Daily Archives: Tuesday, July 10, 2018

  • Clips From TBTL #2679

    A listener left a message on the TBTL voicemail line in which she sung a song about hot dogs in the manner of one of The Beatles’ songs. Which song it is, I can’t remember… My brain is bad.

    Listener: Singing a song about hot dogs in the style of The Beatles

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    Andrew: “Bam! You just got hosed”

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    Andrew: “Boy, when I get… done with these things then it’s… then it’s Andy time!”

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    Andrew: “Damnit!”

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    Andrew: Drawn out “Wassup!”

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    Andrew: “Give it to us, Luke”

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    Andrew: “I came back, I asked Genevieve if she missed me; cuz, I… you know… want people to miss me when I’m not around… She said she did; but, it was great, because she could sleep on her back for a full week… She loves sleeping on her back; but… you know, that does increase the chance of snoring”

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    Andrew: “I don’t know why I have that. I’ve never seen that movie”

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    Andrew: “I’m not super book smart, that’s for sure… but, I’m also not street smart… So, I don’t know where I fit in”

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    Andrew: “Is it also shooter’s time? What happens if it’s Andy time and shooter’s time at the same time?”

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    Andrew: “It just felt so different. It felt… tons of fun; but, it didn’t feel like a, a TBTL… experience for me”

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    Andrew: “It, it was like a, a, a semicolon that just blew through”

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    Andrew: “Just to be clear, it was not the best statement I ever made”

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    Andrew: Laughing and saying “Don’t forget, Luke. I hate the flag”

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    Andrew: “On a scale of… Burbank Springs to… Pasture Sunny Acres retirement community… how does your home smell right now? Does it smell like a nursing facility?”

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    Andrew: Quietly saying “Got nothing here… I got nothing here”

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    Andrew: “Why do I have to be so negative all the time?”

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    Andrew: “Yeah!!”

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    Andrew: “You take your lumps”

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    Andrew and Luke: Andrew proposed that he and Luke go John and Yoko by doing the show in the same bed

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    Andrew and Luke: Andrew received something like a love letter to Luke

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    Andrew and Luke: Andrew, being a good podcast host, reminded Luke that Addie was his daughter

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    Andrew and Luke: Reading a listener’s love letter to Luke

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    Luke: “Are you trying to lay the groundwork for not coming?”

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    Luke: “By the way, I understand sarcasm”

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    Luke: “I’m sorry, things just got dark there”

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    Luke: “I’ve never been more honored”

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    Luke: “In order to deal with my snoring; which, is currently on… as the kids say, ‘fleek’… My snoring is currently lit… My story is… my snoring is currently cowabunga, dude”

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    Luke: “It’s all just, like, back braces… incontinence… and… medicines; as in… pharmaceuticals”

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    Luke: “Oh, great. There’s a pile of rocks in the corner. How hard was this!?”

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    Luke: Saying “He should go to school and learn how to be funny” as Donald Trump

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    Luke: “That was what I learned when we did the show from Jami’s house; and, I was trying to explain my… comment about the Twitter person I was beefing with”

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    Luke: “This is how my brain works”

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    Luke: “Tomorrow’s show is gonna be good, everybody. Today’s show, medium. Tomorrow’s show, very strong”

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    Luke and Andrew: “For years, I’ve been trying to get my voice to sound like hot water coming out of a faucet (Mmm-hmm)”

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    Luke and Andrew: “I almost put my nose where it didn’t belong; which, was… My cats”

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    Luke and Andrew: “Offencially… Offencially? [ph] Can that be a word now? Mmm-hmm. Yes”

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    Luke and Andrew: Saying “My wife (My wife)” as Borat

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    Luke and Andrew: “Yeah, I know. I consider myself kind of the party… savior. That was me turning the mic down while I sneezed… I thought that was a drop out! Hah!”

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