February 25, 2018 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “It is cute; but, it’s also just driving me crazy. I’m trying to have a goddamn conversation about Flamin’ Hot Cheetos here… and, I got a couple of rambunctious cats”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let’s call it a day!”

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Andrew: “Medieval Luke… has a catapult, but wants a trebuchet”

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Andrew: “Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnh. I can’t do it”

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Andrew: “No, shit!”

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Andrew: “Oh-ho, God! Let us get out of this… line of… chit-chat”

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Andrew: “Oh, goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Really?”

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Andrew: “She… barely can play the drums… No offense, Susie”

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Andrew: Singing “That’s okay… I was born in LA”

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Andrew: “That’ll show him… That’ll shut him up”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that’ll be my new… codeword for editing the show. I’ll just Fred Savage that out”

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Andrew and Luke: “Is the Fred Savage-y guy wearing a beret? Yeah, no, it’s not the guy that looks like Mark Twain. Yeah, of course, he’s the guy in the beret… Yeah… he looks more like you! Oh… I’ll take it… I will take it!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Nobody should get a… fucking parade for not being sexist. Sorry for… You better be quoting Quincy Jones… I am”

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Luke: “And, it just friggin’ blew my mind!”

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Luke: “Basically, what happened was, I didn’t ruin the name Luke for my sister and my brother-in-law; so, I consider that… kind of an accomplishment”

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Luke: “Guys? Guys!?”

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Luke: “Guys? Guys?”

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Luke: “I mean, what you do call a collection of Bozzes, more importantly… Is it a Mohawk of Bozzes?”

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Luke: “Isn’t there something more?”

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Luke: “Little Luke, Cool Luke”

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Luke: “Oh my goodness, gracious”

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Luke: “Shit… this dude rich. He invented Flamin’ Hots”

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Luke: Singing “Night whistle, deserves a quite night”

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Luke: “Yeah. This is gonna be, this is old man yells at CGI cloud”

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Luke and Andrew: “Good morning, ma dude. Good morning, ma dude”

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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t know what the delay is down this line… prolly six seconds later, I say the last name. Nope. Nope. I’m just having trouble coming up with them. I’ve… five ‘S’ names and I’m basically tapped out”

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Luke and Andrew: “I think it’s possible that Fred Savage from The Wonder Years is a time traveler… Okay… Could you give more context?”

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Luke and Andrew: It’s hard for Luke to not throw the metaphorical baby out with the bath water, which is illegal in snowflake Oregon

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Luke and Andrew: “Quit me-yollerin’ at me! S… Quit me-yollerin’… I don’t like being me-yollered at!”

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Andrew: “Alright, these pipes are clean”

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Andrew: Clearing his throat to the “¡Jalapeña!” drop

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Andrew: “Donald Duck it?”

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Andrew: “Dude!”

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Andrew: “I don’t like their ad campaign; but, their fish one… goddamnit it works on me. Anyway”

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Andrew: “I have rhythm”

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Andrew: “Janeane”

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Andrew: “Quote, unquote ‘Wack Pack’ of callers call in… John Clayton’s Wack Pack”

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Andrew: Saying “Some people say… Arby’s logo looks like a fish jumping out of the water… I don’t see it” as Ving Rhames

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Andrew: Singing “Veronica”

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Andrew: “That’s more than I’d gone a long time without doing it”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, these pipes are clean. That was a… a really disturbing way to describe… coughing”

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Andrew and Luke: “He’s getting a JUA… Justice Under Andrew. Also weird sounding. Oh, yeah… Let’s keep that in context, everybody”

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Andrew and Luke: “I have a theory… ‘kay… It’s actually his wife’s car. He’s borrowing it and he’s a bad driver; ‘cuz, she keeps shoving cell phones up his ass”

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Andrew and Luke: “I was at KIRO radio yesterday, where the studios of 710 ESPN also are. Or, as I call it… Typhoid Mary. Yes, the, the typhoid ship that… I licked… Weird thing to say, Walsh”

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Andrew and Luke: “It’s Musion… actually. (Yeah. Exactly) Well, it’s a Muse-Fuse-Fusion”

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Andrew and Luke: “The analogy I use and the literal thing I sometimes do (Yeah. Exactly)”

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Luke: “Are you ready, Theo?”

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Luke: Cute Laugh

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Luke: “Dude, get out here”

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Luke: “I don’t even care… what he apologized about. I got an excuse to play ‘Flashes of Quincy’ again; and, that’s really… why I’m here, doing the show today”

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Luke: “Is this what happens when I’m not here!?”

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Luke: “Let it go, bro!”

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Luke: Mouth trumpeting “Bugler’s Dream” (aka ABC/NBC’s Olympics Theme)

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Luke: “Not to, not to pull someone else’s curtain back”

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Luke: Saying “I shoulda gone left at” as Bugs Bunny

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Luke: “The Pit of Sports!”

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Luke: “Umm… The rea… Well, anyway… I wou–I’d, I’m… This is, this is the sound of my brain focusing… so, everybody enjoy that”

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Luke: “We have two microphones that are both hot! We got these hot mics!”

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Luke: “What are you doing… bro?”

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Luke and Andrew: “He’s definitely not literally the Soup Nazi. Just a grumpy asshole”

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Luke and Andrew: “Hi! Are you okay? No”

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Luke and Andrew: “How’d Ya Sleep. How’d Ya Sleep… would be a great name for a morning show. (Anyone who’s in a…) Holy shit!”

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Luke and Andrew: “It was, in fact, too beautiful to live, Andrew… (Exactly)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke playing a 15 second drum roll drop and Andrew waits until it is done to cough

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Luke and Andrew: “Maybe you’d drive better if I jammed that cell phone up your ass. Wow!”

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Luke and Andrew: “To quote… a Jerry Seinfeld joke about that kind of sport… ‘It’s the only sport… where… trying to do it and trying not to do it would have the same outcome.’ That’s a good…”

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Luke and Andrew: “We are nighting and weekending… (Yes) so hard… so hard on TBTL (Yeah)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We went down a… a rabbit hole (Ohhh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “We’re R…E.M.G.M.T. R.E.M… Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Who is this? (Yeah) It’s Luke Temple; and, I had this (Good name) album a long time ago. The first one or the last one? Both”

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