Day: July 24, 2017

Andrew: “Good Lord”

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Andrew: “Good Lord. That makes me really not wanna know why I’m finding corn in the pool.”

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Andrew: “Good Lord. That makes me really not wanna know why I’m finding corn in the pool. That was… disgusting.”

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Andrew: “Hello, Luke Burbank!”

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Andrew: “Hold on. Slow down.”

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Andrew: “I’m like the ‘Princess and the Pea’ when it comes to using a public toilet like that”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: Laughing #2

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Andrew: Laughing #3

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Andrew: “My guess is you’re in a rolling fart locker there”

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Andrew: “No, no! That, that is okay.”

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Andrew: “Okay, a lot of things wrong here”

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Andrew: Saying “I gotta shave the whole thing off now” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, you can tell, I gotta a lot of real problems in my life”

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Andrew: “We’re in Gross Town now”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, no, you got… what’s his name… Mario on the mound. You got Luigi… out in center field. It’s all the regular Mariners. The team’s managed by a Koopa Trooper [sic]“

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Luke: “Also, I had had… conservatively one bottle of wine at this point”

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Luke: “Chelananigans”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “How could you, wha–, da–, I… how… Explain.”

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Luke: “How did the artificial sweeteners get in the swimming pools? Take a wild guess. Somebody ingested it… and then relieved themselves in the pool”

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Luke: “I would say I have… some regrats… on how it turned out”

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Luke: “This party is gonna be on the hook!”

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Luke: “Wait a minute”

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Luke and Andrew: “It just cycles a completely pristine, brand new sleeve of Visqueen over the seat… that nobody (I hate them) else has touched. How could you, wha–, da–, I… how… Explain.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke laughing and Andrew saying “That was… disgusting”

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Luke and Andrew: “That would be like the ‘Soylent Green is people’ (Right!) moment of my life. Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “And, in the dark, I think I was just gobbling this up”

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Andrew: “Bun your bald spot?”

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Andrew: “But, then you were wrong! But, no, you were mistaken.”

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Andrew: Chuckle

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Andrew: “Huh?”

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Andrew: “I just… didn’t have anything to tell you about my Thursday, and that came out”

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Andrew: “I love this so much and I hate to be the adult in the room; but…”

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Andrew: “I think we, I think we kind of turned the up heat on the frog in this one, don’t we?”

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Andrew: “I, I just stumbled on a… very… disconcerting website”

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Andrew: “I’m three minutes into the show and I already… am trying to figure how I can edit that out; and, I realize I can’t edit that out now”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like that… blew… my… mind”

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Andrew: “Mike… has it going on!”

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Andrew: “Mmmmmm-bringing back the ‘Boom Boom’!”

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Andrew: “So… you’re actually not the villain anymore”

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Andrew: “Ughhh!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Mmmmmm-bringing back the ‘Boom Boom’! I love it. Yeah!”

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Andrew and Luke: “This, this story… is just the ultimate Luke Burbank story. It happened… Ha!!!”

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Luke: Chuckling

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Luke: “Four score and seven buns ago”

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Luke: “Ha!!!”

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Luke: “I wish you could see my arms right now”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “This is… a name for my fear of cottons balls. It’s called… sidonglobophobia”

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Luke: “Twelve year old Luke Burbank would have just been shitting himself over this”

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Luke: “Who did what to me with a cotton ball?”

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Luke: “Wow!!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, it’s more like a pull-back and tie into a bun situation. Bun your bald spot?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Low T for the Tillerman? That’s a good show title. (Oh…) Yeah! That’s it.”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke may have deleted a year’s worth of e-mails to get his TBTL e-mail under the limit

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Luke and Andrew: “One does not just walk into Mordor and put on a man-bun on… Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “That guy was singing like Elvis!! (Seriously?)”

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Luke and Andrew: “Well, this has really gotten the nose up on the grossness factor of today’s show. (No, I know)”

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