Andrew: “Anything I’m about to say, don’t take it personally”

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Andrew: “Get in here”

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Andrew: “I’m somebody who is out in the world, making… weird, petty judgments of people all the time”

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Andrew: “Ohh. I don’t know about that”

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Andrew: “Ooh, these are kinda stylish”

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Andrew: “Say, George… Yeah, Bill… Couldn’t this have been an e-mail?”

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Andrew: Stumbling over the name “TBTL”

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Andrew: “Welcome to the ’90s, Andrew”

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Andrew: “What the hell, Prince?”

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Luke: “Ernest Saves Congress”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Rest in Times, Corey. Rest in Times”

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Luke: Saying “Know what I mean, Vern? If I sign ’em both at the same time… I wrote the law” as Ernest

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Luke: Saying “Ma’am! Ma’am! Ma’am! That’s my podcast!” with a cracked voice

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Luke: Saying “Sir! Sir! Sir!” with a cracked voice

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Luke: Singing “Bow down to Washington”

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Luke: Singing “Marconi plays the mamba”

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Andrew: Backrooms of strip clubs

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Andrew: “Because I stayed up all night, my brain seemed so fuzzy. Like, the light seems weird. The, the Sun… seems weird. Everything seems really dead… too”

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Andrew: Car-alarming it up like Theo

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Andrew: “Boy, Theo’s driving me crazy. I’ll take care of that during the break, too. Don’t worry, I’m not gonna kill him; just, gonna put him somewhere”

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Andrew: “But, I think I’m just exhausted with NFT shit!”

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Andrew: “Every decision was wrong”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke… Then I say something!”

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Andrew: “I just don’t understand it, bro!”

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Andrew: “I want to be drinking, with you, at the rail, at the Rusty Crayfish so bad, right now”

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Andrew: “I’ll delete the e-mail so fast, your head will spin”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get a big basket of just fried whatever”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna get a big basket of just fried whatever. Just… Oh, goddamnit”

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Andrew: “I’m not into stuff like that”

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Andrew: “If there were crawfish in Valley City, Ohio, I ain’t never seen one”

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Andrew: “It keeps popping up… like a herpe, Luke”

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Andrew: “Sorry, I’m… dumbfounded at how stupid this e-mail is”

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Andrew: “They didn’t mess around with the scary clown shit”

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Andrew: “Whoa! You were so much more right!”

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Andrew: “Wow! Good question”

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Andrew and Luke: Working, wooking and wooke culture

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Luke: “Big brain on Burbs”

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Luke: “That was when he knew he had effed up”

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Luke: “Well, that’s sad”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke played a drop of Cher singing “Wu-Tang, baby. They rock the world” and Andrew was having none of it

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Andrew: “And, I’m not sensitive to that stuff, I promise!”

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Andrew: Deconstructed Marsupial Gurgle

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Andrew: “He’s the ‘Honk If You’re Horny’ guy”

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Andrew: “I feel like I must have missed an episode of that show somehow; or, I was just so… high that I don’t remember”

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Andrew: “I just did a duet with myself!”

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Andrew: “I just sounded like, a little, squeaky, little marsupial”

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Andrew: “Luke, I swear you made some sort of Marsupial Gurgle sound yourself”

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Andrew: “Negligible… poundage”

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Andrew: “Oh, man. I’m spreading rumors!!”

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Andrew: Saying “Hey, Luke!” as Luke’s agent Mort

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Andrew: Saying “I could also go low” in a deep voice

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Andrew: Saying “We both have to talk in silly voices; so, we know that that’s present” in a falsetto voice

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Andrew: Saying “Weird” right before Luke played a clip of Andrew saying “Weird!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. This is not working for me. This is making me uncomfortable”

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Andrew: “You feel… kind of… naked and vulnerable”

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Andrew: “You squeaked something out”

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Luke: “By the way, that’s how I describe my love making”

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Luke: “I welcome our Andrew Walsh overlords”

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Luke: “I’m known as the Negligible Pounder”

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Luke: Making a Marsupial Gurgle-esque sound

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Luke: Saying “Er, you know” in a Marsupial Gurgle-like manner

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Luke: Saying “Hm, you know” in a Marsupial Gurgle-like manner

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Luke: Saying “Why am I doing this?” in a sing-songy manner

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Luke: “See, I don’t remember the dirty sketches, Andrew; because, I’m not a perv”

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Luke: “The Scarlet P is not following me around”

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Luke: “This is where things get truly complicated on this show”

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Luke: “You gotta mute that microphone!”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for the Marsupial Gurgle website while talking about Andrew’s Marsupial Gurgle sound

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During the show, Andrew said “I’m inside of a whale!” in reference to a story of a man who was swallowed by a whale, but was able to escape.

Andrew: “I’m inside of a whale!”

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I added some reverb to that clip and created a little video using that modified clip:

Andrew: “I’m inside of a whale!” [Reverb]

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Andrew: “As you know, Luke, I’m a Jim Beam person myself”

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Andrew: “But, I feel like such a dirtbag with the plastic bottle”

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Andrew: “Get out your bingo cards”

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Andrew: “I had a… Yoo-hoo or two in my day”

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Andrew: “I have something that could maybe be referred to as a ‘reverse bucket list'”

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Andrew: “I know what my boundaries are”

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Andrew: “I wouldn’t mind getting my… big, ol’ hand around an old-school Gatorade bottle”

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Andrew: “I’m a Kellerman-head, man!”

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Andrew: “I’ve seen some big cats!”

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Andrew: “It would trigger all kinds of anxieties for me! I mean, fear of heights is on there; but, just, like, fear of… the world… fear of my own clumsiness, fear of everything would kick in”

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Andrew: “Mmm!!!”

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Andrew: “Nope!”

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Andrew: “Oh, yeah!”

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Andrew: Singing “I am the Sun, you are the Moon”

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Andrew: Singing “I was walking with Genevieve”

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Andrew: “Thank you!”

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Andrew: “That is my… jam. That is my summer jam. That is my vacation jam”

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Andrew: “We’ve just been so middle-age on the show recently”

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Andrew: “You have the tone of a man who doesn’t wanna be overheard doing his podcast”

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Andrew: “You know, I love me some Ron Funches”

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Andrew and Luke: “I thought it was a Roomba, man… I was, like, ‘Oh, no’. Hey! I have human friends, too; like, my nephew Luke”

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Luke: “Bro… go to Pluto!”

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Luke: “If I had my bell with me, I would ding it right there”

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Luke: “Since we’re already saying things that are inappropriate or… might… trigger the listeners… this is basically porn for you, right, Andrew?”

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Luke: Yodeling “Yachats!”

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Andrew: “Ahhh!”

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Andrew: “And, I’ve never masturbated in a work call before”

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Andrew: “And, then, I think my brain just wandered from there”

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Andrew: “Are those astronaut pants? Cuz, your ass is out of this world”

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Andrew: “Ha-ha!! Nicole Kidman!”

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Andrew: “Hugh Grant, Hugh Grant, Hugh Grant, Hugh Grant”

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Andrew: “I fumbled my way through this BS before”

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Andrew: “I fumbled my way through this BS before… Boy, that’s gonna be a drop, isn’t it?”

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Andrew: “I hate those words”

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Andrew: “I have that disease when I’m not on the radio too”

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Andrew: “I probably had Cody, you know, sucking the file through the system”

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Andrew: “I stole money. That’s not so bad. Where did you steal it from? Church”

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Andrew: “I swear, it’s the times that I’m wrong is when I’m strident with you”

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Andrew: “I’m free now. I can say whatever I want, knowing that that will never be isolated”

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Andrew: “I’m not totally convinced it’s made up”

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Andrew: “Interesting”

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Andrew: “Let’s just say… Andy got a habit”

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Andrew: “Oh, we’ve been had”

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Andrew: “Once again… Andrew’s wrong to prove your point, Luke”

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Andrew: Singing “Na-ma-na-na… Binaca donk”

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Andrew: “Too clean, Luke… I was too… clean… to… heal!”

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Andrew: “Wait a second! Have we been had here?”

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Andrew: “What if I suddenly become good at podcasting?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Astronomy (-nomy)”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned re: work and other things that will soon get in the way of listening to TBTL and pulling drops

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Andrew and Luke: “I was multitasking. I probably had Cody, you know, sucking the file through the system, and I was doing this, and I was (Please explain to people that Cody is a computer system and not a guy) uploading that… I was not talking about the computer system”

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Luke: “Binaca donk”

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Luke: “I regret nothing, Andrew. Because, you know what? The joy that I felt yesterday was real”

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Luke: “I’ll see your error, Andrew, and raise it”

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Luke: “I’m strident all the time! Which… following that logic means I’m probably wrong all the time”

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Luke: “Now, if you cut me open, it’s mostly Jameson”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah, maybe this is the time for listening!” in a cracked voice

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Luke: Saying something in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Honky-tonk… Binaca donk”

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Luke: “That’s a lot of negatives, Burbs”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew Kokomo’d Luke during Music for Your Weekend

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Andrew: “Am I buggin’ ya… Don’t mean to bug ya”

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Andrew: “But, who’s F Perez!?”

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Andrew: “Check for MAGA shells”

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Andrew: “Don’t blow your armpits dry with it in the morning”

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Andrew: “First of all, I’m so rarely wrong on this show”

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Andrew: “Fuck, I hate that”

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Andrew: “Happy Blursday, damnit!”

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Andrew: “I don’t like the press”

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Andrew: “I don’t like the press… You know, like, that’s where I’m coming from”

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Andrew: “Is that hot off the drop presses?”

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Andrew: “It’s the terrible tweet!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “No! It’s not!”

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Andrew: “No, bro!”

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Andrew: “Okay”

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Andrew: Saying “Unlocked!” and making a funny sound

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Andrew: “Stop pooping in our parking lot!”

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Andrew: “That’s a bad tweet”

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Andrew: “The Milky Way! The Milky Way!”

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Andrew: “What the shit!?”

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Andrew: “What!!?”

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Andrew: “When I’m complaining about the garbage, that’s a negative sound”

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Andrew: “You put me here, man”

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Andrew and Luke: “And this reporter picked… four (The worst tweets!) of the worst tweets I’ve… ever… read… in my life!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No! (Yes) No!”

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Luke: “A friendly reminder to pick up after your fur babies”

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Luke: Saying “Has the GOP indoctrinated and recruited the, the cicadas?” as Ben Stein

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Luke: “Some very… moisture… I’m sorry I used that word”

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Luke: “Stop pooping in our parking lot”

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Luke: “Truckin -N- Fuckin”

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Luke: “What you’re seeing is a bad tweet”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for providing Luke a clip of Andrew saying “Wait a second!! I’m wrong!” from #3440

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Luke and Andrew: “Stop meat shitting in our parking lot? (Oh, God!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “The Meat Shits. Oh… God! Stop!”

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Luke and Andrew: “What a world. What a world”

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