March 9, 2022 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “As… I understand it; and, for the record… I don’t”

Andrew: “As… I understand it; and, for the record… I don’t… understand it”

Andrew: “But, I am totally rooting for him to just… blow chunks out there! Like, are you kidding me!? I wanna see him buried! Yes! I wanna see him lose every… freaking game!”

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Andrew: “Hepta-titis”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna turn this… positivity train into a negativity train”

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Andrew: “I was vulnerable, Luke. Don’t throw that back in my face!”

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Andrew: “I’m a weird optimist. So are you!”

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Andrew: “It was not very pleasant!”

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Andrew: “Luke, I’m getting away with murder”

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Andrew: “Oh my God… Oh my God”

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Andrew: “Oh… ye…yeah!”

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Andrew: Saying “Anything can happen!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: Saying “It is a photo of our brand new black garbage bin from the city, Luke Burbank” in a funny, sing-songy manner

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Andrew: Saying “Take a left, or a right. Anything can happen!” in a funny manner

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Andrew: “This is… casually racist of me”

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Andrew: “Yeah, that should probably help-help-help-help…”

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Andrew: “You did this! You did this! Delete this!”

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Andrew: “You guys, you’re gonna love this cheese. It is super creamy. It is super stinky. It is all the things you guys love about cheese”

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Andrew and Luke: “I can’t support that and I, and I won’t; (Yeah) and, it would kill me, but I won’t”

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Luke: “I had the mic muted cuz I was burping”

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Luke: “I’m Mr. Some Limited”

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Luke: Singing “I see you through the smoky air… Something, something, and the weight of my stare”

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Luke: Singing “My-ya-hee… My-ya-haa [ph]“

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Luke: Singing “When you’re blue and you don’t know what to do”

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Luke: “What did you… do to yesterday’s episode?”

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Luke and Andrew: “No. Andrew. What-what-what-what-what? Andrew… What? Andrew… I don’t like the tone of… this”

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Andrew: “And, I don’t know if this is filthy or not”

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Andrew: “Boy, talk about instant opinions”

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Andrew: “Have you ever sighed so hard that it makes you cough?”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’d like more Burbank in my life”

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Andrew: “Hey, I’d like more Burbank in my life; and, his nerdy friend!”

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Andrew: “I am… I am flabbergasted. You just hit my flabbergast busted–button… which is busted”

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Andrew: “I didn’t catch your name. I don’t believe I dropped it”

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Andrew: “I have a feeling that… I’m going to be very wrong here”

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Andrew: “I just wanna cry”

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Andrew: “I sang that. That came outta my mouth”

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Andrew: “If it be thy will, NFT, just take this NFT from my head”

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Andrew: “It’s Word Finder X!”

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Andrew: “Let’s just say that the… prostitution industry is just bustling there”

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Andrew: “Luke says… ‘Suck it, Andrew'”

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Andrew: “Oh, shit! No, you’re right!”

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Andrew: “One! Deca is… one dollar”

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Andrew: Singing “76 bored apes in the big parade”

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Andrew: Singing “Rosanna. Rosanna”

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Andrew: Singing “Take me all the way… Going to Disneyland… Whee!”

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Andrew: Singing a portion of “It’s a Small World (After All)”

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Andrew: “That is something that has been broken in my head. These are, like, broken synapses”

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Andrew: “That’s me! I’m an idiot”

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Andrew: “This… just… jangled, jumbled… like, mess in my head”

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Andrew: “Viacom”

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Andrew: “ViacompBS”

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Andrew: “We can’t do this anymore, Luke… I’m making too many mistakes and too many mistakes”

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Andrew: “We do what we do over here”

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Andrew: “Whee!”

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Andrew: “When we’re done with the e-mail segment… I’m gonna go in my bedroom, I’m gonna… punch the pillow, I’m gonna scream into it; then, I’m gonna go outside. Okay?”

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Andrew: “Who am I?”

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Andrew: “Why does it say, ‘Suck It, Andrew’?”

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Andrew: “You can say ‘armies’, ‘sleevies’. Whatever works”

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Andrew: “You have a text message from Luke Burbank… It says, ‘Suck it, Andrew’. So weird”

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Andrew: “You’re on radio stations! Don’t you think there are tons of listeners who have no idea what a TBTL are–is… or are; but, are interested in the Luke Burbank brand?”

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Luke: “Can we take the white hot laser of self-loathing… and turn it off of ourselves and turn it on to this New York Post article?”

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Luke: “Caulk! You have the caulk!”

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Luke: “I’m sorry… I’m really, really sorry about today everyone”

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Luke: “Luke Burbank from Live Wire and absolutely nothing else”

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Luke: Saying “Too many glockies!” while Andrew was talking

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Luke: Singing “Be kind to your fine feathered friends”