Day: August 17, 2016

Throughout the show, Luke played a backmasked version of the Success/Fanfare Trumpet drop when things went a little awry or a little off during the show.

Backmasked Success/Fanfare Trumpet

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Andrew: “Blue Doymond!”

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Andrew: “Boy, I’m hearing how stupid this sounds before I’ve even say it this time.”

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Andrew: “Brooklyn, I’m in you!”

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Andrew: “Cold. Dead. Hand.”

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Andrew: “I did some damage on those”

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Andrew: “It’s a pic-a-nic”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Nice!”

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Andrew: “Noice”

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Andrew: “Oh, no.”

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Andrew: “Oh, there goes a skunk!”

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Andrew: “We could do this; but, if we do this, I guess I kinda want to know that we’re doing it.”

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Andrew: “We got real loose, man.”

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Andrew: “Yard games… and jarts!”

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Andrew: “Yas!”

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Andrew: “Yes, that is all coming back to me now.”

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Andrew: “You know me, I get a kick out of that shit.”

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Andrew and Luke: “A drop in the hand is (Uh-huh) worth two in the archive.”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew volunteeringly says that we will be wearing nothing but a bowtie and cuffs

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Andrew and Luke: “Blue Doymond! Blue Doymond.”

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Andrew and Luke: “I luke turtles. O RLY?”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “I wish I would know how long those intros are; so, that I would start eating my piece of string cheese a little bit earlier, so I’d be ready to go”

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Luke: “Nice!”

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Luke: “Noice!”

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Luke: “Noice!” #2

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Luke: “Oh my goodness gracious. Did I love me a pudding pop.”

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Luke: “Olive, the Bay Kitty”

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Luke: “Pudding pops!”

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Luke: Saying “Oh yeah, your cousin? She’s a good lawyer, she got them Blue Diamond almonds.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good luck tonight on the radio show, Mr. Walsh. Oh, thanks. It’ll be… something. Ha!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s also important to remember: we got fired. Yeah, right. Exactly. That’s why I’m doing this at my house right now, in some sweat shorts (Right); cuz, I’m not allowed to have the show on the radio station.”

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Luke and Andrew: “Noice! Oh, God. Oh, no.”

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Andrew: Chuckling

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Andrew: “Dirty Uncle Steve used to be covered in winner’s dust.”

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Andrew: “Don’t forget, you’re talking to a man who knows one of yo–like, knows two of your three passwords.”

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Andrew: “First of all, it’s not called dandruff. It’s called winner’s dust. And you, of all people, should know that.”

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Andrew: “Holy shit snacks”

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Andrew: “I know you’re lying; because, no offense, but you can’t grow a five o’clock shadow.”

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Andrew: “I shouldn’t be broadcasting this, and I don’t know if this is, um… Because, it’s not quality… content.”

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Andrew: “I was just a little turd out there.”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry guys, I like Bud Light. I’m sorry.”

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Andrew: “I’m the one with the podcast now.”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: “Oh, no! I know! Oh, no!”

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Andrew: Playing a clip from “After These Messages” about a Jeep ad with Olympics tie-in

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Andrew and Luke: “I will laugh at every one of your jokes if you promise to not to describe yourself anymore. Oh, my plan finally worked.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, you got the vacation beard. Well, no.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ten feet away from you and I look in your direction, and I can see that you have something going on on your face. No. No.”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why don’t you save it for the picnic; and then, everybody can touch your face at the picnic. Ooh, I’m, I’m fine with that.”

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Andrew and Luke: “You’re just a, you’re just a little turd out there. Just a little turd. You thought you were the shit, but you were like, you were the turd.”

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Luke: “And I’d go, ‘ROS?’ and he’d go, ‘Yep'”

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Luke: Doing a truck ad as Denis Leary

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Luke: Giggling and saying “I love it!”

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Luke: “He needed to dazzle them with a deut.”

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Luke: “I have a, you know, deep insecurity about my masculinity.”

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Luke: “Is it legal to be that insane, America?”

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Luke: “Is that legal?”

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Luke: “Jessica, I don’t, I don’t really believe in heaven; but, if there is a heaven, you just described it.”

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Luke: Lip Smacking

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Luke: “Long story… longer”

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Luke: “My woif!”

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Luke: Reading “I never tell a podcaster how to podcast” from a text message received from Carey

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Luke: Reading “Just my two podcast cents” from a text message received from Carey

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Luke: “ROS: Right On Schedule”

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Luke: Saying something that needs to be Google translated

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Luke: “So, Jessica, game recognize game, tip of the cap and all that.”

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Luke: “That’s what’s weird, my friend.”

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Luke: “The ‘Triple P Ranch’ for short”

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Luke: “Welcome to the new-conomy my friend. Click, click, click. I just ordered them off Amazon.”

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Luke: “YOLO”

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Luke: “YOLO, and the like. Or, YODO, as my mom says.”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew asks what “Upper Decking” means and instantly regrets/remembers what it means when Luke starts explaining

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew would have to be making out with Luke to feel the vacation beard stubble

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Luke and Andrew: “Ask me what I’m wearing, Andrew. Refuse to do that. Fool me once. Five o’clock shadow and a smile.”

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Luke and Andrew: Hot streaks of good decisions, Olive Garden and Hospitalia-no

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Luke and Andrew: “I like all, all, all the sports. I do all the different ways. (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “I wouldn’t piss on you if you were on fire! (Exactly) I wouldn’t piss on that drink if it were on fire.”

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Sound of Andrew throwing something while Luke is talking

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