TBTL Audio Clip Archive
 

Clips From TBTL #3503

Andrew: “Facebook is just an… awful, awful organization”

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Andrew: “How dare you!?”

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Andrew: “Huh!”

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Andrew: “Huh!!!”

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Andrew: “I almost stuck my finger out the window”

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Andrew: “In, in my, in, in moments of pettiness”

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Andrew: “It’s been on for an hour!!”

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Andrew: “It’s just all algorithms and bots”

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Andrew: “It’s not like some great photo, it was just a silly photo of cat laxative”

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Andrew: “Just moments ago, there were only 2… Volkswagen Golf tire tracks… in the sand, as you carried me”

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Andrew: “Mine is just weirdly norm-core today”

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Andrew: “My turn signal’s been on!! It’s been on for an hour!!!”

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Andrew: “No poo in my can, please”

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Andrew: “Put it on the poop, Guillermo”

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Andrew: Saying “I am a machine. I’ve taken this down. You’ve broken our standards. These are what our standards are” as a machine

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Andrew: “Screw Facebook… Screw Instagram”

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Andrew: “Toys and games for kids these days are poop and fart-forward”

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Andrew: “Try to make it poop! Catch the poop! Feed it ’til it poops!”

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Andrew: “Why can’t the rabbit have some cereal?”

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Andrew: “Yeah! Little assholes”

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Andrew and Luke: “Alright, do you have… I might get a little more coffee… (Oh, yeah! That’s right. We had a plan. We had a plan!) Clearly, you don’t know how the plan works”

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Luke: “Ask not for who… the gaba…gools”

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Luke: “Clearly, we understand how reservations work. Clearly, you don’t!”

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Luke: “Em-PHA-sis was on the wrong syl-LA-ble”

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Luke: “Feed me. I do a magic poop”

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Luke: “Give… me… a… brark”

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Luke: “I do a magic poop”

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Luke: “I don’t like anyone telling me what to do”

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Luke: “I repeat… what you say!? Oh, I repeat what you say… This is my first time reading words, Andrew”

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Luke: “It… doth… slap!”

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Luke: “One does not just stroll into Mordor”

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Luke: “One does not just stroll into Mordor, aka REI, and buy a tent and walk out with one”

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Luke: “When I get yelled at, and I’m in the wrong, I’m furious”

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Luke: “You know that I was holding a beaver poop the other day?”

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Luke and Andrew: “I do a magic poop. Mmm-hmm. Well, that’ll never end up on Marsupial Gurgle. Yeah”

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Luke and Andrew: “Like, I was about to write a Yelp! review of a lifetime for (Mmm-hmm) this place”

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Luke and Andrew: “SoDo mojo (Yeah)”

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Clips From TBTL #3502

Andrew: “Aaahh!!”

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Andrew: “Andrew has to re-read things a lot”

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Andrew: “But, think about it. When do I actually wanna talk about poo?”

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Andrew: “Do not throw your poo in my bin!”

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Andrew: “Dog doo-doo”

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Andrew: “First of all, I refuse to pay for the sins of my brother”

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Andrew: “Good morning, Luke! May I introduce you to something called… Poogooder!”

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Andrew: “I’m not super hungry anymore”

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Andrew: “I’m on the Poogooder.com webs… website right now”

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Andrew: “I’m trying to be a Poogooder, though; not a Poobadder”

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Andrew: “In so many ways… the idiots are winning”

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Andrew: Making a trumpet sound

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Andrew: “May I introduce you to something called… Poogooder!”

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Andrew: “Other people’s dog poo”

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Andrew: “Poogooder!”

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Andrew: “The closer to the bone, the sweeter the meat”

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Andrew: “The… idiots are winning”

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Andrew: “What a world!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Do you know ‘briary’… [sic] rhymes with? Retiree… (Briary?) I really messed up that joke”

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Andrew and Luke: “Evil used to be smart… And, evil isn’t even smart anymore (Right)”

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Andrew and Luke: “I feel ya, man! What a dark, (Yeah) goddamn day”

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Luke: “I agree with you a hundred percent”

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Luke: “Isn’t it Mamaroneck, don’cha think?”

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Luke: “More cushion for the pushening”

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Luke: “Please tell me more”

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