Day: November 7, 2018

Andrew: Andrew tells Luke to not eat his microphone

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Andrew: Barking

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Andrew: Barking (Edited)

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Andrew: “Beep-beep, ribby-ribbing”

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Andrew: “Do you think this is why people don’t use shotgun mics for podcasting?”

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Andrew: “He’s in the grid, man!”

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Andrew: “I got sucked into your tweet thing”

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Andrew: “I thought I was eating the mic!”

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Andrew: “I’m keeping that mea culpa and using it later”

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Andrew: “Maybe, I should start micing that thing”

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Andrew: “Nothing… would stop this train… Nothing”

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Andrew: “Now you’re in my head!”

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Andrew: “Oh, that’s wonderful!”

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Andrew: “Senator!!”

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Andrew: “There’s a ri–right way to rock the vote; and, there’s a wrong way to roll the vote. That’s my understanding”

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Luke: “By the… by the way. Oh, excuse me. I’m Mara Liasson. Welcome back to the show”

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Luke: Doot-dooing an NPR special coverage intro

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Luke: “I, I know that I’m being… again, a catty, little bitch who loves the drama”

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Luke: “I’m just taking this to Public… Address Town”

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Luke: Mimicking the “Uh-Oh Robot” sound

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Luke: “No shit, Sherlock!!”

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Luke: “Oh, boy!”

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Luke: “So, okay… Fine… New Luke… has a different way of trying to control… how everybody’s feeling about him”

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Luke: “That is the lowest form of content. Don’t bring it up on the program”

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Luke: “The flugelhorn has fluged”

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Luke: “Very interesting… and very spicy take”

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Luke: “We have to end the show now… for the love of God”

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Luke and Andrew: Getting mentioned for the Will Smith “Willennium” correction

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Luke and Andrew: “Grab ’em by the F-word. Right”

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Luke and Andrew: “Remember how I was being diplomatic a minute ago? (Right) Well, that guy’s gone”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, I’m sure he doesn’t have anything better to do… anything Beto to do. Ohhh! (Aaaay!) I’ll write it down”

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Andrew: “I also woke up feeling a little tingly today!”

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Andrew: “I can’t believe I told that joke”

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Andrew: “I’m actually not an eggplant man”

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Andrew: “It doesn’t matter, man”

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Andrew: “Now, I’m really gonna burn bridges”

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Andrew: “Oh! That’s mine!”

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Andrew: “Some men were born to be spectators, Luke. That’s what they’re gonna put on my grave”

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Andrew: “Sometimes we do it. Sometimes we don’t”

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Andrew: “That was an accident”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you ever have that… where you’re sleeping on your arm weird and you wake up; and, at first, you don’t feel it, then it’s kina tingly… That’s what I had, only… across my whole body… Oh! You played, ‘The Stranger’. I know that game… Alright. Clean it up. Clean it up, Burbank”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m the Eggplant Man (What about aubergine?)”

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Andrew and Luke: “Those clowns in Congress… you know. I mean… (Don’t. Praise. The Machine)”

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Luke: “And, it’s, it’s weird listening to TV… on the radio”

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Luke: “Because, I don’t care. Come at be, bro!”

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Luke: “Don’t chop it, don’t screw it; because, I’m on fire!”

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Luke: “Don’t get mad at me, Joshua”

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Luke: “Hey… what the eff”

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Luke: “I agree with everything you just said”

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Luke: “I don’t fucking care about that today!”

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Luke: “I just wanna… gulp it down today”

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Luke: “I know how elections work”

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Luke: “I woke up… just… all… all tingly”

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Luke: “I’m here… Andrew. I’m… here”

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Luke: “I’m just, I’m stopping myself from saying something wildly inappropriate”

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Luke: “Just trying to get that bread, Chief”

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Luke: Laughing

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Luke: “Let’s go!”

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Luke: “No, that wasn’t one that went over your head. That one went under your dignity… and, that’s on me”

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Luke: Singing something

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Luke: “That is not how that happened!”

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Luke: “The prophecy… has been foretold!!”

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Luke and Andrew: GnFnR and Bills Mafia

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Luke and Andrew: “God bless our brothers… sisters… and… (You…) gender non-binary (had the same experience) identifiers… at… at NPR… but, God… get it the fuck together!”

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Luke and Andrew: “I mean, that is some… if I can say… that is some redneck riviera shit… I love it, though (Love it)”

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