Clips From TBTL #3653

Andrew: “For me, it’s just, it sorta feels like my hair is fine, fine, fine–Hmm, wait… Let’s be clear. My hair is not… fine… My hair, though is… non-problematic”

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Andrew: “For real, what is going on? Is there any, like, April Fools bullshit going on online?”

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Andrew: “Gatorade, I can drink that, obviously, while I am… you know, running a marathon or when I’m crying in the shower. Everybody knows that; and, I’ve done both”

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Andrew: “Go [bleep] yourself”

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Andrew: “Hoo-ha!”

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Andrew: “I have a gold medal in shower crying”

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Andrew: “I wanna be that psychopath”

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Andrew: “I was done dirty, by the city… many times”

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Andrew: “I was super hungry. I’d had way too much coffee. I was wound up from TBTL”

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Andrew: “I’m face-to-face with somebody’s, literally, very stinky dog poop”

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Andrew: “It’s so Andrew”

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Andrew: “My hair, though is… non-problematic”

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Andrew: “No, they were at the curb. Stop lying to me, city”

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Andrew: “Nobody said you were done… dude!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, you got me!”

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Andrew: “Ooh, you got me! That sounds… You really got me with that description, man”

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Andrew: “So, in other words, a show that has… zero marketing, and nobody will ever see it, and it won’t help our numbers?”

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Andrew: “Stolen valkyrie?”

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Andrew: “Terry!!”

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Andrew: “The big launching of my new garbage life”

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Andrew: “You have a bad étude, mister”

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Andrew: “You need to calm down”

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Andrew and Luke: “This week’s newsletter… the TBTL newsletter; which, you could sign up for at TBTL.net… is so good… And, the reason it is so good… (Love it) is because I didn’t write it”

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Luke: “I wanna talk about Russell Wilson’s… dink”

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Luke: “I’d sooner punch myself in my big, purple balls”

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Luke: “I’d sooner punch myself in my big, purple balls… than go back and… voluntarily watch Russell Wilson these days”

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Luke: “Talk about Russell Wilson’s… thingy”

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Luke: “This is special. This is special”

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Luke: “What… does that mean!?”

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Luke: “You need a bad étude adjustment”

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Luke: “You need an ad…étude adjustment”

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Luke and Andrew: “We may be in need of a new… special TBTL television… related podcast. So, in other words, a show that has… zero marketing, and nobody will ever see it, and it won’t help our numbers? Exactly, my friend”

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Clips From TBTL #3652

Andrew: “Are you… disrespecting my hydration situation?”

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Andrew: “Don’t make that a question, Michael Medved!”

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Andrew: “Here’s a clue here!”

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Andrew: “I do not lower my eyes to another mortal”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who any of those people are”

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Andrew: “I don’t know who any of those people are… I’m sorry”

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Andrew: “It ain’t a Thurs if you don’t Blurs”

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Andrew: “My brain is bad”

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Andrew: “Now, you’re a smart boy”

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Andrew: “Oh! My baby!”

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Andrew: Singing “Delete of the Week!”

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Andrew: “Vintage? I’m a young man, eBay!”

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Andrew: “Whatever I’m about to say is a terrible idea to even… bring up”

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Andrew: “Yes! Luke, you’re a smart boy!”

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Andrew: “You put us here!”

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Andrew and Luke: Getting mentioned for providing clarification on where the drops of Andrew saying cleaned up movie lines came from

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Luke: “¡Jalapeño!”

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Luke: “I’ve… said a little while ago that I should… try to stop yucking yums. I’ve already probably… probably severely yucked the yum of some… Fall Out Boy and Imagine Dragons fans out there”

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Luke: Mumble singing “The heart of rock and roll is still beating. And from what I’ve seen I believe ’em. Now…”

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Luke: Singing “Got it all. Hot lovin’ every night”

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Luke: Singing “Heart and Soul”

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Luke: Singing “Seattle, San Francisco too”

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Luke: Singing “The century! The century!”

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Luke: “Stop this right now, Burbs!”

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Luke: “This could get really grim, really fast”

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Luke: “This is just old man weeps at cloud”

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Luke: “Where be your nutcracker?”

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Luke: “Yeah, my dink. I got a big dink… You guys wanna see my dink?”

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Luke and Andrew: “How sad is that!? How… (So sad) how beta cuck… is it?”

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