Some Marsupial Gurgle News

8 years ago, I started pulling clips and turning them into ringtones for TBTL Tens on the Facebook sTens group and created a little web page that listed them out. Little did I know that I would be pulling, editing, tagging dozens of clips (Dozens!) from each show and posting them on to a website like this.

I’ve considered pausing that task a few times over the years. It wasn’t until May that I made the decision to stop doing so.

As Luke and Andrew mentioned in the following clips, I will continue to listen to each episode and will still be part of the sTens community. I will also keep the site up as long as I can financially afford to do so. If you like to help pitch in with covering the hosting costs, you can send over a few dollarinis here.

Also, I will still pull some clips from the show that I find funny enough and have the time to do so. I will also keep the Clip Requests Form open for any special requests (time permitting, of course).

Luke: Teasing Marsupial Gurgle news at the top of the show

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Luke and Andrew: Marsupial Gurgle news

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Luke: Reading my Music for Your Weekend request

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Clips From TBTL #4030

Andrew: “Bing-bing-bing”

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Andrew: “Boom-boom-boom”

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Andrew: “Boom-boom-boom” #2

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Andrew: “Bus comes, bus stops, bus goes, he stays”

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Andrew: “I also have a… ‘Oh my God! Like, that is on me’ face”

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Andrew: “I am literally sweating and my glasses are steamed up”

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Andrew: “I don’t know, Andrew. Aren’t you an adult?”

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Andrew: “I say, I say, wassup dawg?”

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Andrew: “I say, I say, wassup dawg?” #2

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Andrew: “I was on the toilet pee-peeing. He was on the toilet pee-peeing. We’ all pee-peeing. It was great!”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry!”

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Andrew: “Let the fun begin”

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Andrew: “Oh, Ma, Pa, it’s just beautiful”

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Andrew: “They entered Carl’s world”

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Andrew: “Wee-wah, wee-wah”

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Andrew: “You should see my ‘Oh my gosh, I’m sorry’ face”

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Andrew: “You’re like the coolest person I’ve ever met”

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Luke: “Bubbles. Fuck”

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Luke: “Nü”

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Clips From TBTL #4019

Andrew: “Are we… gonna be in trouble?”

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Andrew: “Because, I’m scared of, of making the buzzer sound with my mouth”

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Andrew: “I don’t care about them! It’s Jon Sklaroff time!”

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Andrew: “I don’t care about them! It’s Jon Sklaroff time!” #2

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Andrew: “I don’t care about them! It’s Rickey time!”

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Andrew: “If I play the buzzer sound, it’s gotta come from my mouth”

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Andrew: “Jon Sklaroff don’t like it when Jon Sklaroff can’t find Jon Sklaroff’s limo”

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Andrew: “Jon Sklaroff was a great base stealer, but, today, now I’m the greatest”

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Andrew: Making a buzzer sound

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Andrew: “Now, everybody’s kinda shocked and amazed that Jon Sklaroff’s got your head in a daze, and I’m about to start a new rap craze”

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Andrew: “Now, everybody’s kinda shocked and amazed that Jon Sklaroff’s got your head in a daze, and I’m about to start a new rap craze” #2

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Andrew: “Rickey Henderson don’t like it when Rickey Henderson can’t find Rickey Henderson’s limo”

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Luke: Baying like a wolf

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Luke: “The Junkyard Dog is gonna bay at the moon and feast on your bones”

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Luke: “This guy has herpes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can just pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining. Sure”

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Clips From TBTL #3950

Andrew: Saying “Where is the bleach? Where is the bleach? My eyes. My eyes” as a Dalek [ed: Used ring modulation and distortion effects in Audacity to alter the clip]

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Andrew: Saying “Where is the bleach? Where is the bleach? My eyes. My eyes” as a robot

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Clips From TBTL #3943

Andrew: “Are you about to sing ‘How Do You Solve a Problem Like Julio’?”

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Andrew: “Hey, Genevieve. You’re not out there, are you?”

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Andrew: “I think I’m screwed”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m so… ashamed of myself”

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Andrew and Luke: Marsupial Gurgle getting mentioned

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Luke: Getting thanked for maintaining Marsupial Gurgle

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Luke: “This just proves the power of Marsupial Gurgle”

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Clips From TBTL #3942

Andrew: “Dennis Franz butt”

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Andrew: “Did you get a weird e-mail from me this morning?”

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Andrew: “I hope that too, Luke”

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Andrew: “Oh, please. Oh, please. Oh, please. Let me share this immediately. Please be for immediate release. Do not embargo this shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, there it is! Full butt”

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Andrew: “We had to Google his butt”

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Andrew: “We saw butts”

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Andrew: “We saw various butts!”

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Andrew: “Where’s robot Luke?”

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Listener Seth: AI-generated voice of Terry Gross doing an intro

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Luke: “First of all, paper feels like the most beta cuck… thing you can do”

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Luke: “I sweat when I eat!”

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Luke: “Scissor is fun to do”

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Luke: Singing “And, my other hand is throwing up a peace sign”

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Luke and Andrew: “Jalapeno… Jalapeno [sic]

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Luke and Andrew: “Open, open, open (Ooh)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Open, open, open, open (Open, open)”

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Clips From TBTL #3941

Andrew: “Googling and goggling”

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Andrew: “Hi. I’m Luke Burbank”

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Andrew: “Oh, my Lord, do they frown on that, Luke”

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Andrew: “Thanks, meat-cat!”

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Andrew: “That’s where you are, baby!”

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Andrew: “Yeah… You don’t belong here”

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Listener Seth: AI-generated episode of TBTL with AI-generated voice of Terry Gross

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Listener Seth: AI-generated voice of Terry Gross saying “I bought a tuna, bro. It doesn’t mean I think I’m better than anyone else… I’m Terry G. Power out, dummies”

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Luke: “Do you understand… how dumb I am?”

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Luke: Tripping over saying “Plymouth, Massachusetts”

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