Day: February 13, 2021

Andrew: “Ahh! What I wouldn’t do for a meat tent” (Edited)

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Andrew: “Andrew finally blew a fuse”

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Andrew: “Big, fat, wet flakes”

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Andrew: Death rattle

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Andrew: “Does anybody know about this lobster thing? He should be canceled!”

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Andrew: “How is it, Luke, how is it… that on this day… when I’m so… hungry… every single one of our drops has to do with food?”

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Andrew: “I blow my nose with 50 dollar bills”

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Andrew: “I like you… I like baseball… I like wasting time”

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Andrew: “I… have a lot of things that I’ve said on this show that I regret”

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Andrew: “I’ll just bleep it”

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Andrew: “I’m not, I’m not vegan… I eat meat”

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Andrew: “If you hear me speaking here and thinking… ‘Well, this isn’t something you live by, Walsh.’ I know”

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Andrew: “It’s like milk; but, for humans”

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Andrew: “Like, whatever! Whatever! I’ll try it, sure”

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Andrew: “Meat tents”

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Andrew: “Pardon me! Do you hear that death rattle in my voice?”

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Andrew: “Sometimes, my inability to speak saves me from future sadness; when, that drop woulda come back in my face”

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Andrew: “The butter makes it better”

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Andrew: “We’re adding some heat to our Valentine’s Day”

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Andrew: “You’re in New Hampshire now!”

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Andrew and Luke: “No! Don’t consider that! (I know!) Consider it and then dismiss it!”

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Luke: “He has lost his damn mind!”

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Luke: “I am just taking this to the least fun place”

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Luke: “I know I’m being so no fun; and, I apologize”

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Luke: “It makes me weirdly excited that all the cars are spun out on the freeway”

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Luke: “Like, we are now in full-on… snow-mageddon”

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Luke: “Ya can’t get there from here!”

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Luke: “You’re cute!”

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Luke and Andrew: “How about the Miami Meat Tents? How about not!”

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Andrew: “And, I feel very lost, and I feel cold, and I feel scared, and I feel old”

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Andrew: “And, pray to the saint of Internet speeds”

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Andrew: “Back in me day!”

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Andrew: “Hey, Andrew… what’s the most important… part of the story? Ignore it. Now, say what’s on your mind”

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Andrew: “I can’t figure out light bulbs anymore, Luke”

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Andrew: “I don’t have time to Columbo up your story here”

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Andrew: “I told you… I don’t know how to read”

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Andrew: “I, well, hmm. I had something I wanted to talk to you about”

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Andrew: “I’m a… duck’s legs… flapping in the water trying to keep up”

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Andrew: “Just like a real crusty, grumpy old man”

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Andrew: “Oh; and, the adventure begins again”

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Andrew: “Okay. So… Pills? No… pil–pills! Hey-hey… Hey, pills. Doctor Pill–I mean”

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Andrew: “Shut up, little man!”

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Andrew: “The TheraGun Mini, for me, is where it’s at!”

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Andrew: “This goes nowhere… Eh, it goes nowhere”

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Andrew: “Well, I made a fart joke on the show the other day”

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Luke: “Back in my day!”

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Luke: “I’m, like, making a… list and I’m checking it twice”

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Luke: “Next thing you know… you’ve gone full Rooney”

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Luke: “Oh, hey! Y’all said this name!”

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Luke: Saying “Well, you know, actually, the money’s probably fine” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Bleeding my insecurities all over the place”

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Andrew: “Did it again, Walsh. Really homed in on the interesting part of the article!”

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Andrew: “I asked you a question; and, now, I’m answering it. So, that’s a dangerous game, Dan-O”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna make it weird”

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Andrew: “I think I stumbled and bumbled my way into TBTL talk”

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Andrew: “I would always come home and… have a list of things to be insecure about and to beat myself over”

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Andrew: “I… flipped my shit. I was screaming. I was crying”

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Andrew: “I’ve written a bad tweet or two in my time”

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Andrew: “If I open a door, I better be ready to walk through it with these folks”

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Andrew: “Is it McCartney-Lennon or Lennon-McCartney? Well, it depends on who you ask, doesn’t it Paul!?”

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Andrew: “It was a classic… shame recognize game situation”

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Andrew: “Oh, fiddlesticks! Where’s my TikTok login?”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! No!”

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Andrew: “Palate cleanser time!”

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Andrew: Saying “And, I dunno if you know this; but, I also write a newsletter” and shuddering

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Andrew: Saying “I don’t like cheese” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Singing “Happy, happy, happy birthday” and clapping

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Andrew: “Ugh! I felt like I hated everything that I’d said on the show!”

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Andrew: “Uh… I’m prepared to go forward”

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Andrew: “What the fuck is with this kid?”

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Luke: “Another listener, who prefers not to be named on the show, but does a lot of stuff to help around here… gave us, I guess, a compliment” [ed: Yes, it was a compliment.]

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Luke: “At what cost, McCona-dog? At what cost?”

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Luke: “Aw, fiddlesticks!”

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Luke: “Holy hell is this wrong! But, holy hell is it… erotic!”

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Luke: “I could do this all day, you guys. All day”

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Luke: “Meow-meow-meow… meow-meow… meow-meow, objection. Overruled. Sustained. I’ll allow it”

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Luke: “Oh, God, I’m old!”

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