March 22, 2022 – Marsupial Gurgle

Andrew: “What. I think I’m having it. I think I’m having déjà vu… Wait, am I, did I just ruin it by not… by saying it? Wait. Is it over now? Is it still happening?”

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Andrew: “Would this be a good time for me to leave the room, get a cup of coffee, and you can just unload your Andrew file, and I don’t have to be embarrassed by it?”

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Andrew and Luke: “Good morning, everybody! Good morning, Westchester!”

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Luke: “Cilia rabbit… Facts are for Luke”

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Luke: “From LAX-it to lux-it”

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Luke: “I stan Real Madrid!”

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Luke: “I will kill them, Andrew… I will hunt them down like dogs”

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Luke: “Is he driving or is he waiting for me? It can’t be both”

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Luke: “Like shit they are!”

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Luke: “Mount up on the Metamucil-mobile”

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Luke: “NPR listener types… are not going to just… put any old thing in their body. They need to understand the way that it bonds with their feces… and drags it out of their body!”

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Luke: Saying “They’re making 25 mill… playing with Legos! Have you seen this… have you seen these Legos?” as Sebastian Maniscalco

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Luke: Singing “Movin’ on up!”

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Luke: “This is gonna get me wound up”

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Luke: “Who hurt you, Andrew?”

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Luke: “Whoa, this is cool. This is farting through silk”

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Luke and Andrew: “Alright. Maestro? I hit it. I don’t know why I don’t–Aw, dang it!”

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Luke and Andrew: “Can we talk? Hey, can we talk?”

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Luke and Andrew: Laughing

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Luke and Andrew: Silica, Psyllium, Celica and Cilia Talk

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Andrew: “Do ya like sweating, though?”

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Andrew: “Don’t rent a peda-boat though”

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Andrew: “Everybody! I am wiping this down! Do we have a hose? No hose? Okay. I’ll make do… with this spray bottle. Thank you”

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Andrew: “I don’t think that sweat is flying off of me”

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Andrew: “I don’t wanna stop rooting for the Browns!”

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Andrew: “I had my nose stuck in a lot of gross places”

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Andrew: “I had my nose stuck in a lot of gross places, before you finally got that across”

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Andrew: “I hate Wheel of Fortune! It’s so… Those people are so stupid!”

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Andrew: “I summered… in Kent, Ohio”

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Andrew: “I’m a sweater”

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Andrew: “I’m not always rubbing my beard or… or pulling knick-knacks out of my beard and surprising children… with it”

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Andrew: “I’m so wishy-washy on this”

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Andrew: “My beard… serves a purpose. It… hides my face”

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Andrew: “Oh… wow! You’re right”

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Andrew: “Pedam!? I barely knew ’em!”

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Andrew: “Put that in your shuttlecock and smoke it!”

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Andrew: Saying “Ay! I’m an accent wall!” in a faux Italian accent

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Andrew: “Somebody already said that, bro!”

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Andrew: “Spoiler alert, too, if you haven’t read the Bible yet”

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Andrew: “That seems crass”

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Andrew: “The rage room’s in the basement. We don’t talk about the rage room”

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Andrew: “We’ve turned our morality away”

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Andrew: “What do you think Gandalf’s beard smells like?”

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Andrew: “What the hell!? Where did you come from? This is my campus!”

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Andrew: “Where the urine flowed… on the elevator floor… on Halloweens”

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Andrew: “Which one of you teams is good enough for me?”

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Andrew: “Why do you think my mind is in the gutter?”

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Andrew: “Why do you think my mind is in the gutter? It would be your mind that’s in the gutter, if you’re interpreting it gross coming from me”

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Andrew: “You know what I got, on Saturday? A Mariners game to listen to. And, I’ll be G-D’d if I was gonna listen to that on my phone”

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Andrew: “You’re a chocoholic!”

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Andrew and Luke: “What do you think Gandalf’s beard smells like? For some reason, I get leather… Pipe smoke? Pipe smoke and leather!”

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Andrew and Luke: “Why do you think my mind is in the gutter? It would be your mind that’s in the gutter, if you’re interpreting it gross coming from me… Well, yeah, I was. But, the fact that you assumed I meant you tells me your mind is in the gutter… I was talking about myself”

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Luke: “Coming to you from the Hollywood Broadcast Center right here in Portland, Oregon… Where, I’m giving today… 3 Denzels up”

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Luke: “I’m such a bad person”

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Luke: “I’m such a bad person… I mean… that’s evident to anyone who listens to the show”

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Luke: Making a series of beeping sounds

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Luke: “My body starts… shedding liquid… in a… troubling sense”

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Luke: “Pedam if you got ’em!”