Clips From TBTL #2743

Andrew: “A little flash of nudity”

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Andrew: Attempting to say a difficult, random name

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Andrew: “Because, I’m a gross man as it is… I’ll just wait. Go ahead and play the drop”

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Andrew: “God, I haven’t heard this in forever!”

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Andrew: “I don’t even really feel like getting into what I wanna say”

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Andrew: “I like where you’re going with that”

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Andrew: “I told you I’d tell the whole story”

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Andrew: “I… made a huge mistake here”

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Andrew: “I’ll just tell the whole gross story”

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Andrew: “I’m like, ‘I don’t know; but, I guess I have more questions for my doctor!'”

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Andrew: Imitating a kazoo

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mole versus skin tag”

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Andrew: Singing “Hosanna. Hosanna”

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Andrew: “Sometimes, I get light-headed and fainty”

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Andrew: “Suddenly, boom!”

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Andrew: “These are a bunch of tiny, little skin tags. Some of them are growing a little bit long, and weird, and gross”

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Andrew: “This song is not ‘Hosanna,’ it is ‘Rosanna’ and it’s by Toto; and, we’re gonna listen to it now, damn it”

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Andrew: “Yeah. I don’t know how it works either”

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Andrew: “You know, I’m a pearl-clutcher, as it is”

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Andrew and Luke: “Kids Shred the Darnedest Things… American Kids Got Shredding?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Like, right now, I have a, kind of a long bucket, lika a, kind of like a trough that is just catching the blood… as it’s just… (Oh, God!) Well, you asked!!!”

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Luke: “And… by God, Virginia… there is a Santa Claus!”

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Luke: “Click… click… click”

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Luke: “First time, long time”

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Luke: “God… darn it, Andrew. Now, I probably have to bring the skateboard”

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Luke: “He is Andrew ‘Hodor’ Walsh and he joins us now from the Wallingford–excuse me, the Roosevelt neighborhood of Seattle, Washington”

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Luke: “I, I am just… almost a hundred percent wrong about everything”

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Luke: “It’s not based on nothing”

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Luke: Singing “Holy, holy, holy… Lord, God, almighty”

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Luke: Singing “I can do whatever I want”

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Luke: “They’re at a ski lodge… there’s a, there’s a jacuzzi… everyone’s still wearing clothes!!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke making a funny sound and Andrew making a scissor snipping sound

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Clips From TBTL #2742

Andrew: “As… the Google Maps flies”

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Andrew: “Dude, that beer is skunked! That beer is skunked!”

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Andrew: “I didn’t wanna get… totally plowed and I didn’t wanna… get totally… fat”

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Andrew: “I know this is corny and, probably, puts me on some watch lists”

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Andrew: “I mean… that’s basically just a joke that is based on a fantasy… that I had in my head that isn’t very interesting”

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Andrew: “I was thinking of you this weekend”

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Andrew: “In Chicago, they never put ketchup on poop”

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Andrew: “Oh my God!”

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Andrew: “Wait. Where did that come from? Who am I?”

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Andrew: “We’re outta time!”

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Andrew: “What are you talking about Carey?”

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Andrew: “You were using my own words against me at the beginning of the shows”

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Andrew and Luke: “Luke… I almost made a terrible (Andrew) mistake”

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Andrew and Luke: “Ooh. You hear that, Kiki? It will be ours! (Yeah!) The keys to the kingdom”

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Andrew and Luke: “What!? (So, here’s where I’m…) Carey! Carey! (I know, right?) Carey! (Yeah)”

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Luke: “After the show, I was talking to our friend Linh… aka Phamdemort… aka the person who maintains Marsupial Gurgle… and, who sends me… audio drops of you saying regrettable things”

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Luke: “Blurdy thirty! Blurdy’s the new thirty”

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Luke: “Don’t praise the machine”

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Luke: “I don’t know why. I’m, I’m loopy… I’m hepped up on spoiled Diet Coke”

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Luke: “I may have… I may have made a… terrible, terrible mistake”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Yay!”

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Luke: “You know what? I’m… I’m mocking those people; and, I just re-enacted this page… to thousands of people… for my actual job… so… who’s the joke on?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a little worried right now, Andrew (What?)”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke plays an audio drop of Andrew saying something regrettable to introduce Andrew on the show and getting a mention regarding that drop and Marsupial Gurgle

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