Clips From TBTL #1895

Andrew: “I might as well have been buying booze and guns and condoms”

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Andrew: “I’m in my own head too much here”

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Andrew: Saying “I seriously cannot wait for the quiz!” in an overly excited manner

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Andrew and Johnny: Johnny regrets playing Andrew’s quiz and Andrew wants to play more quizzes with Johnny

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Andrew and Stu: “Do you have a punching pillow too?”

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Andrew and Stu: “Oh my God, this is the worst game ever! I’m sorry, I apologize to everyone who’s ever lived!”

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Stu: “Because, that’s what normals do”

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Stu: “Can I ‘ding ding ding’ a potential show title for ‘booze, guns and condoms’?”

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Stu: “He is a jackass”

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Stu: “It’s a Phyllis Friday on a Test Thursday, but it’s not a Wednesday”

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Stu: “Quiz Master Andrew”

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Stu: “You can just take this bit of audio and fire it into the sun”

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Stu and Andrew: Poppycock, piffle and white hot garbage

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Stu and Andrew: “Separation anxiety is almost over kids! (Right!)”

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Stu and Andrew: Stu went into a dark room and cried, the Andrew way

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Clips From TBTL #1894

Andrew: “Are you about to throw Phyllis under the bus?”

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Andrew: “But listen, I’m not here to poo on Jennifer Gardner (sic)”

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Andrew: “Holy macaroni!”

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Andrew: “I can, I can barely keep the show afloat”

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Andrew: “I think Jennifer Garner acts with her forehead too much”

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Andrew: Introducing Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman

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Andrew: “Just like, bam!”

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Andrew: “The dog’s name is actually Berryhill Thinking Man’s Crumpet”

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Andrew: “Yes!!!”

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Andrew: “You are in great hands, you’re in my hands. You’re in my big, meaty paws. Sorry, let’s get to the part where we stop talking about my hands.”

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Andrew: “You are so mad at this story. You are so mad at this story!”

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Andrew and John Moe: “Well, thanks for explaining this to me and answering a bunch of, a million questions that probably took all of the fun out of something you find joy in.”

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Andrew and Stu: “Know what? Good talk, good talk Stu! Thanks, I’m actually over it, I’m really looking forward to our adventure.”

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Andrew and Stu: Whispering computer voice saying “Save a horse, ride a Burbank” will haunt your nightmares

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John Moe: “What the fuck did I just watch, is what I thought”

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John Moe and Andrew: “Can you swear on this show by the way, Andrew? Ah, yes.”

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John Moe and Andrew: “Can you swear on this show by the way, Andrew? Ah, yes. What the fuck did I just watch, is what I thought”

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Robot Voice: “Sharp-shot by the Stu-bot”

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Stu: “Berryhill Thinking Man’s Crumpet”

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Stu: “Cuz her name is fucking Sophie, it’s a normal dog name. Not, Nottingham Science Person Bagel Bite, I mean it’s not…”

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Stu: “Jesus Christ!!!”

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Stu: Mimicking “El Ropo” whistle and saying “Cost overrun”

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Stu: “Ride a horse, save a Burbank”

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Stu: “She’s a forehead actor”

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Stu: Sighing

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Stu: “They, at some point, agreed to name this defenseless animal, this stupid God-damn name”

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Stu: “We have a dog, her name is Sophie. She’s a good girl, yes she is, she’s a very goo… Who’s a good girl? Sophie’s a good girl!”

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Stu: “With Meadowlark Super Genius Biscotti here”

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