Andrew: “Ay! Stop rememberin’ that!”
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Andrew: “But, I know people who have stopped drinking… not to brag”
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Andrew: “But, I’m talking love. I’m talking capital ‘L’ here”
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Andrew: “Cheesy, gooey, gross stuff”
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Andrew: “Could you love a turtle?”
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Andrew: “Hell, no! Hell, no!”
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Andrew: “Hey! Hold on! Big Wheel at the Cracker Factory”
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Andrew: “I couldn’t love a turtle”
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Andrew: “I don’t think I can love a condor; and, I don’t think I should… you know, have to love a condor… So, stop making me”
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Andrew: “I have no idea what prompted this”
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Andrew: “I would like to remind everybody that we… are not stoned”
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Andrew: Laughing and saying “Hey! Stop rememberin’ that!”
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Andrew: “Really?”
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Andrew: Saying “Like, I gotta take a shower to wake up” in a funny manner
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Andrew: Slowly saying “That rings a… bell”
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Andrew: Snorting
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Andrew: “That… pretty much killed me”
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Andrew: “The fumigation of Lucas”
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Andrew: “There’s just no doubt about it that Cleveland is, right now… the most… inflated bubble of a team. Like, they haven’t done shit yet!”
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Andrew: “Ummm, bop-bop-bop-bop-bop-bop”
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Andrew and Luke: “And then, when you’re here in person, I never remember to actually look at your hair through that lens; like, you always seem like… (Good. Do not stare directly into that hair) I did… I did look at it once and it growled at me. Thought that was weird”
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Andrew and Luke: Both are not stoned but rather two guys who just wake up and start talking
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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, Luke. Happy Friday! Oh, man… I’m ready… I am too. I am really feeling my Fridays today… Today’s my Friday, as we like to say”
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Andrew and Luke: “I am chasing ladies all over town. (Yeah, chasing skirts) Yep!”
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Andrew and Luke: “I think… I think you’re the problem (Hey guys!)”
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Andrew and Luke: “(Yeah, I know what a fugazi is) We didn’t… We didn’t”
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Luke: “And… I’m excited about Potato Chip Rock; so, don’t rain on my parade… Twitter person. But, thank you for listening”
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Luke: “Andrew would hate this smell so much”
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Luke: “But, I think I’m going nose blind to it”
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Luke: “BYO…PMs… ampersand M?”
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Luke: “Even in a major American city, I can find a way to fuck it up”
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Luke: “I’m actually gonna go back today; but, I’m going to drive”
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Luke: “I’m gonna call an… audible. Omaha! Omaha!”
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Luke: “It just like… honestly made me wanna just start… weeping openly in the hotel room”
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Luke: “Mapping software doesn’t close a door without opening a window”
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Luke: “My nose is blown on this one”
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Luke: “Oh, come on!”
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Luke: “Rip it, wrap it and slap it”
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Luke: “That guy probably… isn’t a terrorist”
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Luke: “The Restorative Properties of Wake ‘Em Ups”
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Luke: “Welcome to Car Talk!”
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Luke: “Whoa!!”
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Luke: “Yeah… Eunice! Quit mean-mugging me from the floor!”
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Luke: “You gotta be kidding me”
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Luke: “Ziggle, zaggle… Rip it, wrap it”
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Luke and Andrew: “I think I Topo Chico’d it pretty hard… right after (Sure. Yeah… You know)”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke wouldn’t live in Salem, Massachusetts because he would constantly bring up the burning of the witches
Luke and Andrew: “One, I jogged twelve miles yesterday on accident! (Didn’t see any witches)”
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Luke and Andrew: “This is another, this is another hawk that I petted… Oh! Never suppose to pet a jayhawk… then, it will never return to its mother”
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Luke and Andrew: “Yeah. Am I supposed to be here right now? (Right)”
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