Some Marsupial Gurgle News

8 years ago, I started pulling clips and turning them into ringtones for TBTL Tens on the Facebook sTens group and created a little web page that listed them out. Little did I know that I would be pulling, editing, tagging dozens of clips (Dozens!) from each show and posting them on to a website like this.

I’ve considered pausing that task a few times over the years. It wasn’t until May that I made the decision to stop doing so.

As Luke and Andrew mentioned in the following clips, I will continue to listen to each episode and will still be part of the sTens community. I will also keep the site up as long as I can financially afford to do so. If you like to help pitch in with covering the hosting costs, you can send over a few dollarinis here.

Also, I will still pull some clips from the show that I find funny enough and have the time to do so. I will also keep the Clip Requests Form open for any special requests (time permitting, of course).

Luke: Teasing Marsupial Gurgle news at the top of the show

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Luke and Andrew: Marsupial Gurgle news

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Luke: Reading my Music for Your Weekend request

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Clips From TBTL #3950

Andrew: Saying “Where is the bleach? Where is the bleach? My eyes. My eyes” as a Dalek [ed: Used ring modulation and distortion effects in Audacity to alter the clip]

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Andrew: Saying “Where is the bleach? Where is the bleach? My eyes. My eyes” as a robot

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Clips From TBTL #3943

Andrew: “Are you about to sing ‘How Do You Solve a Problem Like Julio’?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Genevieve. You’re not out there, are you?”

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Andrew: “I think I’m screwed”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m so… ashamed of myself”

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Andrew and Luke: Marsupial Gurgle getting mentioned

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Luke: Getting thanked for maintaining Marsupial Gurgle

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Luke: “This just proves the power of Marsupial Gurgle”

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Clips From TBTL #3942

Andrew: “Dennis Franz butt”

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Andrew: “Did you get a weird e-mail from me this morning?”

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Andrew: “I hope that too, Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Let me share this immediately. Please be for immediate release. Do not embargo this shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, there it is! Full butt”

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Andrew: “We had to Google his butt”

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Andrew: “We saw butts”

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Andrew: “We saw various butts!”

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Andrew: “Where’s robot Luke?”

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Listener Seth: AI-generated voice of Terry Gross doing an intro

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Luke: “First of all, paper feels like the most beta cuck… thing you can do”

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Luke: “I sweat when I eat!”

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Luke: “Scissor is fun to do”

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Luke: Singing “And, my other hand is throwing up a peace sign”

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Luke and Andrew: “Jalapeno… Jalapeno [sic]

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Luke and Andrew: “Open, open, open (Ooh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Open, open, open, open (Open, open)”

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Clips From TBTL #3941

Andrew: “Googling and goggling”

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Andrew: “Hi. I’m Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Oh, my Lord, do they frown on that, Luke”

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Andrew: “Thanks, meat-cat!”

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Andrew: “That’s where you are, baby!”

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Andrew: “Yeah… You don’t belong here”

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Listener Seth: AI-generated episode of TBTL with AI-generated voice of Terry Gross

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Listener Seth: AI-generated voice of Terry Gross saying “I bought a tuna, bro. It doesn’t mean I think I’m better than anyone else… I’m Terry G. Power out, dummies”

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Luke: “Do you understand… how dumb I am?”

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Luke: Tripping over saying “Plymouth, Massachusetts”

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Clips From TBTL #3940

Andrew: “Depression Tuesday”

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Andrew: “I’ve really just, somehow… slid right into this career where it just gives me… all of my off time, I can just regret everything”

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Andrew: “It’s sparking!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “The lack of gas is not the problem. It’s sparking! It’s sparking!”

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Luke: Saying “I have three jobs” in a drunken manner

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Luke: Saying “I work in TV” in a drunken manner

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Luke: Saying “I’m the person they point the camera at”

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Luke: Saying “Well, I also have a radio show”

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Luke: “They got levels, Jerry!”

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Clips From TBTL #3939

Andrew: “I’m a human being”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Rip.. did-a-lip… it’s your birthday. Rip… did-a-lip, it’s your birthday”

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Andrew: “The whole decision making process on this seems odd to me”

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Andrew and Luke: “Rip-did-a-lip-dip-dip, it’s your birthday. (Thank you. Thank you very much)”

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Luke: “I look really good… today”

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Luke: “Sumac? Sumac for what?”

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