Day: February 9, 2019

Andrew: “Did I just say that word?”

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Andrew: “Funky little radio shack!”

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Andrew: “I have some unprotected cuffing in my future”

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Andrew: “I have the technology!”

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Andrew: “I’m literally a little bit… brain blown right now”

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Andrew: “It’s a little floppy up there. I love it”

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Andrew: “It’s four-twenty, dude”

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Andrew: Making thinking mouth sounds

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Andrew: “No; but, I just want it now!”

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Andrew: “Oh, these people are my people!”

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Andrew: “Really!?”

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Andrew: Saying “Yes, Barbara. Aren’t I pithy when I talk about the reasons I got rid of Facebook” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Why did I buy this junky little Zoom?”

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Andrew: “Tin roof! Balanced!”

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Andrew: “Well, goddamnit!”

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Andrew: “What is with these people?”

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Andrew and Luke: Andrew comparing his relationship with his landlord with Andrew and Luke’s relationship with American Public Media

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Andrew and Luke: Making clicking sounds

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, that’s right. This is story [sic] about you being tired. Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Would you like to play a game? (Yeah!)”

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Luke: “Did my daughter send me this link? Maybe. Shut up! You don’t know my life! Get outta my business!”

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Luke: “Drink it in with your ears. This is the show today”

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Luke: “I can get a little eyerolly about some of that stuff”

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Luke: “It’s cuffing season!”

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Luke: “Like, that’s all I have to offer to the wider world”

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Luke: “Oh, God!!”

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Luke: “Shut up! You don’t know my life! Get outta my business!”

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Luke: “Something is amiss!”

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Luke: “This poor son of a bitch”

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Luke: “Those people don’t even know they’re already dead!”

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Luke: “Yes!!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Junk…y little Zoom!! Why did I buy this junky little Zoom?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Let us burrow further into the Favela of… Esoterica Town (Mmm-hmm!)”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “1-800-MR-PLOW. That name again is Mr. Plow”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing “It’s a sick… house!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Until then, stay warm, stay cuffed… keep your lagniappes close… (God) and your senior citizens closer (Closer)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You can, you can… dink around with your boop-boops (Exactly)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what? The Bible says, ‘As a dog returns to its vomit… (Ooh!) So, we return…’ The Bible’s nasty sometimes. It is… nasty in there!”

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Andrew: “And, I think I was feeling mostly booty”

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Andrew: “And, I think I was feeling mostly booty… and, because I was so booty this morning”

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Andrew: “Booty slide”

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Andrew: “But, XBOX is kinda bullshit. It’s a Microsoft product”

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Andrew: “Can we, maybe, start every show by saying, like, what was our best booty moment of the day before?”

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Andrew: “Cash only, twenty bucks… Cash only… Cash only!”

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Andrew: “Dinking around… on his boop-boop”

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Andrew: “Hey now… leave my mom’s booty out of this”

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Andrew: “‘I had the booty and the body down for years’, she says. ‘But, once I discovered ‘breath’… it came full circle. Now, I feel empowered and completed fulfilled: mind, body… and soul'”

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Andrew: “I had the booty and the body down for years”

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Andrew: “I just wrote down nothing. I wrote down nothing!”

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Andrew: “I still left in some of the fascinating facts”

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Andrew: “It’s a dirty joke”

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Andrew: “It’s not… good”

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Andrew: “Just occurred to me, this might be one of those songs that gives you the bad feeling”

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Andrew: Mimicking the “Uh-oh” drop

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Andrew: “Now, where are the cookies?”

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Andrew: “Oh my God! You guys get him too!”

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Andrew: “The Postest with the Mostest”

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Andrew: “Well, not to get all… Seinfeld-y here”

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Andrew and Luke: “Laurel. Did you say, ‘Yanni’? I might have (All I could hear was ‘Yanni’)”

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Luke: “If you forget your child’s age, you might be… an old guy”

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Luke: “Laters!”

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Luke: “Maybe we could start pulling in some of that sweet, sweet… Fortnite cheddar”

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Luke: “Not to be confused with… booty!”

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Luke: “The River of Booties”

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Luke: “This is not inappropriate, I don’t think”

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Luke: “You put pork chop on a, on the end of a fishing line and then you cast it over the barrier into a lion’s cage… of my mind”

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Luke and Andrew: “But, just once a week, I like to check in, I like to do some breath work, (Mmm-hmm) some booty work, and some body work… (Mmm-hmm) and, just listen to the soulful sounds of Tim Heidecker on the bass; and, it really centers me”

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Luke and Andrew: “Do you know this song by Tim Wilson? No; but, it’s wonderful! What the hell is this?”

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Luke and Andrew: Top Stories went by really quickly and could be called “The River of Booties”

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Luke and Andrew: “You know what, Andrew? It really comes down to a couple of things for me… breath… (Mmm-hmm) and booty (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “You’ve fallen right into my elegant trap; which is… (Uh-huh) all of the things you just said will make… beautiful intro tape for you at some point… I hate you… By my trap, I mean, our friend Linh’s trap (I… hate both of you)”

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