Andrew: “Are you not entertained?”
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Andrew: “Can I tell you something about… comedy?”
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Andrew: “I don’t think I, I could… tell you what any…body’s butt looks like, honestly”
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Andrew: “Let’s just put our weapons down for the day”
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Andrew: “Oh! Those… those, those calves don’t look… embarrassing”
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Andrew: “To move the conversation away from my rear end for a moment”
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Andrew: “Well… this is a funny place to take the show”
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Andrew: “Yeah! Whooo!”
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Andrew: “You know what? I don’t have a butt”
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Andrew and Luke: Reading “The host of Entertainment Tonight said that viewers might remember Troy McClure from this movie. They showed a clip of the movie, which depicted Troy dressed like a quarterback and standing in the backfield of a football game. The ball was hiked to him, he went to throw it and his arm fell off” in unison
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Andrew and Luke: “What are we doing? (How was that?) What are… We are doing shit we’ve never done before. This is a whole new era of TBTL, my friend!”
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Andrew and Luke: “You know what? I don’t have a butt… like, really. I mean (Really!?) not to get really gross; but… (I have, honestly, not looked at your butt very much)”
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Luke: “Abseleet… Abseleetly? [ph]“
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Luke: “Go ahead, crêpe my day”
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Luke: Making mouth farting sounds
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Luke: “Ouch!!”
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Luke: Saying “Everybody be cold! This a robbery!” as Animal
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Luke: Singing “Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius… Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius”
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Luke: Singing “Mirror in the bathroom”
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Luke: “This… this is gonna be so weird”
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Luke: “Would you like to play a game?”
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Luke: “Wouldn’t kill ya… work a little bit of that ass off”
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Luke: “You don’t have super flat butt; I would notice”
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Luke and Andrew: “Are you at SimpsonsWiki.com? You know I’m at SimpsonsWiki.com slash wiki slash Leper in the Backfield”
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Luke and Andrew: “I don’t care what the listeners hear… Andrew… it’s never been about the listeners… Alright… Why do I keep forgetting that?”
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Luke and Andrew: Luke isn’t humiliated by his, slightly, bubble butt
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Luke and Andrew: Luke making mouth farting sounds and Andrew saying “Hey… Luke! Stop burgling your brother! Ha!”
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