Grab Bag of Drops

These are additional drops that are played on TBTL infrequently, referred to on the show, or have been requested to be played on the show.

Also, the latter half of this page are series of drops that have been categorized by the show or source that it comes from.

ABC: “After these messages, we’ll be right back” (Cowboy Version #2)

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“Ah, I guess I just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business”

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Brian Collins: “And, boom goes the dynamite”

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Charlie Kelly: “But, I eat stickers all the time, dude!”

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“Charlie bit me”

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“Charlie, that really hurt!”

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Charlie and Dennis: Day Man vs Night Man

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Liz Lemon: Cheesy Blasters

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Steve Inskeep: “Dazzling details”

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“Doctor! Doctor!” Song

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Alec Ogston: “Don’t Kill No Salmon”

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Diane Barrows: “Did you just say dern?”

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Ferd Fteenthousand

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Married: “Forget it Russ, it’s Koreatown”

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John Oliver: “Generally, generally, you are lucky if you live in a state that has a Primary; unless, you’re a Democrat in Washington state, where things get a little more complicated”

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Aaron Mason: Grandious “Commercials in the news!”

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The Olsen Twins: Chopped and Screwed “Gimme Pizza”

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Undeclared: “Hey, cheer up! It’s Taco Tuesday.”

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“Hooray for you!”

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Tommy Saxondale: Hot Yoga

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Oswin Oswald: “I did make you a soufflé, but it was too beautiful to live.”

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“I know what sex means and is. I know about the clubs and drugs.”

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“I love juice!”

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George Brett: “I shit my pants last night…”

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“I want pie! I want beef jerky!”

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Bob’s Burgers: “I want to be the bad boy of public radio, like Elvis Mitchell!.”

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Sarah Koenig: “I’m so excited about this show. It is weird, it is beautiful. It has a plot that goes in fascinating directions that I never saw coming.”

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Linda Scott: “I’ve Told Every Little Star” (Intro song for Andrew Walsh’s and Genevieve Haas’s After These Messages podcast)

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“Idiot” (From TBTL #2242)

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Dad: “It looked like, if a 100 birds flew over and went to the bathroom all simultaneously, that’s what it would look like.”

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Sean Archer: “It’s like looking in a mirror… only, not.”

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Bruce Chandling: “Laser pointers!? You know what I’d like to do? I’d like to take my laser car… and drive it off a laser cliff!”

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Kenny “K-Strass” Strasser: K-Strass Scat

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Don and Mike: Larry King / Paint Your Bald Spot?

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John Ashcroft: Singing “Let the Eagle Soar”

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John Ashcroft: Singing “Let the Eagle Soar” (Long Version)

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“Man, it is nasty out there.”

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Jim Kosek: “Mucho… farther northo”

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Neanderthal “E” Sound

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Sean Archer: “Oooooooweee! You good looking! Ya hot! It’s like looking in a mirror… only, not.”

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Sean DeTore Investigates

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Sergio Dipp: Infamous Football Game Call on TV

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W. Kamau Bell: “So, maybe this podcast is just too beautiful to live”

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Ann Lundholm: Singing “TBTL” (From Little Red Bandwagon #255)

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John Oliver: “So, you know your awful friend, who says he doesn’t vote cuz he doesn’t feel like his vote doesn’t count, if he’s a Washington Democrat participating in the Primary, he’s right. He’s still awful, but he’s still right.”

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Moe: “The Forget-Me-Shot”

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Dana Chivvis: “The Weenie Bikini, the Ding-a-ling Sling, the Speedon’t, the Banana Hammock, the Grape Smuggler, the Miami Meat Tent, the Saint-Tropez Truffle Duffle, the Scrote Tote”

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Pee-Wee Herman and Dottie: “There’s a lot of things about me that you don’t know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn’t understand. Things you couldn’t understand. Things you shouldn’t understand. I don’t understand. You don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I’m a loner, Dotty. A rebel. So long, Dot.”

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Fargo: “There’s two ways this can go”

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Charlie Rose: “We are living in the midst of a podcast boom”

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Bruce Williams: “Welcome to my world”

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Kid: “You know what he did… he kicked him in the penis”

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“You make me touch your hands for stupid reasons”

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Captain Picard: “You’re damned right!”

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From “After These Messages”

Genevieve Haas: “Oh my God! How do I, how do you, how do you even live!!? How do you even live!!!?” (From Episode #83)

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Andrew Walsh and Genevieve Haas: “You can keep it for seven days!? (Yeah) How are you staying in (How!?) business!? Turns out, they’re not.” (From Episode #83)

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From “Archer”

Cheryl Tunt: “A problem or a blessing?”

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Cheryl Tunt: “This is so boring and forever taking”

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Lana Kane: “Nope! No, noo, noo, noo, noope”

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Pam Poovey: “Holy shit snacks”

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Pam Poovey: “Holy shit snacks!”

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Ray Gillette: “Dukes”

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Ray Gillette: “Double Dukes”

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Ray Gillette: “Triple Dukes”

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From “Arrested Development”

George Bluth Sr.: Chicken Sounds

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George Bluth Sr., Michael Bluth, Lucille Bluth and Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Michael Bluth is a Chicken

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Gob Bluth: Aggressive Chicken Sounds

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Gob Bluth: Aggressive Chicken Sounds #2

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Gob Bluth: Chicken Sounds

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Gob and Buster Bluth: Gob making chicken sounds and Buster saying “That’s not how chickens sounds. Chickens don’t clap!”

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Lindsay Bluth Fünke: Chicken Sounds

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Lindsay Bluth Fünke and Gob Bluth: Chicken Sounds

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Lucille Bluth: Chicken Sounds

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Tobias Fünke: “Excuse me. Do these effectively hide my thunder?”

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From “Cat Massage Lady”

Cat Massage Lady: “A cat’s tail is his badge of honor. So, let’s not neglect it.”

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Cat Massage Lady: “A Whisker Watch Alert is in effect here”

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Cat Massage Lady: “Belly-rama”

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Cat Massage Lady: “Boring!”

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Cat Massage Lady: “Caution: If your kitty doesn’t like her fur disturbed, she may tell you to shuffle out the door”

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Cat Massage Lady: “Good for you. Use two hands to double your pleasure and double your fun.”

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Cat Massage Lady: “Is your cat a talker? If so, cat massage will bring out his best mega meow moments. We call it: power purring”

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Cat Massage Lady: “It’s time for cat massage!”

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Cat Massage Lady: “Mmmmmm!”

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Cat Massage Lady: “Now. When to cat massage. Whenever! But, it’s only a matter of time before your cat starts wanting cat massage; then, starts demanding cat massage”

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Cat Massage Lady: “Remember: A Major Whisker Watch Alert is in effect here”

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Cat Massage Lady: “Right up to the chinny-chin-chin”

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Cat Massage Lady: “Simply start from the base of the rump, rubbing your way out, and follow it to its natural conclusion”

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Cat Massage Lady: “The front of your cat is a veritable treasure chest of fun”

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Cat Massage Lady: “This is a really groovy move”

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Cat Massage Lady: “This is especially good for macho cats”

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Cat Massage Lady: “We touch all the time; so, why not be the best at it. Like the touch of a fairy.

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Cat Massage Lady: “Who’s the best cat in the United States? ‘It’s you!’ chant the camper, ‘It’s you!'”

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Cat Massage Lady: “You don’t need a swimming pool for this breaststroking”

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From “Cooking With Coolio”

Coolio: “It’s working! It’s working!”

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Coolio: “Look good, smell good, taste good, is good!”

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Coolio: “Remember: Look good, tastes good, smell good, is good! Shaka zulu!”

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Coolio: “Shaka Zulu, motherfucker!”

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From “Complicated Drumming Techniques”

Fred Armisen: Flam Rest

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Fred Armisen: “It’s a little bit of a, a groof.”

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Fred Armisen: “Just In Time” Drum Lesson

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Fred Armisen: Polynesian Nightmare

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Fred Armisen: Paradiddleladdlegram

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Fred Armisen: Paradiddleladdlegram with Foot Pattern

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Fred Armisen: Paradiddleladdleliddle

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From “Detroiters”

Sam and Tim: Sam only ate three hot dogs for lunch and his body’s literally eating itself

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Tim and Sam: “Sam? Uh-huh? I love you and I trust you.”

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From “Friends”

Chandler and Phoebe: “Alright, check out this bad boy! 12 megabytes of RAM, 500 megabyte hard drive, built-in spreadshee capabilities, and a modem that transmits at over 28,000 bps. Wow, what are you gonna use it for? Games and stuff.”

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Chandler: “Spreadshee”

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From “Jeopardy!”

Alex Trebek: Reading a Final Jeopardy! response that included “Turd Ferguson”

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Alex Trebek: Reading a portion of “Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang” on Jeopardy!

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Alex Trebek: Reciting more rap lyrics on Jeopardy!

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Alex Trebek: “This Canadian rapped ‘Jumpman, Jumpman, Jumpman, them boys up to somethin’, uh uh uh. I think I need some Robitussin'”

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From “Leeroy Jenkins”

“Goddamn it, Leeroy! Goddamn it”

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Leeroy: “It’s not my fault!”

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Leeroy: “Let’s do this. Leeroy Jenkins!!!!”

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From “Moms on the Net”

“Are you on the Internet. Isn’t that for technogeeks with spreadsheets? Oh, Nell, you need the power!”

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“Isn’t tha–“

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“Isn’t that for”

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“Isn’t that for tec–“

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“Isn’t that for technogee–“

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“Isn’t that for technogeeks with”

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“Isn’t that for technogeeks with spread”

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“Isn’t that for technogeeks with spreadshee–“

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“Isn’t that for technogeeks with spreadsheets?”

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“Okay, so what the heck’s the net? W-W dot this and W-W dot that. Let’s W-W-W dot explain it.”

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“We surf, surf the net!”

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From “Parks and Recreation”

Alex’s Police Exam

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Donna: “Is there, and I’m just guessing here, some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of and have taken none of or maybe too much of today?”

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Donna and Craig: “Is there, and I’m just guessing here, some kind of medication that you maybe need a lot of and have taken none of or maybe too much of today? Oh I have a medical condition all right. It’s called caring too much!”

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Leslie Knope: Ahh! Crap on a crayfish, that really stings!”

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Tom Haverford: Food Slang

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From Pete Franklin

Pete Franklin: “And, we are the children… of the world!”

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Pete Franklin: “But, hold… on to everything!”

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Pete Franklin: “This is Pete Franklin on the Sportsline, and I talk to more sports fans than anyone”

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From “Saturday Night Live”

Alec Baldwin as Trump: “Actually, that’s not why I do it. I do it because… my brain is bad.”

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Alec Baldwin as Trump: “I do it because… my brain is bad.”

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Alec Baldwin as Trump: “It’s pronounced ‘Gyna'”

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Alec Baldwin as Trump: “My brain is bad.”

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From “Schitt’s Creek”

Moira: Having trouble saying “Herb Ertlinger” (From S1 E6)

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Moira: Herb Ertlinger Fruit Wines Advert (From S1 E6)

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Moira: “I’m gonna fucking nail it.” (From S1 E6)

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From Shepard Smith’s Solar Eclipse 2017 Coverage on Fox News

Shepard Smith: “According to one legend from ancient China… China… people were scared that a dragon might eat the sun; which… it’s always something to consider”

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Shepard Smith: “How was it? Response: Weird, dark, cold, another dark, amazing, I love nature, amazing, I’m gonna die now. And, we hope that doesn’t happen.”

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Shepard Smith: “How was it? Was it everything?”

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Shepard Smith: “If I put this here, and my phone here, I have a total eclipse of the phone”

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Shepard Smith: “¡Jalapeña! [ph]

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Shepard Smith: Singing “Where the deer and the antelope play”

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Shepard Smith: “So… here, it’s a little darker than usual. But… it’s not… like… dark”

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Shepard Smith: “Wanna see a total eclipse of this monitor?”

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Shepard Smith: “Wow, would you look at that! It’s a total eclipse of the sun!”

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From Steve Fournier Interview

Steve Fournier: “Do you set yourself up to completely fail… the crowd; or, you go out there and you rock a house”

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Steve Fournier: “Or, you go out there and you rock a house”

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From “Strangers With Candy”

Mr. Noblet and Jerri: Lie Detector Test

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Mr. Noblet: “Well, we know you’re good at lying”

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From “The Room”

Johnny: “How can they say this about me? I don’t believe it. I show them. I will record everything.”

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Johnny: “I did not hit her, it’s not true, it’s bullshit, I did not! Oh hi, Mark!”

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Johnny: “You are tearing me apart, Lisa!”

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From Tony Rizzo

Tony Rizzo: “Child, please!”

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Tony Rizzo: “Get the hell outta here!”

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Tony Rizzo: “God bless America!”

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Tony Rizzo: “I can only eat so much poop.”

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Tony Rizzo: “I don’t have to like it!”

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Tony Rizzo: “I don’t wanna hear it”

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Tony Rizzo: “I wanna win!”

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Tony Rizzo: “I don’t want you on my team!”

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Tony Rizzo: “I want winners! And, I want people that wanna win! I don’t want people that celebrate losing!”

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Tony Rizzo: “I’ve had it! I’ve had it with sucking!”

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Tony Rizzo: “My God!”

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Tony Rizzo: “This is crap!”

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Tony Rizzo: “That is the loserist of all loser moves I’ve ever heard in my life. My God, man!”

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Tony Rizzo: “What did we ever do to deserve this?”

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Tony Rizzo: “When!? When!? When!? When!?”

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Tony Rizzo: “When are we gonna hold these people accountable? When!? When!? When!? When!?”

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Tony Rizzo: “You don’t win anyway! Who the hell wants you on my show!!?”

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Tony Rizzo: “You’re not getting the job done in your job! And, you’re getting paid a million dollars to do it! And, it’s not not working! That’s not my fault!”

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