Andrew: “And, I love that the call was coming from inside the bathroom”
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Andrew: Funny Laugh
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Andrew: “Hey, there! Just finishing up… drawing here. That is the final sail! There! Good! Sign that baby.”
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Andrew: “I don’t know; because, I just feel like every time I mention anything about Star Wars on this show, I’m wrong.”
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Andrew: Laughing
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Andrew: Laughing #2
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Andrew: Laughing #3
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Andrew: “Never mind”
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Andrew: “Oh, come on!”
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Andrew: “Oh, man!”
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Andrew: “Yip! Yip! Yip!”
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Andrew: “You’re just a Whirling Dervish of fists and elbows”
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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke, I need to ask you a question. Is there any chance this is off the album ‘Summerteeth’; because, that would be both. That would check both boxes. It is!! Sorry to interrupt you, I hope you fee–I hope you feel like it was worth it. Absolute–a hundred percent. Great.”
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Andrew and Luke: Laughing
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Andrew and Luke: “Luckily, nobody does anything really horrible to you. They feed you water and bread, keep you alive. On the sixth day, you escape. Gotta pass on the bread, man. They… You guys have any Duke’s sausages?”
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Andrew and Luke: Shampoo-shaming
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Andrew and Luke: The idea of Andrew only having one tooth and brushing it at a water fountain at O’Hare cracks Luke up
Andrew and Luke: “These are our Chief Seattle donors of the day. These are our Chief Seattle level donors of the day.”
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Luke: “Aw, hell no!”
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Luke: “I’m very, I’m, I’m very nervous about, you know, contact with weirdness”
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Luke: “I’ve always relied on the kindness of strangers, Andrew.”
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Luke: “It’s Ghyna!”
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Luke: “It’s like a Jenga of toilet paper”
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Luke: “Sup, dude?”
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Luke: “They were in fact, the Max Rebo Band, fictional alien pop music band, level donors of the day”
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Luke: “Today’s donors are our Mos Eisley… Cantina… scum… hive of scum and villainy level donors of the day”
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Luke: Trust relationship between Luke and Olive, the Bay Kitty, has eroded and Game of Cats returns
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Luke: “Wow!”
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Luke: “You paint your bald spot?”
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Luke and Andrew: “But never Nellie Oleson right? No, God! She’s so obnoxious! (Thank you)”
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Luke and Andrew: “By the way, hold on. I gotta turn the, shut the door here. She doesn’t know? She doesn’t know about your shopping addiction? She doesn’t know that I paint my bald spot.”
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Luke and Andrew: “It feels like a legit, hermetic barrier to somebody else’s butt funk. (Ewwwgh!) I thought we could get through a show without you saying that word.”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke plying his Al Pacino impression, also known as his Stephen Hawking on The Simpsons impression
Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Shorty” and Andrew saying “Double Duke’s”
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Luke and Andrew: “Sit down, shut up, and hold on, you know? (Mmm-hmm)”
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Luke and Andrew: “Well, who the hell is Mos Eisley? I don’t know.”
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