Day: November 28, 2019

Andrew: “Am I being too literal?”

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Andrew: “Happy Blursgiving?”

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Andrew: “I always liked the TV show, ‘Queer as Norfolk'”

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Andrew: “I don’t know that I’m especially good at it; although, nobody’s complained to my face”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Mmm, God, Luke. You’re always pushing these deadlines on me”

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Andrew: Saying “I tricked your brain!” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Scatting

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Andrew: Snorting

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Andrew: “Thanks for being my kinda weird”

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Andrew: “Turkey-lurkey!”

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Andrew: “Whatever. I don’t, I don’t like that”

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Andrew: “Wink, wink”

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Andrew and Luke: “I want to Blursday myself! Oh, man. I just Blursday’d (Ooh) myself”

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Luke: “¡Ay, Dios mío!”

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Luke: “And, I apologize, I’m gonna ruin a few Thanksgivings here… but, I’m gonna make some a few Friendsgivings… for life”

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Luke: “But, like, have you met me? Have you seen… Burbs; and, how I do damage on food?”

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Luke: “I didn’t make mash potatoes… because… I’m lazy”

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Luke: “I like to eat broccoli because I like the burps!”

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Luke: “I will take a chubby… if I have to”

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Luke: “Why are you grinching my Friendsgiving, bro?”

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Luke: “Why are you grinching my Thanksgiving, bro?”

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Luke and Andrew: “And, is that all the Blursdays, by the way? Oh, yeah. We’re Blursday’d out, man. We just Blursday’d ourselves. (Nice) Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “No! Oh, it gets worse”

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Andrew: “And, boom; you got yourself a cake!”

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Andrew: “Aw, crap!”

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Andrew: “Because, if I just do it behind my desk here, it’s got a real Guantanamo vibe to it, right?”

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Andrew: “Girls night!”

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Andrew: “Girls night!” #2

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Andrew: “I can give you two examples from my dumb head”

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Andrew: “I’m not even supposed to be here today”

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Andrew: “It’s like STDs at a retirement home”

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Andrew: “Oh, Ryon! How are you doing, man? I know you really want it; but, I don’t think you’re gonna be a Mariner for much longer”

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Andrew: Saying “I think it’s a TikTok thing” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “The Fifth Ave Tav”

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Andrew: “You’re trying to have fun, and I’m gonna give an overly serious answer”

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Luke: “Because, if I just do it behind my desk here, it’s got a real Guantanamo vibe to it, right?”

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Luke: “Don’t do it, dog!”

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Luke: “I’m a little more jowly than I used to be”

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Luke: “Oh my God. That’s what it looks like? I could never do that again”

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Luke: “Oops, that was the wrong… knob”

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Luke: Singing “Wave your hands in the air like you don’t care”

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Luke: “That’s… is so… wild to me!”

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Luke: “This is bad… She’s going towards the carpet!”

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Luke: “What… are you talking about, future Luke?”

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Luke: “Yes!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke going on the time where he forgot Carey’s birthday and had to look it up on his laptop

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Andrew: “Aw, shit!”

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Andrew: “Cheap-ass cassette tapes”

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Andrew: “Come on. Crack! Crack!”

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Andrew: “I do have all my old floppies from college”

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Andrew: “I’m a ‘Never Papper'”

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Andrew: “I’m Hasselhoffing this”

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Andrew: “Like, it just doesn’t make any sense at all”

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Andrew: “Lordy, Lordy, look who’s three-thousand and forty”

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Andrew: “Lordy, Lordy!”

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Andrew: “Luke… we don’t even have time to get into my rant… on that commercial”

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Andrew: “Say hello to my little pizza”

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Andrew: “Ya bozo!”

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Andrew: “Yep. From your lips to Papa John’s ears, my friend”

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Andrew: “You were, you were trying to… sit on a zazzle… and, and just lay that zazzle on me, weren’t you? Wow”

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Andrew: “You’re body-shaming turkeys now”

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Andrew and Luke: “Cool-cool-cool-cool-cool-cool-cool-cool-cool-cool… KK! KK!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Shit. I didn’t even mean to. An ethos? I didn’t even mean to! What’s happening to us?”

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Andrew and Luke: “The, the… truth about… catches and… runs. Oh… Kristina will punch that out for… Kristina! Help!”

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Luke: “And, I’m not… having… any more of this… bullshit!”

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Luke: “Don’t… wedge that in”

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Luke: “Hey, if there’s one thing I know about, it’s weddings. I have one about every six years”

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Luke: “I got a lotta problems”

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Luke: “I, I can take gravy or leave gravy”

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Luke: “It’s bananas how many… pounds of TBTL we piled into the sacks of those two nights”

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Luke: “Leave no phrase unturned”

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Luke: “We call it, ‘loaded hams'”

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Luke: “What!!?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I’m a butter… person (Mmm-hmm)”

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Luke and Andrew: “That is one of… one of the blurriest blurs… (Mmm-hmm) that I’ve ever blurred”

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Andrew: “Buckle up for this one, Millennials”

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Andrew: “Calm down!”

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Andrew: “Ever since we had, what we called the ‘Garbage Trubs'”

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Andrew: “I am so glad that I decided to… err on the side of kookiness”

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Andrew: “I’m clearly just proving… what a nutcase I am; which… honestly, I am a nutcase when it comes to this. So… what can I do?”

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Andrew: “It’s… giving me a shiver up my spine”

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Andrew: “Oh, no!”

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Andrew: “Ooh!”

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Andrew: “Rich… alkaloid content”

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Andrew: “We are so easily manipulated”

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Andrew: “We’re the imperfect hosts”

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Andrew: “Yeah”

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Andrew: “You probably miss those days, when I didn’t say much”

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Luke: “I’m a little bit less… I’m a little less reactive and a little less rage-y these days”

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Luke: “Is everything okay, Luke?”

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Luke: “Not even passive aggressive. It would be… passive aggressive, hold the passive”

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Luke: “OK, Karen”

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Luke: Singing “Who was that guy… from the film? The guy with the hat… Oh, oh, oh, oh! It’s on the tip of my tongue… He was also in that ad”

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Luke and Andrew: “Just to drag me down into the bucket with you? Yeah”

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