Day: May 25, 2015

Andrew: “Are you playing music?”

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Andrew: “Ask me what a ramp is”

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Andrew: “Buckle up”

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Andrew: “David Letterman was so God-damn viral this week”

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Andrew: Excited Andrew is excited

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Andrew: “Hey”

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Andrew: “I have a toilet flush somewhere I could play”

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Andrew: “I’m going to keep putting clothes on, until my flight arrives or something”

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Andrew: “I’ve never seen a naked man, at all, full stop, myself included”

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Andrew: “In this day and age, boys can have long hair”

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Andrew: “Janky-ass website with a bunch of scary-ass pop-up ads”

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Andrew: “Ohhh!!!”

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Andrew: “Ohhh!!! How nice, how nautical”

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Andrew: Short Chuckle

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Andrew: “Ummm, how can you not?”

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Andrew: “We’re going to have to get a better lock for the dirt mound”

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Andrew: “Yep, that’s the way it is. That’s the way it is.”

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Andrew: “You guys rock!”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew thought Luke had buried and locked away the Cher Wu-Tang drop

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Andrew and Luke: Keeping putting clothes on

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Luke: “I did not have sex with that woman” in a Bill Clinton voice

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Luke: “Her hair was being blown back by a fart cloud of smugness coming out of her husband”

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Luke: “I can hear you sweating down the line”

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Luke: “I went up to that rooftop deck full of resolve, and I felt that rooftop deck full of pizza”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke explains that people’s noses and ears keep growing until they die

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “And the landslide’ll take it down”, referring to his body in two week’s time

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Andrew: “(coughing) Pardon me. Also, key to the show: don’t die.”

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Andrew: “Been getting some of those old Andrew Walsh Show insecurities coming back at me”

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Andrew: “Did we pull the nose up enough on the Negativity Train?”

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Andrew: “Feeling a bit more flummoxed and maybe a little bit of flummoxiness. See now I know what words mean, maybe a little flummoxiness”

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Andrew: “I don’t have to tell this guy how to do his job, he knows what he’s doing”

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Andrew: “I need to get out of my own brain when I’m talking”

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Andrew: “I’m, I’m warm”

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Andrew: “If I type in ‘kangaroo pouches’ I think I’m going to get a bunch of kangaroo…pictures. Because, don’t they all have pouches?”

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Andrew: “Kind of overly energized, as you can probably tell from my giggles”

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Andrew might be too geared up

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Andrew: “This is the only part of the show I’m prepared for”

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Andrew: “Trying to sound too hosty or something like that”

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Luke: “As you wrote in Leviticus ‘Anyone can have a podcast'”

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Luke: “I don’t want you to talking about my good friend Andy that way”

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Luke: “I’m glad that makes you so happy”

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Luke: “I worry about you (Andrew laughs) I’m not kidding, I worry a little bit”

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Luke: Imitating what Andrew had been doing over the past week when Andrew stumbles on words

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Luke: Luke’s squeaky microphone arm

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Luke: “Make it a good evening”

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Luke: “So, their bullpen shit the bed again”

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Luke: “The grind… the grind is going to get get grindy folks”

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Luke: “Their favorite part of the show is this (adjustable microphone arm squeaky sound)”

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Luke: “You are your own drunk stepdad”

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Luke: “You gotta dance with who brung ya”

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew being hard on himself leaves little room for super-highways in his brain

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Luke and Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want Luke to make the Hannibal slurping sound ever again

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Luke and Andrew: Welcome to my podcast

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