Day: May 22, 2021

Andrew: “Because, I was the manure!”

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Andrew: “Do robots dream of electric platypus?”

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Andrew: “Dude… ya thirsty! I’m coming”

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Andrew: “Elon Musty”

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Andrew: “I was the manure!”

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Andrew: “I’m over it, dude!”

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Andrew: Laughing

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Andrew: “Let the fun begin”

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Andrew: “Motel Two-and-a-Half Star… We’ll… leave the fluorescent lights on for you”

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Andrew: “Oh, my! You have duck shit in your hair”

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Andrew: “Oh, my!”

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Andrew: “Please, please-please-please-please be good news”

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Andrew: Saying “Let the fun begin!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Let the fun begin” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “Yeah!” as Adam Duritz

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Andrew: Singing “Everybody’s having a party!” as Fred Schneider

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Andrew: Singing “Let the fun begin” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “Yeah, no. Everything’s fine”

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Andrew: “You see what my problem is here, Luke?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Oh, (Yeah) Counting Crows. I’m over it, dude!”

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Luke: “Carol, hold my beers!”

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Luke: “Did you get the thing?”

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Luke: “Hey, Elena… Before we get outta here, just a preview of tomorrow’s TBTL… Andrew… empties out… 30 packets of sriracha”

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Luke: “I don’t know what that was just came out of my mouth”

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Luke: “Is it possible… bad dreams… are actually… good for us?! (My dream stories are tight!)”

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Luke: Saying “I!” in a funny manner

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Luke: Singing “Do you dream in black and white?”

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Luke: Singing “Let’s give ’em something to taLk about”

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Luke: Singing “That thon… that thon. That thon, that thon-thon-thon-thon-thon”

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Luke: Singing “Tore out a shrub oak and put up a parking lot… Ooooh-dat-dat-dat!”

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Luke: “We dogs even in our dreams, Andrew!”

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Luke and Andrew: Luke’s microphone fell off his desk while he was speaking

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Andrew: “Am I a problem… or a blessing?”

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Andrew: “Big… thick… fat Mariner dog”

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Andrew: “Feeling empty inside? Voting will fill the void”

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Andrew: “I don’t care what you do!”

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Andrew: “I had no idea, until this moment, what the tell they were talking about!”

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Andrew: “I have this weird… condition where I always have to make one extra hot dog; cuz, I don’t trust that, like… you know, two hot dogs will be enough for me… It also… depends on how much beer I’ve had before I’m making those hot dogs”

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Andrew: “I think I’m, kind of, emotionally dead to this round”

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Andrew: “I’m gonna have me a morning hot dog”

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Andrew: “I’m just being really negative here. I’m being real shitty”

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Andrew: “It was a big, fat Mariner dog”

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Andrew: “One of them I wrote in blood, another I kissed with lipstick”

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Andrew: Saying “I hate to go here. I think I’ve alluded to this on the show before” in a sing-songy manner

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Andrew: “Smartrephones”

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Andrew: “This guy, he’s nothing. He’s nobody. He’ll never be anybody! Get him off of the website!!”

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Andrew: “Whoa! That was not me, everybody”

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Andrew: “Yeah, they delivered a big… big… bag of… sadness… to all of us”

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Andrew: “You know, everything comes back to race for me”

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Andrew and Luke: “I’m back in this (Yeah!), baby!”

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Luke: “Often imitated, never duplicated, the original Luke Burbank”

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Luke: Singing “It’s the most wonderful time of the year”

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Luke and Andrew: “Why don’t you put a note on your door that says… ‘Fedex, we are here. Please knock loudly’? Oh… Oh… Oh… A note, Luke? Oh, my sweet child… I have more notes taped to the outside of this building. It’s like a… (Oh my God!) fucking art project out there”

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Luke and Andrew: “Wow! Wow!”

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