your campaign hole!”

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Andrew: “That’s what I do with my anger! That’s amazing”

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Andrew: “Thus, my… my… gross, glottal-y voice”

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Andrew: “Uh-oh! Podcasting is the next blogs!”

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Andrew and Luke: “I put… (I salute you) put that campaign right in my belly”

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Luke: “Eff this city; they’re just trying to scam ya, man!”

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Luke: “I told ya. I’m having some real trubs here today”

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Luke: Mimicking a rewind sound drop

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Luke: “Oh, really? 2014. Well, let me tell you something about a little show called TBTL!”

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Luke: Saying “In Wired… by” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: Saying “Ya betcha” in a Minnesotan accent

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Luke: Saying “Yah, sure” in a Minnesotan accent

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Luke: “Stop the show”

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Luke: “TBTL Justice Warriors”

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Luke: “TBTL… cancelled!”

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Luke: “That ol’ LB bump”

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Luke: “Towers of bad decision making”

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Luke: “We’ll talk about that too with this guy. Longest running co-bro of the show, known for his drawing of tall ships… grace… majesty… you got it. Doing the work, fish sandwich, coffee… lovers… et cetera, et cetera… Miami meat tent”

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Luke: “We’re in the middle of a podcast boom”

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Luke: “Yeah, let’s blow that… let’s blow that jet up!”

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Luke: “You can correct me if you want; but, know that it won’t do any good… Your feedback will essentially be null”

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Luke: “You wanna talk about wanting to… wring someone’s neck”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t want… blueberry junk in my coffee. Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m also, sometimes, the explosives guy on this show; but, it’s just explosive diarrhea. Ohh!”

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Clips From TBTL #2969

August 19, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “Am I the type of guy who says ‘coyote’? No, I think I’m gonna stick with ‘coyote'”

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Andrew: “Cupping?”

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Andrew: “God, I will not let this show end”

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Andrew: Groaning

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Andrew: “How… did… we… get to the river so quickly?”

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Andrew: “I know that, as a man who is creeped out by snakes, I need to stop Googling, ‘How to catch a snake'”

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Andrew: “I will think about your snake… when I crawl into bed tonight… and, I will think, ‘God! I hope there’s no snakes in the bed'”

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Andrew: “I’m not kidding ya… I… I think I have a real thing with snakes”

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Andrew: “If you want to be of snakes, you gotta listen to me… of snakes”

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Andrew: “It’s the Andrew of snakes. Just say it”

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Andrew: “Like, there are some whiz-bang things that I like”

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Andrew: “Mmm!”

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Andrew: “Mmm! This tastes better”

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Andrew: “Oh wait. Moons aren’t stars… Never mind”

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Andrew: “Oh… God!!”

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Andrew: “This is a very sensitive question that I probably shouldn’t ask”

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Andrew and Luke: “Maybe there will be a moment where I will be staring at the moon, and the snake will also be staring up at the moon; and, no matter how far apart we are… (Yeah) Oh wait. Moons aren’t stars… Never mind”

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Carey Burbank: “Snake’s gonna snake”

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Luke: “And, so, I reached up in there”

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Luke: “Because, I was trying to pull it out”

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Luke: “I definitely did not… nail it”

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Luke: “I definitely did not… nail it… on this one; that’s, that’s for sure”

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Luke: “I thought it was just gonna be derping along there for a while”

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Luke: “I, I keep saying this… and, it’s not interesting to the listeners”

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Luke: “If you got the diapers, I got the time”

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Luke: “It’s Been a Minute with Snake Sanders”

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Luke: “It’s kind of a derpy, little sn–It’s a little turd out there”

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Luke: “Oh my God, I almost lost a finger!”

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Luke: Saying “It probably got mange” in a Chicago accent

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Luke: Saying “Peace of mind! Peace of mind!” as Ringo Starr

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Luke: Saying “We believe that he is so tough” in a Chicago accent

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Luke: “She just raw dogs it”

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Luke: Singing “I’m calling out from snake cam! I’m calling out from snake cam’s world”

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Luke: “Well, I’m sorry, Babes. My bad”

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Luke and Andrew: “Somebody needs to get these mother… (Yeah) friggin’ snakes out of this motherfriggin’ Springs?”

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Clips From McMillan Men #2

August 19, 2019 Linh PhamAudio Clips

Andrew: “And she’s, and she’s straight up crazy too!”

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Andrew: “Everything is okay, alright?”

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Andrew: “It only gets better”

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Andrew: “It’s, like, goddamn… visual poetry”

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Andrew: “Oh, no… Here comes Dennis. Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Saying “We get to meet a new character!”

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Andrew: “There’s no sloppiness in the show”

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Andrew: “There’s so many things I could do to… you know… increase my… handsomeness that I am not doing”

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Andrew: “You are John and I am such an Edward… You know that!”

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Leslie Claret: Rim configuration sales pitch

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Luke: “Aww, shit!”

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Luke: “If whatever, like, you know… shadowy US department was… was cock-blocking the blue… notice”

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Luke: Making a chef’s kiss sound

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Luke: “That is just… chef’s kiss”

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