Day: May 28, 2019

Andrew: “I know I’m going too far with this”

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Andrew: “I’m pooped”

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Andrew: “It’s dusty… it’s crusty, and it’s flusty”

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Andrew: “Just click on that baby”

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Andrew: “Lookout Cave!”

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Andrew: “Oh, no”

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Andrew: “Okay, man. This is getting too long”

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Andrew: “Peder Cooby”

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Andrew: “That is a nightmare!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Have fart sound machine, will travel (Oh… yeah)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I don’t know much about Star Wars. Yeah”

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Andrew and Luke: “Toilets here are fascinating! (Mmm-hmm) How can I use this five minutes?”

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Luke: “Andrew, take the wheel”

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Luke: “As a frequent… living room leaver… I think I speak with some authority on this”

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Luke: “By the time the Coober Pedy PD”

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Luke: “Coober Pedy PD busted by the Coober Pedy PD”

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Luke: “I was looking for some sweet Keit Mor–Keith Morrison action last night”

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Luke: “I’m being a little bit of a scaredy cat”

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Luke: “If you’re… in charge… of the radio station, are you the… and it’s Coober Pedy radio, are you the Coober Pedy PD?”

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Luke: “It is… it’s… it’s, it’s Martian… it’s Star Wars-ian… it’s other worldly… it is… Coober Pedy”

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Luke: Knocking on the hull of a space ship in Coober Pedy

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Luke: “Ugh, God, Andrew! This arvo was a ripper and I am buggered!”

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Luke: “Well, that is an ex-kangaroo!”

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Luke: “Yeah, sundowner. I wish we could go to a sundowner this… arvo… I don’t know, though. Those bogans looks like they’re not inviting us”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, please remember: No mountain too tall; and good luck-o to all-o. That’s longer. Yeah, I know”

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Luke and Andrew: “It’s a little chilly out here! Yeah, it’s getting cold! It’s… it’s… it’s the desert… What!?”

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Luke and Andrew: Singing the first few notes of the “On The Media” theme

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Andrew: Having a good laugh

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Andrew: “I love toilets, I guess!”

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Andrew: “I’m learning about these Australian toilets! And, they’re pretty interesting”

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Andrew: “I’m sorry”

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Andrew: Mimicking the sound of creaking springs

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m nerdy, dirty and flirty alright; but, not necessarily in that order”

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Andrew: “Oh, I’m… dirty, mate… and, I’m flirty, mate”

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Andrew: “Spag bol”

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Andrew: “Spag bol” #2

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Andrew: “Tell ’em The Bone-o sent ya!”

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Andrew: “That wasn’t the most articulate thing I’ve said all day; but, it’s also not the least articulate thing I’m going to say all day”

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Andrew: “There are a lot of things that I apparently say that I don’t remember, even while sober”

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Andrew: “Up, up, up, up, up!”

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Andrew and Luke: “So, today you’ll drive; and, then, maybe tomorrow… I’ll… I’ll get my, my driving in Australia merit badge. Yes, unlock that level. Yes! Or… or, we’ll never get the badge because we don’t make it through; but, either way… can you think of a better way to die? Oh, no”

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Luke: “Boy, that toilet is just a big hole, man”

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Luke: “Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa”

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Luke: “I don’t know where this accent’s going”

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Luke: “I had to look at the back of the t-shirt to figure out where we were going today. You think I’m joking”

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Luke: “Oh, no”

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Luke: Saying “On the day… of my TBTL-a-Thon’s wedding, you come to me and you talk… of stinky poops” as The Godfather

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Luke: “You want me to put this heroin where!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa. (I’m sorry) That’s not the accent… I’m sorry? Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa… One more time… Fair dinkum, that’s a good cuppa… Right! Exactly”

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Luke and Andrew: “Gawler? Oh, yeah, right. I remember Gawler. Yeah… Shot cawler. Twenty-inch blades on the Impawler… What is that? I know that… It’s a song. I know, but what is it? Can you think of it?”

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Luke and Andrew: “How are you feeling about staying in something called an underground motel? I could not be more excited about where we are staying!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Oh, no… (Oh, no) Oh, so this is how it ends”

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Luke and Andrew: “Spag bol! Spag bol!”

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Luke and Andrew: “The toilets you met along the way (Yeah!) were the ones you’ve been shitting in for years”

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Luke and Andrew: “What about an alarm clock that poured cottage cheese into your mouth? Oh, God! Wake up and lose, as my friend would say”

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Luke and Andrew: “Whatever charms I have in the States, I don’t think they apply in Australia the same way… I was gonna make a… mean joke… Oh, that’s fine. The listeners can just… write their own mean joke in their head. You don’t… have to… gild that lily”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yarra! Yarra! Yarra!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Yarra! Yarra! Yarra! Your coffee’s new name is, ‘Yarra'”

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