Andrew: “Bullocks… and buggering”

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Andrew: “By the way, do you think there’s any snogging going on?”

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Andrew: “Could hit the high C! King of the Tuk-Tuk Sound!”

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Andrew: “Do you wanna see my head explode?”

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Andrew: “Hey, asshat!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah! This truck is sticking out way, way, way, way, way, way too far… Management”

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Andrew: “That’s not what stereo means”

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Andrew: “You need to get the kids to school with this giant truck”

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Andrew: “Zero dollarinos”

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Andrew and Luke: “What is this? A fork… and a spoon. It’s (A fa-poon) a fa-poon!”

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Andrew and Luke: “You know what’s in University City? Huh. A university”

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Luke: “I also like the smell of gasoline; which, explains a lot about my forgetfulness on the show”

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Luke: “I was mixing up my bollocks-ing with my buggering”

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Luke: “Oh… hell, yes”

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Luke: Saying “Everybody Loves Raymond” as Brad Garrett

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Luke: “Who over here wants a good buggering?”

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Luke: “Yeah! I speak British… casually. I mean, I can get around… I can say, ‘Putting that in the boot is bollocks’. I can say that”

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Luke: “You’ve got cookies on the brain, buddy”

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Luke and Andrew: “Honestly, I will take this person. (Yeah) I will throat punch them. I am… spoiling for a fight”

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Andrew: “And, also, I took the side of the racists”

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Andrew: “Can I just say… classic… classic breakfast… coffee and donors”

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Andrew: “Don’t touch me. That’s my no-no spot”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if this is too gross to get into right now”

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Andrew: “I don’t know if this is too gross to get into right now; but… you know, I took a shower this morning. That’s not the gross part… I think”

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Andrew: “I just put it in my del.icio.us… social bookmarks register”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna sneeze. I’m just gonna do this. I’m gonna mute”

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Andrew: “I’m not mining for diamonds or anything down there”

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Andrew: “Let me live up to that drop with a weird question here this morning for you, Luke”

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Andrew: Saying “Mrs. Torrent” as Tony from “The Shining”

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Andrew: “That’s not even the right one!”

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Andrew: “The ballerest of baller moves”

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Andrew: “Woke radio is dead! You can’t make money with that. Come over here to where we can, like, objective women and just be awful! And, this is the recipe for success”

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Andrew: “Your body is racked with sneezes”

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Andrew: “Zabba-dabba-doo”

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Andrew and Luke: “Your racist new name is: Taarver Taarver. [ph] Taarver [ph]“

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Luke: “Bing!”

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Luke: Cute “A-choo!”

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Luke: “Doctors call it the ‘no-no spot'”

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Luke: “Don’t touch my no-no spot”

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Luke: “Don’t touch that. That’s my no-no spot”

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Luke: “God, I have a lot… of drops about being drunk!”

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Luke: “I’m not lookin’… at shit!”

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Luke: “In through my eyeballs, out through my mouth”

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Luke: Saxing it up as Kenny G

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Luke: Singing “Flintstone! Meet the Flintstones! Meet the Flintstones. Fun through the town. Their feet go through the cars. Fred Flintstone!” in the style of The B-52’s

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Luke: Singing “Listen to the rhythm of the printed e-mails”

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Luke: Singing “TBTL”

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Luke: “The Home Box Office Television Network, HB-Oughten… [ph] Famously: It’s not television. It’s HB-Oughten [ph]“

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Luke: “Trump, bad… Vaccine, good”

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Luke and Andrew: “Danny… Sorry. Danny can’t open the screener, Mrs. Torrent”

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Andrew: “And, I’m not even usually judge-y about stuff like that in a grocery store”

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Andrew: “But, there are so many of them!”

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Andrew: “Chocolate up!!”

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Andrew: “I met an Oreo at a bar”

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Andrew: “I’m like a… recluse… with a rec room… who never leaves”

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Andrew: “I’m not compromising on this. It’s… science”

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Andrew: “If You Give a Moose a Muffin. If You Give a Pig a Pancake”

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Andrew: “If you give a koala a Corona?”

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Andrew: “It bothers me”

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Andrew: “It bothers me, incredibly. Don’t play the drop”

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Andrew: “Maybe, this is when I became a man, Luke”

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Andrew: Saying “Activate Armisen” as a computer

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Andrew: “That’s when… you get flaxseed oil, but you have too much of it. You got ‘Hali-flax, bro'”

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Andrew: “They’re just… pro-Fauci or get outta here”

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Andrew: “This is… me just getting into details that are probably not… important”

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Andrew: “Who are you? Please give me my child back”

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Andrew: “Ya boop one muppet’s nose; and, the next thing ya know, you’re branded for life”

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Andrew: “Your fingers are just made of you”

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Luke: “And, honestly, I’m still not emotionally right”

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Luke: “I can’t!! It’s a Geo!!”

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Luke: “I’m like a pig with a pancake and you’re like a dog with a donut”

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Luke: “Like, a stroopwafel is a wafer”

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Luke: “My fingers are just made out of me”

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Luke: Saying “Activate the Armisen Protocol” as a computer

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Luke: Saying “Haliflax! [sic]” as the Aflac duck

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Luke: “The fingers are probably entering my mouth’s airspace”

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Luke: “You give a goat some gabagool”

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Andrew: “I am at least, at the very least, a one dollar-inaire”

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Andrew: “I don’t know. Do you know something I don’t know?”

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Andrew: “I have you making out with Smurfs, and I have you making out with Gargamel”

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Andrew: “It had one of those pointy Madonna bras”

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Andrew: “It’s Red, Hot and Blue, Luke!”

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Andrew: “It’s never a good time to make a mess”

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Andrew: “Oh, they’re all Red, Hot and Blue, baby!”

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Andrew: “They was trying to say I was drunk… I had 8 beers. That was all I had”

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Andrew: “What… in the living Hell… just happened?”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I’m not a robe guy”

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Andrew: “Yeah. Um… Yeah… That makes me a little uncomfortable”

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Andrew and Luke: “1 dollar. 2 dollars. 4 dollars. 5 dollars, 10 dollars, 20 dollars, 30, 50, 100, or the big prize, 5000. (Invisibility cloak) Or, the invisibility cloak”

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Andrew and Luke: “Daddy needs a new invisibility cloak (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke: “Not now, Randy!”

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Luke: Singing “We are standing on Holy ground”

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Andrew: “Can we stop that? I know I do this every year… but, just stop it!”

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Andrew: “Have I heard my last turkey gobble of Thanksgiving?”

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Andrew: “I know I do this every year”

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Andrew: “I’m not giving myself a gobble for that”

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Andrew: “Just stop it!”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! Luke, I’m not even joking… the next post below it? ‘Seeking broken-slash-unwanted snow blowers'”

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Andrew: “Oh, Old… Silent McKinley”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Is it a swan?”

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Andrew: “Oh… God! Johnson”

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Andrew: “Pollo not bravo on them”

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Andrew: “So, that’s a negative gobble for me”

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Andrew: “So, we’re gonna try to… do a bang-bang”

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Andrew: “This song is great; but, it’s a little lumpy”

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Andrew: Trying to remember portions of Billy Joel’s “We Didn’t Start the Fire”

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Luke: “JFK. Blown away. What else do I have to say”

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