February 13, 2018 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “And then, we would put the Little Red Bandwagon out of business”

Andrew: Cute Laugh

Andrew: “‘Don’t know where they got that from… His family is in Pyongyang [sic] and showed his dad wearing a Browns hat.’ Ha!”

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Andrew: “Every single night, sitting in my room listening to ‘Melancholy and the Infinite Sadness'”

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Andrew: “Hide the remotes! The Burbanks’ coming!”

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Andrew: “I don’t usually… talk smack about my girlfriend”

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Andrew: “I’m being gently nudged by Genevieve to expand my bone collecting and bone boiling business”

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Andrew: “Just thinking of… like, what is my post-Luke plan for TBTL, you know”

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Andrew: “Oh, no! Oh, no!!”

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Andrew: “Oh, really!?”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I feel awful”

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Andrew: “The new brush heads are here! The new brush heads are here! Well, they’re not here yet”

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Andrew: “What if I went into your kitchen and I just open up all the drawers… and every utensil is just a television remote control?”

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Andrew: Whispering “TBTL is Missed Connectors”

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Andrew: “Yeah, you might be in a pho bubble… It’s a pho boble”

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Andrew and Luke: “Hey, Luke… Do you wanna see… do you wanna see my bones? Ooh… What’s the hardest, hard pass?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Yeah, I’m a little nervous about the bones that I bought yesterday… speaking of marrow… Some of them look human? Just vaguely humanesque”

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Luke: “And, I gotta be honest, I get some weird pleasure out of making you nervous about my flight stuff”

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Luke: “Boy, I hope she doesn’t hear this”

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Luke: “Do you know that I just randomly thought of that the other day and just had a wave of regret wash over me?”

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Luke: Funny Laugh

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Luke: “He’s got a freezer full of bones; but, that doesn’t mean he’s better than anyone else (There’s something about the soul of a Fireball)”

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Luke: “Lemme #FrameThis”

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Luke: “Let’s do an e-mail frenzy!”

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Luke: “Lewis!”

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Luke: “New York Jersey!?”

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Luke: “Oh, no!”

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Luke: “Power using and P1-ing”

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Luke: “Real Change!”

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Luke: Singing “Bugler’s Dream” (aka ABC/NBC’s Olympics Theme)

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Luke: Singing “I used to be a little girl” as The Smashing Pumpkins

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Luke: Singing “Killer in me is the killer in you” as The Smashing Pumpkins

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Luke: Singing “Oh, Lamb of God, sweet Lamb of God”

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Luke: “This is on me… I wanna own that. I wanna apologize in advance. I want you guys to know… where you should be sending the angry letters… those should be sent to andrew@tbtl.net“

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Luke: “Verbal free jazz?”

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Luke: “We do all of that stuff, and… we’re gonna do it all the different ways”

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Luke and Andrew: “I, you know… I gotta be honest with you… Uh-oh”

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Andrew: “Actually, I just looked it up… we’re both… invented by Edgar Allan Poe… We couldn’t have been more wrong. No, just kidding”

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Andrew: “Cats Wide Shut”

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Andrew: “Hard hat, work pail”

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Andrew: “He had millennial lips”

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Andrew: “Hey, I just thought of something. Not that it’s super interesting; but, I finally have an answer to your question, and then we can move on”

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Andrew: “I apologize. I realize I have… just resting Walsh face”

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Andrew: “I dunno if I would call it a, a… a Cranky Yanky rant… necessarily”

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Andrew: “It’s my Wednesday! It’s my tonight pants Wednesday”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Now I’m stressed. I don’t even know what it is”

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Andrew: Quietly saying “I’m gonna say it; but, I’m gonna whisper it”

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Andrew: Saying “It stinks!!” in a Jay Sherman-like manner

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Andrew: Saying “Squad!?” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “So, I’ve got a freezer full of bones right now; and, next weekend, we’ll start… boiling them bones, them bones!”

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Andrew: “This is a Cranky Yandy review”

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Andrew: “Yeah, well… it’s disturbing; but, also kinda fun”

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Andrew and Luke: “Can I paint flowers on you? Ohhhhhhhh, noooooooooo (Ohhh… and nobody ever… had relations again)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Free the Jordan Five! Exactly”

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Andrew and Luke: “I did something for the first time this weekend… I bought bones… My bone collecting tendencies have gotten to the point where I am now buying bones, not just (What!?!) saving bones from the foods that I eat. Are you serious? (Tell ’em The Bone sent ya) I’m… I’m serious”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a sound effect that I hit about five seconds ago. It finally came through. Well, it’s like a cat… it doesn’t… that sound effect doesn’t play when you want it. It takes notes and gets back to you”

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Andrew and Luke: “We should have a sounder, and maybe some music underneath it. I got one idea. Oh, Yandy from the Basement?”

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Luke: “Alright, Yandy from the Basement. What do you got?”

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Luke: “But, you are an a-hole”

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Luke: “Can you stop… naming shows!?”

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Luke: Drawn out “Meow?”

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Luke: “First things first… I feel like such… a poser when I try to say, ‘Po’boy’. Can there be… for those of us that didn’t grow up in N’awlins… can we call it a ‘Poor Boy’? Do I have to call it a ‘Po’boy’? I’d feel like I’m trying to hard with that”

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Luke: “I wanna call it, ‘The Girl with the Danish Tattoo’; but, that’s… not a movie”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: Laughing and saying “Exactly!”

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Luke: “My voice just cracked. Is that weird at forty-one?”

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Luke: “Quoth the raven”

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Luke: Saying “I don’t see nothing wrong” in a funny, sing-songy manner