Day: December 5, 2018

Andrew: “And, the thing is, like, everybody at the front desk was super nice. They were also super young, and super beautiful, and super hip”

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Andrew: “And, this is where I’m a terrible person to date… or just be around”

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Andrew: “I felt so uncomfortable and like such an old… fat, flubby-dubby… like, looks like he just got off the bus from Ohio guy, waiting in, in, outside of these brunch spots”

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Andrew: “I guess I could be the test tube on that”

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Andrew: “I was so goddamn insecure”

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Andrew: “I’m overweight and eat too much junk”

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Andrew: “Like… waiting… for brunch in Santa Monica… is… the bad place… for me”

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Andrew: “Oh! Oh! Oh… God, yeah!”

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Andrew: Saying “My relationship with food is not healthy” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh my God, this is a lotta food” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Oh, yeah. Take this shame away from me” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “This is Andrew brain here. This is gonna get in some real weird territory. Okay?”

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Andrew: “Wait. What?”

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Andrew: “Woohoo!”

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Andrew: “Yeah, I gotta say, like, I have a pretty good job with TBTL; but, everybody knows that Genevieve really brings home the bagels”

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Andrew and Luke: “Would you say I shouldn’t slurp my wings? Hey, I mean if they’ve… if you’ve got the diapers… I’ve got the time”

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Luke: “Have you been to Hollywood?”

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Luke: “I am so good at working my way through white, male journalism models”

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Luke: “I went to this thing yesterday; and, I went on just a long… as I, as I’m want to do… I wanna make a long journey in my heart… in my mind… with my ego, Andrew, with my insecurity”

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Luke: “I would be at that thing. I would trying to be a vlogger, or a blogger, or a Viner… or a joker, or a midnight toker”

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Luke: “It was the intersection of wokeness… and commerce”

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Luke: Singing “Waiting for the brunch!”

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Luke: “Take me to… your leader”

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Luke: “What the eff?”

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Luke: “What… would George Plimpton do?”

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Luke: “Why am I doing this right now?”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke singing “Waiting for the brunch!” and Andrew saying “Yeah!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, clowns to the left of you… Microsofties to the right (Coders to the right)”

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Andrew: “Down Under in the Big Apple”

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Andrew: “I, I’m a big pistachio man”

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Andrew: “I’m andrew@tbtl.net; and, I’m… super lonely”

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Andrew: “Not all of them came home with you… and, other people have been in there before”

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Andrew: “Ooh! That was tasteless”

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Andrew: Saying “Sepulveda” with the incorrect pronunciation used by GPS devices

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Andrew: Saying “Sepulveda” with the incorrect pronunciation used by GPS devices #2

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Andrew: “That would be this Friday, December… 7th… which is… gonna live in infamy if you miss it. Ooh! That was tasteless… That… that was bad. That was tasteless”

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Andrew: “Unh! Woman”

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Andrew: “Wow… Yes”

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Andrew and Luke: “I would be a very sad person (Yes) if all of them came without shells. I’d be a sad person… if they all came with shells, especially in mixed nuts. That would be weird”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m not trying to… make your story a… bad story; but, like… You can’t… I can’t; and, I don’t want to!”

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Andrew and Luke: “There, there must be some drops in them there hills. I’ll maybe (Yes!!) go… I’ll go spelunking later; if I can mix my metaphors”

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Luke: “And, I was like a… I was like a kid in a newspaper store… I was like, ‘What do ya got?'”

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Luke: “I agree with everything you just said, by the way”

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Luke: “I am still, even though I have now exercised and showered, I am still finding… little… plastic sprinkles in my private areas”

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Luke: “I’m starting to use terms like, ‘rapt;’ cuz, I’m in Hollyweird!”

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Luke: “Screw you, GPS. I wanna drive by this place I used to go to”

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Luke: Singing “I’ve got the magic stencil”

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Luke: Singing “Unh! Woman”

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Luke: “Spit take… Coffee spit take. I hope you’re happy”

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Luke: “That ain’t coming back”

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Luke: “Unh!! Woman?”

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Luke: “Yeah! If you’re a new listener to the show, this is mostly what it sounds like… recounting things I bought at a CVS on Market Street”

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Luke: “Yes. You’re right… You–when you’re right, you’re right”

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Luke and Andrew: “And… no… Runyon Canyon too tall. And, good luck to us”

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Luke and Andrew: “They were hiding… (Oh, God!) in the upper region of my back…yard!”

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Luke and Andrew: Using weird and unfortunate phrasing when talking about airplanes hovering above airports waiting to land

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Luke and Andrew: “What do you call it up there? What do you call it? Do you call it, ‘The City… of Garbage Troubles’? Wow… Yes”

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