Clips From TBTL #2866

It’s TBTL Dazzling Donor message reading time of the year again! On this episode, Luke and Andrew had fun with mine:

Luke and Andrew: Dazzling Donor message

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Andrew: “Alright. I’m gonna blow my horn now”

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Andrew: “And, check this shit out”

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Andrew: “Are we in the Upside Down?”

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Andrew: Coughing and saying “Sorry. I just ate a fly”

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Andrew: Drawn out “I love it!”

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Andrew: “I am living my childhood dream right now”

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Andrew: “I don’t feel as nesting as I usually would be like”

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Andrew: “I don’t really have much to say here at the top of the show”

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Andrew: “I had a lotta failures on that show; but, this one surprised me”

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Andrew: “I mean… it would be pretty straight forward with points, I assume, and assists, and rebounds; but… that’s literally all I know about basketball. Stop pressing me”

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Andrew: “I wanna blow something up!”

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Andrew: “It scares the shit out of you!”

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Andrew: “It’s like somebody put… black electrical tape over the part of my brain that can tell cars apart”

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Andrew: “Look at my face. Remember my face”

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Andrew: “Ooh, the first mowing!”

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Andrew: “We’ll bleep this all out”

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Andrew: “You know me; I’m a home body”

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Andrew: “You were being a little bit much that day”

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Andrew and Luke: Making Counting Crows and Smashing Pumpkins spoofs

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Luke: “Ain’t no fun when the rabbit’s got the gurgle”

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Luke: “And, I… completely biffed the song”

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Luke: “By the way, sorry to just be, like, the biggest… obvious… dork… bleeding heart… liberal… but, I just… love this list of names!”

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Luke: “Marsupial… Gurgle, traditional spelling… dot com”

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Luke: “Oh my gosh. Can it be true? Is this… real life?”

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Luke: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Luke: “This show is a real mind-eff”

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Luke: “Why do I even–I don’t need to bring this up right now”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright… We don’t have time for Top Stories today. Let’s just go into…”

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Luke and Andrew: “The dog did a… deep cleaning on my feet, as she is want to do (Uaggghhh!)”

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Luke and Andrew: “This show is a real mind-eff… You’re playing audio drops of me off of Marsupial Gurgle; and, I’m reminding you that you gotta be somewhere… Are we in the Upside Down?”

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Clips From TBTL #2865

Andrew: “And, I just don’t need to work with people”

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Andrew: “And, it was like salve for my soul”

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Andrew: “Do you think I’m a team player?”

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Andrew: “Genevieve’s sausage”

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Andrew: “Get away from me. Get away from my car. Don’t look at–Are you looking at me? Don’t look at me. Get away!”

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Andrew: “Give me a major brark”

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Andrew: “Good morning. I have… slightly bad news”

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Andrew: “Hope y’all like quizzes; cuz, it’s all I know how to do”

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Andrew: “I broke up with Genevieve”

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Andrew: “I cried a lot yesterday”

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Andrew: “I think I just like doing it alone!”

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Andrew: “It was… breaking my… goddamn heart”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Like, there’s this part of Whole Foods that I have to hold my nose when I go through; cuz… it’s all the cheese is exposed and it stinks”

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Andrew: “Not gonna lie to you… I have been known to drunkenly eat sausage”

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Andrew: “Not gonna lie to you… I have been known to drunkenly eat sausage… Linh, I swear to God, if I hear that at the beginning of tomorrow’s show… we’re breaking up too”

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Andrew: Saying “Did you know you bought cheese sausage?”

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Andrew: “There’s only one way this is all gonna fit in here”

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Andrew: “Yes!”

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Andrew and Luke: Laughing

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Andrew and Luke: “You know, like, I’m just lucky (Yeah) that… my chemicals, for right now, are relatively balanced… Mostly focused on compost… That’s true!”

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Luke: “He was the best of men, he was the blurst of men!”

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Luke: “It’s like emotionally, you were not ready for solid food… again”

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Luke: “Like, that’s… where my shit is right now”

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Luke: “Now, I have to, I have to implement… an Andrew practice”

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Luke: “Okay… dingus… Go for it”

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Luke: Saying “I use… a Tohatsu” as a pirate

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Luke: Singing “I have done a something”

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Luke: “Swab the poop deck!”

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Luke: “Yarrr!”

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Luke: “You’re needling with the wrong needle-nose”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m probably good for at least one more meltdown… (Yeah. Right) like… before we’re done with this”

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Luke and Andrew: “So, what did you end up doing? Just sausage-less… You missed that Sausage Fest? I broke up with Genevieve”

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