March 7, 2017 – Marsupial Gurgle

During the e-mail segment of the show, Andrew and Luke played a sharpshooting voicemail left by Steve “Stu-bot” Neuman regarding the proper pronunciation of the brand “Saucony”.

MP3 | MPEG-4

There were also these two word gems from the Stu-bot as well.

Steve Neuman: “Andrew is very, very wrong”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Steve Neuman: “Paint your bald spot!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Andrew doesn’t want a third line

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Evolution of TBTL

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Excuse my language: You fucking lied to me; and, it just, that really bothers me.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “He-he-he-heeee!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I am as mad as hell; but, I’m clearly still taking it.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I don’t need a pickle, I’m just gonna ride on my motorsickle [ph]“

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I got swindled!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I, I’m apoplectic about this”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “I… love your story, it’s a beautiful story”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “If you really want to see this picture, people, you can find it online. It is… amazing.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Laughing #3

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: Mock-ranting and raving about password and T-Mobile talk

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Really!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “They never really explain the numbers. They just give you a bunch of numbers really quickly; and then, look at you like you’re kind of a dummy for not being able to figure out their, their new math on this.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “This is the crankiest episode of TBTL ever”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “Unless I… had a five minute blackout in the middle of the day… which, I didn’t.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “What was I even doing there!?!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You have a third line!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You know in Soviet Russia… Jesse gets you?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew: “You might get comments, but you can’t respond; because, your… the snorkel’s in your mouth”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Andrew got excited by the locations of the donors of the day and cut Luke off

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Andrew and Luke: Oh, Mandy

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “But now, we’re gonna get this guy on the line. Who, I can start blaming for some of the… mediocre broadcasting”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Give me a fucking brark with this company!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Hey, it’s episode 2326 in a collector’s series”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I am your, somewhat, unprepared host”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I thought the LaCroix was done. It’s not!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “I’m putting topic on my bald spot. You paint your bald spot?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Ipso facto… ergo to… wit”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Jesse Jones!!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing #2

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Laughing #3

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “New York City!?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Oh my God, are you shitting me?”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: Singing “You can get anything you want at Alice’s Restaurant”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Snowflakes, while beautiful, are basically little shards of ice that want to hurt your cornea.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Somebody has to tell me… when the show actually starts. So that I will be more prepared and I won’t have… some food in my mouth and… bubble water washing it down and a whole situation.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “When I go low, then later I’ll go high… with two different passwords. That doesn’t make sense as a joke, but that’s fine.”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “Yo, we’re getting killed by these Snuggies”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke: “You can’t just put a bird on it”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Are you kidding me!? (No) Ha!!”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “I did not do the geography of the keyboard (Right) when I made this new one”

MP3 | MPEG-4 | MPEG-4 Ringtone

Luke and Andrew: “Oh, boy! Yeah.”